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Ciao Bella
04-26-2007, 07:34 PM
why? why do they cheat? why do they lie?

girls are fricking anoying

sdpads24
04-26-2007, 07:35 PM
maybe you should re-think your sexuality

Thunder&Lightning
04-26-2007, 07:36 PM
tell me about it went to the draft last year but cant go this year cuz i gotta go to my girlfriends prom cuz she goes to a diff school

-black
04-26-2007, 07:36 PM
you sound like a female right now

gbpackers0065
04-26-2007, 07:38 PM
its called the mentral cycle

GB12
04-26-2007, 07:40 PM
When I first saw the topic I thought it said "What Are Girl Pains?" They could still have the same answer.

Sportsfan486
04-26-2007, 07:45 PM
tell me about it went to the draft last year but cant go this year cuz i gotta go to my girlfriends prom cuz she goes to a diff school

Wow...

I forget that there are kids on these forums.

Seriously, do.. do you realize you're a guy...?

I mean... do you know?

Maybe you should reach down and check to be sure.

Girls usually cheat when A) it's pretty obvious they aren't the uh.. one-guy sort or B) they're just using a guy for other things and getting satisfaction elsewhere.

With time you'll get a sense about it.

And uh.. don't.. ever whine about girls to other guys, please? If you need to whine it's time to seek out a trusted female friend.. or your mom if you don't mind being *that* guy. (Note... TRUSTED, TRUSTED, TRUSTED. Girls gossip. If you aren't closer than peanut butter and jelly you're going to get made fun of, champ.)

*Edit* AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ... "mentral cycle"... nice...

Ciao Bella
04-26-2007, 07:56 PM
LMAO, you guys are so weird.

it was a joke, wow

-black
04-26-2007, 07:59 PM
why do guys only think about sex

RoyHall#1
04-26-2007, 08:00 PM
why do guys only think about sex

It's impossible not to subconsciously... testosterone?

Ciao Bella
04-26-2007, 08:03 PM
I know, all you guys think about is sex
dude, pervs

snuff
04-26-2007, 08:15 PM
why do guys only think about sex
Not the only thing I think about.

I spend plenty of time analyzing my post count and rep on nfldc.

-black
04-26-2007, 08:16 PM
I know, all you guys think about is sex
dude, pervs

are you a female?

-black
04-26-2007, 08:17 PM
Not the only thing I think about.

I spend plenty of time analyzing my post count and rep on nfldc.

does this describe you on a date?

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/sex.gif

Flyboy
04-26-2007, 08:17 PM
The short answer to this question is:

"Bitches be trippin'."

snuff
04-26-2007, 08:18 PM
are you a female?
No, its obviously a guy from another country in South America.

Jim Jim
04-26-2007, 08:18 PM
Sorry, buddy. Women are fickle creatures. They have something that every man wants and it's easy for them to move on to whatever situation they desire.

I just frequent ladies of the evening. They leave afterwards.

Except when we cuddle.

sweetness34
04-26-2007, 08:39 PM
Girls, can't live with them, can't live without them.

And guys aren't the only ones who think about sex all the time. Girls just don't want to admit that they're as horny as we are.

Xonraider
04-26-2007, 08:42 PM
why do guys only think about sex

Once your sexual dreams and fantasies begin, they never stop.

-black
04-26-2007, 08:43 PM
true true......they assert their horniness in subtle ways

Ward
04-26-2007, 08:49 PM
http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1174329819-414637488_22b2fb9f6d.b.jpg

gbpackers0065
04-26-2007, 08:50 PM
http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1174329819-414637488_22b2fb9f6d.b.jpg

great stuff

JF4
04-26-2007, 08:51 PM
Why is the sky blue?

gbpackers0065
04-26-2007, 08:52 PM
Why is the sky blue?

because you touch yourself at night...

KILLERSANTA
04-26-2007, 08:53 PM
I don't only think about sex! I also think of Jacking-off!!!!!

gbpackers0065
04-26-2007, 08:54 PM
I don't only think about sex! I also think of Jacking-off!!!!!

yes, but dont you think about sex while your jacking-off

KILLERSANTA
04-26-2007, 08:56 PM
yes, but dont you think about sex while your jacking-off


No, I think about the NFL Draft.....Who thinks about sex while jacking-off?

iworshipbender
04-26-2007, 08:58 PM
girls are a pain because they feel their vagina gives them a sense of entitlement and they expect to be treated like royalty, and have you pay and do everything for them.

gbpackers0065
04-26-2007, 08:58 PM
girls are a pain because they feel their vagina gives them a sense of entitlement and they expect to be treated like royalty, and have you pay and do everything for them.

good way to put it

sweetness34
04-26-2007, 09:06 PM
Why is the sky blue?

Because of the light reflecting off the atmosphere I believe. (or maybe it's the earth's surface, can't remember)

gbpackers0065
04-26-2007, 09:09 PM
Because of the light reflecting off the atmosphere I believe. (or maybe it's the earth's surface, can't remember)

its actually light refracting through the atmosphere

ricky bobby
04-26-2007, 09:11 PM
I had two chicks (one ugly, one decent) walk up to me today while I was shooting hoops in the gym at the college. They inquire at to where they can get balls. I was tempted to point to my pants, but instead I direct they to the cage where they can borrow a basketball. They come back and feel it is necessary to share a basketball hoop with me. So they introduce themselves, and I introduce myself. From then on, the ugly chick called me every name but my real name. I think she was plastered or something. One minute my name was Dennis, the next minute it was Steve, or whatever came to her mind. Girls are very strange. The decent looking chick didn't really want to talk to me, so I went and played some tennis instead. Moral of the story - Girls are crazy and have koodies.

cunningham06
04-26-2007, 09:17 PM
Why is the sky blue?

