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-black
04-23-2007, 10:36 PM
and then printing

man, slaving in front of a computer screen doing a paper, yet procrastinating by going on nfldraftcountdown.com, then having your 10 month old aggrivating you, then getting cursed out by the childs mother is ALL WORTH IT when you get to the end and press that last SAVE and then PRINT. Ahh, hearing the paper load and then print sounds so.....just so beautiful

Just got through finishing a huge research paper on Evolution vs Creationism

I'm so happy! lol

Flyboy
04-23-2007, 10:38 PM
I personally use CTRL + "S". ;)

SuperKevin
04-23-2007, 10:39 PM
3 consecutive no wipers?

iworshipbender
04-23-2007, 10:40 PM
personally i find it very gratifying when the power goes out a couple of paragraph before i finish my paper.

-black
04-23-2007, 10:44 PM
personally i find it very gratifying when the power goes out a couple of paragraph before i finish my paper.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/cry.gif

yourfavestoner
04-23-2007, 10:46 PM
Seriously, I just finished a paper, too, and it feels so ******* good.

PACKmanN
04-23-2007, 10:52 PM
i just finshed a 3 page story and thank god my power didnt go out.

sweetness34
04-23-2007, 10:54 PM
I had to write a 10 page paper last night, that sucked donkey wang.

Xiomera
04-23-2007, 10:57 PM
I typed up 8 pages, single spaced in response to a set of ten questions for my Philosophy class' final paper this weekend.

Fun

Flyboy
04-23-2007, 11:20 PM
I typed up 8 pages, single spaced in response to a set of ten questions for my Philosophy class' final paper this weekend.

Fun

I have a 6 page paper due on Monday in my U.S. History class that's a book report for a book that I haven't even read yet. That's going to be fun.

steelersfan43
04-23-2007, 11:25 PM
Nothing would feel better to me rigt now then being done with my paper, that ive procrastinated doing till 2 weeks after the due date. Meh, Ill still get 100 on it though.

DChess
04-23-2007, 11:30 PM
i have been putting this paper off for so long i gotta do it still but when i finish im going to be so relived, its a feeling you cant explain

M.O.T.H.
04-23-2007, 11:31 PM
I always procrastinated when it came to school... always got good grades though. Like last year when I had 4 months to write my senior research paper...wasted all but one day of that time, naturally...had to pull an all nighter...9 pages of crap...got a 96 on it... nice.

Nightmares Win 6-0
04-23-2007, 11:46 PM
unprotected sex > finishing a paper

SuperKevin
04-23-2007, 11:48 PM
unprotected sex > finishing a paper

It's true. Gonorrhea kicks ass

Nightmares Win 6-0
04-23-2007, 11:49 PM
It's true. Gonorrhea kicks ass

please allow me to revise:

unprotected sex with a girl who you know is clean > finishing a paper

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 01:15 AM
please allow me to revise:

unprotected sex with a girl who you know is clean > finishing a paper

The ensuing pregnancy will be icing on the cake!

-black
04-24-2007, 05:14 AM
unprotected sex > finishing a paper

and then printing

man, slaving in front of a computer screen doing a paper, yet procrastinating by going on nfldraftcountdown.com, then having your 10 month old aggrivating you, then getting cursed out by the childs mother is ALL WORTH IT when you get to the end and press that last SAVE and then PRINT. Ahh, hearing the paper load and then print sounds so.....just so beautiful

Just got through finishing a huge research paper on Evolution vs Creationism

I'm so happy! lol

i'm 18 with a daughter.....not much fun

Nightmares Win 6-0
04-24-2007, 08:03 AM
The ensuing pregnancy will be icing on the cake!

my girl's on the pill...

i'm not worried one bit...

TitleTown088
04-24-2007, 10:45 AM
Yeah, a BJ.

-black
04-24-2007, 11:40 AM
BJ's are overated

dabears10
04-24-2007, 11:43 AM
BJ's are overated

Sir, I will have to disagree with you. Surely, I must say that in my mind BJ's could never be overrated.

-black
04-24-2007, 11:48 AM
ehh, its very erotic, and a turn on. But I consider it another part of 4play, personally I can NEVER quite um...how can I put it, I can never "make it rain" from a BJ (not enough friction). Thats why I say its overated

but thats to me, doesnt have to be that way for every1 else

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 12:19 PM
my girl's on the pill...

i'm not worried one bit...

