datchapin
04-14-2007, 06:19 PM
When people find out your from Houston and ask if your a Texan, this is your response. Naw, I'm just a fan.
When somebody, anybody, even you, bobble something and make a crazy grab your first reaction is to throw your hands up and yell. "ANDRE JOHNSON!" Oh, or if it happens and you're wearing your A.J. jersey you jump and turn your back to them so they know exactly what you're talking about.
When you refuse to enter establishments that don't allow Texans jerseys. I mean what kind of fun is a place with no chance of finding a fellow Texan fan.
When you answer the door to Jehovas witnesses and Mormons because you think... hey they might be Texans fans.
When said people call you crazy for your faith in your team. "Hey, I'm not the crazy one here. The Texans are gonna win a... check that.... multiple Superbowls before their imaginary friend comes to pick them up. We Texans' fans aren't pathetic, we've waited only five yrs. They've been waiting over 2000 yrs. I ask you, who's the crazy ones now?"
In any situation that you spot someone with Texans apparel you somehow feel more comfortable. Speaking of which, I think I bumped into Joe Texan the other day at the bank. Man, if I hadn't been in a hurry. Sorry, enough about me.
If one of your requirements for potential girlfriends is that they must be open minded towards the Texans. (Potential GF's, not to be mistaken with booty-calls, one nighters, nutty buddies or whathave you.)
You post a you know your a Texan fan thread to make sure you haven't gone to far over the edge of sanity.
C'mon I know people have things to add to this list.
When somebody, anybody, even you, bobble something and make a crazy grab your first reaction is to throw your hands up and yell. "ANDRE JOHNSON!" Oh, or if it happens and you're wearing your A.J. jersey you jump and turn your back to them so they know exactly what you're talking about.
When you refuse to enter establishments that don't allow Texans jerseys. I mean what kind of fun is a place with no chance of finding a fellow Texan fan.
When you answer the door to Jehovas witnesses and Mormons because you think... hey they might be Texans fans.
When said people call you crazy for your faith in your team. "Hey, I'm not the crazy one here. The Texans are gonna win a... check that.... multiple Superbowls before their imaginary friend comes to pick them up. We Texans' fans aren't pathetic, we've waited only five yrs. They've been waiting over 2000 yrs. I ask you, who's the crazy ones now?"
In any situation that you spot someone with Texans apparel you somehow feel more comfortable. Speaking of which, I think I bumped into Joe Texan the other day at the bank. Man, if I hadn't been in a hurry. Sorry, enough about me.
If one of your requirements for potential girlfriends is that they must be open minded towards the Texans. (Potential GF's, not to be mistaken with booty-calls, one nighters, nutty buddies or whathave you.)
You post a you know your a Texan fan thread to make sure you haven't gone to far over the edge of sanity.
C'mon I know people have things to add to this list.