Because God hates you.

-black
04-26-2007, 09:22 PM
I had two chicks (one ugly, one decent) walk up to me today while I was shooting hoops in the gym at the college. They inquire at to where they can get balls. I was tempted to point to my pants, but instead I direct they to the cage where they can borrow a basketball. They come back and feel it is necessary to share a basketball hoop with me. So they introduce themselves, and I introduce myself. From then on, the ugly chick called me every name but my real name. I think she was plastered or something. One minute my name was Dennis, the next minute it was Steve, or whatever came to her mind. Girls are very strange. The decent looking chick didn't really want to talk to me, so I went and played some tennis instead. Moral of the story - Girls are crazy and have coochies.

FIXED!!...........

ricky bobby
04-26-2007, 09:23 PM
somebody needs to bump the hot chick thread.

DraftMasterG
04-26-2007, 10:05 PM
thats why you bang um and leave them

critesy
04-26-2007, 10:32 PM
girls smell like fiiiish

Creek
04-26-2007, 10:33 PM
its called the mentral cycle


Are you sure that's what it's called?

PalmerToCJ
04-26-2007, 10:42 PM
They're fun to talk to in short intervals, touch, look at, make good maids etc.

KCJ58
04-26-2007, 10:42 PM
I don't only think about sex! I also think of Jacking-off!!!!!

Me TOO!!!!

DChess
04-26-2007, 10:45 PM
why do girls always lead me on, and never let me stick in their butt, am i right guys?!?!

drowe
04-27-2007, 09:07 AM
yes, girls are a pain in the ass. 4 words for you:



WAIT 'TIL THEY'RE PREGNANT.

nvot9
04-27-2007, 09:16 AM
I wish women came with an off button.

Acreboy
04-27-2007, 09:25 AM
My girl isn't a pain but homosexuality is always an option as stated before.

why do girls always lead me on, and never let me stick in their butt, am i right guys?!?!Dude, absolutely right.

Moses
04-27-2007, 09:33 AM
Girls are wildcards. Life would be so much more boring without them. You never know what they're going to do and you never understand why they do the things they do.

JCutlery
04-27-2007, 10:34 AM
Wow...

I forget that there are kids on these forums.

Seriously, do.. do you realize you're a guy...?

I mean... do you know?

Maybe you should reach down and check to be sure.

Girls usually cheat when A) it's pretty obvious they aren't the uh.. one-guy sort or B) they're just using a guy for other things and getting satisfaction elsewhere.

With time you'll get a sense about it.

And uh.. don't.. ever whine about girls to other guys, please? If you need to whine it's time to seek out a trusted female friend.. or your mom if you don't mind being *that* guy. (Note... TRUSTED, TRUSTED, TRUSTED. Girls gossip. If you aren't closer than peanut butter and jelly you're going to get made fun of, champ.)

*Edit* AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ... "mentral cycle"... nice...

Great post.

someone447
04-27-2007, 10:43 AM
Sorry, buddy. Women are fickle creatures. They have something that every man wants and it's easy for them to move on to whatever situation they desire.

I just frequent ladies of the evening. They leave afterwards.

Except when we cuddle.

That's because you don't pay for the sex, you pay for them to leave.

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 10:51 AM
yes, girls are a pain in the ass. 4 words for you:



WAIT 'TIL THEY'RE PREGNANT.
how's that coming by the way??

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 10:53 AM
its actually light refracting through the atmosphere
i could have swore it was light reflecting off the ocean.

drowe
04-27-2007, 11:36 AM
how's that coming by the way??


good, thanks.
next week starts the second trimester. not showing yet. boobs are bigger though. special time.

-black
04-27-2007, 11:47 AM
yes, girls are a pain in the ass. 4 words for you:



WAIT 'TIL THEY'RE PREGNANT.

tell me about it

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 11:55 AM
good, thanks.
next week starts the second trimester. not showing yet. boobs are bigger though. special time.
sounds yummy.

-black
04-27-2007, 12:05 PM
preggo girls have a strong sex drive

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 12:22 PM
Ha! Preggo... The regional director of my youth group (professional staff) is pregnant, and she's being a ridiculously huge beyotch for absolutely no reason. I've been calling her 'Preggo' behind her back for about 4 months now. She's due next month, then she's leaving the area and that job.

-black
04-27-2007, 12:30 PM
why behind her back lol?

roun my way sayin "preggo" aint a deragatory (sp?) term. Do you laugh at her walkin like a Penquin (sp? again) lol?

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 12:33 PM
I call her that behind her back because while she is a see you next Tuesday, she is also in charge of fundraising and distributing money to my chapter. If I piss her off, I get nowhere. It's also more funny behind her back because she would go ballistic if she knew. I'm also friends with her husband, so I don't want to mess with that. Let's just say I'm playing it the smartest way possible.

