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49ersfan_87
04-05-2007, 04:24 PM
One of the greatest shows of all time. Arguably the best. I've loved this show for as long as i can remember and even after watching a episode a dozen times i still laugh at about every moment. This is the thread to talk about favorite seinfeld moments or whatever is associated with Seinfeld. My favorite character was George, seen here trying to do the "timeless art of seduction"

http://www.accsoft.com.au/~quantum/images/george/pose.jpg

Moses
04-05-2007, 04:28 PM
My favourite character is a toss up between George and Kramer. Both are amazing. One of my favourite shows of all-time.

JCutlery
04-05-2007, 04:28 PM
The only sitcom I've ever liked, I own up to the 7th volume of the DVD series. My favorite is George also, although Kramer is quite a character also.

http://scienceblogs.com/evolgen/upload/2006/08/george_costanza.jpg

"I was in the pool!"

BigDawg819
04-05-2007, 04:31 PM
But are you still Master of your Domain?

Big Mike
04-05-2007, 04:32 PM
LMAO< i love that one. I just finished watching the Soup Nazi and Cable Guy one. OMG!!

Moses
04-05-2007, 04:32 PM
The Marine Biologist

George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I

was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the

breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine

intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry

at that moment I was a marine biologist!



(Elaine enters and sits down)



Elaine: George I was just reading this thing in the papers, it's amazing!

George: I know I was just telling them the story.

Kramer: Come on George, finish the story.

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to

return soup at a deli!



(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)



George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a

quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the

blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on

top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and

pulled out the obstruction!



(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)



(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)



Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

BigDawg819
04-05-2007, 04:38 PM
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9611/19/wayne.knight/link.seinfeld.jpg



I think he's gonna need mouth to mouth....

Moses
04-05-2007, 04:39 PM
The Fire

GEORGE: What accident?

KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable!

KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.

GEORGE: You ran?

KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."

GEORGE: Holy cow!

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!

GEORGE: How could you do that?!

KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

GEORGE: You're Batman.

KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?

KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!

GEORGE: Well, what about the toe? What happened to the toe?

KRAMER: Well! I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.

GEORGE: You did all this...for a pinky toe?

KRAMER: Well, it's a valuable appendage.

draftguru151
04-05-2007, 04:41 PM
My brother is having a "world's colliding" type thing going on.

George: Ah, you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
Jerry: I, I love that George.
George: Me too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 04:44 PM
Jackie: "They're real and they're spectacular!"

B-Dawk
04-05-2007, 04:44 PM
I love the fact that you can make refrences to seinfeld so easily, its not a complete day unless one comes up.

Moses
04-05-2007, 04:46 PM
I love the fact that you can make refrences to seinfeld so easily, its not a complete day unless one comes up.

"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
- Riley and George, in "The Comeback"

BigDawg819
04-05-2007, 04:47 PM
http://www.currentfilm.com/images7/seinfeld7a.jpg


You remembered the bread this time.

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 04:47 PM
"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
- Riley and George, in "The Comeback"

That's great!!!! :)

Big Mike
04-05-2007, 04:49 PM
That's great!!!! :)

george got burned!!!!!

george=best character

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 04:49 PM
Estelle: "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"

THE BEST EDPISODE EVER!!!!

jets future
04-05-2007, 04:52 PM
seinfeld is definatly top 3 shows all time for me. its just a show about nothying, and i m just a person that the lil things count in life. my favorite character has to be kramer or george, and jerry is pretty funny too. but george just cracks me up. favorite episode is prob the one with babu, or the one with the soup nazi

BigDawg819
04-05-2007, 04:55 PM
seinfeld is definatly top 3 shows all time for me. its just a show about nothying, and i m just a person that the lil things count in life. my favorite character has to be kramer or george, and jerry is pretty funny too. but george just cracks me up. favorite episode is prob the one with babu, or the one with the soup nazi

Its a show about nothing and thats the brilliance about it. And if you watch the episodes they deal with plenty of the so-called little things in life.

B-Dawk
04-05-2007, 04:56 PM
I have a friend who bought a LeBaron for the sole reason that it was a seinfeld reference.

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 04:57 PM
I know a person by the name John Voigt

draftguru151
04-05-2007, 04:58 PM
"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
- Riley and George, in "The Comeback"

Well I slept with your wife!

JCutlery
04-05-2007, 05:00 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/11/08/inside-dvd-seinfeld.jpg

Kramer - "It's the new look of the nineties, you're gonna be the first pirate!"

Jerry - "I don't wanna be a pirate!"

BigDawg819
04-05-2007, 05:03 PM
Well I slept with your wife!

George, Riley's wife is in a coma.

LTgiants
04-05-2007, 05:34 PM
Pig Man!!!

BuckNaked
04-05-2007, 05:42 PM
My username is from Seinfeld.

Vince Lombardi
04-05-2007, 05:48 PM
ha I love Seinfeld! It's one of the few shows that I can just watch over and over.

