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WMD
05-03-2007, 10:55 PM
ITT, talk about celebrities that you hate.

Fergie- You are annoying. You are not as hot and great as you think you are. Nice body though.

Paris Hilton- See Fergie.. minus the body.

Ashton Kutcher- You, sir, are not comical. Possibly the Holocaust of Comedy.

Bam Margera- Seems like he can give it out but not take it, as far as Jackass style things go.. I also wish his parents kicked his ass when he was a kid, now he thinks he's awesome. No. Go away.

Now you guys post.

Bengals1690
05-03-2007, 10:56 PM
omg i cannot stand rihanna, she has the stupidest lyrics ever and sings through her nose...

DChess
05-03-2007, 10:56 PM
mel gibson

tom crusie

both crazy mother *******

bantx
05-03-2007, 10:58 PM
the lohan damn them freckles!

Bengals1690
05-03-2007, 10:59 PM
you guys can hate on lohan, hilton and fergie all you want. they have no talent, but you cant say you wouldnt hit it.

sweetness34
05-03-2007, 11:01 PM
you guys can hate on lohan, hilton and fergie all you want. they have no talent, but you cant say you wouldnt hit it.

I would not touch Paris Hilton

A) She's not that hott

B) She's slutty as hell

C) She's got every STD in the book and some that haven't been discovered yet

The other two on the hand, hell yes. LL back in her red haired busty days was incredibly hott. And Fergie has a bangin' body.

bantx
05-03-2007, 11:02 PM
you guys can hate on lohan, hilton and fergie all you want. they have no talent, but you cant say you wouldnt hit it.

ew lohan id hold my breath and close my eyes if im ever near her shes not attractive in anyway

DChess
05-03-2007, 11:02 PM
I would not touch Paris Hilton

A) She's not that hott

B) She's slutty as hell

C) She's got every STD in the book and some that haven't been discovered yet

The other two on the hand, hell yes. LL back in her red haired busty days was incredibly hott. And Fergie has a bangin' body.

i agree but i would bang paris

ferige's face is aight, more of a "eh"

but her body is bangin, did you see her rack in grindhouse? it was unbelievable

sweetness34
05-03-2007, 11:07 PM
i agree but i would bang paris

ferige's face is aight, more of a "eh"

but her body is bangin, did you see her rack in grindhouse? it was unbelievable

Paris is probably the one "dumb" celebrity I wouldn't bang. And I'm dead serious.

Creek
05-03-2007, 11:07 PM
Dane Cook- Go steal Louis CK's gun and shoot yourself with it.

DChess
05-03-2007, 11:08 PM
Dane Cook- Go steal Louis CK's gun and shoot yourself with it.

carlos mencia- go get george lopez's, bill cosbys's, and Ari Shaffir's gun and shoot yourself

RaiderNation
05-03-2007, 11:13 PM
Fergie. i just dont think shes hot

Creek
05-03-2007, 11:14 PM
Is Ward a big enough celebrity for me to hate in this thread?

bored of education
05-03-2007, 11:21 PM
Dane Cook- Go steal Louis CK's gun and shoot yourself with it.

I see why you are a HoFer. Much Respect. Louis CK legend.

A hint of his legendariness (Louis Ck's not creek's)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMy6wVNdllI

Creek
05-03-2007, 11:25 PM
Does anyone have a Youtube video on my "legendariness?"

jayceheathman
05-03-2007, 11:26 PM
Is Ward a big enough celebrity for me to hate in this thread?

I would think he is.......The only one I dont like is Renee Zelwegger. She is really scary looking.

Caddy
05-03-2007, 11:48 PM
Fergie. i just dont think shes hot

You can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't tap that if you had the chance.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Fergie-Got-Engaged-With-Josh-Duhames-2.jpg

snuff
05-03-2007, 11:51 PM
You can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't tap that if you had the chance.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Fergie-Got-Engaged-With-Josh-Duhames-2.jpg

You mean:
http://www.violentacres.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fergie.jpg

DChess
05-03-2007, 11:52 PM
You mean:
http://www.violentacres.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fergie.jpg

still toss it in her

WMD
05-03-2007, 11:53 PM
Fergie has a Million Dollar Body but a 10 Cent face..

Caddy
05-03-2007, 11:53 PM
Nothing a brown paper bag won't fix.

bigrick0016
05-03-2007, 11:53 PM
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton

The fact that these two rich, vapid, giggling, spoiled ***** are famous is the number one reason I hate average Americans.

Creek
05-03-2007, 11:58 PM
Queen Latifah- Hey guess what, you're fat. Get off my TV, fattie.

WMD
05-03-2007, 11:58 PM
Dane Cook- Go steal Louis CK's gun and shoot yourself with it.

carlos mencia- go get george lopez's, bill cosbys's, and Ari Shaffir's gun and shoot yourself

Blah, when I started this thread I meant to hate on Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia.. Mencia mainly.. He doesn't even DO anything funny. I really hate that guy.

snuff
05-03-2007, 11:59 PM
Queen Latifah- Hey guess what, you're fat. Get off my TV, fattie. Maybe you should look in the mirror yourself.

DChess
05-03-2007, 11:59 PM
Maybe you should look in the mirror yourself.

he's not on tv

Creek
05-04-2007, 12:00 AM
Maybe you should look in the mirror yourself.

I can't because you broked it for being so uglys.

bigrick0016
05-04-2007, 12:01 AM
Jay Leno - Every piece of idiotic bile that spews from your spastic, bobbling head hits my ears with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a baby's head.

bored of education
05-04-2007, 12:01 AM
Snuff is so gangsters.