D-Unit
04-27-2007, 12:45 PM
good, thanks.
next week starts the second trimester. not showing yet. boobs are bigger though. special time.
But it's kind of like torcher... cause they hate when you mess with them because they're so sensitive...




Secret is to get nuts on them rockets until she get used to the sensitivity and then she'll get horny big time. ;)

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 12:47 PM
Yes, D-Unit is a man of the ladies and a man of the people...

drowe
04-27-2007, 12:54 PM
good advice D, next time we're goin' at it, i'll think of you.


:)

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 12:58 PM
drowe, when is she going to cut you off the pregnancy sex because "she doesn't want your 'manhood' to hurt the baby"? Fun days ahead!

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 12:59 PM
Okay, new way to go on this thread. My buddy's wife just announced to him that she is "embargoing" all oral sex in their marriage. No giving or receiving because after 2 years of marriage and 5 years together, she decided she didn't like it.

D-Unit
04-27-2007, 01:04 PM
Okay, new way to go on this thread. My buddy's wife just announced to him that she is "embargoing" all oral sex in their marriage. No giving or receiving because after 2 years of marriage and 5 years together, she decided she didn't like it.
That's messed up. You're buddy will be the first to get slapped with this...



BAM!
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/entnews/sucks_header

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 01:04 PM
Okay, new way to go on this thread. My buddy's wife just announced to him that she is "embargoing" all oral sex in their marriage. No giving or receiving because after 2 years of marriage and 5 years together, she decided she didn't like it.
oooo that sucks. :D da doom cchh

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm teasing him that it was because she got her green card (she's a foreign national--they met during law school). I'm not sure if it has anything to do with that, but it is very possible.

drowe
04-27-2007, 01:11 PM
oooo that sucks. :D da doom cchh

HAH. nice work. I love a good pun.

D-Unit
04-27-2007, 01:11 PM
I'm teasing him that it was because she got her green card (she's a foreign national--they met during law school). I'm not sure if it has anything to do with that, but it is very possible.
Nah... She's probably getting it elsewhere... as why.

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 01:14 PM
HAH. nice work. I love a good pun.
haha i try.
Nah... She's probably getting it elsewhere... as why.
and that would be no good either.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:14 PM
Not likely. They are very happy. He works 45 hours a week as a lawyer and makes $160k a year, and she goes to school and works part time at a think tank. They spend a ton of time together and go on trips once a month.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:15 PM
A sex ban might be indicative of cheating. An oral sex ban? That's just mean.

drowe
04-27-2007, 01:15 PM
ok, i think i have the oral thing beat. friend of my brother in law has a girlfriend that actually made a list of rules for him to follow. one of the rules was "no pleasuring yourself."

so far, every guy who has been told about this list has had the same solution....."crank one out all over the list."
i like the idea.

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 01:17 PM
that is very close. but i think i have to give the nod to the no head.

head>hand

but splooging a load on the list is a very good idea.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:18 PM
If a woman tells a man that he is not allowed to pleasure himself, she had better be prepared to be around all the time and to give him head or sex whenever he asks. If not, she cannot make such a demand.

-black
04-27-2007, 01:20 PM
Okay, new way to go on this thread. My buddy's wife just announced to him that she is "embargoing" all oral sex in their marriage. No giving or receiving because after 2 years of marriage and 5 years together, she decided she didn't like it.

LOL! Imagine the look on his face (time for my oversued gif)




































now did what you imagined look like this?

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/confusedchapelle.gif

D-Unit
04-27-2007, 01:20 PM
Not likely. They are very happy. He works 45 hours a week as a lawyer and makes $160k a year, and she goes to school and works part time at a think tank. They spend a ton of time together and go on trips once a month.
Oh I love trips! Hotel sex is awesome!

Ward
04-27-2007, 01:20 PM
If a woman tells a man that he is not allowed to pleasure himself, she had better be prepared to be around all the time and to give him head or sex whenever he asks. If not, she cannot make such a demand.

MAN LAW

http://www.adweek.com/aw/images/best_spots/best_spots_06/0506_bs08.gif

drowe
04-27-2007, 01:20 PM
If a woman tells a man that he is not allowed to pleasure himself, she had better be prepared to be around all the time and to give him head or sex whenever he asks. If not, she cannot make such a demand.


Man Law?



MAN LAW!

drowe
04-27-2007, 01:21 PM
holy crap ward. i swear i responded before i saw your response. brilliant minds think alike i guess.

-black
04-27-2007, 01:22 PM
Porn isnt always used for pleasure (or lack of getting any)

Its a great way (for me at least) to pass time

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 01:22 PM
yes that is definetly a Man Law now.

Ward
04-27-2007, 01:24 PM
drowe and I are nothing if not great minds.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:27 PM
Man Law, it is...

Icon
04-27-2007, 01:28 PM
Porn isnt always used for pleasure (or lack of getting any)

Its a great way (for me at least) to pass time

You enjoy the intriguing story lines and the magnificent character development?

Addict
04-27-2007, 01:28 PM
LOL! Imagine the look on his face (time for my oversued gif)

now did what you imagined look like this?

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/confusedchapelle.gif

no matter how many times I see it... I still love it.

