Spoons - Friend or Foe? [Archive] - Draft Countdown Forums

America

07-03-2006, 01:09 AM

I don't know, it could just be me, but those menacing bastards are getting closer than ever. I always see them congregating in my silverware drawer, plotting something.

http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/spoon.jpg

renegade17

07-03-2006, 01:11 AM

What the hell are you talking about? :?

Tobzilla

07-03-2006, 01:11 AM

this is a sign that its time for me to go to bed

HawkeyeFan

07-03-2006, 01:13 AM

Friend, you can't eat pudding with a fork

someone447

07-03-2006, 01:14 AM

They are the enemy you can't live without, without spoons, there would be no cereal. So I have to pretend they are my friend.

cunningham06

07-03-2006, 01:16 AM

I've always thought that spoons are the most sinister of silverware, this post allerted me to the rising danger of spoons. I will use them less in the future, thank you and Godspeed.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:21 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

Tobzilla

07-03-2006, 01:23 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

nothing has ever made more sense

HawkeyeFan

07-03-2006, 01:24 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

nothing has ever made more sense
lmao. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who couldn't read that!

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:24 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

nothing has ever made more sense
lmao. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who couldn't read that!

Spanish is a requisite.

Nerv

07-03-2006, 01:27 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

someone447

07-03-2006, 01:28 AM

FRIend+fOE=Frioe; frioe means cold metal is cold; spoons are made of metal; you eat chili with a spoon; chili is good; so spoons must be friends.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:28 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

Right next to the spife and knoon.

renegade17

07-03-2006, 01:29 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

What he said.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:29 AM

FRIend+fOE=Frioe; frioe means cold metal is cold; spoons are made of metal; you eat chili with a spoon; chili is good; so spoons must be friends.

See now these are the kinds of minds I want running the country!

Tobzilla

07-03-2006, 01:29 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

nothing has ever made more sense
lmao. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who couldn't read that!

Spanish is a requisite.

Does that mean I have forgotten my spanish?

Nerv

07-03-2006, 01:29 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

Right next to the spife and knoon.

Please, the spife & knoon couldnt even put on the sporks jock strap.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:30 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

nothing has ever made more sense
lmao. I was hoping I wasn't the only one who couldn't read that!

Spanish is a requisite.

Does that mean I have forgotten my spanish?

I guess so, NFLDC GFX team member.

cunningham06

07-03-2006, 01:32 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

Right next to the spife and knoon.

Please, the spife & knoon couldnt even put on the sporks jock strap.

But what about the fife? That is an interesting piece of cutlery. Otherwise known as the knork.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:33 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

Right next to the spife and knoon.

Please, the spife & knoon couldnt even put on the sporks jock strap.

But what about the fife? That is an interesting piece of cutlery.

It was left out for a reason. A reason unknown to me or you.

America

07-03-2006, 01:34 AM

The spork can do everything a spoon can do and more. All hail the spork, the greatest eating utensil ever created.

Right next to the spife and knoon.

Please, the spife & knoon couldnt even put on the sporks jock strap.

But what about the fife? That is an interesting piece of cutlery. Otherwise known as the knork.

The fife/knork is the best of them all. It's the man's untensil, perfect for a nice slab of meat, and has no spoon in it whatsoever.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:43 AM

All utensils are subject to the Knoon:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5382/knoon3ia.jpg

07-03-2006, 01:45 AM

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v61/mayhem84/TheTick.jpg

slightlyaraiderfan

07-03-2006, 01:46 AM

The Fpoon is the future.

ny10804

07-03-2006, 01:47 AM

Has anyone ever called someone a "bombastic ass" to their face?

critesy

07-03-2006, 02:58 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

that is truly quite the amazing theory.

steelersfan43

07-03-2006, 03:08 AM

Friend + Foe = Frioe = Cold -> Metal -> Spoon -> Chili -> Good = Friend.

that is truly quite the amazing theory.

its the theory of spoonitivity

steelersfan43

07-03-2006, 03:12 AM

spoons are our friends but forks on the other hand are pure evil

Gribble

07-03-2006, 08:24 AM

I just hate how spoons bend...

ATLDirtyBirds

07-03-2006, 09:06 AM

Spoons don't scare me.

draftguru151

07-03-2006, 11:17 AM

They are the enemy you can't live without, without spoons, there would be no cereal. So I have to pretend they are my friend.

I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork.

cunningham06

07-03-2006, 11:20 AM

They are the enemy you can't live without, without spoons, there would be no cereal. So I have to pretend they are my friend.

I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork.

And no milk?

draftguru151

07-03-2006, 11:23 AM

They are the enemy you can't live without, without spoons, there would be no cereal. So I have to pretend they are my friend.

I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork.

And no milk?

Its a Mitch Hedberg joke :roll:

BuckNaked

07-03-2006, 11:39 AM

They are the enemy you can't live without, without spoons, there would be no cereal. So I have to pretend they are my friend.

I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork.

And no milk?

Its a Mitch Hedberg joke :roll:

Mitch Hedburg is so funny.

draftguru151

07-03-2006, 11:44 AM

They are the enemy you can't live without, without spoons, there would be no cereal. So I have to pretend they are my friend.

I'm lactose intolerant, so I eat my cereal with a fork.

And no milk?

Its a Mitch Hedberg joke :roll:

Mitch Hedburg is so funny.

Yes he is.

stephenson86

07-03-2006, 06:22 PM

sporks are the true enemy

cunningham06

07-03-2006, 07:00 PM

sporks are the true enemy

Stupid utensil hybrid, and it came from McDonalds. The foulest of the foul.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)

07-03-2006, 07:11 PM

Spoons... don't get me started. I don't even use spoons to eat puddings/apple sauces/jellos anymore. Our cavemen ancestors didn't, why should I?

07-03-2006, 08:43 PM

I have never felt like I am so much smarter than a group of peolpe in my life like I have here today, reading this nonsense.

steelersfan43

07-03-2006, 08:59 PM

I have never felt like I am so much smarter than a group of peolpe in my life like I have here today, reading this nonsense.

or we are all joking and your the dumbest one if you thoght we were serious

cunningham06

07-03-2006, 11:37 PM

I have never felt like I am so much smarter than a group of peolpe in my life like I have here today, reading this nonsense.

Ignore them if you want, but when the spoons finally take over, you will be there butt slave and suffer greatly. :twisted:

Shane P. Hallam

07-03-2006, 11:51 PM

I always grab a spoon, and look at it, and it looks like an extremely handsome, but dangerous man. I get scared and run...sometimes.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)

07-03-2006, 11:53 PM

I always grab a spoon, and look at it, and it looks like an extremely handsome, but dangerous man. I get scared and run...sometimes.

I admire your bravery. I can't even touch them without being reminded of that night, so many moons ago. They killed my family, and since then I've had a personal vendetta against them.