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LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 06:14 PM
1.Raiders-Reggie Ball QB/WR GT
A gun of a arm for a Quarterback, and can play both positions, can Calvin Johnson and Jamarcus Russell do that??
2.Lions-Jeff Samarjizz??
Matty doesn't care if he doesn't know how to spell his name, he's a WR, and he's white so he can't be a Mike Williams clone. John Elway was a HOF QB, and was drafted by a baseball team.
3.Browns-Zach Miller
They want the title of highest drafted TE back ever, SOB's 49ers! Kelen Winslow was drafted high, and he turned out alright, Miller drafted even higher must be better.
4.Bucs-Tony Dungy
They figured out Tony Dungy set the team up for the SB, and that's why Gruden won it, they need him back!
5.Cardinals-Jamarcus Russell
They were so exited he fell to them they forgot they drafted Matt Lienart last year, SH*T!
6.Redskins- can't seem to keep a pick, and they like overated overpayed players, so they trade it for Daunte Culpepper!
6-Dolphins-Drew Tate QB IOWA
Theres talk about Trent Green coming in, well this is a slow white guy!
7.Vikings-........
Brad Childress looks like a pedophile so he trades this pick for some kiddy porn
8.Falcons-Justin Medlock K UCLA
While Gary Anderson is the all time scorer he is somewhat old, this freshens the Kicking squad up and gives them some depth.
9.Redskins-trades it to the vikings for the vikings 7th and 5th round picks
Dameit! Joe Gibbs just can't keep a pick, oh well, Childress is still jacking off and the vikings miss their pick AGIAN!
10.Texans-Gaines Adams
..what?
11.49ers-Vernon Davis
Hopfully he wont get hurt this time
12.Bills-miss their pick thinking about the era when they went to 4 straight superbowls
13.Rams-Trent Edwards, They have Fitzpatrick from Harvard, and now Edwards from Stanford, maybe they can have a chess match! oh boy!
14.Panthers-Steve Smith WR USC
They have 2 steve smiths..the defense won't know which one to cover!
15.Steelrs-Bill Cowher
"PLEASE COME BACKKKK!"
16.Packers-Brett Favre
feel bad that he wasn't drafted in the first round so they bring him back
17.Jaguars-Jack Del Rio trades it for some mary-ja-wana
..he looks like a pothead
18.Bengals-Charlie Manson
Lmao..
19.Titans-Tanard Jackson
"Lets get another CB With character issues!" JERUH!
20.Giants-Lawrence Taylor- they released 2 LBS and need him back
21.Broncos-Joe Thomas
The Broncos need more O Line work :rolleyes:
22.Dwayne Bowe- Players like TO and now will get to learn to cry like TO to!
23.Cheifs-Ted Gin Jr
Kicking Daunte Hall out of the Job
24.pats-Puz
They like to have white guys with no athletic ability, thoughs are the kind of guys they make superstars.
25.Jets-jonathon Wade
0 depth and this brings them a top 10 pick worth starter
26.Eagles- Andy Reid ( The Fat F*CK) runs out of breath talking so he didn't announce his pick in time for the 15 minite clock
27.Saints-Adrian Peterson
Need a explosive RB who can make plays in the open feild and just burn people
28.Pats-Eric Weedle
another non athletic white guy. He's a superstar in the dirt to the Pats.
29.Ravens-Rufus Alexander OLB
they lost Adalius Thomas
30.Chargers- Marshawn Lynch
same as saints.
31.Bears-Lance Briggs stole their pick and refuses to give it back unless they trade him imideatly!
Colts-who the F cares, im out of jokes.

Hurricane Ditka
04-23-2007, 06:15 PM
These aren't funny, these are almost never funny. Everyone stop making them.

WMD
04-23-2007, 06:17 PM
I read it... what now?

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 06:17 PM
These aren't funny, these are almost never funny. Everyone stop making them.

