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Shockey80
04-29-2007, 09:01 PM
The night after you got drafted. what would you do?



3 words: Make it Rain

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 09:03 PM
Give an Academy Awards type winners speech at my press conference and then walk on water since I got drafted with no experience in football whatsoever so I must be in possession of super powers.

volman88
04-29-2007, 09:08 PM
Get paid and get laid.

RaiderNation
04-29-2007, 09:13 PM
Get paid and get laid.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/wopette/borat2.jpg

etk
04-29-2007, 09:15 PM
http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/f/fat_joe_make_rain_060912/a.jpg
http://www.chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_kevinr/2007_1_prostitute.jpg

sweetness34
04-29-2007, 09:16 PM
By the most expensive ring ever and ask Jessica Alba to marry me.

KILLERSANTA
04-29-2007, 09:17 PM
Buy a $100 Pen...I always wanted too.....

KILLERSANTA
04-29-2007, 09:17 PM
By the most expensive ring ever and ask Jessica Alba to marry me.

So get B**** Slap???

steelersfan43
04-29-2007, 09:27 PM
Give an Academy Awards type winners speech at my press conference and then walk on water since I got drafted with no experience in football whatsoever so I must be in possession of super powers.


Why are you on at football forum if you've never played before?

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 09:30 PM
Why are you on at football forum if you've never played before?

Maybe because I'm a fan of football? Besides I was always a baseball and basketball player so I didn't play football.

etk
04-29-2007, 09:32 PM
Maybe because I'm a fan of football? Besides I was always a baseball and basketball player so I didn't play football.

Lanky guys aren't great football players anyway, like Clarence Moore ;)

j05son
04-29-2007, 09:33 PM
Why are you on at football forum if you've never played before?

What, you have to have played football to enjoy it?

What's your experience level of Football; High School?

Why are you at NFLDC when you were never in the NFL draft? Obviously only ex draftees/players can be fans...

Boston
04-29-2007, 09:35 PM
Put money in the bank. *gasp*

bored of education
04-29-2007, 09:36 PM
Pay off my bills and bookies.

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 09:40 PM
Lanky guys aren't great football players anyway, like Clarence Moore ;)

We prefer the terms tall and lean thank you very much!

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 09:40 PM
Lanky guys aren't great football players anyway, like Clarence Moore ;)

Hey I could put up some comparable numbers to Clarence. We'd both be on the bench. :D

bantx
04-29-2007, 09:48 PM
buy a monkey

RaiderNation
04-29-2007, 10:24 PM
Lanky guys aren't great football players anyway, like Clarence Moore ;)



Calvin Johnson?

Ho0k Em'
04-29-2007, 10:28 PM
Calvin Johnson?

Calvin Johnson is not lanky.

etk
04-29-2007, 10:28 PM
Calvin Johnson?

Huh?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/19/1163920481-1162652607034.b.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=963)

Lanky ain't so bad after all.....

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 10:29 PM
Calvin Johnson?

Calvin Johnson is not lanky, he's a freaking power forward. :D

bantx
04-29-2007, 10:40 PM
Huh?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/19/1163920481-1162652607034.b.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=963)

Lanky ain't so bad after all.....

holy friggen **** i feel sorry for the cats legs

portermvp84
04-29-2007, 10:40 PM
Get hammered and nail Brady Quinn's girl friend.

etk
04-29-2007, 10:42 PM
Get hammered and nail Brady Quinn's girl friend.

Something about her is a major turn-off. Not hot at all, even Joe Thomas can do better.

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 10:43 PM
Something about her is a major turn-off. Not hot at all, even Joe Thomas can do better.

The fact that she's banging Brady?

etk
04-29-2007, 10:45 PM
The fact that she's banging Brady?

Yeah I don't want sloppy seconds from that scum****

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 10:59 PM
Yeah I don't want sloppy seconds from that scum****

I laughed at that one, I must remember to +rep you my friend. BTW I posted some thoughts in the KBC thread you can check out.

etk
04-29-2007, 11:02 PM
I laughed at that one, I must remember to +rep you my friend. BTW I posted some thoughts in the KBC thread you can check out.

I can't believe that one clown even insinuated putting Boller on the trade block. Such audacity.....

BigDawg819
04-29-2007, 11:07 PM
I can't believe that one clown even insinuated putting Boller on the trade block. Such audacity.....

What can you expect from these naive youths.......

doingthisinsteadofwork
04-29-2007, 11:39 PM
holy friggen **** i feel sorry for the cats legs
the cat hasnt felt its legs in a long time.

