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GB12
04-11-2007, 11:52 PM
Since some people do not get what the midwest is I'll make it nice and simple with a picture.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5536/350pxmidwest6bd5.th.jpg (http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=350pxmidwest6bd5.jpg)

TitleTown088
04-11-2007, 11:53 PM
Are geography classes not required in the motherland?

elway777
04-11-2007, 11:54 PM
What's to talk about?

tEk
04-11-2007, 11:56 PM
include northern Missouri and you got my vote.

GB12
04-11-2007, 11:56 PM
Are geography classes not required in the motherland?

I already told you, it's not what is geographically correct. It is an area (the one I have shown) that is more about the culture than location.

SuperKevin
04-11-2007, 11:57 PM
The Midwest is Ohio, Kentucky, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, and Wisconsin. It gets its name from way back in history when St Louis was the Gateway to the west. Those other states are collectively known as the Great Plains states

steelersfan43
04-11-2007, 11:57 PM
I already told you, it's not what is geographically correct. It is an area (the one I have shown) that is more about the culture than location.

Culture is lame. culture is the problem with the world.

Vince Lombardi
04-11-2007, 11:59 PM
ah yes, land of heffers

Windy
04-11-2007, 11:59 PM
Brick Tamland: "Middle East"

WMD
04-12-2007, 12:01 AM
The Midwest is what you want it to be.

tEk
04-12-2007, 12:02 AM
Culture is lame. culture is the problem with the world.
its religion not culture. lets not get this locked though. done with religion.

tEk
04-12-2007, 12:02 AM
The Midwest is what you want it to be.says a depressed midwestianite.

elway777
04-12-2007, 12:04 AM
Midwest women are corn fed.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:05 AM
When you think of midwest you think of low populations, agriculture, and Jesus. Where is that located? The Dakotas, Minnesota, Iowa,
Nebraska, and Kansas. Ohio is like the 7th most populated state, Ohio get the **** outta here. Missouri? South, get the **** outta here. Illinois 5th, gone. boom ************. Wisconsin, can you say Great lakes? Michigan, maybe the midwest of Canada. Get the **** outta here.

http://www.destination-guide.com/showpic/andrewdiceclay.jpg

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:06 AM
When you think of midwest you think of low populations, agriculture, and Jesus. Where is that located? The Dakotas, Minnesota, Iowa,
Nebraska, and Kansas. Ohio is like the 7th most populated state, Ohio get the **** outta here. Missouri? South, get the **** outta here. Illinois 5th, gone. boom ************. Wisconsin, can you say Great lakes? Michigan, maybe the midwest of Canada. Get the **** outta here.

http://www.destination-guide.com/showpic/andrewdiceclay.jpg

When I think of the midwest I think of fat people. Ever been to Ohio? Fat people everywhere.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:09 AM
When I think of the midwest I think of fat people. Ever been to Ohio? Fat people everywhere.
WHen you think of Fat people you should think of Texas.

GB12
04-12-2007, 12:10 AM
When I think of the midwest I think of fat people. Ever been to Ohio? Fat people everywhere.

Yes, fat people is definitely a requirement.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:11 AM
WHen you think of Fat people you should think of Texas.

I try to avoid thinking about Texas whenever possible

elway777
04-12-2007, 12:13 AM
You can live in the Midwest where…
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:14 AM
Let's allow the great folks at wikipedia settle this debate for us shall we?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwest

BigDawg819
04-12-2007, 12:15 AM
The Midwest is a state of mind.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:17 AM
The Midwest is a state of mind.

thats so deep i cant handle, your poetry is like a telegram from heaven

BigDawg819
04-12-2007, 12:18 AM
thats so deep i cant handle, your poetry is like a telegram from heaven

Yes a telegram sent Cash On Delivery so pay up! :D

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:20 AM
Yes a telegram sent Cash On Delivery so pay up! :D

i have no money, i only have my telegram.............and my body

BigDawg819
04-12-2007, 12:21 AM
i have no money, i only have my telegram.............and my body

Well take your body to that corner and get me my money!

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:22 AM
Well take your body to that corner and get me my money!

ok fine, wait right here.......................


(later bigdawg finds out dchess booked a flight to europe, set to leave......now)

neko4
04-12-2007, 12:23 AM
Let's allow the great folks at wikipedia settle this debate for us shall we?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwest

yes, all wikipedia told us is that is an ongoing debate.

steelersfan43
04-12-2007, 12:24 AM
its religion not culture. lets not get this locked though. done with religion.