Serenity now!!!
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3379/jerrystillerfrankcostanfx8.jpg

I love the Festivus episode.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7298/festivus795671bu6.jpg

JCutlery
04-05-2007, 05:49 PM
LMAO the Human Fund. "George, you better have a damn good reason for giving me a fake Christmas gift!"

GB12
04-05-2007, 05:55 PM
Pig Man!!!

I'm watching it right now.

Vince Lombardi
04-05-2007, 06:06 PM
Mulva???

Dolores!!!! Dolores!!!!

draftguru151
04-05-2007, 08:02 PM
Mulva???

Dolores!!!! Dolores!!!!

I saw the episode where he runs into her again and knows her name, but I couldn't figure out what it rhymed with and I don't remember what it was.

Scotty D
04-05-2007, 08:10 PM
Serenity NoWWW!!

wiscbadgerfootball
04-05-2007, 08:12 PM
Kramer is my favorite character by far and The Soup Nazi episode is probably my favorite one

Acreboy
04-05-2007, 08:43 PM
http://www.currentfilm.com/images7/seinfeld7a.jpg


You remembered the bread this time.

http://d94132.u23.simplenet.com/images/the_soup_nazi.JPG

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/Acreboy/George.jpg

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 08:54 PM
I saw the episode where he runs into her again and knows her name, but I couldn't figure out what it rhymed with and I don't remember what it was.

HAHA Delorous

draftguru151
04-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Oooooooooo.

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Oooooooooo.

As Family Guy put it "The Human Rubic Cube"

The Unseen
04-05-2007, 09:15 PM
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"I'm on no sleep. NO sleep! That red light is burnin' my brain!"
"You look a little stressed."
"Oh, I'm stressed."

Great thread for a great show.

jag
04-05-2007, 09:28 PM
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"I'm on no sleep. NO sleep! That red light is burnin' my brain!"
"You look a little stressed."
"Oh, I'm stressed."

Great thread for a great show.

Ohhh the Chicken episode. Classic.

princefielder28
04-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Ohhh the Chicken episode. Classic.

Kenny!!!!!

draftguru151
04-05-2007, 09:35 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Liljerry.jpg

Big Mike
04-05-2007, 09:37 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Liljerry.jpg

What was the rooster's name again? Lil Jerry?

jag
04-05-2007, 09:38 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Liljerry.jpg

"Just because big Jerry's a has been, doesn't mean you have to make little Jerry a never was!"

draftguru151
04-05-2007, 09:40 PM
Little Jerry Seinfeld.

moc182
04-05-2007, 10:03 PM
I miss my seinfeld avatar, we need them back so everyone can enjoy watching kramer feel good all the time.

bored of education
04-05-2007, 10:05 PM
Thanks to Seinfield I celebrate Fesitivus. I was feets of strength champ once.

The Unseen
04-05-2007, 10:09 PM
Thanks to Seinfield I celebrate Fesitivus. I was feets of strength champ once.

On what day?

moc182
04-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Kruger: my son says your company stinks!

Paul
04-05-2007, 10:32 PM
Am I the only one who wanted to kick Kramer square in the balls. I just thought the neurotic spastic thing was annoying.

Was a good show though. The one where George goes out with the female version of Jerry was hilarious.

bored of education
04-05-2007, 10:38 PM
On what day?

I was Feats* of Strength Champ on the Night of Dec. 23rd 2004 at Our Annual Festivus Celebration at COllege. I beat the Reigning Rugby Father at my college in a match..pinning him after about 6 minute of grappling and wrestling. I knew i was in better shape so i was being slipperly and slimey to enough to pin him if it lasted more than 2-3 minutes.

j05son
04-06-2007, 01:27 AM
Best Epi: The second spitter...

"That's one magic luggie"

locseti
04-06-2007, 01:39 AM
Kruger: my son says your company stinks!

bbhahahahhahaaaa!!


Also, 3 cheers for Kenny Banya and Tim Watley,

niel89
04-06-2007, 04:24 AM
Also, 3 cheers for Kenny Banya and Tim Watley,

whats the deal with ovaltine? Its gold jerry, Gold

princefielder28
04-06-2007, 06:19 AM
"Where are the cameras?"
- Jim Fowler, appearing on Kramer's set, in "The Merv Griffin Show"

Vince Lombardi
04-06-2007, 08:36 AM
Here's to feeling good all the time.

Acreboy
04-06-2007, 08:39 AM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/91/300px-Seinfeld_s8e3.jpg

moc182
04-06-2007, 08:41 AM
Here's to feeling good all the time.

The gratest moment in Seinfeld history.

Acreboy
04-06-2007, 08:42 AM
http://www.gifmaniacos.com/Seinfeld/seinfeld9.gif

tEk
04-06-2007, 11:27 AM
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!
i love this quote.

49ersfan_87
04-12-2007, 05:42 PM
One of my favorite quotes.

