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TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:00 PM
I'll start.
Would you rather get a paper cut on your urethra hole or on the scrotum?

thule
04-19-2007, 05:02 PM
I'll start.
Would you rather get a paper cut on your urethra hole or on the scrotum?

you are sick.

scrotum tho

Rather burn to death or drown?

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:02 PM
scrotum for sure

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 05:03 PM
scrotum for sure

agree 100%

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:03 PM
You guys really seems sure about that one with the scrotum. Don't you think a little slice across your sack would hurt?

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 05:04 PM
You guys really seems sure about that one with the scrotum. Don't you think a little slice across your sack would hurt?

It would hurt worse to have it right on the tip too

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:04 PM
You guys really seems sure about that one with the scrotum. Don't you think a little slice across your sack would hurt?

dont you think a little slice across your pee-pee hole would hurt

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:04 PM
you are sick.

scrotum tho

Rather burn to death or drown?
Drown. Burning would hurt like hell.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:05 PM
dont you think a little slice across your pee-pee hole would hurt

Of course, but it's a close call. I won't say Cut my scrotum 100% sure.

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 05:06 PM
Drown

Would you rathermake sexy time with Rosie O'Donnel or Whoopi Goldberg?

frogstomp
04-19-2007, 05:06 PM
you are sick.

scrotum tho

Rather burn to death or drown?

Drown. A lot more peaceful, and a lot less pain.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:06 PM
Rather die or listen to Jets Future rap?

BTW....burn

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 05:07 PM
Yeah it would hurt across the sack, but not as much as it wuold on the tip of your *****.

thule
04-19-2007, 05:07 PM
Drown

Would you rathermake sexy time with Rosie O'Donnel or Whoopi Goldberg?

Rosie...Whoopi has a fish egg taco look to her.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:08 PM
Drown

Would you rathermake sexy time with Rosie O'Donnel or Whoopi Goldberg?

I don't think I would touch either one of those coin purses. But i'll go with Rosie. That fupa and slicked back hair really does it for me.

Would you rather have "relations" with your grandma or grandpa? I've had this one asked to me and I have come to the conslusion that it is unanswearable.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:10 PM
I don't think I would touch either one of those coin purses. But i'll go with Rosie. That fupa and slicked back hair really does it for me.

Would you rather have "relations" with your grandma or grandpa? I've had this one asked to me and I have come to the conslusion that it is unanswearable.

grandma -- no brainer

cuz if you do grandpa your *** and a grandpa-****** which is worse than bein just a grandma-****** IMO

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:10 PM
grandma -- no brainer

So your saying you would do your grandma? I can't bring myself to answear that one.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:11 PM
So your saying you would do your grandma? I can't bring myself to answear that one.

see my explanation

Philliez01
04-19-2007, 05:11 PM
dont you think a little slice across your pee-pee hole would hurt

Definitely, though if you made the hole wider; going to the bathroom would be much more interesting; thicker stream.

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 05:11 PM
lol, thats a trick question..
Would you rather get bitten in the crotch by a dog or have both of your thumbs removed.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:12 PM
Definitely, though if you made the hole wider; going to the bathroom would be much more interesting; thicker stream.

it would be quite uncontrolable though

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:12 PM
grandma -- no brainer

cuz if you do grandpa your *** and a grandpa-****** which is worse than bein just a grandma-****** IMO

Think of what your grandma would be thinking if she heard that.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:13 PM
Think of what your grandma would be thinking if she heard that.

all my grandparents are dead

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:14 PM
all my grandparents are dead
So she's sitting up there in heaven all nimbly bimbly reading what you just typed.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:14 PM
So she's sitting up there in heaven all nimbly bimbly reading what you just typed.

i hate you...dont bring her and god into this

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:17 PM
I'll start.
Would you rather get a paper cut on your urethra hole or on the scrotum?

