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DChess
04-11-2007, 03:00 PM
If you could have one last meal before you died what would it be.

Drink:
Half Lemonade/Half Ice Tea a.k.a arnold plamer

Meal:
Chicken Tenders with a side of fires, with extra honey mustard, and if theres no honey mustard its no good

Desert:
Hot fudge brownie with ice cream

Moses
04-11-2007, 03:01 PM
Anything that could be used as a weapon to attempt to escape.

princefielder28
04-11-2007, 03:02 PM
McDonald's Happy Meal

Jay
04-11-2007, 03:03 PM
Sausage, bacon, eggs and home fries with about a gallon of Long Island Ice Tea

frogstomp
04-11-2007, 03:04 PM
Anything that could be used as a weapon to attempt to escape.

I'll have an AK47 with a side order of C4?

steelersfan43
04-11-2007, 03:04 PM
McDonald's Happy Meal

Wow, discusting.

GB12
04-11-2007, 03:05 PM
If you could have one last meal before you died what would it be.

Drink:
Half Lemonade/Half Ice Tea a.k.a arnold plamer

Meal:
Chicken Tenders with a side of fires, with extra honey mustard, and if theres no honey mustard its no good

Desert:
Hot fudge brownie with ice cream

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Moses
04-11-2007, 03:05 PM
I'll have an AK47 with a side order of C4?

I'd prefer a lighter, more compact weapon for inside a jail. Perhaps an MP5, some flashbangs, and full kevlar armour.

WMD
04-11-2007, 03:16 PM
an All You Can Eat Buffet.

Big Mike
04-11-2007, 03:17 PM
Drink - 2L Mountain Dew

Meal - Some Jolof Rice (its african Food) with Spring Rolls and Chicken Breasts

Desert - Apple Pie

Ravens1991
04-11-2007, 03:22 PM
Appetizer: 10 mild chicken wings
main course: A filet mingon the size of a liver
Sides: Mashed potatoes and baked potato w/ sour creme
Drink: Ice cold coke

TPFKA#1SaintsFan
04-11-2007, 03:23 PM
My mother's chicken and sausage gumbo, with a side of potato salad.

Paul
04-11-2007, 03:27 PM
2lb Steak from an Albino Cow from Guadalajara .
French Fries cut from Sweet potatoes raised by lesbian farmers.
Baked potato shaped exactly like the state of Montana.
Salad tossed by the tongs of gods.
Milk squeezed from the breast of Cambodian immigrant woman.
And a Dr. Pepper.

Oh it's going to take awhile to find miy meal dammit. It's gonna be a awhile.

fischbowl
04-11-2007, 03:28 PM
peaches and greek food.

elway777
04-11-2007, 03:30 PM
It has to be said...

Your mom.

WMD
04-11-2007, 03:31 PM
Milk squeezed from the breast of Cambodian immigrant woman.

I only drink the finest breast milks.

PalmerToCJ
04-11-2007, 03:31 PM
White Castle. I would then soil myself just before the actual execution.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-11-2007, 03:41 PM
Drink- a 60 oz. Bottle of vodka

Eat-that really dangerous Chinese/Japanese blowfish that an expert chef needs to cut or else you die of intense poison. And I'd get a rookie to do it.

So if the heavy alcohol and blowfish don't kill me, I'll be too drunk to care I was receiving a lethal injection. Foolproof.

dabears10
04-11-2007, 03:42 PM
Appetizer: Fried Calamari and mini corn dogs.
Main Course: Double Bacon Cheeseburger from Portillo's, a Slice of sausage from Gino's East with Buttercrust, and a 5 piece from wendy's with barbecue sauce.
Dessert: Homemade apple pie warm just out the over with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top.

ricky bobby
04-11-2007, 03:45 PM
I'd prefer a lighter, more compact weapon for inside a jail. Perhaps an MP5, some flashbangs, and full kevlar armour.

I agree. There is no way you are shooting your way out of a prison. You would have to use some stealth. I'd have to go with a silenced handgun, some flashbangs, smoke grenades, kevlar vest, and a guard's uniform, umm and maybe some of those nifty shoes that turn into roller skates. I've always wanted a pair of those.