Creek
05-04-2007, 12:02 AM
Snuff thinks he's so badass because he picks his spots and lives in Houston. Whatever.

WMD
05-04-2007, 12:03 AM
Well, Houston is a hotbed for badasses. Paul Wall, for example.

DChess
05-04-2007, 12:03 AM
Jay Leno - Every piece of idiotic bile that spews from your spastic, bobbling head hits my ears with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a baby's head.

how long did it take you to write that one?

Creek
05-04-2007, 12:05 AM
Jay Leno - Every piece of idiotic bile that spews from your spastic, bobbling head hits my ears with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a baby's head.

Hey everybody, Captain Dictionary is in town.

*Goes to WMD for Hi-five*

snuff
05-04-2007, 12:05 AM
Well, Houston is a hotbed for badasses. Paul Wall, for example.Yeah, good joke. Awesome.

WMD
05-04-2007, 12:08 AM
Hey everybody, Captain Dictionary is in town.

*Goes to WMD for Hi-five*

http://www.peterschaaf.com/schickele/schickelemeetspdq01/highfive.jpg

bigrick0016
05-04-2007, 12:09 AM
how long did it take you to write that one?

I'm a slow typer, so a while. I'm guessing you're saying I hit the thesauraus pretty hard. However, you must remember that I do not go to Crackron University like yourself.

bantx
05-04-2007, 12:09 AM
oh by the way i hate all of golden state

ElectricEye
05-04-2007, 12:09 AM
Someone mentioned Dane Cook already, but I hate the guy as well...
I'm not really sure of other names. I don't really follow the entire celebrity bullcrap stuff. I've got better stuff to do.

DChess
05-04-2007, 12:11 AM
I'm a slow typer, so a while. I'm guessing you're saying I hit the thesauraus pretty hard. However, you must remember that I do not go to Crackron University like yourself.

nice play on words

steelersfan43
05-04-2007, 12:25 AM
Whats wrong with dane cook?

bantx
05-04-2007, 12:34 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i251/Bantx/Pictures/Whoop.jpg

cunningham06
05-04-2007, 12:36 AM
Well, Houston is a hotbed for badasses. Paul Wall, for example.

Myself as well, I think you've got something there.

cunningham06
05-04-2007, 12:42 AM
I hate David Hasselhoff's alcoholism, he is too great a figure in our culture to die prematurely. He should be cryogenically frozen.

McBain
05-04-2007, 01:23 AM
Jesus, i hate jesus.

dabears10
05-04-2007, 01:24 AM
I Hate Ryan Seacrest. I hope he chokes and dies. I swear my ears are going to bleed next time i hear his voice, or maybe pull the kramer seizure act. Either way he must choke on a **** and die.

Ewing
05-04-2007, 03:13 AM
I'm convinced that Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Larry The Cable Guy and Katt Williams are the four horsemen of the apocalypse doing the bidding of their master, Satan/Denis Leary.

EvilMonkey
05-04-2007, 03:26 AM
well, it's 3:30, i'm a little drunk, and all i can find on TV is the oxyclean guy...

Is it wrong for me to want to shoot him in the head???

WMD
05-04-2007, 02:37 PM
Uh.. I also hate Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah.

ricky bobby
05-04-2007, 02:49 PM
Let's see:

1. Most rappers - Time to grow guys. Stop dressing like clowns and acting like children
2. Paris Hilton - She's popular just because she is popular. Absolutely no talents, expect maybe in bed.

Celebs I like:
Denzel Washington - Simply one of the best actors i've ever seen
Jim Carey - Read above

Zim3031
05-04-2007, 03:31 PM
I can't believe no one has said Rosie O'Donnell.

WMD
05-04-2007, 03:34 PM
Wow, I do indeed hate Rosie O'Donnell...

etk
05-04-2007, 03:38 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/ThisiswhyimhotHQ.jpg

"You ain't cause you not".......

drowe
05-04-2007, 05:12 PM
Dane Cook-sucks, and steals stuff
Rascal Flatts-sucks and duder sounds like he has a cold all the time.
Tom Cruise-do you really believe half the crap you say?
Madonna-so not British
Gary Sheffield-yeah, i'm a Brewer fan. figure it out
Peyton Manning-pre emptive resentment for breaking all of Favre's records
B43-I <3 codespeak
Rosie O'Donnell-she dumb. and fat.


wow, i hate a lot of people.

Notredameleo
05-04-2007, 06:33 PM
When it comes to Fergie, put a flag over her face and Fu*& her for glory!!!

gbpackers0065
05-04-2007, 06:34 PM
Tom ****** Cruise

Bengals1690
05-04-2007, 09:23 PM
paris hilton is going to jail for 45 days, per comcast homepage....

Paul
05-04-2007, 09:29 PM
Ashlee Simpson maybe the most annoying person ever to spawn from satans womb.

Boston
05-04-2007, 09:31 PM
paris hilton is going to jail for 45 days, per comcast homepage....

Maybe they can make a reality TV series out of it, and call it "The Hard Knock Life."

doingthisinsteadofwork
05-04-2007, 10:29 PM
Jane Fonda:Guess it stands where you are on politics.But I hate her.

ricky bobby
05-05-2007, 09:31 AM
paris hilton is going to jail for 45 days, per comcast homepage....
Bend over and pick up the soap, would you lover?

NIN1984
05-05-2007, 10:16 AM
Ashton Kutcher, I remember hearing rumors he was gonna play Ash in the Evil Dead remake, if that was to happen I would freak out