I woul drather shoot my self. But I will pick scrotum.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:19 PM
i hate you...dont bring her and god into this

Your the one who brought her into it.. not I.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:20 PM
Your the one who brought her into it.. not I.

you asked the question........lets drop it

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 05:21 PM
lets not get the thread locked.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:21 PM
you asked the question........lets drop it

Sounds good... Who's next?

jets future
04-19-2007, 05:21 PM
well no one cant respond to your question because every one loves my rap
lol

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 05:22 PM
Would you rather have a dog bite your crotch or have both of your thumbs removed?

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:22 PM
well no one cant respond to your question because every one loves my rap

this is going in the sig

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 05:24 PM
Would you rather have a dog bite your crotch or have both of your thumbs removed?

As long as my junk recovered I'd go with the bite

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:25 PM
Would you rather have a dog bite your crotch or have both of your thumbs removed?

Dog bite, What good is my junk if i have no thumbs?

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:28 PM
Would you rather draft Reggie Ball or a kicker with the #1 overall pick?

thule
04-19-2007, 05:29 PM
Would you rather draft Reggie Ball or a kicker with the #1 overall pick?

Kicker atleast Mason Crosby could contribute at a high level.

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:31 PM
Kicker atleast Mason Crosby could contribute at a high level.

Exactly. No doubt a kicker.

Would you rather be an NFL Coach or NFL Player?

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 05:31 PM
Definately a kicker, at least he would get you some points.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:31 PM
Alright guys, let's get this back on topic.This thread is supposed to be perverted or disgusting.

Boston
04-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Alright guys, let's get this back on topic.This thread is supposed to be perverted or disgusting.

Would you rather urinate a marble, or release a softball from you're bowels?

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 05:37 PM
Would you rather have sex with a 65 years old woman or a 30 year old woman that has 5 STDs and it's unprotected sex?

Go_Eagles77
04-19-2007, 05:37 PM
Would you rather have sex with any woman of your choice or have your favorite team win the Superbowl?

thule
04-19-2007, 05:37 PM
Exactly. No doubt a kicker.

Would you rather be an NFL Coach or NFL Player?

player...more money and more fame.

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 05:37 PM
Would you rather urinate a marble, or release a softball from you're bowels?

Softball...

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 05:38 PM
Would you rather have sex with any woman of your choice or have your favorite team win the Superbowl?

easy, number 1

M.O.T.H.
04-19-2007, 05:38 PM
Softball...

That certiantly is disgusting but, i tend to agree. ha.

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:38 PM
Would you rather urinate a marble, or release a softball from you're bowels?

Easily the softball. The urethera is toooooo ...( i dont even know the word.)

Go_Eagles77
04-19-2007, 05:38 PM
Would you rather urinate a marble, or release a softball from you're bowels?

The 2nd one.

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:39 PM
Would you rather have sex with a 65 years old woman or a 30 year old woman that has 5 STDs and it's unprotected sex?

Easily 65 year old. But it depends how old I am at the same time. If Im old and have seen the world, I would take the 30 year old.

M.O.T.H.
04-19-2007, 05:40 PM
I pray i never have to pass a kidney stone.

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:41 PM
Would you rather eat a baseball glove or give a *** man a blowjob????

Go_Eagles77
04-19-2007, 05:42 PM
Would you rather eat a baseball glove or give a *** man a blowjob????

That's kind of weird but I'd take my time and eat the glove I guess. lol.

Boston
04-19-2007, 05:43 PM
Would you rather eat a baseball glove or give a *** man a blowjob????

Baseball glove. Doesn't the *** part go without saying?

TPFKA#1SaintsFan
04-19-2007, 05:43 PM
If Im old and have seen the world, I would take the 30 year old.

If by seen the world you mean "seen the 65 year old woman naked" then yes, you would definitely take the 30 year old.

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:45 PM
Baseball glove. Doesn't the *** part go without saying?

Yes it does, but you would be surprised at some answers...


