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CGF 216/137
03-15-2006, 09:53 PM
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Jason Vorheis?
SuperMcgee
03-15-2006, 09:54 PM
easy.....Van Damme
Lions WMD
03-15-2006, 09:54 PM
Jason Voorhees would take both of them out.
CGF 216/137
03-15-2006, 09:55 PM
easy.....Van Damme

nah he's fat now
jetsfan3
03-15-2006, 09:56 PM
Vin Deisel.
Snaznits
03-15-2006, 09:58 PM
Didn't they make a movie with both of them? or was it a gut that looked like Jason? :? Where is Busta Rhymes he beat the Halloween guys ass! :lol:
Vikes99ej
03-15-2006, 09:58 PM
http://www.nndb.com/people/497/000023428/sseg4-sized.jpg
SuperMcgee
03-15-2006, 10:00 PM
easy.....Van Damme

nah he's fat now

well, there's only two things in Belgium: waffles and people for Van Damme to kill
Van Damme's already killed everyone deserving, so it was almost bound to happen
He could still destroy anyone though. However we would never know for sure if he were to fight chuck norris because at the point of first contact the world would explode, leaving only chuck and van damme to survive.
Snaznits
03-15-2006, 10:07 PM
easy.....Van Damme

nah he's fat nowSo is Chunky Norris!
CGF 216/137
03-15-2006, 10:10 PM
http://www.nndb.com/people/497/000023428/sseg4-sized.jpg

all he does is kick people in the nuts and snap their necks. Not deserving of that title.
bengalsLB
03-15-2006, 10:17 PM
Chuck Norris would bend Jason over and go Bubba
CGF 216/137
03-15-2006, 10:22 PM
Chuck Norris would bend Jason over and go Bubba

yeah, but Jason is immortal so he would never actually be finished off
The Fat Kid
03-15-2006, 10:24 PM
i found this, its pretty funny.
http://www.wimp.com/chuck/

could "this kid" they are talking about be Fred Savage? (the poster)
Snaznits
03-15-2006, 10:26 PM
Chuck Norris would bend Jason over and go Bubba

yeah, but Jason is immortal so he would never actually be finished offNo according to the Freddy vs jason movie (that was dumb) he could die of drownintg in the lake he was created at but in the movie he was drugged to go to sleep so I guess it failed.
Go Cowboys
03-15-2006, 10:28 PM
no doubt gotta go with Deisel
CGF 216/137
03-16-2006, 05:09 PM
No according to the Freddy vs jason movie (that was dumb) he could die of drownintg in the lake he was created at but in the movie he was drugged to go to sleep so I guess it failed.

That was a lie, we tried it and he came back with Mike Myers as the Halloween guy.

The only way I've seen him defeated so far is Bruce Lee Captured him in a dungeon cell barried away but he has since escaped.
DHVF
03-16-2006, 05:13 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?
CGF 216/137
03-16-2006, 05:15 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Vin Diesel.
DHVF
03-16-2006, 05:17 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Vin Diesel.Vin Diesel was already killed by my whacked out sisters friends boyfriends sisters cousins friends uncles grandma's sister.
CGF 216/137
03-16-2006, 05:20 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Vin Diesel.Vin Diesel was already killed by my whacked out sisters friends boyfriends sisters cousins friends uncles grandma's sister.

...former room-mate? impossible I'm still here, I mean...crap
DHVF
03-16-2006, 05:21 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Vin Diesel.Vin Diesel was already killed by my whacked out sisters friends boyfriends sisters cousins friends uncles grandma's sister.

...former room-mate? impossible I'm still here, I mean...crap :shock:
MicktheGreat
03-16-2006, 05:45 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Trick question...

Scott Wright IS Chuck Norris.
DHVF
03-16-2006, 05:49 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Trick question...

Scott Wright IS Chuck Norris.Or is Chuck Norris Scott Wright??? :?: :?: :?:
Eaglez.Fan
03-16-2006, 05:51 PM
http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/catalog/images/Chuck%20Norris.jpg
psub10champs
03-16-2006, 09:39 PM
easy.....Van Damme

nah he's fat nowSo is Chunky Norris!
BLASPHEMY!
psub10champs
03-16-2006, 09:41 PM
http://www.hour.ca/_images/montreal/1411/texte/film_rev_vendetta_1411.jpg

V for Vendetta owns all
Boston
03-16-2006, 09:45 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Scott Wright
Who wins?

Trick question...

Scott Wright IS Chuck Norris.Or is Chuck Norris Scott Wright??? :?: :?: :?:

Only with NFLDC knowledge. :roll: :shock:
badgerbacker
03-16-2006, 10:48 PM
I'm pretty sure Bill Brasky would kill Chuck Norris and anyone else that dared to challenge him.
DHVF
03-16-2006, 11:11 PM
I'm pretty sure Bill Brasky would kill Chuck Norris and anyone else that dared to challenge him. :lol: Good one, nobody and I mean nobody can take down Chuck/Scott Wright. Complete blasphemy.
CGF 216/137
03-16-2006, 11:12 PM
I'm pretty sure Bill Brasky would kill Chuck Norris and anyone else that dared to challenge him. :lol: Good one, nobody and I mean nobody can take down Chuck/Scott Wright. Complete blasphemy.

Except Vin Diesel/CGF