View Full Version : My Depressing Mock for a Post 9/11 World

04-28-2007, 05:29 AM
I entered this into the Contest. I made a couple picks with a trade in mind.. You clearly don't know what trade I projected. I also got depressed because I couldn't find a spot that I liked for Marshawn Lynch.. and Levi Brown fell way to far. Don't even pay attention to Round 2. As a matter of fact, don't pay attention to anything after pick 22 or so.. at that point in the draft, I started asking my Suicidal Cousin with Down Syndrome for advice.. I know it's bad (except for the Lions picks).. Anyways, here goes. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

Round 1

1) Oakland Raiders: JaMarcus Russell, QB, Louisiana State - Junior
2) Detroit Lions: Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech - Junior
3) Cleveland Browns: Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame - Senior
4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Joe Thomas, OT, Wisconsin - Senior
5) Arizona Cardinals: Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson - Senior
6) Washington Redskins: LaRon Landry, S, Louisiana State - Senior
7) Minnesota Vikings: Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma - Junior
* Atlanta Falcons (from Houston): Patrick Willis, LB, Ole Miss - Senior
9) Miami Dolphins: Joe Staley, OT, Central Michigan - Senior
*10) Houston Texans (from Atlanta): Amobi Okoye, DT, Louisville - Senior
11) San Francisco 49ers: Adam Carriker, DE, Nebraska - Senior
12) Buffalo Bills: Paul Posluszny, LB, Penn State - Senior
13) St. Louis Rams: Alan Branch, DT, Michigan - Junior
14) Carolina Panthers: Reggie Nelson, S, Florida - Junior
15) Pittsburgh Steelers: Jamaal Anderson, DE, Arkansas - Junior
16) Green Bay Packers: Ted Ginn Jr., WR, Ohio State - Junior
17) Jacksonville Jaguars: Darrelle Revis, CB, Pittsburgh - Junior
1 Cincinnati Bengals: Leon Hall, CB, Michigan - Senior
19) Tennessee Titans: Robert Meachem, WR, Tennessee - Junior
20) New York Giants: Jon Beason, LB, Miami - Junior
21) Denver Broncos: Jarvis Moss, DE, Florida - Senior
22) Dallas Cowboys: Dwayne Jarrett, WR, Southern California - Senior
23) Kansas City Chiefs: Levi Brown, OT, Penn State - Senior
*24) New England Patriots (from Seattle): Michael Griffin, S, Texas - Senior
25) New York Jets: Greg Olsen, TE, Miami - Junior
26) Philadelphia Eagles: Eric Weddle, S, Utah - Senior
27) New Orleans Saints: Chris Houston, CB, Arkansas - Junior
2 New England Patriots: David Harris, LB, Michigan - Senior
29) Baltimore Ravens: Lawrence Timmons, LB, Florida state - Junior
30) San Diego Chargers: Dwayne Bowe, WR, Louisiana State - Senior
31) Chicago Bears: Aaron Ross, CB, Texas - Senior
32) Indianapolis Colts: Justin Harrell, DT, Tennessee - Senior

Round 2

33) Oakland Raiders: Justin Blalock, OG, Texas - Senior
34) Detroit Lions: Brandon Meriweather, S, Miami - Senior
35) Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Anthony Spencer, DE, Purdue - Senior
36) Cleveland Browns: Marshawn Lynch, RB, California - Junior
*37) Chicago Bears (from Washington/New York Jets): Ben Grubbs, OG, Auburn - Senior
3 Arizona Cardinals: Ryan Kalil, C, Southern California - Senior
*39) Atlanta Falcons (from Houston): Victor Abiamiri, DE, Notre Dame - Senior
40) Miami Dolphins: Quentin Moses, DE, Georgia - Senior
41) Minnesota Vikings: Marcus McCauley, CB, Fresno State - Senior
42) San Francisco 49ers: Sidney Rice, WR, South Carolina - Sophomore
43) Buffalo Bills: Zach Miller, TE, Arizona State - Junior
44) Atlanta Falcons: Tony Ugoh, OT, Arkansas - Senior
45) Carolina Panthers: Charles Johnson, DE, Georgia - Junior
46) Pittsburgh Steelers: Justin Durant, LB, Hampton - Senior
47) Green Bay Packers: Antonio Pittman, RB, Ohio State - Junior
4 Jacksonville Jaguars: Tim Crowder, DE, Texas - Senior
49) Cincinnati Bengals: DeMarcus Tyler, DT, North Carolina State - Senior
50) Tennessee Titans: Buster Davis, LB, Florida State - Senior
51) New York Giants: Arron Sears, OT, Tennessee - Senior
52) St. Louis Rams: Trent Edwards, QB, Stanford - Senior
53) Dallas Cowboys: Tanard Jackson, CB, Syracuse - Senior
54) Kansas City Chiefs: Jason Hill, WR, Washington State - Senior
55) Seattle Seahawks: Ray McDonald, DT, Florida - Senior
56) Denver Broncos: Ryan Harris, OT, Notre Dame - Senior
57) Philadelphia Eagles: Brian Leonard, FB, Rutgers - Senior
5 New Orleans Saints: Ben Patrick, TE, Delaware - Senior
59) New York Jets: LaMarr Woodley, DE, Michigan - Senior
*60) Miami Dolphins (from New England): Josh Beekman, OG, Boston College - Senior
61) Baltimore Ravens: Drew Stanton, QB, Michigan State - Senior
62) San Diego Chargers: Eric Wright, CB, UNLV - Junior
*63) New York Jets (from Chicago): James Marten, OT, Boston College - Senior
*64) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from Indianapolis): Samson Satele, C, Hawaii - Senior

04-28-2007, 05:30 AM
What a horrible mock those Ravens picks are the worst yet.....go die :)

04-28-2007, 05:31 AM
Let it be known that I was sent from the Devil to try and ruin the Ravens franchise..

04-28-2007, 05:32 AM
Well you've done a bang up job with this piece of trash filth!! :)

04-28-2007, 05:33 AM
Stop smiling at me, you pervert. And I'm going to tell your manager that your sig is still up.

04-28-2007, 05:34 AM
SSHHH Keep it on the hush!!!

Anywho in all honesty, I would love to get Timmons in rd 1, however not a big Drew Stanton fan.......oh and btw :)

04-28-2007, 05:35 AM
lions wont take merriweather, unless he comes with a cheerleading squad for free, and a MLB named Willis.

04-28-2007, 05:35 AM
Yeah, you can thank my Suicidal Cousin with Down Syndrome for those picks.

04-28-2007, 05:38 AM
Yeah, you can thank my Suicidal Cousin with Down Syndrome for those picks.

okay, tell him I said thanks.