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cunningham06
04-15-2007, 10:04 PM
Ethan Albright wrote a letter to John Madden since he is the lowest rated player in the entire game. It is hilarious, and even if you're lazy, give it a read.

http://urbangrounds.com/2006/10/17/ethan-albright/

art vandelay
04-15-2007, 10:05 PM
Olddddddddd

elway777
04-15-2007, 10:06 PM
This is the 3rd thread i've seen on here with this story.

I still laugh everytime I read it too.

Jimmy
04-15-2007, 10:06 PM
old but good. still seems to come up eery month

art vandelay
04-15-2007, 10:07 PM
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.

That's the best part to me.

adschofield
04-15-2007, 10:09 PM
LMAO!!!!!!

Chucky
04-15-2007, 10:12 PM
so old....

iowatreat54
04-15-2007, 10:16 PM
F me sideways with a lunchbox!!!

cunningham06
04-15-2007, 10:20 PM
My mistake if there were threads on this already, I've been out of town.

Regardless the part about his coverage ability kills me every time.

Nightmares Win 6-0
04-15-2007, 10:20 PM
lawl......

ironman4579
04-15-2007, 10:27 PM
Even if it's old, it makes me laugh. And the chick on the right hand side is hot. My favorite part:

"According to your game, I am a ********, uncoordinated, *****-ass ******* that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage."

Big Mike
04-15-2007, 10:29 PM
I saw this soooo long ago

ironman4579
04-15-2007, 10:32 PM
I saw his soooo long ago

Oh my god, you saw his what?

Big Mike
04-15-2007, 10:33 PM
Oh my god, you saw his what?

TYPO!!!!!!!! I saw this**** sooooo long ago.

ironman4579
04-15-2007, 10:37 PM
TYPO!!!!!!!! I saw this**** sooooo long ago.

Haha, typo's suck, I know. And another benfit of the quote button comes into play.

GB12
04-15-2007, 10:47 PM
My mistake if there were threads on this already, I've been out of town.

Regardless the part about his coverage ability kills me every time.

It's months old.

Being a Packer fan I do like this part. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game.

And as a side note he is a super ginger.

ncst8fan83
04-15-2007, 10:48 PM
this was originally on thephatphree.com (http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/thephatphree.com)

http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2

255979119
04-15-2007, 10:49 PM
Actually, this past summer on the 2ksports forums he was complaining about this in the football section. I did not believe it was him at first and I still did not untill I read this now.


I guess I talked to Albright....big ***** deal.

RaiderNation
04-15-2007, 10:53 PM
old but still funny

Caddy
04-15-2007, 10:54 PM
Did you just post this because I referred to it in a thread a few hours ago?

ironman4579
04-15-2007, 10:56 PM
I just thought of something,

"According to your game, I am a ********, uncoordinated, *****-ass ******* that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage."

Shouldn't that be Ahmed Carroll's line?

DChess
04-15-2007, 11:01 PM
its good but its really really old

sry to be a dick

mfkrush
04-15-2007, 11:20 PM
Ethan Albright wrote a letter to John Madden since he is the lowest rated player in the entire game. It is hilarious, and even if you're lazy, give it a read.

http://urbangrounds.com/2006/10/17/ethan-albright/

A couple months late & a dollar short. Perra.

neko4
04-15-2007, 11:27 PM
Hillarious...

JC the Savior
04-15-2007, 11:46 PM
That's so funny.

Ward
04-15-2007, 11:53 PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Old-macro.jpg

sdpads24
04-15-2007, 11:58 PM
Is this real?

Ward
04-15-2007, 11:59 PM
Is this real?

You got a neg rep for that.

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-16-2007, 12:00 AM
he is right about Ahmed Carroll though.

neko4
04-16-2007, 12:00 AM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Old-macro.jpg

who cares? Funny is funny! Oh and those too old guys are funny too

ALbright should be lucky he's in Madden, so many people arent. Also they should add a snapping ability and a holding ability for players like him

sdpads24
04-16-2007, 12:02 AM
Not that I care, I was just kidding

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-16-2007, 12:06 AM
who cares? Funny is funny! Oh and those too old guys are funny too

ALbright should be lucky he's in Madden, so many people arent. Also they should add a snapping ability and a holding ability for players like him
I would give Romo a 10 for holding.

neko4
04-16-2007, 12:09 AM
I would give Romo a 10 for holding.

yeah but we could give albright a 99 in snapping :)

sdpads24
04-16-2007, 12:10 AM
yeah but we could give albright a 99 in snapping :)

is that a category?

neko4
04-16-2007, 12:11 AM
is that a category?

no but i was suggesting making it one

steelersfan43
04-16-2007, 12:12 AM
Hahaha, funny stuff. Thanks for posting, i havent seen it before.

SeanTaylorRIP
04-16-2007, 10:06 AM
I can't believe someone is posting this again, funny the first 3 times but the 20th not so much. I know he set an NFL with most consecutive season signing 1 year contracts with the same team, it was like 5 straight years or something that he signed a 1 year deal with the skins, finally this year we signed him longterm, he is the best longsnapper in the NFL and a funny guy.

bsaza2358
04-16-2007, 10:25 AM
I hadn't seen this yet, and it made my day. Bravo!

The Unseen
04-16-2007, 10:27 AM
I can't believe someone is posting this again, funny the first 3 times but the 20th not so much. I know he set an NFL with most consecutive season signing 1 year contracts with the same team, it was like 5 straight years or something that he signed a 1 year deal with the skins, finally this year we signed him longterm, he is the best longsnapper in the NFL and a funny guy.

That's coincidencial, because Jags' longsnapper Joe Zelenka is a pretty funny guy too. He's like a fan favorite. I guess as a longsnapper you have more perspective on things.

neko4
04-16-2007, 10:41 AM
I can't believe someone is posting this again, funny the first 3 times but the 20th not so much. I know he set an NFL with most consecutive season signing 1 year contracts with the same team, it was like 5 straight years or something that he signed a 1 year deal with the skins, finally this year we signed him longterm, he is the best longsnapper in the NFL and a funny guy.

Actually Rob Davis is a better LS since he has a 60

Nitschke-Hawk
04-16-2007, 11:35 AM
Wow that's hilarious. When you think you're taking it too seriously, think of this and remember it's just a game fellas.

Xiomera
04-16-2007, 12:57 PM
That's pretty funny.

Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language.

A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions.

Acreboy
04-16-2007, 01:03 PM
it's old but so effing funny.

Go_Eagles77
04-16-2007, 02:34 PM
Hahaha that's great.

MP123
04-16-2007, 05:17 PM
Hilarious.

Boston
04-16-2007, 05:32 PM
I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ******* zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ******* face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002.

Ha..

LitoSheppard
04-16-2007, 05:33 PM
1.This is a few years old now
2.It's fake By the Way

princefielder28
04-16-2007, 05:33 PM
I saw that earlier this year; it's funny

Freddy G
04-16-2007, 06:20 PM
Never read it, but that was great.

Seriously the funniest thing i read in quite some time.

asmitty45
04-16-2007, 07:04 PM
hahhahaha that was awesome, im gonna sign him when i play tonite. Is this real though? this guys probably like 35 years old and he calling john madden a P.A.B?

The Unseen
04-16-2007, 07:21 PM
hahhahaha that was awesome, im gonna sign him when i play tonite. Is this real though? this guys probably like 35 years old and he calling john madden a P.A.B?

Originally Posted by sdpads24
Is this real?

You got a neg rep for that.

Perspective is good.