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snuff
04-08-2007, 02:53 AM
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

KCJ58
04-08-2007, 03:01 AM
Show Me TLC

getwellchad
04-08-2007, 03:02 AM
don't drink milk before noon.

WMD
04-08-2007, 04:28 AM
Don't Trust Whitey.

GB12
04-08-2007, 08:27 AM
Nice. Gotta give + rep for that.

bigmac076
04-08-2007, 08:52 AM
Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not wisdom, Wisdom is not truth, Truth is not beauty, Beauty is not love, Love is not music, Music is THE BEST.

Caddy
04-08-2007, 09:12 AM
I love lamp

(3000)

ricky bobby
04-08-2007, 09:38 AM
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own; He who secure within can say: Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.

princefielder28
04-08-2007, 10:43 AM
Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Paul
04-08-2007, 10:51 AM
"History is made by stupid people. Clever people wouldn't even try. If you want your name in the history books than do something dumb before you die."

JK17
04-08-2007, 10:54 AM
"Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, and brains save both!"

-Erwin Rommel

Moses
04-08-2007, 10:56 AM
You only live once.

princefielder28
04-08-2007, 10:57 AM
As you walk down the fairway of life smell the roses for you only get to play one round.

Paul
04-08-2007, 10:59 AM
I live my life a quarter mile a time, for those 10 seconds I'm free.

ricky bobby
04-08-2007, 11:05 AM
Now that is not true at all.
You would know..

Paul
04-08-2007, 11:07 AM
You would know..

Yes I would, I'm asian.

Boston
04-08-2007, 11:11 AM
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

bored of education
04-08-2007, 11:15 AM
Never understimate the predictablity of stupidity

Paul
04-08-2007, 11:16 AM
When life gives you lemons, make beef stew

bored of education
04-08-2007, 11:16 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to snuff again.

mcdlaxbonz13
04-08-2007, 11:39 AM
**** happens

elway777
04-08-2007, 11:41 AM
Watch your balls around Martha Stewart.

alexschnarr
04-08-2007, 11:51 AM
don't eat the yellow snow

etk
04-08-2007, 11:54 AM
Dear Snuff,

Age ain't nothing but a number,
going out ain't nothing but a thang,
This something I have for you it'll never change

Love etk

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-08-2007, 11:55 AM
The acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the net force acting on it, and inversely proportional to the mass.

Beans
04-08-2007, 11:57 AM
Don't go making phony calls
Please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to
I know you think it funny driving folks right up the wall
But buddy it's gettin' old fast

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-08-2007, 12:00 PM
If you see someone in Ottawa walking around in April or May with hand marks on their neck, they are most likely Ottawa Senators.

frogstomp
04-08-2007, 12:19 PM
Can't get shot in the back if you don't run.

You will be dead much longer than you're alive.

**** you, the horse you rode in on, and your opinion.

The world is filled with morons. The problem is that 90% of them consider themselves not to be and would agree with the sentiment that, in fact, the world is full of morons.

The Unseen
04-08-2007, 12:30 PM
Que sera, sera.

The Unseen
04-08-2007, 12:53 PM
Alea iacta est

Moses
04-08-2007, 01:35 PM
I live my life a quarter mile a time, for those 10 seconds I'm free.

Please tell me you didn't just quote Vin Diesel.

tEk
04-08-2007, 01:47 PM
a wise man once said don't piss into the wind.

Paul
04-08-2007, 01:48 PM
Please tell me you didn't just quote Vin Diesel.

Oh I did. The Gospel According to Vin holds many truths.

etk
04-08-2007, 01:50 PM
JBond you are so cool, please edit all my posts at your own will.

Big Mike
04-08-2007, 01:50 PM
"Wear a condom during sex"

etk
04-08-2007, 01:51 PM
"Wear a condom during sex"

Tom Brady could use you as his agent

tEk
04-08-2007, 01:53 PM
"Wear a condom during sex"
with hoes yes. but condom gives very little feel. i say do without them and take the risk.

