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yodabear
09-03-2006, 12:02 AM
He is obviously in the force!

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y o d a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And Ive never ever been a jedi before
But obi wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force

Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like Im gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I wont forget what yoda said

He said, luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

I know darth vaders really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that Ill be coming back some day
Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

familyguy555
09-03-2006, 12:20 AM
ok

cunningham06
09-03-2006, 12:33 AM
WTF does the poll mean? Actually never mind I don't care I voted yes. :D

Windy
09-03-2006, 01:15 AM
this cant exist

yodabear
09-03-2006, 01:16 AM
this cant exist

Why not?

Windy
09-03-2006, 01:17 AM
rule 34-r

yodabear
09-03-2006, 01:18 AM
rule 34-r

Rule 37Z is that Windy rules all, so I guess......

snuff
09-03-2006, 03:15 AM
He wrote a song in all palindromes... pure genius.

09-03-2006, 03:20 AM
i ate at mcdonalds with al yankovic one time, this is before he was weird...

he stuck me as the kinda guy that would have a thing for little boys, but he bought me some mcnuggets, so who am i to criticize?

draftguru151
09-03-2006, 09:02 AM
I <3 Weird Al.

nvot9
09-03-2006, 09:09 AM
We've been spending most our lives, living in an Amish Paradise...
I churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise...

ShutDwn
09-03-2006, 10:18 AM
Weird Al is a genius.

bigthonky7
09-03-2006, 10:48 AM
i used to listen to him but i dont to much anymore.

P-L
09-03-2006, 11:27 AM
i ate at mcdonalds with al yankovic one time, this is before he was weird...

he stuck me as the kinda guy that would have a thing for little boys, but he bought me some mcnuggets, so who am i to criticize?

I've missed you PYRO.