Nah, its the whole package.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:26 AM
I cannot believe I share a country with this many foolish people. How the hell is Ohio/ Indiana WEST?

GB12
04-12-2007, 12:27 AM
I cannot believe I share a country with this many foolish people. How the hell is Ohio/ Indiana WEST?

Did you not understand anything I have been telling you?

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:27 AM
I cannot believe I share a country with this many foolish people. How the hell is Ohio/ Indiana WEST?

It dates back to the early 1800s when Ohio was in fact west

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:28 AM
I cannot believe I share a country with this many foolish people. How the hell is Ohio/ Indiana WEST?

you my friend dont get the whole concept of the midwest, it was labeled that a while ago, not today, it is not based on location but a area.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:32 AM
you my friend dont get the whole concept of the midwest, it was labeled that a while ago, not today, it is not based on location but a area. Yeah, way before people were even partying like it was 1999...It is now 2007..Saying Indiana is part of the midwest is like saying my chode is part of my butthole, come on....
it's in no mans land.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:33 AM
Yeah, way before people were even partying like it was 1999...It is now 2007..Saying Indiana is part of the midwest is like saying my chode is part of my butthole, come on....
it's in no mans land.

great paragraph right there, though i may not agree with some of it, its still great.


(i dont have anymore rep to handout)

steelersfan43
04-12-2007, 12:33 AM
I cannot believe I share a country with this many foolish people. How the hell is Ohio/ Indiana WEST?


Irony at its best.

BigDawg819
04-12-2007, 12:33 AM
Living on the east coast would settle this easily. Now everyone stop what they are doing and pack their things to move to the east coast!

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:34 AM
Living on the east coast would settle this easily. Now everyone stop what they are doing and pack their things to move to the east coast!

you cant move from baltimore, they got an awesome aquarium, full of sharks and fishes!!!

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:35 AM
Living on the east coast would settle this easily. Now everyone stop what they are doing and pack their things to move to the east coast!

Been there done that. Much rather be on the West Coast. After spending 20 years of my life living outside Washington DC, I must say I never want to leave San Diego

BigDawg819
04-12-2007, 12:35 AM
you cant move from baltimore, they got an awesome aquarium, full of sharks and fishes!!!

Meh the Aquarium gets old after you've been there roughly 20 times.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:35 AM
you cant move from baltimore, they got an awesome aquarium, full of sharks and fishes!!!

They also have herpes......lots of herpes

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:36 AM
They also have herpes......lots of herpes

learn from experience kev?

GB12
04-12-2007, 12:37 AM
Yeah, way before people were even partying like it was 1999...It is now 2007..Saying Indiana is part of the midwest is like saying my chode is part of my butthole, come on....
it's in no mans land.

Since you didn't get it the first ten times here it is again.
I already told you, it's not what is geographically correct. It is an area (the one I have shown) that is more about the culture than location.

And I did not need to know that you have a chode.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 12:37 AM
the midwest is where they make cars.

BigDawg819
04-12-2007, 12:38 AM
learn from experience kev?

He probably helped contribute them before he moved. :D

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:38 AM
learn from experience kev?

My best friend went to Towson and he'll tell you that not wearing a condom in baltimore is the biggest mistake anyone could ever make

And I never had herpes......it was gonnorhea and thanks to my good friend Jonas Salk and a little thing he called pennicillin, I no longer have to worry about that.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:40 AM
Since you didn't get it the first ten times here it is again.


And I did not need to know that you have a chode.
You don't have a chode? must be fun being an alien...

Culture is part of Geography, and when you think midwest culture you thin kof the breadbasket.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:42 AM
You don't have a chode? must be fun being an alien...


You and I must have different understandings of what a chode is.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:43 AM
You and I must have different understandings of what a chode is.

2-4 inches long, and wider than it is longer

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:43 AM
You and I must have different understandings of what a chode is.

The area between your bung and your frankfurter.

AKA a taint. Taint your butt and taint your dingy.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:44 AM
The area between your bung and your frankfurter.

That's a gooch. A chode is having a weiner thats wider than it is long

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:44 AM
The area between your bung and your frankfurter.

AKA a taint. Taint your butt and taint your dingy.

no,no,no,no

thats your taint (taint your butt taint you balls) or gooch as some like to call it, a chodes true definition can be found above. (and yes im referring to the *****)

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:45 AM
That's a gooch. A chode is having a weiner thats wider than it is long
Are you from Canada or somthing?

