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Moses
04-14-2007, 12:11 AM
What are some of the best quotes you've seen on NFLDC? Post them!

Here's the one that motivated me to start this thread:

lol. well i dont care what people think about me on a computer forum. let me repeat that.a COMPUTER FORUM. seriously. how i am a pimp, i like to look fresh, and dress pimpish (if thats a word) and i would like to say that, air force ones compliment any out fit. what so ever. the shoes dont make a pimp, the pimp makes the pimp. but the air force ones compliment it.

jets future
04-14-2007, 12:12 AM
well who better to start with. lol

i m jk.

islandboy843
04-14-2007, 12:12 AM
That was fast.

Windy
04-14-2007, 12:13 AM
a bunch of them.


http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=43

Moses
04-14-2007, 12:14 AM
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=43

LOL.

I saw that earlier but no with all the D is for... crap. That's jokes.

BigDawg819
04-14-2007, 12:14 AM
What are some of the best quotes you've seen on NFLDC? Post them!

Here's the one that motivated me to start this thread:

With that quote its good to see we have a heir to the throne of biggest TOOL on the forum when/if GRF gets banned. :D

Oh and before GRF posts, yes I suppose I am a "hater". :D

neko4
04-14-2007, 12:15 AM
I hate to toot my own horn...actually i love to but i got 2 or 3 people to rep me for this



I think would be great if Civil engineers had to get into a draft...
And w/ the 1st pick of the 2007 CED(Civil engineers draft)
Des Moines Select, from Cal-Poly, Jack Soandso

Mel Kiper: This is a great addition to the Des Moines staff. Des Moines was last in the nation last year due to lazyness and this guy is a work horse!

jets future
04-14-2007, 12:16 AM
With that quote its good to see we have a heir to the throne of biggest TOOL on the forum when/if GRF gets banned. :D

Oh and before GRF posts, yes I suppose I am a "hater". :D

your weired.

just go away please.

that wasnt even funny

JF4
04-14-2007, 12:16 AM
a bunch of them.


http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=43

:)

The best is the A

is that ronaldo?

GB12
04-14-2007, 12:17 AM
Creek's hamburgler story was amazing.

ElectricEye
04-14-2007, 12:17 AM
Look no further than my signature.

Moses
04-14-2007, 12:17 AM
:)

The best is the A

Oh man, I'm dying looking at those guys posts. I wonder if they were posters here before or what.

Boston
04-14-2007, 12:17 AM
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6592

Moses
04-14-2007, 12:18 AM
http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/PPP__Darryl-strawberry.jpg

i hear he has several kilos

Here's another great one.

jets future
04-14-2007, 12:20 AM
i think it was creek who said it

your going to give your girl friend a one steak sauce

i think it went like that. that was a while back

Vince Lombardi
04-14-2007, 12:23 AM
ha, I know these guys are spammers but this is hilarious.

http://www.practical-jokes-and-pranks.com/images/gags_fun/dog_poo_250.jpg

If i could spread this all over your face i would.

ElectricEye
04-14-2007, 12:25 AM
Jets Future delivers.
in the real world ppl actually compliment how massive my vocabulary skills are. i m dead serious. and these arent stupid ppl. i dont want to be racist but indian ppl said it. thats a good thing. i just act stupid on this forum, cus i gotta chilll.

i know one of you idiots are going to quote this.

jets future
04-14-2007, 12:25 AM
Jets Future delivers.

i had a feeling it was going to go here

ElectricEye
04-14-2007, 12:32 AM
I actually liked that one better. Changed the signature.

Vince Lombardi
04-14-2007, 12:34 AM
The best quote ever was "lick my nine" by Wayne Newton aka Windy.

islandboy843
04-14-2007, 12:34 AM
This was a great way to end my day.

neko4
04-14-2007, 12:35 AM
your weired.

just go away please.

that wasnt even funny

That was funny


http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6618

ElectricEye
04-14-2007, 12:39 AM
lol troll.

neko4
04-14-2007, 12:40 AM
lol troll.

whatz that mean

P-L
04-14-2007, 12:42 AM
Creek's hamburgler story was amazing.

Sorry if the censors missed anything...