Seriously though... it would suck to be -black's buddy now. How can you just 'decide' not to like sex? It's mean and inhuman. Hell it's unearthly. I say feed her some ****** and violate her sleeping body. But that's just me.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:30 PM
I know another guy who doesn't like head. He's never liked it, so he doesn't ask for it. He claims it's so intense for him that he is actually uncomfortable.

-black
04-27-2007, 01:31 PM
good, thanks.
next week starts the second trimester. not showing yet. boobs are bigger though. special time.

what you and D said its true. But for me im all a butt man, and when she started to show, she started eatin alot more, and I guess whatever she was eatin started goin to her gludteus maximas :). I mean my childs mother was already nice back there, but it got even thicker!!

in fact, kno wat hol up let me upload a few n give you an example

this is her before she got preggo

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/wifey.jpg









now just imagine how it was when I tell you her butt got even BETTER




I aint got one of her while preggo tryna show off the assetts but you can imagine

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/wifey4.jpg

drowe
04-27-2007, 01:31 PM
ok, so,
as proposed by bzaza, seconded by Ward and quickly thirded by drowe, all women wishing restrict access to a male's fun parts by said male shall be required to be on standby at all times for sexual or oral relief. if said woman should be unavailable, unwilling or "has a headache", said male shall be free to whack it at will.

Ward
04-27-2007, 01:32 PM
I know another guy who doesn't like head. He's never liked it, so he doesn't ask for it. He claims it's so intense for him that he is actually uncomfortable.

How would he feel about letting me step in as a pinch hitter? I mean, I'm willing to take that kind of punishment to help my fellow man out.

-black
04-27-2007, 01:34 PM
You enjoy the intriguing story lines and the magnificent character development?

nah, but porn is funny sometimes. If I cant sleep tonight while anticipating the draft I may just go to my stash to pass time.

-black
04-27-2007, 01:36 PM
I know another guy who doesn't like head. He's never liked it, so he doesn't ask for it. He claims it's so intense for him that he is actually uncomfortable.

I said this before, but head to me is a bit overated. Its nice, but its more so of a turn on. Its fourplay to me. Some dudes can live off just head and thats it. Not me, gettin head only makes me wanna get inside. I have never been able to climax off head, its not enough friction for me?

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:38 PM
ok, so,
as proposed by bzaza, seconded by Ward and quickly thirded by drowe, all women wishing restrict access to a male's fun parts by said male shall be required to be on standby at all times for sexual or oral relief. if said woman should be unavailable, unwilling or "has a headache", said male shall be free to whack it at will.

I will codify it thusly: Should any woman discourage or ban a man from pleasuring himself outside of her 'control' (i.e. mutual masturbation), said woman must remain on standby at all reasonable times for sexual or oral 'relief' without complaint or significant delay. Should the couple be in an unacceptable situation (like church, work, during a dinner party, Presidential Inauguration, etc.), said 'relief' must be met in a reasonable time frame once the impediment is removed.

If said woman refuses to provide the 'relief', her orders and commands are null and void, and said man shall be free to "fire at will".

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:40 PM
Okay, now that we've settled this crap, I'm going to grab a sandwich...

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 01:41 PM
I said this before, but head to me is a bit overated. Its nice, but its more so of a turn on. Its fourplay to me. Some dudes can live off just head and thats it. Not me, gettin head only makes me wanna get inside. I have never been able to climax off head, its not enough friction for me?

I enjoy head quite a bit. It's a very different experience, and I like relaxing while my gf does the work. She's also really good at it, which is nice.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 02:11 PM
What the hell? I go off to get a sandwich, and the thread idles and dies? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

-black
04-27-2007, 02:14 PM
every1 is at work lol, well thats where I am now

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 02:15 PM
Everyone is always at work. Since when does that matter?

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 02:19 PM
well i agree with both of you. head is both lovely and fun but it is also a excellent energizer. nothing gets you in the mood than some suprise head in the morning.

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 02:19 PM
every1 is at work lol, well thats where I am now
same here i was at lunch.

Moses
04-27-2007, 02:21 PM
Work? I'm not familiar with that concept. :)

-black
04-27-2007, 02:32 PM
Everyone is always at work. Since when does that matter?

yeah, i spend half of my time on the clock on a message board or something :)


but when the big boss comees, and at 5, i atally do have to do work

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 02:34 PM
Sounds like a tough life, my man. I do work in my head while I'm here, then put it down, then come back to the site.

terribletowel39
04-27-2007, 02:43 PM
yeah, i spend half of my time on the clock on a message board or something :)


but when the big boss comees, and at 5, i atally do have to do work
haha i am totally there with you. the last hr i am here, i have to work my ass off to catch up with what i should have done during the day. and plus the boards are real slow between that time cuz everyone is leaving work or most posters mothers are getting home and they have to tell them about there day.

drowe
04-27-2007, 02:45 PM
yeah, i'm at work too...had a productive streak. but, i'm over it.

bsaza2358
04-27-2007, 05:09 PM
I am leaving work now, but I'm heading out to staff that convention in the middle of nowhere, PA. It should be a pretty good time for me, but it sucks that I'll miss the draft. Will be back Sunday. Enjoy!

-black
04-27-2007, 06:33 PM
Im missing Grad Night tomorrow for the draft lol

awfullyquiet
04-27-2007, 09:18 PM
men...
jesus christ.

