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Big Mike
04-12-2007, 04:12 PM
This is a thread where you can post things that you have noticed about society or the world in general. If you wonder if people notice the same thing, post it here and see.

I will start by asking:

Has anybody ever been to a party/picnic and seen little girls shaking their asses?
It's very sad!! They are 10 year olds acting like teenagers/adults.:(

RoyHall#1
04-12-2007, 04:35 PM
Have you ever noticed that some people put curling and sport in the same sentence? And without using the word "not"?

UKfan
04-12-2007, 04:38 PM
Anyone noticed it's so much easier to get a girl if you already have one? Seriously, I swear being in a relationship is like a magnet for more women!

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 04:50 PM
Anyone noticed it's so much easier to get a girl if you already have one? Seriously, I swear being in a relationship is like a magnet for more women!

Yup. Especially if the othe girl is nice. They see you with or talking to a girl so they figure you must have something going for you if the other person is with you.

slightlyaraiderfan
04-12-2007, 04:53 PM
Does anybody else notice that Xiomera adds a space between his periods?

Example: "That was a good apple. . ." Weird huh?

HoopsDemon12
04-12-2007, 04:54 PM
Have you ever noticed that some people put curling and sport in the same sentence? And without using the word "not"?

have you ever noticed POKER!!! is on the sports net works....what the hell!

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 04:54 PM
Does anybody else notice that Xiomera adds a space between his periods?
Example: "That was a good apple. . ." Weird huh?

yyyyyessssssss ahhhhhhh

Have you ever noticed that Shiver likes to use different font styles alot? Like "Michael Vick can be an elite player someday, but his WRs have to help him out..."

Addict
04-12-2007, 04:58 PM
have you ever noticed that when there's two lines the one you're not in always moves faster? It applies to anything where you wait and choose, from ticket lines to traffic jams.

Also I have noticed that my sister seems to be getting dumber as she grows older, but I guess I'm not the one to judge since I'm the brother and all.

Ravens1991
04-12-2007, 04:59 PM
have you ever noticed that it seems like there was a lot more new posters last year then this year.

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 05:00 PM
have you ever noticed that when there's two lines the one you're not in always moves faster? It applies to anything where you wait and choose, from ticket lines to traffic jams.

Also I have noticed that my sister seems to be getting dumber as she grows older, but I guess I'm not the one to judge since I'm the brother and all.

I have nnoticed the 1st one.

Has anybody ever noticed that porno scenes always start with oral sex and end with the busting on a girls face/breasts literally every time!!

neko4
04-12-2007, 05:01 PM
Have you ever noticed that people dont care about car alarms going off as much as they used too

Moses
04-12-2007, 05:01 PM
Have you noticed that generally the less intelligent a person is the happier they are? I guess it's true what they say, ignorance is bliss.

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 05:02 PM
Have you noticed that generally the less intelligent a person is the happier they are? I guess it's true what they say, ignorance is bliss.

i have noticed that.

UKfan
04-12-2007, 05:02 PM
Have you noticed that generally the less intelligent a person is the happier they are? I guess it's true what they say, ignorance is bliss.


Actually I have noticed that, weird!

Shiver
04-12-2007, 05:03 PM
Have you noticed that every single gas station seems to be owned by a "Apu." The three closes gas stations to me, that is the case. The horrible irony of going to a 7-11, and mistakenly referring to the Slurpees as a "Squishees" because of how errily similar it is to the Simpsons' "Kwik-E-Mart."

WMD
04-12-2007, 05:03 PM
and what's the deal with airline food?

Addict
04-12-2007, 05:07 PM
I have nnoticed the 1st one.

Has anybody ever noticed that porno scenes always start with oral sex and end with the busting on a girls face/breasts literally every time!!

I did... I mean... I didn't. I mean I don't watch porn. Dammit.

Okay, tricky one.

The homeshopping channel's "Table Mate" you know it?

Well they keep saying it's like having 18 different tables since it's got six heights and 3 angles... seems to make sense right? after all 3x6=18...

had it not been for this: the three angles are:

the top like this /
the top like this -
the top like this \

now what sense does it make to have a table with a top tilted like this: \?

it's completely pointless. That's what I've noticed.

GB12
04-12-2007, 05:08 PM
Does anybody else notice that Xiomera adds a space between his periods?

Example: "That was a good apple. . ." Weird huh?

Well that is the correct way to write an ellipsis, though I don't like using the spaces...