Would you rather walk down the street bucknaked or be bitten by a dog between the thighs????

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:47 PM
Would you rather do Jeter or A-Rod?

Boston
04-19-2007, 05:47 PM
Would you rather be hot or cold.

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:48 PM
Would you rather be hot or cold.

Thats a good one, what degrees are we talking about. Most likely hot though...

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:48 PM
Would you rather be hot or cold.

thats the toughest one so far

Go_Eagles77
04-19-2007, 05:48 PM
Would you rather walk a mile naked in 0 degree weather or a mile in 100 degree weather all bundled up in winter clothes?

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:49 PM
Would you rather have sex with a 65 years old woman or a 30 year old woman that has 5 STDs and it's unprotected sex?

What kind of STDs are we talking about? The clap or somthing? Maybe a little crabs?

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:49 PM
What kind of STDs are we talking about? The clap or somthing? Maybe a little crabs?

does it make a difference

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:50 PM
Would you rather walk a mile naked in 0 degree weather or a mile in 100 degree weather all bundled up in winter clothes?

EEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASILY the 1st one. If its 100Celcius you would melt yourself. But if its farenheit I'd pick the second one.

Go_Eagles77
04-19-2007, 05:50 PM
does it make a difference

You can get rid of crabs.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:51 PM
Would you rather walk a mile naked in 0 degree weather or a mile in 100 degree weather all bundled up in winter clothes?

bundled up, I don't like icicles hanging from my junk.

frogstomp
04-19-2007, 05:51 PM
Would you rather have sex with a 65 years old woman or a 30 year old woman that has 5 STDs and it's unprotected sex?


How hot is the 30 year old? There are some women that are 65 who look better than some 30 year olds...

Go_Eagles77
04-19-2007, 05:51 PM
EEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASILY the 1st one. If its 100Celcius you would melt yourself. But if its farenheit I'd pick the second one.

Farenheit.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 05:52 PM
You can get rid of crabs.

Exacly, and you can't get rid of the image of those saggy boobies flopping around like a couple peices of warm taffy in your face.

gbpackers0065
04-19-2007, 05:52 PM
fine titletown the STDs are

1 HPV
2 HIV
3 Herpes
4 Crabs
5 Ghonerhia

Big Mike
04-19-2007, 05:53 PM
Farenheit.

Okay then easily #2.

Boston
04-19-2007, 05:59 PM
Thats a good one, what degrees are we talking about. Most likely hot though...

20 and 120 F. For me, this is the easiest question so far.

draftguru151
04-19-2007, 06:01 PM
I've practiced in 100 before, definitely that all wrapped up.

And for the 65/30 one, the 65 thing would be done with once your done, the 30 year old would be there forever.

jets future
04-19-2007, 06:02 PM
well 20 degrees isnt really cold for me.
so i d rather be in 20 degreees. well its cold thought. but i dont like it too hot

princefielder28
04-19-2007, 06:02 PM
Would you rather walk a mile naked in 0 degree weather or a mile in 100 degree weather all bundled up in winter clothes?

warm weather one

M.O.T.H.
04-19-2007, 06:03 PM
warm weather one

I agree and those on the heafty side might even lose a few.

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 06:29 PM
Def. the 60 year old from the bowflex commercial.

TitleTown088
04-19-2007, 07:04 PM
Def. the 60 year old from the bowflex commercial.

I thought she was only 50 ? Either way I'd slam it to the bowflex grandma so hard her ovaries would start wokring agian.

familyguy555
04-19-2007, 07:20 PM
would you rather have to survive in a freezing cold ocean or on a completly barren desert

Notredameleo
04-19-2007, 07:23 PM
Desert, at least i wouldn't be tired because i had to swim all the time.

VoteLynnSwan
04-19-2007, 07:29 PM
you would last only about 8 min in waters below 40 degrees... i'll take my chancees with the desert, much more options for survival, assuming you're completely stranded in either.