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ThankUMarvin05
03-03-2005, 10:16 PM
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I saw everyone else posting dumb topics and this was the first thing to pop into my head. :lol: I know, I have issues...but I was laughing my @$$ off while I was typing this post. :P

toonsterwu
03-03-2005, 10:17 PM
err I posted yes, but I'm in b/w. certain places i could care less, certain places i do. cleanliness is all that matters.

Ward
03-03-2005, 10:17 PM
I dare someone to look up how many people get STDs from public restrooms. I voted yes, obviously.

KBear
03-03-2005, 10:18 PM
I would not say I refuse too, but I would prefer not too if I dont have too. But its mostly of what type of place I'm at.

Charger Fanatic
03-03-2005, 10:19 PM
Wow "Off-Topic" is realley getting OFF TOPIC!

Ward
03-03-2005, 10:20 PM
No way, I'd crap outside in the woods before I crapped on a public restroom.

ThankUMarvin05
03-03-2005, 10:22 PM
No way, I'd crap outside in the woods before I crapped on a public restroom.

I'm such an immature dork...I'm still sitting here cracking up :lol: at the very idea of this topic...and that people are actually responding to it.

JJJ888
03-03-2005, 10:31 PM
I'm the first one to say that I let it fly anywhere. I guess I kinda have to.
When you live in a prep school dorm the bathrooms actually at the school are nicer than the ones in your dorm. Especially when your room is 7' by 11', and your dorm was built in the '50s and hasn't been renovated since.

Creek
03-03-2005, 11:05 PM
i'll poop pretty much anywhere. Public restroom, old folks home, a persons ceral. Doesnt matter to me

JJJ888
03-03-2005, 11:13 PM
real nice.

Ward
03-03-2005, 11:14 PM
Creek is one of our "special" members.

Creek
03-03-2005, 11:17 PM
I've got mail!!! :P

4U2NV
03-03-2005, 11:22 PM
I hate going anywhere else where I'm within ear shot of other people. It bothers me when I'm in a public bathroom and somebody opens the door, I can't do it. I avoid public bathrooms like the plague, if I'm able to hold it until I get home, I'm holding it!

scar988
03-03-2005, 11:31 PM
if there is a door on the stall I will take a 2 in public... but at my school, there are doors missing on the stalls of 4-5 bathrooms...

toonsterwu
03-03-2005, 11:34 PM
the worst are service areas/rest areas.

KBear
03-03-2005, 11:35 PM
I think the worst are the gas stations, rest areas around where I drive are not too bad.

woodsy10@
03-03-2005, 11:36 PM
I would say the worst are airplane bathrooms. I have an interesting anecdote about one that would likely be deleted.

KBear
03-03-2005, 11:41 PM
yeah those are pretty bad, but its not like they are easy to avoid if you really have to go.

TCU
03-04-2005, 12:52 AM
I am like Finch in american pie.

Charger Fanatic
03-04-2005, 09:10 AM
How many of you live near a beach? Those bathrooms are the worst! EVER!

dRaFtDoRk
03-04-2005, 09:11 AM
The Worst place is school. If you take a dump and theirs no TP...which their never is in my school, then your likely to be pickin a wedgie all day or somebodys gonna notice a certian stinch. Plus, this kid one time, left a horse size piece of poopy. The janitor wouldnt clean it so the toilet was jammed w/ POOP all week. Yea it was nasty.

Ward
03-04-2005, 09:14 AM
A friend of mine actually dropped a deuce right on the bathroom floor one day after school. Meaning it was there till the next morning.

Charger Fanatic
03-04-2005, 09:16 AM
this is getting just plain nasty

Ward
03-04-2005, 09:19 AM
this is getting just plain nasty

He was on the football team, and when they found out it was him to play a little joke on him they had someone crap in his backpack.

"Uh Mrs. Webster, I don't have my math homework, it's covered in human waste"

JCool33
03-04-2005, 09:23 AM
these off topic threads get more off topic as time continues...we used to have football off topic threads believe it or not-now we have noodle and crap (can i say that?) threads...

Charger Fanatic
03-04-2005, 09:35 AM
I know disgusting really

wingboy2999
03-04-2005, 01:04 PM
Freedom of Speech representing!

JJJ888
03-04-2005, 02:53 PM
We had a wicked smart girl from like sudan who came to our school on a full scholarship, and had never seen toilets, so she took one in the public showers

toonsterwu
03-04-2005, 02:55 PM
man, i feel bad for her.

Creek
03-04-2005, 03:26 PM
nice to see no matter who are favorite team is, we can all come together for the sake of potty humor.

KBear
03-04-2005, 04:36 PM
We had a wicked smart girl from like sudan who came to our school on a full scholarship, and had never seen toilets, so she took one in the public showers

We get drunk college students who do the same things, my old roomie took one in the middle of a road, it was late and he was really drunk.

toonsterwu
03-04-2005, 06:34 PM
ha thats sorta funny. the poor girl, thats just sad and not funny.

