Speaking of magazines

[bored of education]

The only reason why I buy magazines or get their subsrciptions is ofr the free cologne inserts. You get a variety of scents, you never know which hot male athlete is dropping a scent. I recently wore the Addidas, Rich Beem, Sunday scent. I got nothing but bogeys that night at the club. Another good thing about these inserts is that their is no chance you smell like you put a whole bottle on cologne on you. It is gross if you can smell your self or people across the bar can smell you. The hint of Click-Clack upon my neck allowed me to gain the attention of some broad that looked like Nick Mangold's sister. take what you can get!

[UKfan]

The only reason why I buy magazines or get their subsrciptions is ofr the free cologne inserts. You get a variety of scents, you never know which hot male athlete is dropping a scent. I recently wore the Addidas, Rich Beem, Sunday scent. I got nothing but bogeys that night at the club. Another good thing about these inserts is that their is no chance you smell like you put a whole bottle on cologne on you. It is gross if you can smell your self or people across the bar can smell you. The hint of Click-Clack upon my neck allowed me to gain the attention of some broad that looked like Nick Mangold's sister. take what you can get!

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[bored of education]

Its ok feeble midnded simpleton keep spending $40 on a bottle of smelly ooze. you are a slave to the cologne industry.

[bored of education]

I was caught two years ago rubbign the magazine on my neck by my college roomate. Kind of an odd scenario, he thought I was doing some sort of ozmotic masturbation technique.