UKfan
04-12-2007, 05:08 PM
I did... I mean... I didn't. I mean I don't watch porn. Dammit.

Okay, tricky one.

The homeshopping channel's "Table Mate" you know it?

Well they keep saying it's like having 18 different tables since it's got six heights and 3 angles... seems to make sense right? after all 3x6=18...

had it not been for this: the three angles are:

the top like this /
the top like this -
the top like this \

now what sense does it make to have a table with a top tilted like this: \?

it's completely pointless. That's what I've noticed.


You know what I just noticed, Addict has no life. The home shopping channel AND worrying about different tables....

Addict
04-12-2007, 05:10 PM
You know what I just noticed, Addict has no life. The home shopping channel AND worrying about different tables....

Yeah... I've got insomnia... and there's little else to watch at three in the morning around here.

I have a life...







Really... I do...












<sigh> forget it who am I kidding?

UKfan
04-12-2007, 05:13 PM
Haha, nice reply.

RoyHall#1
04-12-2007, 05:49 PM
Haha, nice reply.

So are you a Kentucky fan or a United Kingdom fan?

DChess
04-12-2007, 05:52 PM
have you noticed latley that espn's len pasquerilli is skinny, he used to be huge

UKfan
04-12-2007, 05:55 PM
So are you a Kentucky fan or a United Kingdom fan?


Just a fan of the nfl from the UK, wish I hadn't picked this name now.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 05:56 PM
have you noticed that Golf the most boring sport to watch is still on TV.

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 05:57 PM
have you noticed that Golf the most boring sport to watch is still on TV.

yea, and sometimes my Canadian Sports station takes of shows Like PTI to show it. That pisses me off.

Moses
04-12-2007, 05:57 PM
have you noticed that Golf the most boring sport to watch is still on TV.

Golf doesn't even compare to darts or curling.

Addict
04-12-2007, 05:58 PM
Have you noticed that they actually put chemicals into Red Bull and other energy drinks to give it that disgusting yellow pee-like color?

Moses
04-12-2007, 05:59 PM
yea, and sometimes my Canadian Sports station takes of shows Like PTI to show it. That pisses me off.

PTI always gets bumped by golf. So annoying.

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 05:59 PM
Has anyone noticed that Americans look like human beasts compared to Canadians? They are always taller and look more grown then us.

EX - Greg Oden

UKfan
04-12-2007, 06:00 PM
Has anyone noticed that Americans look like human beasts compared to Canadians? They are always taller and look more grown then us.

EX - Greg Oden


Dude Greg Oden looks like a beast compared to most people in general.

frogstomp
04-12-2007, 06:33 PM
http://72.3.230.109/ironcms/opencms/system/galleries/pics/ironmind/hugotrap_lg.jpg

http://www.gregoden.com/images/p1_oden.jpg

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 06:33 PM
http://72.3.230.109/ironcms/opencms/system/galleries/pics/ironmind/hugotrap_lg.jpg

http://www.gregoden.com/images/p1_oden.jpg

Age Difference???

KILLERSANTA
04-12-2007, 06:44 PM
Have you noticed that I'm not having sex with the 3 Jessicas????

frogstomp
04-12-2007, 06:58 PM
Age Difference???

Because Oden is ever going to look like that. yeah.

gbpackers0065
04-12-2007, 07:03 PM
Has anyone noticed that Americans look like human beasts compared to Canadians? They are always taller and look more grown then us.

EX - Greg Oden

then i guess your username doesnt hold up now does it...

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 07:06 PM
then i guess your username doesnt hold up now does it...

Yes it does. You see they say I'm big because most of my peers are pipsqueeks. Im a man among boys. They call me big mike cause im 6-2 at age 16 and most are like 5-9.

HoopsDemon12
04-12-2007, 07:37 PM
Yes it does. You see they say I'm big because most of my peers are pipsqueeks. Im a man among men. They call me big mike cause im 6-2 at age 16 and most are like 5-9.

Completly agreed...im 6'3 and besides for my basketball team(6'7/6'6/6'5)...everyone else is like 5'8-5'9...im only 17 and im 6'3 192...these other guys are tiny...i g down to seattle of all places and watch a highscool football game...THEY ARE MASSIVE!!

MP123
04-12-2007, 07:40 PM
Has anyone noticed that Oden looks like Bill Russell.

Chucky
04-12-2007, 07:42 PM
Has anyone noticed that Americans look like human beasts compared to Canadians? They are always taller and look more grown then us.