-black
04-29-2007, 11:57 PM
to make it rain or not to make it rain........
























make it rain
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/letitrain.gif

TwOne
04-29-2007, 11:57 PM
i know it sounds cliche but when i get my first check i would buy my parents a house.

-black
04-30-2007, 12:03 AM
i know it sounds cliche but when i get my first check i would buy my parents a house.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/negroplease.jpg

someone447
04-30-2007, 12:47 AM
I would go out and have my friend happen to mention that I was just drafted to the hot girl I would be talking to. I would definitely just go out and celebrate.

DraftMasterG
04-30-2007, 12:53 AM
i probably buy a lot of drugs get caught be suspened a year and be all over espn then come back and everybody knows who i am

bantx
04-30-2007, 07:00 AM
to make it rain or not to make it rain........
























make it rain
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/turkblack/letitrain.gif

thats funny

EdReedUnstoppable
04-30-2007, 09:09 AM
Depends if I were drafted by any teams in Florida, Texas, or the AZ Cards I would fly back to Baltimore immediately after my press conference, and stay in BMore until I absolutely had to fly out to any of those places again. But If I were drafted to any northern teams or San Diego I would be sightseeing the new city and looking for a place to live.

drowe
04-30-2007, 09:11 AM
if i were drafted by an NFL team, i would hire an agent and tell him to negotiate a low ball contract as fast as possible so i could paid before the dumbass team realized they just wasted a draft pick a 27 year old white guy that's never played a down of football in his life and has a beer belly.

portermvp84
04-30-2007, 09:44 AM
Yeah I don't want sloppy seconds from that scum****

Besides that fact she is still pretty hott.

simms2clayton
04-30-2007, 10:31 AM
Honestly, I would probably cry then by the rights to NFLDC off Scott!

-black
04-30-2007, 01:31 PM
Besides that fact she is still pretty hott.

no shes not....

Keakathin
04-30-2007, 01:32 PM
Actually Calvin Johnson is more of a small forward.

-black
04-30-2007, 01:52 PM
Depends if I were drafted by any teams in Florida, Texas, or the AZ Cards I would fly back to Baltimore immediately after my press conference, and stay in BMore until I absolutely had to fly out to any of those places again. But If I were drafted to any northern teams or San Diego I would be sightseeing the new city and looking for a place to live.


whats wrong with those cities?

DaBears9654
04-30-2007, 02:55 PM
if i were drafted by an NFL team, i would hire an agent and tell him to negotiate a low ball contract as fast as possible so i could paid before the dumbass team realized they just wasted a draft pick a 27 year old white guy that's never played a down of football in his life and has a beer belly.
That's hilarious!

I don't know what I'd do. Buy a house like Ben and his woman were living in at the end of "National Treasure." Huge with loads of privacy. I don't know what else.

Keakathin
04-30-2007, 02:57 PM
Give moms a hug.

Keakathin
04-30-2007, 02:58 PM
Scott Wright too... for all the motivation. Everyone needs a hater.

Addict
04-30-2007, 03:07 PM
ehm.... i'd wonder what team was stupid enough to draft me.

gbpackers0065
04-30-2007, 03:34 PM
id **** myself

22,895
04-30-2007, 10:24 PM
ehm.... i'd wonder what team was stupid enough to draft me.

(Cough) Matt Millan (Cough)

McBain
04-30-2007, 10:49 PM
http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images3/OSlawrencecr.gif

"two chicks at once, **** - in' A"

255979119
05-01-2007, 01:53 AM
I would buy a lot of beer.....make the cave house I have always wanted, play like **** untill they cut me, and smile at the millions in my bank.

Icon
05-01-2007, 02:00 AM
If the Lions drafted me, I would retire.

Donno
05-01-2007, 07:09 PM
I would be very vocal and get popular so I would be good in Madden.

Sportsfan486
05-01-2007, 07:57 PM
Something about her is a major turn-off. Not hot at all, even Joe Thomas can do better.

I dunno, she's got that snotty "better than thou" blonde look.

I wouldn't date her but I'd hit it in a New York second.

And Joe Thomas is a friggin' multi-millionaire now, he can have whoever he wants.

Phrost
05-01-2007, 08:29 PM
Get paid and get laid.

^^^^^.....

kalbears13
05-01-2007, 09:51 PM
If an NFL team drafted me I'd be like "What's going on? Are they stupid? I'm 16 and I'm not even draft eligible!" Then I'd probably rag on all my friends at school the next day that I was drafted. They'd first think I meant drafted into the Military then I would say "No. Football." and then they'd be like "Really, by who?" then I'd be like "Detroit of Course."