And why should you be worried, the pill is always 100% effective...... :rolleyes:

-black
04-24-2007, 12:23 PM
I dont say the Pill isnt 100% effective. Its just the woman isnt always 100% reliable lol (from my experience at least)

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 12:24 PM
I dont say the Pill isnt 100% effective. Its just the woman isnt always 100% reliable lol (from my experience at least)

Many medications, prescription or over the counter, can interfere with the pill thus negating its effects along with forgetting to take it.

-black
04-24-2007, 12:29 PM
Many medications, prescription or over the counter, can interfere with the pill thus negating its effects along with forgetting to take it.

tell me about it :(

Flyboy
04-24-2007, 12:30 PM
Sir, I will have to disagree with you. Surely, I must say that in my mind BJ's could never be overrated.

Unless the girl has no f'n idea of what she's doing.

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 12:34 PM
Unless the girl has no f'n idea of what she's doing.

Or she has braces.......

Flyboy
04-24-2007, 12:48 PM
Or she has braces.......

Ehh... that one isn't so much of an issue.

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 12:54 PM
Ehh... that one isn't so much of an issue.

Obviously you've never been nicked by a girl with braces..........

TitleTown088
04-24-2007, 01:37 PM
BJ's are overated
A BJ overated? What are you getting blowjobs from a greatwhite shark? Blowjob are pretty pretty pretty good.http://www.biography.com/images/database_images/david_larry.jpg

snuff
04-24-2007, 01:48 PM
I hear abortion is works like 99% of the time.

-black
04-24-2007, 01:49 PM
yeah they are pretty good, but they are not "OMG the best feeling in the world". If it were a prospect, it would be a 1st round pick, not a top 5. To me, projecting it in the top 5 when its more so just a solid 1st round feeling makes it overated.

I still love it though, I just need more friction for me to.......yeah

P-L
04-24-2007, 01:50 PM
I hear abortion is works like 99% of the time.

Yeah, if you have the $400-$1000 to throw away for one.

Addict
04-24-2007, 01:53 PM
It's true. Gonorrhea kicks ass

pffff Gonorrhea has nothing on Syfilis.

snuff
04-24-2007, 02:14 PM
Yeah, if you have the $400-$1000 to throw away for one.Cheaper than raising a kid.

Flyboy
04-24-2007, 03:13 PM
Obviously you've never been nicked by a girl with braces..........

No, I haven't but that problem can be avoided. Again, if the girl knows what she is doing.

drowe
04-24-2007, 03:19 PM
Yeah, if you have the $400-$1000 to throw away for one.

and, if ya don't, a wire coat hanger and a bottle of gin works pretty damn good too.

raidersfan86
04-24-2007, 03:21 PM
1 ply toilet paper

Philliez01
04-24-2007, 03:51 PM
I spent a good deal of time on this, posted it in the 2007 NFL Draft Forum though if you guys want to see it. Thanks to thule for hosting it!

http://gra.midco.net/airplaneparts/Draft_Spreadsheet.xls

Boston
04-24-2007, 03:57 PM
Obviously you've never been nicked by a girl with braces..........

Do you go for the middle schoolers?

-black
04-24-2007, 07:19 PM
I spent a good deal of time on this, posted it in the 2007 NFL Draft Forum though if you guys want to see it. Thanks to thule for hosting it!

http://gra.midco.net/airplaneparts/Draft_Spreadsheet.xls

um....thanks?

PACKmanN
04-24-2007, 07:27 PM
how did pressing the save buttom go to s_x(fill in the blank) Black your one crazy guy.

-black
04-24-2007, 07:33 PM
I have no idea...........

VoteLynnSwan
04-24-2007, 07:35 PM
how did pressing the save buttom go to s_x(fill in the blank) Black your one crazy guy.

sox

(10.00jij010)

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 07:44 PM
Do you go for the middle schoolers?

No just recalling a bad memory from high school......

cunningham06
04-24-2007, 07:45 PM
Do you go for the middle schoolers?

Plucks em off the playground.

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 07:48 PM
Plucks em off the playground.

Yes the jungle gym always seems to produce the young and perky ones.......

Nightmares Win 6-0
04-24-2007, 07:50 PM
how did pressing the save buttom go to s_x(fill in the blank) Black your one crazy guy.

my bad, doggy...

gbpackers0065
04-24-2007, 07:51 PM
i could think of about 2 things better than finishing a paper

snuff
04-24-2007, 07:59 PM
i could think of about 2 things better than finishing a paperPenguins with hats and Hitler?

