View Full Version : Best Mock Draft Ever

04-18-2007, 01:02 PM
Rk. Team Player, Pos. School (if applicable) Movie Actor Comment

1. Raiders-Joe Kane, QB Eastern State The Program Craig Sheffer Shakes drinking problem to become first overall pick in NFL Draft.

2. Lions-Johnny Utah, QB Ohio State Point Break Keanu Reeves Despite knee injury at OSU, Utah's promise makes him a logical pick for Lions.

3. Browns-Johnny Walker, QBState Johnny B. Good Anthony Michael Hall Any other year, Walker may go No. 1, but this draft class is loaded at quarterback.

4. Buccaneers-Jimmy Sanderson, WR N/A Any Given Sunday Bill Bellamy The fleet Sanderson is this draft's most talented receiver, and is also lucky with the ladies.

5. Cardinals-Rod Tidwell, WR Arizona State Jerry Maguire Cuba Gooding Jr.Sure, the Cardinals are loaded at receiver, but why not add another talented pass catcher to the mix?

6. Redskins-Manumana, C Texas State Necessary Roughness Peter Navy Tuiasosopo Massive Manumana to help reincarnate the ol' Hogs in D.C.

7. Vikings-Charlie Tweeder, WR West Canaan H.S.Varsity Blues Scott Caan What will Tweeder do with all that pro football money? Drink beer, because that's what Tweeder does.

8. Falcons (from Texans)-Andre Krimm, DL Texas State Necessary Roughness Sinbad Teacher-turned-football player now headed to NFL to help solidify Falcons' defense.

9. Dolphins-Frank Cushman, QB N/A Jerry Maguire Jerry O'Connell Went No. 1 overall on Jerry Maguire, but falls to ninth among this talented cast.

10. Texans (from Falcons)-Willie Beamen, QB San Diego StateAny Given Sunday Jamie Foxx Has tendency to get a big head and make bad rap songs, but Texans dig his playmaking ability.


I especially like the Chargers pick.

BTW, How could Daniel Bateman, MLB, The Replacements (Jon Favreau) not get drafted?

04-18-2007, 01:05 PM
these are dumb...not funny really

04-18-2007, 01:57 PM
Forrest Gump? He has serious character issues, Andy won't pick him.