See you guys really arn't midwest. You don't even call a chode, a chode.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:45 AM
That's a gooch. A chode is having a weiner thats wider than it is long

this man is correct

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 12:46 AM
I try to avoid thinking about Texas whenever possible

Come on man.. Texas has the hottest girls and you know it.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:46 AM
Are you from Canada or somthing?

See you guys really arn't midwest. You don't even call a chode, a chode.

nah, you just got a misunderstanding of the word, i've never heard it called that, and i bet if you ask 100 ppl from all over the u.s 99 would call it a gooch or a taint

GB12
04-12-2007, 12:47 AM
this man is correct

Yes that's the definition.

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 12:49 AM
Yeah, way before people were even partying like it was 1999...It is now 2007..Saying Indiana is part of the midwest is like saying my chode is part of my butthole, come on....
it's in no mans land.

HAHAHAHA ALL HAIL THE CHODE PRINCE!!!! How's it hangin? Short, but fat.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:50 AM
HAHAHAHA ALL HAIL THE CHODE PRINCE!!!! How's it hangin? Short, but fat.

ahhaha

see titletown, nobody calls the gooch a chode.

elway777
04-12-2007, 12:50 AM
Come on man.. Texas has the hottest girls and you know it.

Yup, Florida,Southern California and Texas have the best women in the USofA.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:50 AM
Well, if that's the real deffinition of a chode, everyone I have met in the last 21 years must think that I can't pop the bottem of a tuna can out with my dong..... I feel like an idiot.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:51 AM
Yup, Florida,Southern California and Texas have the best women in the USofA.

sry not to rag on cali again, but there sre so many fake girls there its disgusting, going tanning everyday, tons of makeup, that shits just gross

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
Well, if that's the real deffinition of a chode, everyone I have met in the last 21 years must think that I can't pop the bottem of a tuna can out with my dong..... I feel like an idiot.

It's cool man, it doesn't go deep but man does it **** up the sides.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
Well, if that's the real deffinition of a chode, everyone I have met in the last 21 years must think that I can't pop the bottem of a tuna can out with my dong..... I feel like an idiot.

ahahahaha

its alright

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
How the hell do you give negative rep?

Damix
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
Illinois (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois), Indiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana), Iowa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa), Kansas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas), Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan), Minnesota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota), Missouri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri), Nebraska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska), North Dakota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota), Ohio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio), South Dakota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dakota), and Wisconsin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin).

yay wikipedia!

P-L
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
3. Chode


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a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
sry not to rag on cali again, but there sre so many fake girls there its disgusting, going tanning everyday, tons of makeup, that shits just gross

What's wrong with going tanning? I gotta go soon to get that base tan before I go to the beach next weekend.

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 12:53 AM
sry not to rag on cali again, but there sre so many fake girls there its disgusting, going tanning everyday, tons of makeup, that shits just gross

True California girls are pretty fake. Florida and Texas are awesome though.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:53 AM
"you must spread some more rep before giving it to titletown088 again"

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:54 AM
What's wrong with going tanning? I gotta go soon to get that base tan before I go to the beach next weekend.

yeah but are u going everyday, and look orange?

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:54 AM
What's wrong with going tanning? I gotta go soon to get that base tan before I go to the beach next weekend.

Oh. My. Favre. Everything is wrong with tanning....




YES! I wasn't wrong!!



1. Chode

I don't know where most of you got your ******* definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat *****. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

From that website,

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 12:55 AM
What's wrong with going tanning? I gotta go soon to get that base tan before I go to the beach next weekend.

Well, it's ok for you because you're awesome. At least that's what your sig tells me...

elway777
04-12-2007, 12:55 AM
Well an LA 10 as people call it over here would be like jesus with a bra in the Midwest.

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:55 AM
Illinois (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois), Indiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana), Iowa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa), Kansas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas), Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan), Minnesota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota), Missouri (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri), Nebraska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska), North Dakota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota), Ohio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio), South Dakota (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dakota), and Wisconsin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin).

yay wikipedia!


thanks we've already used wikipedia, but GB says it doesn't involve the left half, and titletown says the right side shouldn't belong

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 12:56 AM
More evidence....

The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:56 AM
Oh. My. Favre. Everything is wrong with tanning....


It sure beats going to the beach with the t-shirt tan lines and getting a wicked burn. You go tanning a week before your first beach trip to get a solid base tan to avoid bad sunburns

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:57 AM
Oh. My. Favre. Everything is wrong with tanning....




YES! I wasn't wrong!!