-black
04-24-2007, 08:00 PM
Yes the jungle gym always seems to produce the young and perky ones.......

SMH @ u and little girls


http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/rain-1.gif

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 08:01 PM
Penguins with hats and Hitler?

Hitler should be listed before the Penguins with hats, he deserves that much....

gbpackers0065
04-24-2007, 08:02 PM
Penguins with hats and Hitler?

No Silly, Vaginas and Hitler

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 08:06 PM
No Silly, Vaginas and Hitler

Once again Hitler needs to be listed first!

Boston
04-24-2007, 08:11 PM
Yes the jungle gym always seems to produce the young and perky ones.......

I suppose you can see it all when there hanging upside down...

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 08:12 PM
I suppose you can see it all when there hanging upside down...

Exactly, you gotta check out the merchandise before you kidnap it. :D

-black
04-24-2007, 08:16 PM
Exactly, you gotta check out the merchandise before you kidnap it. :D

http://www.icmtalent.com/lect/images/hansen_chris_2005_sm.jpg

"Have a seat with me"

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 08:17 PM
http://www.icmtalent.com/lect/images/hansen_chris_2005_sm.jpg

"Have a seat with me"

I'm ready for my close up.......... :D

neko4
04-24-2007, 08:27 PM
and then printing

man, slaving in front of a computer screen doing a paper, yet procrastinating by going on nfldraftcountdown.com, then having your 10 month old aggrivating you, then getting cursed out by the childs mother is ALL WORTH IT when you get to the end and press that last SAVE and then PRINT. Ahh, hearing the paper load and then print sounds so.....just so beautiful

Just got through finishing a huge research paper on Evolution vs Creationism

I'm so happy! lol

love how you said that

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 08:28 PM
love how you said that

Its the hallmark of a loving relationship no doubt.

ricky bobby
04-24-2007, 08:35 PM
I wrote a five page research paper today about the lifestyle during the middle ages. That was very relieving. Took me about two hours.

-black
04-24-2007, 08:35 PM
I dont like saying "baby momma" anymore. makes me sound so, well ghetto and ignorant

BigDawg819
04-24-2007, 08:36 PM
I dont like saying "baby momma" anymore. makes me sound so, well ghetto and ignorant

I would have went with urban myself.......

-black
04-24-2007, 08:42 PM
well I am Urban. But im an educated brotha :)

Man_Of_Steel
04-25-2007, 11:15 AM
and then printing

man, slaving in front of a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="computer%20screen" onmouseover="window.status='computer screen'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">computer screen</a> doing a paper, yet procrastinating by going on nfldraftcountdown.com, then having your 10 month old aggrivating you, then getting cursed out by the childs mother is ALL WORTH IT when you get to the end and press that last SAVE and then PRINT. Ahh, hearing the paper load and then print sounds so.....just so beautiful

Just got through finishing a huge research paper on Evolution vs Creationism

I'm so happy! lol


There alot of things better, pressing print isnt even fun. You need a role model.

BigDawg819
04-25-2007, 11:16 AM
There alot of things better, pressing print isnt even fun. You need a role model.

And you sir need to light the **** up!

M1Koter
04-25-2007, 11:42 AM
As a car guy i love starting a project up as it's all done. That feels so great. The feeling of acomplishment is so great.

-black
04-25-2007, 01:33 PM
I was just assigned a final paper for a different class


my high lasted all but a few days smh

BigDawg819
04-25-2007, 01:39 PM
I was just assigned a final paper for a different class


my high lasted all but a few days smh

If it helps I'm working on a 10 page paper due tomorrow that I only have half a page so far?

bored of education
04-25-2007, 01:42 PM
I wrote a senior paper in college on Intelligent Design. Knocking it, contrasting and comparing it. The subliminal messages it is trying to send etc. Hope you pass

PalmerToCJ
04-25-2007, 02:20 PM
I swear the past week I've had one 5 page paper due on a book I didn't read, 2 2 page papers on seminars I didn't go to (getting ready to do those), 1 on an article I did for psychology that was 2 pages and a 2 page paper for statistics (go figure).

That's why it's really really hard to wish the draft to come given it falls right before finals week in my case.