EX - Greg Oden

THey are also much fatter

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 07:43 PM
THey are also much fatter

LMAO, agreed. Look at their KFC buffets for God's sake..

kmart
04-12-2007, 07:47 PM
Have you ever noticed that asparagus makes your pee smell weird?

http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/veggies/images/asparagus.jpg

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 08:01 PM
Have you ever noticed that asparagus makes your pee smell weird?

http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/veggies/images/asparagus.jpg

I dont smell my pee unless it accidentally goes on my finger. And i dont eat asparagus so... yea

RoyHall#1
04-12-2007, 08:09 PM
Just a fan of the nfl from the UK, wish I hadn't picked this name now.

Yeah, I never would've guessed it meant United Kingdom without looking at your location.

kmart
04-12-2007, 08:10 PM
its not like you have to bend over to smell it....... it's pretty strong

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 08:10 PM
its not like you have to bend over to smell it....... it's pretty strong

True, true

RoyHall#1
04-12-2007, 08:14 PM
its not like you have to bend over to smell it....... it's pretty strong

I actually hold my breath when I pee... unless I really have to go.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-12-2007, 08:18 PM
Yes it does. You see they say I'm big because most of my peers are pipsqueeks. Im a man among men. They call me big mike cause im 6-2 at age 16 and most are like 5-9.im 6'1.(10)

thule
04-12-2007, 09:16 PM
Have you ever noticed when you do something wrong it always comes back to haunt you.

islandboy843
04-12-2007, 09:19 PM
not always

Paul
04-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Have you ever wondered why they didn't make October the 8th month? I'm just saying.

princefielder28
04-12-2007, 09:22 PM
Have you ever noticed when you do something wrong it always comes back to haunt you.

depends on the situation

Big Mike
04-12-2007, 09:23 PM
Have you ever wondered why they didn't make October the 8th month? I'm just saying.

thats a good 1

princefielder28
04-12-2007, 09:24 PM
Have you ever wondered why they didn't make October the 8th month? I'm just saying.

yes, very interesting

GB12
04-12-2007, 09:24 PM
thats a good 1

Except that it's the 10th month...

princefielder28
04-12-2007, 09:26 PM
Except that it's the 10th month...

Look at the original question

Paul
04-12-2007, 09:30 PM
Except that it's the 10th month...

I don't think you read my post right.

GB12
04-12-2007, 09:30 PM
Look at the original question

Oh. Well since the title of the thread is "Have you ever noticed", I thought he was saying have you ever noticed October is the 8th month.

I do have an answer for his question though, October was orignally the 8th month on the Greek calendar but more months were later added making it the 10th.

VoteLynnSwan
04-12-2007, 09:32 PM
Have you ever wondered why they didn't make October the 8th month? I'm just saying.

"In Latin, octo means "eight". October was also the eighth month in the Roman calendar until a monthless winter period was divided between January and February."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October

VoteLynnSwan
04-12-2007, 09:33 PM
Oh. Well since the title of the thread is "Have you ever noticed", I thought he was saying have you ever noticed October is the 8th month.

I do have an answer for his question though, October was orignally the 8th month on the Greek calendar but more months were later added making it the 10th.

Roman calendar... far superior to the Greeks.

GB12
04-12-2007, 09:33 PM
"In Latin, octo means "eight". October was also the eighth month in the Roman calendar until a monthless winter period was divided between January and February."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October

Romans, Greeks, same thing I was close.

princefielder28
04-12-2007, 09:33 PM
"In Latin, octo means "eight". October was also the eighth month in the Roman calendar until a monthless winter period was divided between January and February."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October

Great info there

VoteLynnSwan
04-12-2007, 09:34 PM
what i don't understand is how they just decided that part of the year shouldn't count... "Monthless winter period" ? what is that about?

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 09:34 PM
From the Seinfeld Appreciation Thread:


"So, what have you been doing with yourself?"
"I'm a comedian."
"Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor."
"Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair."
"Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million."
- George and Jerry, acting like they haven't seen each other in years, in "The Race"

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 09:37 PM
"In Latin, octo means "eight". October was also the eighth month in the Roman calendar until a monthless winter period was divided between January and February."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October

Diachronic linguistic change lesson/have you ever noticed: in many situations, Latin CT > Spanish ch. OCTO > ocho; NOCTE > noche; LACTIS > leche.

You're welcome.

VoteLynnSwan
04-12-2007, 09:41 PM
i really have no idea what you're trying to say, but if you're implying that spanish was derived from Latin then you'd be right...