SOME of the following story is true

At McDonalds, they usually have a sign up that lists the phone number of the McDonalds you're at. So one time, what I did was called up the McDonalds and said, "Hello, this is the hamburgerlar. Deliever 500 hamburgers to the docks by midnight or Mayor McCheese gets it." And then I hung up. I called back an hour later, and Ronald McDonald answered. He's like "You son of a *****, what have you done with the mayor?!"
"The mayors fine see, fine for now, but that could change, yeah, change real fast see."
"Alright Hamburgerlar, what is it that you want?"
"I want hamburgers, yeah, hamburgers, and lots of them. With ketchup, and pickles, and the works ya see. But I better not see any cheese on them. I'm lactose-intolerant, that's right, can't tolerate lactose, that's why I never become the cheeseburgerlar see."
"Alright, how many?"
"500, bring them to the docks by midnight, and you'll get your precious mayor back. But so help me god if you try any funny business, the mayor gets it, see."

So now I had to go down to the docks. I mean they got Ronald McDonald on the case, and plus, I wanted the 500 burgers. So I got down to the docks, and I saw they had the burgers all set up. I looked around, and the coast was clear, so I made a break for the burgers. Right as I got there, Ronald McDonald popped out from behind giant stack of hamburgers, and pulled out a 9 millimeter pistol. I said "****, I thought I told you not to try any funny business."
"Or else what, you'll kill the mayor. Give it up, we know you don't have the mayor, we know you're not even the real hamburgerlar. You're just some punk kid who thought it would be funny to pull a prank on all the good, decent people/things resembling food on the McDonalds menu of McDonald land. Well guess what, we're going to have the last laugh. Right after I kill you."

I had to think fast, because y'know, how would it look if I got killed by a ******* clown in a yellow jumpsuit that sells burgers and nuggets and ****. So I grabbed some pickles off one of the hamburgers, and threw them in his eyes. And he screamed out "Ah my eyes, you've blinded me!" Then, I grabbed him by his yellow jump suit, and threw him in the water.

And as I walked away dragging all those hamburgers it hit me-- in that moment, I was in fact, the hamburgerlar.

JF4
04-14-2007, 12:43 AM
im a rutgers womens basketball fan

Good Stuff, and my new favourite poster.

Paul
04-14-2007, 12:49 AM
Vicious, vicious, my nuts are nutricious, they call me Lucky Charms cuz their magically delicious.

Don't know where or how he got it, but hilarious.

islandboy843
04-14-2007, 12:58 AM
LOL i had gave him rep for that.

elway777
04-14-2007, 01:02 AM
Don't know where or how he got it, but hilarious.

I got mad rymz yo.

GB12
04-14-2007, 01:05 AM
sometimes thule talks like Hank from King of the Hill

1234567891

neko4
04-14-2007, 01:08 AM
haha...creek sounds funny

Damix
04-14-2007, 01:08 AM
There was a guy that posted, then in the next post, quoted himself and said greatest post ever and he was being dead serious

I always found that really funny

neko4
04-14-2007, 01:09 AM
There was a guy that posted, then in the next post, quoted himself and said greatest post ever.

I always found that really funny

ooo that was me...i think... i did quote myself

SuperMcGee
04-14-2007, 01:14 AM
Hahah those posts from the mock draft section are amazing

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-14-2007, 01:19 AM
there was one guy who said that Reggie Ball could be the 3rd best QB in the draft.someone has it in their sig.

GB12
04-14-2007, 01:26 AM
my guilty pleasure lately has been lesbo rock. I really like Melissa Etheridge and The Indigo Girls. does that make me a lesbian???

I laughed at this one.

raidersfan86
04-14-2007, 01:29 AM
you guys are wierd

neko4
04-14-2007, 01:38 AM
you guys are wierd

we dont go on forums and bother people and make stupid jokes for fun at 2AM...

raidersfan86
04-14-2007, 01:39 AM
have u seen mike commodore play

slightlyaraiderfan
04-14-2007, 01:52 AM
Losers, sometimes I like being a mod.

49ersfan_87
04-14-2007, 01:55 AM
I remember this giants 8010 quote a while back. He started a thread about myspace, or kissing girls, and after some criticism, said something like "im a player, i have had sex with 5 girls". Unfortunately i dont have that quote but that was hilarious.

draftguru151
04-14-2007, 10:45 AM
I love the lick my nine (and Scott's response) as well as the Hamburgalar story. I miss Creak :(. As for another one of my favorite's...