Bengals1690
04-27-2007, 10:02 PM
girls are pains because they no we will put up with it for the poon.

someone447
04-27-2007, 11:47 PM
Dammit, these past two days have ******* sucked. So i go out drinking with this girl, i bring her back to my house. But she won't ****. Frustrating, but whatever, she is into me, it is gonna happen. However, today, after sending me texts talking about her favorite position and **** like that, she decides to tell me we can't see each other again, because she has a boyfriend...

simms2clayton
04-30-2007, 10:42 AM
Girls are wildcards. Life would be so much more boring without them. You never know what they're going to do and you never understand why they do the things they do.

Girls are like the NFL Draft! Holy crap I must be on to something.

bsaza2358
04-30-2007, 11:29 AM
Dammit, these past two days have ******* sucked. So i go out drinking with this girl, i bring her back to my house. But she won't ****. Frustrating, but whatever, she is into me, it is gonna happen. However, today, after sending me texts talking about her favorite position and **** like that, she decides to tell me we can't see each other again, because she has a boyfriend...

That's just ridiculous. Sucks, man, but it happens to the best of us. Just get past it and screw one of her friends. That really is an odd situation, and I hope you get through it okay. At least she didn't reel you in further before she dropped that bombshell. Just say f-her and move on. If she comes crawling back, have her give you head, then say, "I don't think we should see each other anymore. I have a gf."

awfullyquiet
04-30-2007, 01:36 PM
girls are pains because they no we will put up with it for the poon.

put up with what?!

this i find hilarious.
guys put up with girls crap just for a bit of T&A? please. girls have to probably put up with much of your crap too... you just think it's ridiculous for them not to understand what 'you are going through'. wait. didn't someone say the average age on this board was like 16?
oh sweet hilarity.

drowe
04-30-2007, 02:34 PM
put up with what?!

this i find hilarious.
guys put up with girls crap just for a bit of T&A? please. girls have to probably put up with much of your crap too... you just think it's ridiculous for them not to understand what 'you are going through'. wait. didn't someone say the average age on this board was like 16?
oh sweet hilarity.


first of all....another poster of the female variety. i am surprised and confused.

second.....not to turn this into a battle of the sexes...but women are the crazy ones.
if men are crazy, it's because a chick drove him there.

bsaza2358
04-30-2007, 02:39 PM
There is much crap that the opposite sex has to put up with, but it happens quite a bit. Men will put up with women because of the T&A and they want someone to take care of them. Women are looking for a protector and a breadwinner. Sex definitely changes things, as well. Both women and men have delusions about each other changing as time goes by. No one really changes significantly over time. If you're in a relationship, you are perfectly miserable.

Moses
04-30-2007, 02:43 PM
Men put up with crap from good looking members of the opposite sex.

Women put up with crap from good looking members of the opposite sex.

It sucks, but looks rule the world.

bsaza2358
04-30-2007, 02:53 PM
People put up with crap all the time for no legitimate reason. I try not to, but it happens. Most people are easily manipulated.

awfullyquiet
04-30-2007, 03:42 PM
first of all....another poster of the female variety. i am surprised and confused.

second.....not to turn this into a battle of the sexes...but women are the crazy ones.
if men are crazy, it's because a chick drove him there.



i agree. no battle of the sexes. but. men are the crazy ones, if women are crazy, it's because men ****** up the natural order.

bsaza2358
04-30-2007, 03:45 PM
Men aren't perfect, but at least they can vocalize what they really want. The general passive-aggressive nature of many women is enough to make me want to punch a wall.

awfullyquiet
04-30-2007, 03:51 PM
please.
men. maybe just the men i deal with, epitomize that passive agressive style.

well. i can say this, men don't have to vocalize what they want.
it's beer, food, and sex. (not in that order).

women do say what they want. not in the most direct terms, but i mean. there's been times to just speak out to the clueless. hey. this is exactly what i want... when it's that important, it's said. the rest of the time (especially with dirty trixie girls), it's all psychobable ********. communication is pretty rank these days anyway.

i say we just go back to courtship.

bsaza2358
04-30-2007, 03:59 PM
Well, the men you deal with don't know much about much. I try to vocalize what I want as much as possible, and I call out my gf when she tries to play games. Probably part of the reason why we have a strong relationship. We always call each other's BS.

Women fail to realize that men are selfish idiots. They do not comprehend hints or suggestions. The only thing that really gets our collective attention is a frying pan upside the head or a direct order.

Shane P. Hallam
04-30-2007, 04:11 PM
I hope this one doesn't end up as a tranny like the last female on the board.

Anyways, this is an interesting topic that I won't get into at all.

bsaza2358
04-30-2007, 04:19 PM
Thanks for your contributions... haha

awfullyquiet
04-30-2007, 04:41 PM
Women fail to realize that men are selfish idiots. They do not comprehend hints or suggestions. The only thing that really gets our collective attention is a frying pan upside the head or a direct order.


everyone is a selfish idiot.
it's one of the philosophical parts of being human. we can't escape it.
and before i dive into that too far.

and i agree, the only way to personal growth is for someone to call you out on your BS. if i can't call out boys for being whiney skinny push-overs occasionally and they can't be like, you're a scared little frail girl who's afraid that your house will be blown over by the big bad wolf, nothing's ever going to get accomplished.

i'll state. thanks for the vote of confidence bond.