ThankUMarvin05
03-04-2005, 08:25 PM
nice to see no matter who are favorite team is, we can all come together for the sake of potty humor.

Darn right Creek...now, do me a favor and please stay away from my cereal. :x

Creek
03-04-2005, 08:50 PM
nice to see no matter who are favorite team is, we can all come together for the sake of potty humor.

Darn right Creek...now, do me a favor and please stay away from my cereal. :x

You should stay on my good side so you dont suffer the same fate as so many others have. :)

Coco Puffs anyone?

ThankUMarvin05
03-04-2005, 09:15 PM
nice to see no matter who are favorite team is, we can all come together for the sake of potty humor.

Darn right Creek...now, do me a favor and please stay away from my cereal. :x

You should stay on my good side so you dont suffer the same fate as so many others have. :)

Coco Puffs anyone?

You're a sick pup...funny :lol: , but sick.

Creek
03-04-2005, 09:24 PM
ive never seen a fish poop before.

ThankUMarvin05
03-04-2005, 10:11 PM
ive never seen a fish poop before.

It's stringy...and it comes out real slow.

Creek
03-04-2005, 10:15 PM
ive never seen a fish poop before.

It's stringy...and it comes out real slow.

& how exactly would you go about aquiring this knowledge ?

woodsy10@
03-04-2005, 10:16 PM
He probably had a goldfish or similar as a young boy.

ThankUMarvin05
03-04-2005, 10:33 PM
ive never seen a fish poop before.

It's stringy...and it comes out real slow.

& how exactly would you go about aquiring this knowledge ?

Having had been crapped on by Mike Brown for 14 years I've kinda become an expert on sh..

JCool33
03-05-2005, 03:09 PM
poor girl-if i remember high school correctly-which i probably should bein 2 and a half years out only...she will always be remembered as the shower poop girl...

Creek
03-06-2005, 12:19 PM
ive never seen a fish poop before.

It's stringy...and it comes out real slow.

& how exactly would you go about aquiring this knowledge ?

Having had been crapped on by Mike Brown for 14 years I've kinda become an expert on sh..

why did i think of Akili Smith when i read this?

wingboy2999
03-06-2005, 12:39 PM
poor girl-if i remember high school correctly-which i probably should bein 2 and a half years out only...she will always be remembered as the shower poop girl...

Shower poop girl, man. People better come up with something more creative then that.

ThankUMarvin05
03-06-2005, 03:16 PM
ive never seen a fish poop before.

It's stringy...and it comes out real slow.

& how exactly would you go about aquiring this knowledge ?

Having had been crapped on by Mike Brown for 14 years I've kinda become an expert on sh..

why did i think of Akili Smith when i read this?

Probably because a tird could give Akili a run for his money on the Wonderlic...

JJJ888
03-06-2005, 03:38 PM
poor girl-if i remember high school correctly-which i probably should bein 2 and a half years out only...she will always be remembered as the shower poop girl...

Shower poop girl, man. People better come up with something more creative then that.

No. She's remembered as the 13 year old girl in the sophmore class, and the girl who rides her bike everywhere (I mean everywhere.

PackerFan3990
01-16-2006, 12:18 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 12:20 AM
YES!!!

beef
01-16-2006, 12:20 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 12:31 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

Twiddler
01-16-2006, 12:50 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

DHVF
01-16-2006, 12:51 AM
Man, this is old, I remember thinking how random this was.

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 12:52 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

Yeah..I'm new school poster.

Twiddler
01-16-2006, 12:54 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

Yeah..I'm new school poster.

I think I am old school. Maybe, I've been here since April I think so I don't know where that one stands...

DHVF
01-16-2006, 12:55 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

Yeah..I'm new school poster.I'm definitely old school like doctor j

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 12:55 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

Yeah..I'm new school poster.

I think I am old school. Maybe, I've been here since April I think so I don't know where that one stands...

I think u are still new! I've techinically been here since July 15th.

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 12:59 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

Yeah..I'm new school poster.I'm definitely old school like doctor j

Yes u are.

Twiddler
01-16-2006, 01:00 AM
Yeah old school is going back to January and February when all of the big time posters came.

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 01:01 AM
Yeah old school is going back to January and February when all of the big time posters came.

Yeah..people that were actually around here for last years draft.

DHVF
01-16-2006, 01:02 AM
Yeah old school is going back to January and February when all of the big time posters came.I used to be well into the top ten too, but fall came and I wasn't on here much at all.

Keak Thee Sneak
01-16-2006, 01:02 AM
I dare someone to look up how many people get STDs from public restrooms. I voted yes, obviously.


And he's a mod?!

yodapoop
01-16-2006, 01:03 AM
I dare someone to look up how many people get STDs from public restrooms. I voted yes, obviously.


And he's a mod?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW:twiddlethumbs and DHVF:Keak is new school

DHVF
01-16-2006, 01:05 AM
I dare someone to look up how many people get STDs from public restrooms. I voted yes, obviously.