Did YOU even read my post? I said "No doubt he was "defending" himself and his teammate." It's right above if you need to reference it.

I just have a problem with a "defense" that includes firing guns in a public area. Again, I understand he has the right to "defend" himself, but how can an innocent bystander/neighbor/whatever defend themselves from errant gunshots? And again, I'll say it: Discharging a firearm in public is dangerous to EVERYONE nearby. I don't care if it was in self-defense.

You are absolutely right Akili. The proper defense to someone shooting a gun at you is not to use a gun, but something much less dangerous. Something like throwing spoons at them. Although metal spoons could put the assailant's eye out so we'll have to force them to use only plastic spoons. Or sternly say, "I don't appreciate you firing at me and hitting me in the leg. If you do not cease and desist at once I shall be forced to call the police." You must, however, be sure to not say it too forcefully or you may be liable to be charged for verbal assault.

gbpackers0065
04-14-2007, 11:33 AM
there was one guy who said that Reggie Ball could be the 3rd best QB in the draft.someone has it in their sig.

yea ZoneBlocka (who was banned) said he had an accurate arm with above average mental skills

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-14-2007, 11:40 AM
yea ZoneBlocka (who was banned) said he had an accurate arm with above average mental skills


Yep, that was my sig. He's back now though, as LEGALIZE_THESHIZZLE. I have proof. I'll post it in a sec.

EDIT; and here is his pm to me.

Im blocking tha Zone. Figure it out!

gbpackers0065
04-14-2007, 11:43 AM
Yep, that was my sig. He's back now though, as LEGALIZE_THESHIZZLE. I have proof. I'll post it in a sec.

EDIT; and here is his pm to me.

CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!

Addict
04-14-2007, 11:48 AM
Yep, that was my sig. He's back now though, as LEGALIZE_THESHIZZLE. I have proof. I'll post it in a sec.

EDIT; and here is his pm to me.

That was a hilarious post. He nearly made me choke on orange juice (there is nothing wrong with drinking lots and lots of orange juice!) when I read that.

Oh he's back... good for him.

Flyboy
04-14-2007, 12:16 PM
The one in my sig is pretty humorous. Also, Shiver's quote about Tank Johnson's over/under prison attics was hilarious as well.

Vikes99ej
04-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Just look at my sig. That's all I have to say.

jag
04-14-2007, 01:37 PM
The one in my sig is pretty humorous. Also, Shiver's quote about Tank Johnson's over/under prison attics was hilarious as well.

lol, I remember that. And then Sweetness replied "I hear his Johnson is like a Tank."

ccB
04-14-2007, 01:42 PM
The thread's where I killed Jets Future in a freestyle battle has a bunch of good quotes.

GB12
04-14-2007, 01:43 PM
lol, I remember that. And then Sweetness replied "I hear his Johnson is like a Tank."

:( That was me not sweetness.

The Unseen
04-14-2007, 02:04 PM
Moses' quote I have sigquot'd.

Another good one is when snuff started a "Let's count to 10,000 thread" (something like that):

1.10,000

And then it was locked. lol

Phrost
04-14-2007, 02:07 PM
What was that one that someone had in their sig, it was about pacman jones it had like straight G in it and **** that was FUNNY!

neko4
04-14-2007, 02:12 PM
Moses' quote I have sigquot'd.

Another good one is when snuff started a "Let's count to 10,000 thread" (something like that):



And then it was locked. lol

i remeber that...i tried to post but it got locked right when i clikd post reply

BigDawg819
04-14-2007, 02:13 PM
I like the quote from bearsfan_51 in my sig...

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-14-2007, 03:17 PM
The thread's where I killed Jets Future in a freestyle battle has a bunch of good quotes.

That thread was awesome. And then I diss-rapped you, Big Mike dis-rapped me, Sweetness dis-rapped Big Mike. And then jets future went

guys lol k srsly u shunt be rappin i more gangsta in my thum then u hav in ur hol bodi!

MP123
04-14-2007, 03:25 PM
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2014.

I went seacrhing through past threads and found this one.