getwellchad
04-30-2007, 06:09 PM
No, its obviously a guy from another country in South America.

fo sho dawg, fo sho.

xUFxGATORxUFx
05-01-2007, 09:16 AM
**** A *****!!! All they do is lie /' ( hahah

But for real... a realtionship is hard ****** work

bsaza2358
05-01-2007, 09:43 AM
Yes, I love these kids who have never seen poon. If a naked woman were to walk up to them, they would say "Ohhh, so THAT'S a vagina... And what do you call this? A thigh? Fantastic!"

bsaza2358
05-01-2007, 09:47 AM
DERRRRRR.... lightswitch???

bigbluedefense
05-01-2007, 10:04 AM
I like women. The ones with boobs and booty in particular. Theyre fun.

bsaza2358
05-01-2007, 10:04 AM
I actually prefer my women with concave breasts.

bigbluedefense
05-01-2007, 10:06 AM
I actually prefer my women with concave breasts.

LOL. Theyre like dispenser cups if you know what I mean ;)

drowe
05-01-2007, 10:13 AM
Yes, I love these kids who have never seen poon. If a naked woman were to walk up to them, they would say "Ohhh, so THAT'S a vagina... And what do you call this? A thigh? Fantastic!"

haha, good call. can we have a "who's gotten it wet yet" thread?

bigbluedefense
05-01-2007, 10:21 AM
Yes, I love these kids who have never seen poon. If a naked woman were to walk up to them, they would say "Ohhh, so THAT'S a vagina... And what do you call this? A thigh? Fantastic!"

I remember the first time I ever saw it.

I was like "wow, its just looks just like the pornos"

ahaha.

bsaza2358
05-01-2007, 10:32 AM
We can't do a "who's gotten it yet" thread because most people will lie, and the others, we really don't want to know about.

gstock05
05-01-2007, 12:50 PM
Heres all you need to know.


Men are 10x more visually oriented than women are.

Women are about 10x more psychologically oriented than men are.



However... the biggest thing that will kill a relationship or your chances with the opposite sex is being a puss, not being able to look your partner in the eyes, and talking to them like they're greater than you.

Women like guys more based on who you are than men do. Men just like women who are cool, fun to be with and attractive.

DoWnThEfiElD
05-01-2007, 02:09 PM
thats deep

eazyb81
05-01-2007, 03:09 PM
Heres all you need to know.


Men are 10x more visually oriented than women are.

Women are about 10x more psychologically oriented than men are.



However... the biggest thing that will kill a relationship or your chances with the opposite sex is being a puss, not being able to look your partner in the eyes, and talking to them like they're greater than you.

Women like guys more based on who you are than men do. Men just like women who are cool, fun to be with and attractive.

Good post.

awfullyquiet
05-01-2007, 04:26 PM
Heres all you need to know.


Men are 10x more visually oriented than women are.

Women are about 10x more psychologically oriented than men are.



However... the biggest thing that will kill a relationship or your chances with the opposite sex is being a puss, not being able to look your partner in the eyes, and talking to them like they're greater than you.

Women like guys more based on who you are than men do. Men just like women who are cool, fun to be with and attractive.

way too generalized. but essentially true.
however... the biggest thing that kills chances is being a total douchebag. sure you may get laid every other day. but, the effort you put in to 'catch' girls. is rather weak sauce. eventually everyone will know you have 30 different strains of chlamydia and those bumps aren't because you shave your pubes, but because you actually have crabs. or herpes. you haven't figured out which yet. besides, being a nice guy lands decent girls. and it'll save you money, time, and energy when you can just sit at home. watch a movie and screw like rabbits after conan, go to bed at two thirty, wake up at five, have a cigarette and do it again before work. it's much easier than constantly going out to bars. so. moral of the story. don't be a douchebag. girls will like you more. and it's not even being a puss. seriously. the socially awkward ones have an allure, but, please, when two people are afraid to make the first move of some kind. that always goes bad.

i think i just proved your third point.
although i'm positive that men's view of 'fun' is rather similar to the 'who you are' that you said about the women.

someone447
05-01-2007, 05:00 PM
Heres all you need to know.


Men are 10x more visually oriented than women are.

Women are about 10x more psychologically oriented than men are.



However... the biggest thing that will kill a relationship or your chances with the opposite sex is being a puss, not being able to look your partner in the eyes, and talking to them like they're greater than you.

Women like guys more based on who you are than men do. Men just like women who are cool, fun to be with and attractive.

Quit putting that ***** on a pedestal. Truer words have never been spoken

someone447
05-01-2007, 05:03 PM
way too generalized. but essentially true.
however... the biggest thing that kills chances is being a total douchebag. sure you may get laid every other day. but, the effort you put in to 'catch' girls. is rather weak sauce. eventually everyone will know you have 30 different strains of chlamydia and those bumps aren't because you shave your pubes, but because you actually have crabs. or herpes. you haven't figured out which yet. besides, being a nice guy lands decent girls. and it'll save you money, time, and energy when you can just sit at home. watch a movie and screw like rabbits after conan, go to bed at two thirty, wake up at five, have a cigarette and do it again before work. it's much easier than constantly going out to bars. so. moral of the story. don't be a douchebag. girls will like you more. and it's not even being a puss. seriously. the socially awkward ones have an allure, but, please, when two people are afraid to make the first move of some kind. that always goes bad.

i think i just proved your third point.
although i'm positive that men's view of 'fun' is rather similar to the 'who you are' that you said about the women.

