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bigbluedefense
10-27-2006, 12:57 PM
Would you be embarrassed to date one? Are they strictly bootycalls? Let's say she had an unbelieveable body, but a horrible face...what do you do?
I personally don't think I can pull the trigger on a butterface. It depends on the level of butterness though. Bootycalls are always a possibility I guess.
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 01:03 PM
Strictly bootycalls
Shane P. Hallam
10-27-2006, 01:24 PM
I think it depends on the person. I they have a solid personality and an incredible body? Then you can get past the face, no doubt, they can be gf material. And often times they are a tad more desperate and unusally ornery...
diabsoule
10-27-2006, 01:24 PM
I think it all depends on the personality of the butterface in question. If she's smoking hot but has no personality then just give her a call at nice for a little "action". If she has a great personality, and you two just click, then call her for a little "action" and when she leaves then you can give her a kiss good-bye.
slightlyaraiderfan
10-27-2006, 01:34 PM
Butterfaces???? You guys are sick, and it's really disturbing...
http://ureidtheword.googlepages.com/butterface.JPG/butterface-large.jpg
Nitschke-Hawk
10-27-2006, 01:40 PM
I shall stick with good faces.
Of course the face is important, but sometimes the body is just to good to pass up. Also, makeup really helps some girls so... :twisted:
It can also go the other way around. Say a girl has an amazing face, but lack-luster body, you can "make dates" around it. For example, i dated this girl once who had one of the most naturally beautiful faces i have seen, however she was very out-of-shape, not "firm" i guess you could say, and had very little color. So what do i do?, i took her on dates where we would swim at the beach, play basketball, even coaxed her into taking a health and fitness class. It didn't make a huge difference but it made her much more tollerable to the eyes. :wink:
drowe
10-27-2006, 03:41 PM
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
drowe
10-27-2006, 04:03 PM
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
Oral Herpes :oops:
bearsfan_51
10-27-2006, 04:28 PM
Just depends what kind of mood you're in. A girl with an incredible body can improve her face by leaps and bounds. Plus, if a girl is really good in bed, the desire to keep her around increases significantly as well. I've kept girls around out of loyalty just because they've been so good at getting my rocks off.
Vince Lombardi
10-27-2006, 04:32 PM
A pretty/cute face is a must have for me, but with that said, a butterface is manageable if you stick to mostly darkly lit areas.
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 04:32 PM
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 04:48 PM
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 04:49 PM
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?
Homicide
10-27-2006, 04:54 PM
Thats what the trusty paper bag is for.......
drowe
10-27-2006, 05:37 PM
hey,
why do fat chicks give great head?
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BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
nvot9
10-27-2006, 05:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 05:46 PM
hey,
why do fat chicks give great head?
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BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
Exactly. Otherwise nobody would want to be with them. Afterall, there fat and fat people have fat faces.
one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
what STD's did you give her?
None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?
Waiting by the phone, hoping you'll call...
yourfavestoner
10-27-2006, 06:53 PM
I couldn't see myself actually being with a butterface. But a bootycall? Absolutely no problem with that. How many of you are looking at her face while you're doing her anyways? If she's got a bangin' body, you'll have plenty to distract you from looking at anything above her neck.
thetedginnshow
10-27-2006, 06:56 PM
I'd paper bag it.
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 07:14 PM
I'd paper bag it.
I am sure the girl would go through with that.
thetedginnshow
10-27-2006, 07:15 PM
I'd paper bag it.
I am sure the girl would go through with that.
Did someone say she had to?
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 07:20 PM
I'd paper bag it.
I am sure the girl would go through with that.
Did someone say she had to?
Your making perfect sense.
you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"
girl-WTF no way get away from me
you-Do what I say ***** put this on
girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY
Then you end up in court.
thetedginnshow
10-27-2006, 07:21 PM
I'd paper bag it.
I am sure the girl would go through with that.
Did someone say she had to?
Your making perfect sense.
you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"
girl-WTF no way get away from me
you-Do what I say *********** put this on
girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY
Then you end up in court.
...And thus was the day Greg was introduced to the chloroform rag.
Greg Behrendt
10-27-2006, 07:23 PM
I'd paper bag it.
I am sure the girl would go through with that.
Did someone say she had to?
Your making perfect sense.
you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"
girl-WTF no way get away from me
you-Do what I say *********** put this on
girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY
Then you end up in court.
...And thus was the day Greg was introduced to the chloroform rag.
Touche Thetedginnshow, touche.
Smokey Joe
10-27-2006, 07:43 PM
Cheep and dangerous plastic surgery done by an unlicensed plastic surgeoun from behind a dumpster in the middle of an alley by a 7-eleven.
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