Shane P. Hallam
04-14-2007, 03:27 PM
That thread was awesome. And then I diss-rapped you, Big Mike dis-rapped me, Sweetness dis-rapped Big Mike. And then jets future went

guys lol k srsly u shunt be rappin i more gangsta in my thum then u hav in ur hol bodi!

See the sig for that.

I still think Soctt burning people is ALWAYS classic

GB12
04-14-2007, 03:28 PM
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2014.

I went seacrhing through past threads and found this one.

That's not funny it's just you being a dumbass.

draftguru151
04-14-2007, 03:44 PM
I loved that thread. Long cat!

neko4
04-14-2007, 03:46 PM
who remebers Microphon200? hillarious!

draftguru151
04-14-2007, 03:48 PM
Wow you sure told him. Shut the hell up and go away.

Lol, I said that to him, that doesn't happen often.

Shane P. Hallam
04-14-2007, 03:52 PM
The only claim to fame I have was some line about Casey Dick that I don't remember.

draftguru151
04-14-2007, 03:55 PM
The only claim to fame I have was some line about Casey Dick that I don't remember.

No one likes to talk about Dick sucking.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-14-2007, 04:09 PM
lol I remember that.

WMD
04-14-2007, 04:16 PM
Creek's "Hamburgerlar" story bugged me, just because he was spelling the damn word wrong.

SuperMcGee
04-14-2007, 05:21 PM
I loved that thread. Long cat!

How did I miss such a great cat picture thread? I feel so empty...

Jimmy
04-14-2007, 05:45 PM
pretty,,,,much,,,,,any,,,,,quote,,,,,from,,,the,,k id,,,,,who,,,,,,typed,,,,,like,,,,,,,this,

draftguru151
04-14-2007, 08:07 PM
Was that VYisagod or D Hack?

The Unseen
04-14-2007, 08:10 PM
Was that VYisagod or D Hack?

Staubach12 had to do that for a little because his spacebar was screwed.

Tubby
04-14-2007, 09:13 PM
I dont like to talk about dick sucking

10 characters

mfkrush
04-14-2007, 09:14 PM
The best quotes come from me. Im the human quote reel.

Scotty D
04-14-2007, 09:18 PM
See the sig for that.

I still think Soctt burning people is ALWAYS classic

I agree. He will pop out of no where and shut someone down.

mfkrush
04-14-2007, 09:26 PM
I agree. He will pop out of no where and shut someone down.

Kind of like Sting coming out from the rafters eh?

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9902/15/wrestling/sting.jpg

WMD
04-14-2007, 10:01 PM
http://questionthedogma.com/blog1/ph_everett_275x235.jpg

Quite a few of the posts in this thread are poor attempts at creating a Great Quote.

gbpackers0065
04-16-2007, 03:35 PM
check out the jewl i found and put in my sig

Jimmy
04-16-2007, 03:37 PM
check out the jewl i found and put in my sig

:) hahaha coming from the lowest rep user on nfldc

drowe
04-17-2007, 09:02 AM
one of my favorites was when chris posted a picture of himself and keak told him he looked like carrot top with down's syndrome. might sound mean...but the guy really did look like carrot top with down's syndrome.

Jimmy
04-17-2007, 06:56 PM
one of my favorites was when chris posted a picture of himself and keak told him he looked like carrot top with down's syndrome. might sound mean...but the guy really did look like carrot top with down's syndrome.

see this is the crap that made keak a god

jets future
04-17-2007, 07:12 PM
its been a year that keak got banned. dang that was a long time ago. and he still has a lot of posts. keak was really funny. lol i remeber when ppl photoshoped the mau drew picture. and put michael jackson instead. those were the days.

Staubach12
04-17-2007, 07:21 PM
Staubach12 had to do that for a little because his spacebar was screwed.

I remember that. My spacebar broke. Iwastalkinglikethisthewholetime.

KILLERSANTA
04-17-2007, 08:45 PM
Killersanta is god!!!!!!
Best Quote EVER!!!

(This quote may or may not be real)

Beans
04-17-2007, 10:00 PM
edit: content

Vikes99ej
04-17-2007, 10:01 PM
That picture is gross.