1. Chode

I don't know where most of you got your ******* definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat *****. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

From that website,

urban dictionary is a joke, they have 20 definitions for each word, and anybody can submit, so in all liely hood, you probably submitted it

GB12
04-12-2007, 12:57 AM
Oh. My. Favre. Everything is wrong with tanning....




YES! I wasn't wrong!!



1. Chode

I don't know where most of you got your ******* definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat *****. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

From that website,

Look past that. There are like 10 pages with the right definition http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode&page=4

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:57 AM
It sure beats going to the beach with the t-shirt tan lines and getting a wicked burn. You go tanning a week before your first beach trip to get a solid base tan to avoid bad sunburns

tons of ppl do that, i just suck it up, i dont want to be classified as a tanner, we rip on guys who go tanning here

GB12
04-12-2007, 12:58 AM
It sure beats going to the beach with the t-shirt tan lines and getting a wicked burn. You go tanning a week before your first beach trip to get a solid base tan to avoid bad sunburns

If you are completely pale and have no color what so ever.

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 12:58 AM
More evidence....

The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge

So can you flex your chode?

elway777
04-12-2007, 12:58 AM
tons of ppl do that, i just suck it up, i dont want to be classified as a tanner, we rip on guys who go tanning here


Yeah because you guys are so manly and tough out in the midwest. :)

Damix
04-12-2007, 12:59 AM
I demand this poll let me select both options

DChess
04-12-2007, 12:59 AM
titletown's just pissed because he told tons of people he has a chode

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 12:59 AM
tons of ppl do that, i just suck it up, i dont want to be classified as a tanner, we rip on guys who go tanning here

I didn't start doing it until I got to college and a girl dragged me along with her. Now i can't start beach season without going. I only go like twice all year. I will admit I can't stand when people are insanely dark during the winter(areas in SoCal excluded because it's always sunny and nice down here)

GB12
04-12-2007, 01:00 AM
I demand this poll let me select both options

Well then you would be wrong.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:00 AM
Yeah because you guys are so manly and tough out in the midwest. :)

you know it, we rep like crazy out here

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:00 AM
Look past that. There are like 10 pages with the right definition http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode&page=4
Atleased i'm not alone.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:00 AM
If you are completely pale and have no color what so ever.

No I actually am a pretty dark person to begin with but for some reason ever since I came out west I get burned more often. Never used to burn back east

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:01 AM
I didn't start doing it until I got to college and a girl dragged me along with her. Now i can't start beach season without going. I only go like twice all year. I will admit I can't stand when people are insanely dark during the winter(areas in SoCal excluded because it's always sunny and nice down here)

you were in the army right?

if so why do alot of ex-soldiers end up in san diego, isnt there like a huge military base out there or something

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:02 AM
you were in the army right?

if so why do alot of ex-soldiers end up in san diego, isnt there like a huge military base out there or something

I'm currently in the Marines. San Diego is a military town. They have like 3 Naval Stations, The Marine Corps Recruit Depot, and Camp Pendleton(one of the largest Marine Corps bases)

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:03 AM
I'm currently in the Marines. San Diego is a military town. They have like 3 Naval Stations, The Marine Corps Recruit Depot, and Camp Pendleton(one of the largest Marine Corps bases)

yeah thats what i thought, i justed didn't want to say something like that in the future without being completely sure

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:03 AM
From wikipedia... Choad or chode may refer to:

A slang term for the ***** in the case that the width is double the length, or simply a ***** wider than it is long.
A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum.


hmm.... perhaps a chode is a similar to the paradox we are in here with the midwest region. It can be either or...?

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:06 AM
I thought this was worth sharing...

Chode Loader Noun



Definition 1: Multiple chodes (or small fat penises) involved in a gangbang preferably involving all three holes of a female.
Usage Example: If she was anymore of a chode loader, her vibrator would be a sewer cap.

GB12
04-12-2007, 01:07 AM
From wikipedia... Choad or chode may refer to:

A slang term for the ***** in the case that the width is double the length, or simply a ***** wider than it is long.
A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum.


hmm.... perhaps a chode is a similar to the paradox we are in here with the midwest region. It can be either or...?

Nope, only time I have heard your definition was just now. Must be a Minnesota thing.

steelersfan43
04-12-2007, 01:07 AM
[QUOTE=TitleTown088;297561] Your from the eastcoast bastard. (from negative rep he gave me) [QUOTE]

No, im from the pacific north west...