Paul
04-12-2007, 09:45 PM
I'm glad that my post lead to a conversation about linguistics and prefixes.

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 09:45 PM
i really have no idea what you're trying to say, but if you're implying that spanish was derived from Latin then you'd be right...

I'm just showing one example of a sound change from Latin to Spanish. I like this stuff...and yes that makes me weird.

VoteLynnSwan
04-12-2007, 09:47 PM
I'm just showing one example of a sound change from Latin to Spanish. I like this stuff...and yes that makes me weird.

ok, now i see what you mean... it likely came about because there's not really a way to pronouce the combination of CT in the spanish language and make it sound decent.

The Unseen
04-12-2007, 09:48 PM
ok, now i see what you mean... it likely came about because there's not really a way to pronouce the combination of CT in the spanish language and make it sound decent.

Well, I'm not sure why it and other changes happened (no one really is...), but seeing that just randomly set me off.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 09:57 PM
Have you ever noticed how cold the water in a urinal is?

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:01 PM
If you were taller, you wouldn't have to worry.

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:04 PM
Have you ever noticed that if you have a male friend who brags about how big his wang is, you'll always meet a chick that messed around with him that will let it slip that it's tiny?

KILLERSANTA
04-12-2007, 10:11 PM
Have you ever noticed that if you have a male friend who brags about how big his wang is, you'll always meet a chick that messed around with him that will let it slip that it's tiny?

All guys that brag, Has small wangs!!


On a side note, I have a 15inch wang.....No lie!!!! ;)

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:13 PM
I'm hung like a horse............................................. .......fly.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 10:14 PM
If you were taller, you wouldn't have to worry.

I'm not short.

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 10:15 PM
Have you ever noticed that if you have a male friend who brags about how big his wang is, you'll always meet a chick that messed around with him that will let it slip that it's tiny?

Has anyone ever noticed how it's weird when other dudes talk about other dudes wangs with chicks?

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:18 PM
Has anyone ever noticed how it's weird when other dudes talk about other dudes wangs with chicks?

Has anyone ever noticed some guys aren't comfortable enough with their sexuality?

KILLERSANTA
04-12-2007, 10:19 PM
I'm not short.

Same here..I'm 15 foot even, And I still can't hold it out of the water. So, it won't get wet......

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 10:20 PM
Has anyone ever noticed some guys aren't comfortable enough with their sexuality?

Not talking about foreign weiners with girls makes me a homophobe?

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:24 PM
Not talking about foreign weiners with girls makes me a homophobe?

Like what? European weiners? And no it doesn't, I'm just busting your balls. I really don't care if you have a 1 inch wang or 1 foot wang.

KILLERSANTA
04-12-2007, 10:25 PM
Like what? European weiners? And no it doesn't, I'm just busting your balls. I really don't care if you have a 1 inch wang or 1 foot wang.

Who the hell measure thier wang in inches or feet??? I need at the very least a yard stick!!!

Paul
04-12-2007, 10:28 PM
Who the hell measure thier wang in inches or feet??? I need at the very least a yard stick!!!

LOL. Your not gonna let the "I have a big wang" joke go away are you? Gotta applaud the commitment.

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:28 PM
I'm not short.

Whatever it takes for you to sleep at night.

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:30 PM
Who the hell measure thier wang in inches or feet??? I need at the very least a yard stick!!!

I measure mine next to tall buildings. I've yet to come up short.

KILLERSANTA
04-12-2007, 10:38 PM
LOL. Your not gonna let the "I have a big wang" joke go away are you? Gotta applaud the commitment.

what do you mean joke?

I measure mine next to tall buildings. I've yet to come up short.

What kind of buildings?? I don't even waste my time, unless it's atleast 100 stories!

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:40 PM
I'm talking like Sears freaking tower! On a side note, did you ever notice that alot of threads degenerate into discussions about who has the bigger wang?

KILLERSANTA
04-12-2007, 10:41 PM
I'm talkin like Sears freakin tower! On a side note, did you ever notice that alot of threads degenerate into discussions about who has the bigger wang?
I have yet to lose one of these threads

ironman4579
04-12-2007, 10:44 PM
That made me laugh. + rep, even thoughit'll be grey.

Caddy
04-12-2007, 10:54 PM
I'm talking like Sears freaking tower! On a side note, did you ever notice that alot of threads degenerate into discussions about who has the bigger wang?