Beans
04-17-2007, 10:08 PM
That picture is gross.

yeah

i suppose it is

i guess i should take it down?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
04-17-2007, 10:13 PM
yeah

i suppose it is

i guess i should take it down?

PM it to me.

kalbears13
04-17-2007, 10:17 PM
One Word: Draftprodigy

iowatreat54
04-17-2007, 10:17 PM
The Felix Pie Era of Domination has officially began...
He has an awesome name. But now I'm hungry
You think you could hook me up with some pie?
If Felix Pie doesn't become the officially spokesman for Sarah Lee then someone in their advertising department needs to be fired
apple pie >> you
apple pie is amazing, but superkevin is so cool that he might be better than pie.
I'm glad someone else said it so I didn't have to
ok, how about applie pie > superkevin?
sounds better, lets go with that

prolly the best conversation I've ever read....I'm glad to have started it :D

kalbears13
04-17-2007, 10:33 PM
EDIT: Delete

neko4
04-17-2007, 10:40 PM
edit: content

what was it a pic of?

vatech=accdomination
04-17-2007, 10:43 PM
i made that pic of MJ and keak, its in my gallery at rover.

wingboy suckas

Boom, Boom, Boom. . . . . .Here comes your mom.

vatech=accdomination
04-17-2007, 10:45 PM
and the peruvian Banana thread was creek ownage at his best, thats old school.

ERU's 4,000 post thread wayyyyy back in the day with me, Hchu, JJJ, and ERU.

neko4
04-17-2007, 11:59 PM
It makes sense for both teams, if nothing else. Anybody see that thread where apparently NO would trade up to get CJ which makes no sense. I used to feel bad for GRF...not anymore

BigDawg819
04-18-2007, 12:05 AM
"Theres no need to get mad at me. This is a far out rumor like I said, but its huge news if true so I posted it.

considering that Calvin Johnson is probably as good a prospect as Reggie Bush (who didnt preform great. Not bad at all, just saying he didnt light the world on fire his rookie year). If theres little or no cap hit, I think the Saints might be better off with CJ and a guy like Brian Leonard then Bush.

But again, I just posted it. No need to kill the messenger"

That beauty is from GRF as well from the aforementioned thread, the thought process in that boy's head is unfathomable.

JC the Savior
04-18-2007, 12:07 AM
LOL at GRF's Detroit/Bush rumor


"No need to kill the messenger"

BigDawg819
04-18-2007, 12:23 AM
LOL at GRF's Detroit/Bush rumor


"No need to kill the messenger"

Indeed no need to kill the messenger, more along the likes of just maiming him would suffice.

drowe
04-18-2007, 07:41 AM
see this is the crap that made keak a god

i know...i didn't even like keak. but i HATED chris. so that post made me laugh.

vatech=accdomination
04-18-2007, 03:57 PM
i liked keak, and his attempts at humor.

Shiver
04-18-2007, 04:09 PM
The GREATEST QUOTE IN THE HISTORY OF NFLDC:

"Osi Umenyiora is a better and more productive player than Julius Peppers."

That line; 'better and more productive' has been used so many times on this forum.

slightlyaraiderfan
04-18-2007, 04:11 PM
The GREATEST QUOTE IN THE HISTORY OF NFLDC:

"Osi Umenyiora is a better and more productive player than Julius Peppers."

That line; 'better and more productive' has been used so many times on this forum.
Yeah, I just used it the other day..."Sarf is better and more productive than a monkey."
Don't ask...

etk
04-18-2007, 04:11 PM
I like the quote from bearsfan_51 in my sig...

Same here, see my sig.

Pit Bull #53
04-18-2007, 04:19 PM
I remember before last years draft when underclassmen were declaring, Chris made a post about Leonard Pope and Quentin Moses. The thread title was "Pope to declare, Moses still undecided" and the first reply in the thread was bf_51 with "Jesus was unavailable for comment"

BigDawg819
04-18-2007, 04:22 PM
I remember before last years draft when underclassmen were declaring, Chris made a post about Leonard Pope and Quentin Moses. The thread title was "Pope to declare, Moses still undecided" and the first reply in the thread was bf_51 with "Jesus was unavailable for comment"

"Mohammed looks forward to coming back for his senior campaign and contending for a title." :D