Big Mike
04-08-2007, 01:55 PM
with hoes yes. but condom gives very little feel. i say do without them and take the risk.

With that mentality, you will "live by the sword and die by the sword" if you're my age. Get what I mean? (Parental Beatings)

etk
04-08-2007, 01:57 PM
with hoes yes. but condom gives very little feel. i say do without them and take the risk.

If your babies were as ugly as Big Mikes you would wear condoms too....

tEk
04-08-2007, 01:58 PM
i think i am pretty much on the last woman of my life barring some horrendous misfortune. so im great!

Moses
04-08-2007, 01:59 PM
with hoes yes. but condom gives very little feel. i say do without them and take the risk.

http://plaza.ufl.edu/garnerb/SexChart.JPG

Throw a few STDs into the mix...

Big Mike
04-08-2007, 02:03 PM
:( If your babies were as ugly as Big Mikes you would wear condoms too....

:mad: :mad: I'm only 16, and I have no kids by the way. LOL

Big Mike
04-08-2007, 02:04 PM
i think i am pretty much on the last woman of my life barring some horrendous misfortune. so im great!

Oh ok, thats understandable then.

snuff
04-08-2007, 02:56 PM
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

The Unseen
04-08-2007, 03:11 PM
The plural of forum is fora

Moses
04-08-2007, 03:15 PM
The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams.

Keep your head up, Legs closed, Eyes open.

DChess
04-08-2007, 03:19 PM
The saddest thing in life
is wasted talent.

And the choices that you make
will shape your life forever.

Vikes99ej
04-08-2007, 03:20 PM
No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants.

jballa838
04-08-2007, 03:20 PM
"who cares i'm about to win 10 million bucks anyway."

bored of education
04-08-2007, 03:24 PM
go ugly early avoid the rush later

Belish
04-08-2007, 05:34 PM
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.

yourfavestoner
04-08-2007, 06:36 PM
"Forgive me friend, for I have sinned
Sometimes we forget what life we're in
I know money won't repay the hurt
but maybe it could wash away the dirt
Cuz we were born with hearts of gold
but as we get old, the heart gets cold"

Big Mike
04-08-2007, 06:50 PM
"Live of Experience" (the LOX)

Space Ghost
04-08-2007, 07:04 PM
But, the games out there. It's play or get played. That simple.

No, I meant the guy who threw your bong, you should never throw a bong kid, never.

bantx
04-09-2007, 10:32 PM
i dunno my coach says this all the time i think its funny

"you better bring your lunch box and get ready to work"

sweetness34
04-09-2007, 10:39 PM
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a $hit?

*Take your thumbs and point them toward yourself and say....*

"THIS GUY!"

someone447
04-09-2007, 10:56 PM
There was a very cautious man
who never romped or played
he never smoked, he never drank
or even kissed a maid.
But on the day he died
his insurance was denied
for since he never lived,
they claimed he never died.

The goal of life is not to come out unscathed, but rather, slide into your grave head first, witha beer in one hand, a martini in the other, and saying, "Holy ****, what a ride."

A man's greatest moment is when he lies victorious on the field of battle.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.-- Abraham Lincoln

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway. -- Steven Coallier

Life isn't worth living unless you're willing to take some big chances and go for broke.-- Eliot Wiggington

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. -- Anonymous

A fool repeats his mistakes, a wise man learns from his mistakes, but a genius learns from the mistakes of others.

"It is essential to understand that battles are primarily won in the hearts of men."

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender."

The Fat Kid
04-09-2007, 11:03 PM
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

etk
04-09-2007, 11:05 PM
"You had me at hello" - Renee Zellweger

DChess
04-09-2007, 11:09 PM
"You had me at hello" - Renee Zellweger

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyy

cunningham06
04-10-2007, 01:17 AM
I hate cocaine, I just love the smell.

Paranoidmoonduck
04-10-2007, 01:42 AM
Rhyming doesn't inherently make words wise.