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:08 AM
Nope, only time I have heard your definition was just now. Must be a Minnesota thing.

I am not from this god awful state.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:08 AM
From wikipedia... Choad or chode may refer to:

A slang term for the ***** in the case that the width is double the length, or simply a ***** wider than it is long.
A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum.


hmm.... perhaps a chode is a similar to the paradox we are in here with the midwest region. It can be either or...?

1st stage: Denial
2nd stage: Anger
3rd stage: Compromising
4th stage: acceptance

in a while you will accept the fact you have a wang wider than longer

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 01:08 AM
From wikipedia... Choad or chode may refer to:

A slang term for the ***** in the case that the width is double the length, or simply a ***** wider than it is long.
A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum.


hmm.... perhaps a chode is a similar to the paradox we are in here with the midwest region. It can be either or...?

Just don't use the term that way in public because I have never heard anyone use it in that way. It's a chubby johnson, and that's what people know it as. You want another word for gooch? Call it a Grundel that word is bad ass. Thank you urban dictionary.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:08 AM
[QUOTE=TitleTown088;297561] Your from the eastcoast bastard. (from negative rep he gave me) [QUOTE]

No, im from the pacific north west...
even worse, your still not from around here.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:10 AM
1st stage: Denial
2nd stage: Anger
3rd stage: Compromising
4th stage: acceptance

in a while you will accept the fact you have a wang wider than longer

I'm 6'4. I don't think legnth is a problem.

W/e I'm cool with the whole chode thing as long as I can still scissor.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:11 AM
I'm 6'4. I don't think legnth is a problem.

Height has nothing to do with the length of one's wang. I saw this video once with a midget who had a wang that would put a horse to shame

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 01:12 AM
I'm 6'4. I don't think legnth is a problem.

Then that thing must be really freaking fat. In this case I apologize, I underestimated you. Chode Prince? You are the Chode KING!!

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:12 AM
I'm 6'4. I don't think legnth is a problem.

seems like your still at stage one

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:13 AM
Height has nothing to do with the length of one's wang. I saw this video once with a midget who had a wang that would put a horse to shame

you know the question im about to ask, but i have to anyway. why were you ever in the position to see a midgets wang, be it on the internet or in real life, you have a choice. unless he's your butt buddy or sumin

slightlyaraiderfan
04-12-2007, 01:14 AM
Change the subject.

cunningham06
04-12-2007, 01:14 AM
seems like your still at stage one

Hi, my name is TitleTown088 and I.... have a chode. :(

Just accept it and you will be better off.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:14 AM
Height has nothing to do with the length of one's wang. I saw this video once with a midget who had a wang that would put a horse to shame

That's just somthing short, small handed, small footed men say.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:15 AM
you know the question im about to ask, but i have to anyway. why were you ever in the position to see a midgets wang, be it on the internet or in real life, you have a choice. unless he's your butt buddy or sumin

Tell me you wouldn't be intrigued by a clip with the title "Midget with horse wang rails two chicks" when doing a search on LimeWire

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:15 AM
That's just somthing short, small handed, small footed men say.

and smell like cabbage

elway777
04-12-2007, 01:16 AM
Titletown no need to cope with your "situation".

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:16 AM
Tell me you wouldn't be intrigued by a clip with the title "Midget with horse wang rails two chicks" when doing a search on LimeWire

im going to tell you right now, i cant stop laughing after that comment

GB12
04-12-2007, 01:17 AM
Change the subject.

Seriously now, you guys are going to deep into that.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:17 AM
Change the subject.

sarf can i please start a RDT, threads are getting out of control, eppecially with the draft coming, and you know how crazy the day before the draft can be

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:17 AM
I'm listening to prince right now, partying like it's 1999 naked, eating tang powder straight from the jar and thinking about my monster chode.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:18 AM
I'm listening to prince right now, partying like it's 1999 naked, eating tang powder straight from the jar and thinking about my monster chode.

great work, you skipped stages 2 and 3, although those are the best stages

elway777
04-12-2007, 01:18 AM
Change the subject.


Are we making you feel uncomfortable?

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:18 AM
I'm listening to prince right now, partying like it's 1999 naked, eating tang powder straight from the jar.

What an eerie coincidence because I am doing the exact same thing.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:19 AM
What an eerie coincidence because I am doing the exact same thing.

whyd u get rid of the monster chode part

neko4
04-12-2007, 01:20 AM
how did we go from Midwest to wangs?