:eek:
NOOOOOOOOOOO! IM NOT FUNY!?!?!:mad: i thught i was popular!

eaglesalltheway
04-23-2007, 06:21 PM
Not all that funny. I don't know why people waste their time on things like these. Better yet, I don't know why I am wasting my time replying to it.

RaiderNation
04-23-2007, 06:21 PM
re.tarded..................

luckyjackaubrey
04-23-2007, 06:58 PM
great bathroom fodder.... it scared the **** out of me to think I might be driving beside you somewhere !

The Dynasty
04-23-2007, 07:27 PM
i always thought Childress looked like a Mean Clown with out Make up.

The Unseen
04-23-2007, 07:33 PM
I would like two minutes of my life back, por favor

asmitty45
04-23-2007, 07:39 PM
As much as i hate it i am happy Samardzija isnt in the draft because we'd probably consider him for the second round pick

OSUGiants17
04-23-2007, 07:41 PM
Giants pick gave me a little giggle.
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bored of education
04-23-2007, 07:45 PM
borat would say this thread is NOT funny

Dcboys94
04-23-2007, 08:14 PM
dumb 10 characters

TheMikey10
04-23-2007, 08:50 PM
Hilarious!

Bengals1690
04-23-2007, 08:54 PM
i have saw 99% of theses jokes on other fake mocks. be origanal, man.

Travis 24
04-23-2007, 09:14 PM
Are you racist?...You've mentioned non athletic white guy atleast 3 times...useless piece of ****.

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 09:20 PM
i have saw 99% of theses jokes on other fake mocks. be origanal, man.

99%??! I Used one thing i saw ands that's the Russell Cardinals..im not stealing anything purposly, and to the guy who said i said unathletic white guys, Puz is unathletic, and IMO Weedle is to, and i was refering to Tom Brady as one of them. Chill

Bengals1690
04-23-2007, 09:25 PM
99%??! I Used one thing i saw ands that's the Russell Cardinals..im not stealing anything purposly, and to the guy who said i said unathletic white guys, Puz is unathletic, and IMO Weedle is to, and i was refering to Tom Brady as one of them. Chill

poz had better combine numbers then timmons check your stats. And I dont belive that

http://www.dltk-kids.com/pokemon/adoptions/weedle.gif

plays football. lol. it was ok man, just be original.

princefielder28
04-23-2007, 09:26 PM
completely useless and a waste of time

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 09:30 PM
poz had better combine numbers then timmons check your stats. And I dont belive that

http://www.dltk-kids.com/pokemon/adoptions/weedle.gif

plays football. lol. it was ok man, just be original.

Pokemon confuse me, the joke is???
Weedle, i got it now..-.- lol

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 09:30 PM
completely useless and a waste of time
Says the grouchy Packer fan..

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 09:32 PM
Either my Bengal pick or Eagle pick was the highlight of the draft.

Bengals1690
04-23-2007, 09:41 PM
Either my Bengal pick or Eagle pick was the highlight of the draft.

ehh the bengal jokes are getting old (hey, i a homer) but the eagles was funny.

DChess
04-23-2007, 09:42 PM
stop this isnt funny, and dont act like a way out is everybody already hates you, thats just stupid people hate u for a reason and this is one of them

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 10:31 PM
^^^^ Sig worthy.

bored of education
04-23-2007, 10:36 PM
u dont need to lol at your own jokes...make it somewhat realistic with paragraphs written up about why you think this certain person would be poicked by the team.

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 10:39 PM
u dont need to lol at your own jokes...make it somewhat realistic with paragraphs written up about why you think this certain person would be poicked by the team.

your mom

lol lol lol lol lol lol
lmao
rofl
lmfao
roflz

DraftMasterG
04-23-2007, 10:40 PM
http://home.satx.rr.com/claneva/madden.jpg

LitoSheppard
04-23-2007, 10:41 PM
http://home.satx.rr.com/claneva/madden.jpg

wow, you sure do like pictures!