If you are a douchebag, be a douchebag, if you aren't a douchebag don't try to be a douchebag. As long as you use a condom, you don't really have to worry about STDs. Not to mention, going out to bars is fun as hell.

Just be confident, assume that you are a prize for her, not the other way around. Then just act like yourself, that is how girls will like you. Unfortunately for me, I am a narcissistic ass, so the girls I get are the broken ones. But then again, i can't be in a relationship, and the broken girls are the ones who put out without expecting a relationship.

bsaza2358
05-01-2007, 05:09 PM
Yes, condoms effectively protect against all STD's and pregnancy. They are certainly the answer. PSSSSHHHHHHHTTTTT!!! Yes, many people don't use the condom, but nothing is fool proof. Carefree and nonmonogamous lifestyles can be dangerous. When I was single and with multiple people, I was very careful to get myself tested and to always use a condom. I'm actually responsible, though.

No one should really be a douchebag, but I'm a big believer in being genuine and being yourself. Unfortunately, no one really likes me on first impression. Kind of the way things go.

Sportsfan486
05-01-2007, 05:50 PM
this is a massively entertaining thread up until the last page. come on you jackasses, your nice, happy "we're all to blame" BS is getting in the way of 14 year olds acting like they know what sex is.

hahahah, so true.

Seriously though, if all you can think about is sex A) you need to get a life and B) you're never going to get any.

kk?

Oh and about condoms.. they offer about a 90% success rate. So if you have sex 10 times, chances are you're SOL one of those. Now, most of the people here probably still have, oh, 5 to 10 years before they have to worry about that but it's something to keep in mind.

someone447
05-01-2007, 06:41 PM
hahahah, so true.

Seriously though, if all you can think about is sex A) you need to get a life and B) you're never going to get any.

kk?

Oh and about condoms.. they offer about a 90% success rate. So if you have sex 10 times, chances are you're SOL one of those. Now, most of the people here probably still have, oh, 5 to 10 years before they have to worry about that but it's something to keep in mind.

STDs are incredibly overblown in the media. They are not all that common. The chance of a straight male contracting HIV is miniscule, especially if they practice safe sex.

There is more than just using a condom for safe sex. If a chick has a breakout, or smells funny. DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!

I think about sex all the time, and I have gotten some, and get some semi regularly(more than most, less than others.) I also have a life, I'm just horny.

someone447
05-01-2007, 06:49 PM
That's just ridiculous. Sucks, man, but it happens to the best of us. Just get past it and screw one of her friends. That really is an odd situation, and I hope you get through it okay. At least she didn't reel you in further before she dropped that bombshell. Just say f-her and move on. If she comes crawling back, have her give you head, then say, "I don't think we should see each other anymore. I have a gf."

It's funny now, after a day, she was back to wanting to see me again. She is trying to play the game with me, but I'm better at it than her. She goes on and on about how she isn't gonna hook up with me. Then in the next breath tell me how hot I am and how bad she wants me. It is actually quite funny. So I'm gonna invite her over this weekend when we have some people over to drink, and just close the deal then. If not, from talking to her, I've learned more about the female pysche than any girl I have talked to before. Not to mention she is even more ****** up than I am, and that is saying a lot.

Sportsfan486
05-01-2007, 07:54 PM
STDs are incredibly overblown in the media. They are not all that common. The chance of a straight male contracting HIV is miniscule, especially if they practice safe sex.

There is more than just using a condom for safe sex. If a chick has a breakout, or smells funny. DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!.

First uh.. STDs are pretty freaking common, heh. The more serious ones are not but there is a lot of stuff out there. Also, you can contract STDs when the carrier is asymptomatic.

Secondly, YES! VERY, VERY IMPORTANT LESSON FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS HERE! MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS!!!

Before engaging in ANY sort of activity, make sure to conduct a scratch-and-sniff test! Imagine one of those stickers.. except uh.. don't actually scratch.. because... you'll get slapped... and fail to get any. Nails should not exist if you want to get laid. kk?

Anywho.

What did I hear one time... uh... "If it smells like trout, get the hell out."

ahaha

Indeed. (But if you expect it to have the perfume of roses... uh.. sorry?)

someone447
05-01-2007, 10:16 PM
First uh.. STDs are pretty freaking common, heh. The more serious ones are not but there is a lot of stuff out there. Also, you can contract STDs when the carrier is asymptomatic.

Secondly, YES! VERY, VERY IMPORTANT LESSON FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS HERE! MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS!!!

Before engaging in ANY sort of activity, make sure to conduct a scratch-and-sniff test! Imagine one of those stickers.. except uh.. don't actually scratch.. because... you'll get slapped... and fail to get any. Nails should not exist if you want to get laid. kk?

Anywho.

What did I hear one time... uh... "If it smells like trout, get the hell out."

ahaha

Indeed. (But if you expect it to have the perfume of roses... uh.. sorry?)

They are no where near as common as most people make them out to be. Especially the ones that take more than an antibiotic to cure.

But as long as you are smart about it the chance of getting an STD are minimal at worst. It is much harder for a guy to get an STD than a girl to, especially HIV.