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:20 AM
whyd u get rid of the monster chode part

Because unlike the state of Minnesota, I do not have a chode

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:20 AM
What an eerie coincidence because I am doing the exact same thing. And are you enjoying yourself?

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:21 AM
Because unlike the state of Minnesota, I do not have a chode

but you do go tanning............

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:21 AM
how did we go from Midwest to wangs?

According to Sigmund Freud eventually all discussions eventually gravitate towards wangs

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:21 AM
And are you enjoying yourself?
why else would he be doing it?

elway777
04-12-2007, 01:22 AM
but you do go tanning............

Ill take a fake tan over a chode DChess, call me crazy.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:22 AM
but you do go tanning............

That way I can stick my perfectly proportional wang to as many women as possible

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:22 AM
why else would he be doing it?

he's being held captive by a guy named twisted ted, and ted seems to get off to things like that before he kills them

neko4
04-12-2007, 01:23 AM
According to Sigmund Freud eventually all discussions eventually gravitate towards wangs

haha...man this guys hillarious...(pig laugh)

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:23 AM
Ill take a fake tan over a chode DChess, call me crazy.

dont get me wrong so would i, but ill take neither if possible

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:24 AM
That way I can stick my perfectly proportional wang to as many women as possible

living or dead?

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:24 AM
living or dead?

How long have they been dead?

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:24 AM
I'll take a fake tan over a farmers tan.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:25 AM
How long have they been dead?

um 2 days, got a couple flys on them but no maggots yet

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:25 AM
why no maggots?

Windy
04-12-2007, 01:25 AM
Do any of the midwest states have governors that are action hero's?


no they don't. case closed.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:26 AM
Do any of the midwest states have governors that are action hero's?


no they don't. case closed.

but california does have one that was a REALLY big vilian, remember this guy

http://www.hsgrafix.com/images/portfolio/mr-freeze.jpg

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:26 AM
Do any of the midwest states have governors that are action hero's?


no they don't. case closed.


Jesse ventura was in Predator and The Running Man

Game......Set.....Match

GB12
04-12-2007, 01:27 AM
Do any of the midwest states have governors that are action hero's?


no they don't. case closed.

Minnesota had a pro wrestler.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:27 AM
um 2 days, got a couple flys on them but no maggots yet

Nope. Can't say I'd be down for that

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:28 AM
Nope. Can't say I'd be down for that

what about 3 minutes, and you think there just our roofies kicking in

tEk
04-12-2007, 01:28 AM
we had gray davis. he singlehandedly stole 36billion from the state. how the f**k? so we recalled his ass. now we have the governator. meh

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:29 AM
Jesse ventura was in Predator and The Running Man

Game......Set.....Match


Best line ever from that movie..... "Bunch of slack-jawed f*** around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me"

Windy
04-12-2007, 01:31 AM
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_091/commando_21.jpg

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:31 AM
thats why hes our Govenor.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:32 AM
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_091/commando_21.jpg

what do you call those things hanging from his shoulders

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:32 AM
Windy, get houston street the hell off my computer screen.

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:32 AM
I've met Arnold in real life and suprisingly he's not a tall man. He's like 5'11". Still a big guy though.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:33 AM
why Houston Street is amazing.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:34 AM
why Houston Street is amazing.

did u watch the game tonight

SuperKevin
04-12-2007, 01:34 AM
Do you think if Huston Street lived on Huston Street the world would cease to exist?

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:34 AM
Oh you all can shut up. I hate that SOB.

What the hell kind of name is houston street anyways?

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:34 AM
Yes.



10

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:38 AM
Do you think if Huston Street lived on Huston Street the world would cease to exist?

i wouldn't be doing that if i were, the government comes after people like you, people who think to into things, just leave it alone man

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:39 AM
Yes.



10

he walked like 3 guys and beaned the last one

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:39 AM
hes still amazing.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 01:41 AM
he walked like 3 guys and beaned the last one

If Houston Street beaned me I'd rush the mound, beat him and give his a mushroom stamp with my chode. A big pordabella mushsroom stamp.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 01:44 AM
If Houston Street beaned me I'd rush the mound, beat him and give his a mushroom stamp with my chode. A big pordabella mushsroom stamp.
your just jealous of Houston Streets amazingness.

DChess
04-12-2007, 01:46 AM
If Houston Street beaned me I'd rush the mound, beat him and give his a mushroom stamp with my chode. A big pordabella mushsroom stamp.

you've accepted this chode thing very well

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 06:54 PM
you've accepted this chode thing very well

Maybe....Maybe not.