I see no point in discussing such trivial things.. We all know whose is bigger

TitleTown088
04-12-2007, 10:55 PM
Like what? European weiners? And no it doesn't, I'm just busting your balls. I really don't care if you have a 1 inch wang or 1 foot wang.
foreign, as in not mine.

M.O.T.H.
04-13-2007, 12:38 AM
Have you ever noticed that stuart scott doesnt know a damn thing about sports and always pronounces players names wrong?

GB12
04-13-2007, 12:51 AM
Have you ever noticed that stuart scott doesnt know a damn thing about sports and always pronounces players names wrong?

Have you ever notice that he thinks he's black.

TitleTown088
04-13-2007, 12:58 AM
Have you ever notice that he thinks he's black.
and that he must try to constantly convince or remind you he's black by saying dawg and stuff.

thule
04-13-2007, 04:08 AM
Have you ever noticed that stuart scott doesnt know a damn thing about sports and always pronounces players names wrong?

Maybe it's because his eye is looking at someone else?

Addict
04-13-2007, 06:48 AM
I'm hung like a horse............................................. .......fly.

hung like planet pluto...
















...hard to see with the naked eye.

Philliez01
04-13-2007, 07:19 AM
hung like planet pluto...
















...hard to see with the naked eye.


And if I crash into Uranus, I'll stick it where the sun don't shine.

Clutch. . . . Bloodhound Gang reference!

Anyway, have you ever noticed that during the Lion King you see the word Sex? I was watching it with my little cousin and I saw it for a brief second and kept rewinding it.

Paul
04-13-2007, 08:37 AM
And if I crash into Uranus, I'll stick it where the sun don't shine.

Clutch. . . . Bloodhound Gang reference!

Anyway, have you ever noticed that during the Lion King you see the word Sex? I was watching it with my little cousin and I saw it for a brief second and kept rewinding it.

It actually says SFX, a little homage done for the sound effects team for the movie. Heard about it a few years ago.

Philliez01
04-13-2007, 10:23 AM
It actually says SFX, a little homage done for the sound effects team for the movie. Heard about it a few years ago.

Oh it does? That would make sense, takes away some of the luster though. . . .

neko4
04-13-2007, 02:21 PM
Ever notice that when someone writes a one word post on here such as "Great" that they will put "10 Characters" in paranthesies and then they'll write a comment about how much they hate the 10 characters rule
For example
Yes...(Stupid 10 characters rule)

Big Mike
04-13-2007, 03:57 PM
what do you mean joke?



What kind of buildings?? I don't even waste my time, unless it's atleast 100 stories!

Mines longer than the Great Wall of China. Gets pretty unconfortable

Big Mike
04-13-2007, 03:58 PM
Ever notice that when someone writes a one word post on here such as "Great" that they will put "10 Characters" in paranthesies and then they'll write a comment about how much they hate the 10 characters rule
For example
Yes...(Stupid 10 characters rule)

I have noticed that.

Go_Eagles77
04-13-2007, 04:39 PM
Ever notice that when someone writes a one word post on here such as "Great" that they will put "10 Characters" in paranthesies and then they'll write a comment about how much they hate the 10 characters rule
For example
Yes...(Stupid 10 characters rule)

Yes............

mfkrush
04-13-2007, 04:47 PM
Have you ever noticed that your finger nails get black **** under them from basically doing nothing. Where the hell dat **** come from

GB12
04-13-2007, 04:50 PM
Have you ever noticed that your finger nails get black **** under them from basically doing nothing. Where the hell dat **** come from

Have you noticed that if that happens your nails probably need to be cut.

mfkrush
04-13-2007, 04:51 PM
Have you noticed that if that happens your nails probably need to be cut.

Yes, but I can never find the damn clippers.

Have you ever noticed they are missing all the damn time

scottyboy
04-13-2007, 04:54 PM
have you ever noticed that things with the name "french" in front arent from france?? ex.- french fries, french toast.

Go_Eagles77
04-13-2007, 04:58 PM
Yes, but I can never find the damn clippers.

Have you ever noticed they are missing all the damn time

http://www.stuffandnonsense.co.uk/archives/images/penaltyshootout.jpg

Big Mike
04-13-2007, 05:01 PM
all my friends have ugly or brown nails unless they are white and I have pink ones

Shiver
04-13-2007, 05:56 PM
Like what? European weiners? And no it doesn't, I'm just busting your balls. I really don't care if you have a 1 inch wang or 1 foot wang.

If it's European weiners, it would be measured with the metric system..