The scratch and sniff test is bound to save you some hassle, but unfortunately a lot of people are so desperate to get laid they will **** the girl even if she smells like dead fish.

Herpes is really the only one that you have to really be concerned about. And as long as you don't have sex with someone on an outbreak, the chance of getting that is really small too.

awfullyquiet
05-01-2007, 10:33 PM
i like where this is going.

Sportsfan486
05-01-2007, 10:58 PM
They are no where near as common as most people make them out to be. Especially the ones that take more than an antibiotic to cure.

Many STDs can't be cured. They can be treated, but not cured. And they aren't that uncommon.



It is much harder for a guy to get an STD than a girl to, especially HIV.


Depends. This is true for something like HIV, yes, but things like HPV and herpes are pretty well even on the odds.



Herpes is really the only one that you have to really be concerned about. And as long as you don't have sex with someone on an outbreak, the chance of getting that is really small too.

Did your friends feed you this stuff? Because it's pretty wrong.
STDs are common. The majority of people may not have them but for the 18-30 year old, sexually active group it's not UNCOMMON.

As I said before, if someone has the virus they have it. It does NOT need to be actively affecting them to be passed. Most people don't even know they have a STD.

Don't they still teach Sex Ed or isn't it politically correct anymore? It's stupid at the time but it can save some problems later on.

someone447
05-02-2007, 12:54 AM
Many STDs can't be cured. They can be treated, but not cured. And they aren't that uncommon.



Depends. This is true for something like HIV, yes, but things like HPV and herpes are pretty well even on the odds.



Did your friends feed you this stuff? Because it's pretty wrong.
STDs are common. The majority of people may not have them but for the 18-30 year old, sexually active group it's not UNCOMMON.

As I said before, if someone has the virus they have it. It does NOT need to be actively affecting them to be passed. Most people don't even know they have a STD.

Don't they still teach Sex Ed or isn't it politically correct anymore? It's stupid at the time but it can save some problems later on.

No, its not from my friends, it is from my own research. 161.1 cases per 100,000 males for chlamydia. 111.5 cases per 100,000 males for Gonorrhea. 5.1 cases per 100,000 men for Syphilis.
( http://www.cdc.gov/std/stats/toc2005.htm )

The way I see it, attack life, no one gets out alive anyway. Personally, I think sex is the most fun you can have, so I am going to keep doing it. I'm smart about it, so I'm not overly concerned about the consequences, whether they are emotional or physical. As a matter of fact, I am more concerned about the emotional effects of lots of casual sex over the physical ones. It might make it tough to settle down when I decide I want to.

HPV does nothing to guys. Herpes is pretty common, but it also is transmitted very rarely when not in an outbreak(especially with a condom), and if you **** a girl that has an outbreak, you deserve to get it.

The bacterial STDs can be cured, not just treated. It is the viral infections you have to worry about, like herpes and AIDS(except AIDS is pretty much a one way street, unless your ***.)

jayceheathman
05-02-2007, 02:51 AM
No, its not from my friends, it is from my own research. 161.1 cases per 100,000 males for chlamydia. 111.5 cases per 100,000 males for Gonorrhea. 5.1 cases per 100,000 men for Syphilis.
( http://www.cdc.gov/std/stats/toc2005.htm )

The way I see it, attack life, no one gets out alive anyway. Personally, I think sex is the most fun you can have, so I am going to keep doing it. I'm smart about it, so I'm not overly concerned about the consequences, whether they are emotional or physical. As a matter of fact, I am more concerned about the emotional effects of lots of casual sex over the physical ones. It might make it tough to settle down when I decide I want to.

HPV does nothing to guys. Herpes is pretty common, but it also is transmitted very rarely when not in an outbreak(especially with a condom), and if you **** a girl that has an outbreak, you deserve to get it.

The bacterial STDs can be cured, not just treated. It is the viral infections you have to worry about, like herpes and AIDS(except AIDS is pretty much a one way street, unless your ***.)

You are getting way into this thread. It must be a Miner thing. I mean, you should know the odds of STD's since Juarez is a 1 minute walk across the bridge.

someone447
05-02-2007, 11:50 AM
i'm not going to debate any of this, but why would i possibly care how many cases of each STD there are among men?

Because that is proof that men don't get STDs as much as women. And after all, all but maybe one or two of us are guys. I would rather know my chances of getting an STD than my partners chances.

someone447
05-02-2007, 11:51 AM
You are getting way into this thread. It must be a Miner thing. I mean, you should know the odds of STD's since Juarez is a 1 minute walk across the bridge.

The Americans over there are no dirtier than the Americans at any random bar or club across the country. But no to the actual mexicans, that would be bad.

jayceheathman
05-02-2007, 05:26 PM
The Americans over there are no dirtier than the Americans at any random bar or club across the country. But no to the actual mexicans, that would be bad.

LOL. If you go to Juarez looking for sex then you are just asking for it.

bsaza2358
05-02-2007, 05:36 PM
Hey! This thread is about why women are a pain. Let's drop the STD talk and get back to that!

Addict
05-02-2007, 06:00 PM
Hey! This thread is about why women are a pain. Let's drop the STD talk and get back to that!

Hell the only STD's worth talking about are AIDS and Kids anyway

awfullyquiet
05-02-2007, 06:01 PM
indeed.

its gotten less fun