In the Cigar Store Indian he flies off the handle because Jerry asks him where the nearest Chinese Restaurant is.
MAILMAN: Why must I know? Because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the
Chinese restaurants are? Oh, ask honorable
Chinaman for location of restaurant.
JERRY: I asked because you were the mailman, you would know the neighbourhood.
MAILMAN: Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand?

I love that line. You have to hear it to get the full impact, because the accent is hilarious

LTgiants
04-12-2007, 05:59 PM
One of my favorite quotes.

In the Cigar Store Indian he flies off the handle because Jerry asks him where the nearest Chinese Restaurant is.
MAILMAN: Why must I know? Because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the
Chinese restaurants are? Oh, ask honorable
Chinaman for location of restaurant.
JERRY: I asked because you were the mailman, you would know the neighbourhood.
MAILMAN: Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand?

I love that line. You have to hear it to get the full impact, because the accent is hilarious

hey that was just on

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 06:15 PM
hey that was just on

...which is probably why he posted it.

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 06:16 PM
I think the best episode is where Heorge does everything opposite, Or the one where Kramer is being chased by the fat cable guy.

draftguru151
04-12-2007, 07:27 PM
I think the best episode is where Heorge does everything opposite, Or the one where Kramer is being chased by the fat cable guy.

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." (Unseen already posted this).

Chucky
04-12-2007, 08:01 PM
Probably the best show on TV, i dont no why they stopped making it. Jerry Seinfeld was making 1 million an episode.

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 08:07 PM
Probably the best show on TV, i dont no why they stopped making it. Jerry Seinfeld was making 1 million an episode.

It's better to end it while it's good then extending it beyond it's years when it's reputation has become tainted. Shows like Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond stopped at the right time. A show like, say, Happy Days, did not.

art vandelay
04-12-2007, 08:09 PM
"So, what have you been doing with yourself?"
"I'm a comedian."
"Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor."
"Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair."
"Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million."
- George and Jerry, acting like they haven't seen each other in years, in "The Race"


From one of the most underrated episodes out there...The Race.

art vandelay
04-12-2007, 08:13 PM
"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'"
- George, in "The Bris"


Classic George line.

art vandelay
04-12-2007, 08:22 PM
Cosmo Kramer: [phone rings, Kramer picks up the phone] Hello... What Delay Industries?
George Costanza: [yelling from the bathroom] Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
Cosmo Kramer: No, you're way, way, way off. Well yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.
George Costanza: [rushes out of the toilet with his pants on his knees] Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!
[falls down]
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, no problem.
[hangs up phone]
Cosmo Kramer: How did you know who that was?
Jerry: [enters apartment, sees George lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles] And you wanna be my latex salesman?

Rental Car Agent: Would you like insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car.

[discussing George's ATM code]
Jerry: Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?
George Costanza: I am not giving you my code.
Cosmo Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.
George Costanza: Pssh. Yeah. Right.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?
George Costanza: Huh?
Cosmo Kramer: You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.
George Costanza: Get out of here.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
George Costanza: I'm leaving.
Cosmo Kramer: [building up steam as George bolts for the door] No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!
George Costanza: I gotta go.
Cosmo Kramer: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!
George Costanza: Shut up!
Cosmo Kramer: Nestlé's Quik!
George Costanza: Shut up!

Jerry: This isn't a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up phone]

[Jerry takes Newman's mail route so Newman can get transfered to Hawaii]
Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier.
Jerry: I tried my best!
Newman: *Exactly*. You're a disgrace to the uniform.
[Newman rips USPS patch off of coat]
Jerry: You know, this is your coat.
Newman: [looks at torn patch] Damn.


Just some random good Seinfeld quotes.

volman88
04-12-2007, 09:27 PM
One of my favorite quotes.

In the Cigar Store Indian he flies off the handle because Jerry asks him where the nearest Chinese Restaurant is.
MAILMAN: Why must I know? Because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the
Chinese restaurants are? Oh, ask honorable
Chinaman for location of restaurant.
JERRY: I asked because you were the mailman, you would know the neighbourhood.
MAILMAN: Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand?

I love that line. You have to hear it to get the full impact, because the accent is hilarious


This episode was on today, but the part after was hilarious. When kramer came driving by making the indian sounds after having just insulted the woman he was with.

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 09:29 PM
From one of the most underrated episodes out there...The Race.

I was thinking about that quote with the "Have you ever noticed" thread. I shall post it now.

draftguru151
04-13-2007, 08:39 AM
The mailman one was on yesterday.

What was George's code?

B-Dawk
04-13-2007, 08:46 AM
The mailman one was on yesterday.

What was George's code?

It was Bosco

art vandelay
04-13-2007, 10:21 AM
"Here's to feeling good all the time."
- Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

BigDawg819
04-13-2007, 10:29 AM
Jerry: You're crazy.
Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world crashing down all around you?

Acreboy
04-13-2007, 11:10 AM
"Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables!"

"And on the cover is a built-in coaster."

A cologne that smells like the beach was awesome.

draftguru151
04-19-2007, 09:42 PM
Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

One of the wackiest episodes ever.

bored of education
04-19-2007, 09:52 PM
I have been performing feets of strength all morning