And he's a mod?! :lol: Would you have it any other way?

Lions WMD
01-16-2006, 01:10 AM
I am a non-poop location discriminator. I poo everywhere, as long as I don't have to be around somebody else when I do it.

scoopdawg
01-16-2006, 11:24 AM
i dont poop in the public but if i have to i will :cry:
dont you hate it when poop gets stuck and you have to manually take it out with toliet paper.........ahhh the smell of success :lol:

drowe
01-16-2006, 11:30 AM
i go out of my way to poop at work...i just love the idea of getting paid for it.

MyLostintention
01-16-2006, 11:32 AM
woah!! way too many no votes!

Tobzilla
01-16-2006, 11:42 AM
Sh*t break, they call me...

Creek
01-16-2006, 01:20 PM
Ah, good old SpankMeMarvin69. Good times.

JETS5128
01-16-2006, 01:22 PM
i'll poop pretty much anywhere. Public restroom, old folks home, a persons ceral. Doesnt matter to me

I actually laughed when I saw that

cartmanclone
01-16-2006, 01:26 PM
Our school's Boo Boo dispensers are clean for the most part. Except for some where people write their names in Boo Boo or Miss their target facing opposite teh Boo Booo dispenser.

drowe
01-16-2006, 02:46 PM
i just pooped at work..it was very satisfying.

DHVF
01-16-2006, 02:49 PM
i just pooped at work..it was very satisfying.Good for you.

harrison37
01-16-2006, 02:55 PM
I remember this thread back in the day. Dont remember what i voted though.

Bengalsrz
01-16-2006, 03:00 PM
i dont poop in the public but if i have to i will :cry:
dont you hate it when poop gets stuck and you have to manually take it out with toliet paper.........ahhh the smell of success :lol:

never tried that before, lol, Ill be sure to try that next time I clog :lol:

BTW, I vote YES! How can you stand to poop n a public bathroom!?!??! If I REALLY have to, Ill stand over the toilet, then aim, and you know what happens next...

Vikes99ej
01-16-2006, 03:23 PM
I'd only take a BM at school if I absolutely had to.

Lions WMD
01-16-2006, 03:28 PM
dont you hate it when poop gets stuck and you have to manually take it out with toliet paper.........ahhh the smell of success :lol:

Huh. That never happens to me.

Freak.

Jguarino24
01-16-2006, 04:15 PM
I figured if i do it at work i get paid to $hit

05-23-2006, 01:56 AM
this thread smells bad...

Namy
05-23-2006, 02:01 AM
If I can hold it in, I will. If it cannot wait, then I'll use a public restroom.

The worst place, however, is at camping grounds. The bathrooms there are SOOOO stinky. Also, the worst part is that at night there is no light. So, when you wipe, you kinda hve to measure by texture rather than sight :lol:

Nerv
05-23-2006, 02:02 AM
dont you hate it when poop gets stuck and you have to manually take it out with toliet paper.........ahhh the smell of success :lol:

Huh. That never happens to me.

Freak.

It happens occasionally when you have manly amounts of ass hair like myself.

nobodyinparticular
05-23-2006, 02:15 AM
this thing is o.l.d.

:lol: ...I didn't even notice that.

I did but the only reason that I did was because I saw that ThankyouMarvin (if you were around back in the day you would remember him) and Toon both posted so I figured out that it was old. Speaking of that guy, I wonder when ol' Toon will be back...

Someday soon I would think.

nobodyinparticular
05-23-2006, 02:17 AM
Man, this is old, I remember thinking how random this was.

Is there any question that the draft class from Jan 15-Feb 15 2005 was the best, most productive class in history? We got posting greats like Xio, P-L, DHVF and a couple others as well.

05-23-2006, 02:31 AM
Only if I have diarrhea

05-24-2006, 07:59 AM
Our school's Boo Boo dispensers are clean for the most part. Except for some where people write their names in Boo Boo or Miss their target facing opposite teh Boo Booo dispenser.

I dake a boo boo anywhere I got to, especially maybe at a gas station..or wal mart

JJJ888
05-24-2006, 04:19 PM
Man, this is old, I remember thinking how random this was.

Is there any question that the draft class from Jan 15-Feb 15 2005 was the best, most productive class in history? We got posting greats like Xio, P-L, DHVF and a couple others as well.

Some guy named Trips...

And by the way, I already posted about this. SO GET SOME ORIGINAL IDEAS NIPPLE JIZZER!

05-24-2006, 04:31 PM
I figured if i do it at work i get paid to $hit

Nice logic. I do the same thing and the best part is that you do not have to plunge it if it gets clogged. :oops:

05-24-2006, 04:32 PM
I figured if i do it at work i get paid to $hit

Nice logic. I do the same thing and the best part is that you do not have to plunge it if it gets clogged. :oops:

:lol:

Burned_By_Santana
05-25-2006, 02:02 AM
If I got the shits, I'd be happy to go anywhere but my pants.