As for food.

Breaded shrimp with cocktail sauce
Charlie's (local Pizzeria) Regular Slice with Hot sauce
Blue Raspberry ICEE

SeanTaylorRIP
04-11-2007, 03:54 PM
Appetizer: Fried Calamari and mini corn dogs.
Main Course: Double Bacon Cheeseburger from Portillo's, a Slice of sausage from Gino's East with Buttercrust, and a 5 piece from wendy's with barbecue sauce.
Dessert: Homemade apple pie warm just out the over with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top.

Atleast you would die of a blood clot rather than the injection.

steelersfan43
04-11-2007, 03:57 PM
A wide assortment of fruits.

Ward
04-11-2007, 04:23 PM
skip the dr. pepper, go with:

http://usuarios.lycos.es/gabbapain/crystal.jpg

I believe I have the monopoly on posting obscure references to the 90's. How dare you.

luckyjackaubrey
04-11-2007, 04:35 PM
The waitress. oh, and a side of her sister....

thule
04-11-2007, 04:38 PM
I'd prefer a lighter, more compact weapon for inside a jail. Perhaps an MP5, some flashbangs, and full kevlar armour.

Too bad its a save round.

draftguru151
04-11-2007, 04:56 PM
My grandma's chicken and macaroni and cheese for sure.

gbpackers0065
04-11-2007, 04:57 PM
a nice big piece of baked cod

JeffSamardzijaIRISH
04-11-2007, 05:00 PM
I would order pizza, fried chicken, a cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, extra large sprite, extra large fries, a burger from in-n-out, some sex, quesadilla, some Chinese, pasta, lasagna.

Eat til I explode pretty much. Damn I'm so skinny but I eat so much ****!

TitleTown088
04-11-2007, 05:07 PM
I'd want a homewrecker of wild turkey 101. no food. Just booze.

SuperMcGee
04-11-2007, 05:16 PM
Filet mignon, chicken fingers. Iced Tea to drink for sure (lemon sweetened). Sides of Velveeta shells and cheese and KFC mashed potatoes, maybe some potato skins. Cheesecake or chimicheesecake for dessert. And then a pierogi would have to be the last thing I ever eat.

Pit Bull #53
04-11-2007, 05:22 PM
I'd have me a nice lil (big) all you can eat seafood buffet. Lobster, crab legs, shrimp, just about anything I could think of cooked every way possible. I guess some cheesecake for dessert. And a monster khaos

Big Mike
04-11-2007, 05:36 PM
I would order pizza, fried chicken, a cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, extra large sprite, extra large fries, a burger from in-n-out, some sex, quesadilla, some Chinese, pasta, lasagna.

Eat til I explode pretty much. Damn I'm so skinny but I eat so much ****!

Thats how i am. Fast metabolism i guess....

ricky bobby
04-11-2007, 05:54 PM
I would order pizza, fried chicken, a cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, extra large sprite, extra large fries, a burger from in-n-out, some sex, quesadilla, some Chinese, pasta, lasagna.

Eat til I explode pretty much. Damn I'm so skinny but I eat so much ****!

I don't think sex is on the menu... Unless there is another inmate you have in mind.

ny10804
04-11-2007, 05:58 PM
Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. HL style.

YAYareaRB
04-11-2007, 07:30 PM
Appetizers - Bowl of Burger King Onion Rings with Ranch

Drink - 7/11 slurpee/icee

Meal - Prime Rib, shrimp popcorn, fish and chips, sour cream and onion pringles, McDonalds fries, garlic fries, twix, and a bowl of fruity pebbles.

Dessert - Dreyer's cookies n cream and a oreo mcflurry and jack in the box's oreo milkshake.

PERFECTO

someone447
04-11-2007, 08:33 PM
A keg, I would do my damnedest to drink myself to death. If they won't do that, 2 liters of Jagermeister with Spaghetti, and I would still do my damnedest to drink myself to death.

remix 6
04-11-2007, 08:42 PM
I would make it a huge meal

start with: Caesar Salad(to open the stomach a bit)

-Buffalo Wings(as much as i can eat)
^Wash it down with Snapple: LEMON
-4 Slices Pepperoni Pizza
-New York Prime Steak
-French Fries
-Vanilla Ice Cream

oh man.."burrrrrrrrrp". "PEACE"

Jimmy
04-11-2007, 09:08 PM
Anything that could be used as a weapon to attempt to escape.

or rat poison...

but id try the escape part first...

if i had to actually choose some food... prolly tons of pop rocks and diet coke

ricky bobby
04-11-2007, 09:12 PM
or rat poison...

but id try the escape part first...

if i had to actually choose some food... prolly tons of pop rocks and diet coke
The candy Mentos works just as well. Put some pop rocks and mentos in your mouth, then follow it up with a swig of soda and your head will absolutely explode.

jets future
04-11-2007, 09:24 PM
i did like a project in sixth grade with puting mentos in a coke bottle to create a big ass explosion. well i dunno what i would wan to eat. i prob would do what mosses said and ask for a weapon or some thing. but if i really wanted to eat, prob like pizza, fried chicken some chinnese food, and got to top it off with some indian food like chicken masala or thanthoori chicken and chappathi

ricky bobby
04-11-2007, 09:32 PM
I'll have a samurai sword with a side of nunchucks and some Chloroform. Oh, and could you super size that.

YAYareaRB
04-11-2007, 09:38 PM
A ORIGINAL philly cheese steak would be niiiiice!

islandboy843
04-11-2007, 09:39 PM
My Moms Stew With A Bomb And Two Mac 11's In It

j05son
04-11-2007, 09:41 PM
Off topic post...

I'd prefer a lighter, more compact weapon for inside a jail. Perhaps an MP5, some flashbangs, and full kevlar armour.

:-0 <--- Surprise face... Do you play Counter Strike?

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On topic post....

Appetizer: Shrimp...

Entrée: I would want like a sampler plater of a small 6 or 8 oz salmon, a slice of pizza from Wedgewood's in Austintown Ohio made by Fernando himself, and then a Pittsburgh Burger which is a piece of Steak with French Fries, cool slaw, and some type of sauce on a toasted bun....

Dessert: Something the guards liked so I can perhaps persuade them to let me go...

Drink: Arizona Green Tea in the tallboy cans with Gatorade Rain Berry.

Hurricane Ditka
04-11-2007, 09:42 PM
Several Hot pockets. So I die before they can kill me.

Jimmy
04-12-2007, 05:34 AM
i prob would do what mosses said and ask for a weapon or some thing.

hi, ummm yeah... im prisoner #00001234231323

yeah uh some nice wine..... maybe some shrimp to start out... and... some giant crab claws, a live tiger, and a giant baguette preferably shaped like a rusty dagger? thanks.

Splat
04-12-2007, 08:26 AM
"Some of that corn bread your misses makes"

someone447
04-12-2007, 09:21 AM
Several Hot pockets. So I die before they can kill me.

"Flush Pocket"

mfkrush
04-12-2007, 11:47 AM
-A 16'' Pepperoni New York Style Pizza
-A bag of Candy Corn
-12 Hot Buffalo Wings w/Ranch
-A Strawberry Daquiri Sobe

They wouldn't be able to kill me, I would be in such a euphoric state, nothing could take me down from it.

drowe
04-12-2007, 12:53 PM
Ho-k so.
for an appetizer, I would like a 10 piece sampler plate of sushi, with an ample supply of ginger, wasabi and soy sauce.
for the meal, i would like the tailgate special. a grilled italian sausage, brat and cheeseburger. a 6 piece of chilli lime wings from the bar by my house. and a six pack of Lakefront Riverwest Stein Beer.
hey, this is sounding really good. think i might take a field trip to a state that has the death penalty and slaughter a bus full of nuns.

Hurricane Ditka
04-12-2007, 03:17 PM
A piece of Detroit Lions Super Bowl Champion Celebration Cake. I'd be on Death Row for a loooooooong time.