I had a very embarrassing moment today

[GiantRutgersFan]

I took my last final at college today. I was about a half hour from home, and I was thirsty. So I went to the Burger King drive through. The key to the story is that I am wearing a hat and sunglasses so remember that.

I go up to the machine, and the women is talking spanish. So I am like "this is america, I speak english". So then the women is like "welcome to burger king can I take your order?". I say that I just want a medium Root beer. and this women gets it wrong about 4 times thinking that I want a meal... So eventually, I was like I just cant understand what your saying. So I then drive up to the window where your supposed to pay (I was the only car there, surprisingly) and figure I can just tell her in person what I want cause its just a drink.

At this point, I look in and see that the women working there is my co-worker at the supermarket i work in.... So I am kind of hoping she doesnt notice me. Because I was very rude over the intercom. But she of course, says "GiantRutgersfan is that you?" so I have no idea why, but I said no. then she questions me further "you dont work at __________?" and I was like no... then she says "ok.... well you look exactly like my co-worker."


And I actually talked to this women a good deal over the last couple months. So I am pretty damn sure she knows its me.


Idk why i did that at all. Luckily she wasnt working today. But its gonna be pretty embarrassing tommorow at work.

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

ok.(10....)

[thule]

/partlife....

[Nightmares Win 6-0]

in other news, david blaine is having a show tomorrow in which he eats his own head...

[GB12]

Wow, thanks for imforming us.

[DChess]

i feel like choking a baby

[Sportsfan486]

Wow, that's sad.

[soybean]

was she hot?

[Psycho]

I wonder how many useless threads he will start during the summer...

over/under 500?

[cunningham06]

You were wearing glasses and a hat, and you told someone you talk to regularly that it isn't you? That's pretty ********. Actually that reminds me of the scene from 16 blocks (****** movie) when Mos Def gets off the bus wearing glasses, all the cops are just like "where the hell did that guy go?" "Oh it's not him this guy is wearing glasses." I've just been wanting to point that out for a while and a GRF thread seemed as good a place as any to post something random and irrelevant.

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

I like it how he posts a thread and then doesnt reply.

[DChess]

You were wearing glasses and a hat, and you told someone you talk to regularly that it isn't you? That's pretty ********. Actually that reminds me of the scene from 16 blocks (****** movie) when Mos Def gets off the bus wearing glasses, all the cops are just like "where the hell did that guy go?" "Oh it's not him this guy is wearing glasses." I've just been wanting to point that out for a while and a GRF thread seemed as good a place as any to post something random and irrelevant.

seems like you've been holding that in for quite some time. hmm ill ge tsomething off my chest

all those army commericals are cheesy and messed up

best one, the cops are looking for a kid, they find him, shine the light on him. he walks over to the car like a bad ass, chills on the door. they cops are like it crashed again, then he gives one of my favorite liens ever "reboot with f8 and safe mode". then he gives this grin like he just blew it on some girls chest. so good yet so incredibly bad

[WMD]

Did you get your Root Beer?

[cunningham06]

seems like you've been holding that in for quite some time. hmm ill ge tsomething off my chest

all those army commericals are cheesy and messed up

best one, the cops are looking for a kid, they find him, shine the light on him. he walks over to the car like a bad ass, chills on the door. they cops are like it crashed again, then he gives one of my favorite liens ever "reboot with f8 and safe mode". then he gives this grin like he just blew it on some girls chest. so good yet so incredibly bad

My favorite is they show a clip of Socom or some other military game, and then the real army and they talk about how awesome the army is. It's just like a video game, we promise!

[bearsfan_51]

But she of course, says "GiantRutgersfan is that you?"

By far my favorite part.

[GB12]

Lies! Lies I tell you! Burger King doesn't have Root Beer

[Psycho]

Did anyone else see those David Blaine NBA playoff commercials?
They get worse and worse every year...

[DChess]

My favorite is they show a clip of Socom or some other military game, and then the real army and they talk about how awesome the army is. It's just like a video game, we promise!

ya, the line is "hey you guys are pretty good at this game, want a real challenge", or something so corny.

[cunningham06]

Did anyone else see those David Blaine NBA playoff commercials?
They get worse and worse every year...

I just don't like David Blaine ever since the breath holding incident. He said he would break the record or die, and he didn't break the record. That's ***** ****. I did enjoy watching the divers in the tank try to keep him under water while he was fighting them off though. Letting David Blaine die on national tv really would have boosted their ratings.

[kalbears13]

You shoulda just floored it out of the drive thru. You didn't pay for anything.

[DChess]

speaking of blaine, chris angel's on conan, and he looks like a fheg

[cunningham06]

This may sound crazy, but I think I know a way to combat GRF's many pointless threads. When one of these threads is posted, just change the topic to something equally random, but more enertaining ie. crab people, Rufio, shadowboxing, etc.

[yourfavestoner]

I am so blunted, and I don't think a post has ever made me laugh harder in my life.

[kalbears13]

Paris Hilton is going to get raped by a woman named Frank.

[cunningham06]

Paris Hilton is going to get raped by a woman named Frank.

Haha a girl I know is cousins with Paris.

[DChess]

I just don't like David Blaine ever since the breath holding incident. He said he would break the record or die, and he didn't break the record. That's ***** ****. I did enjoy watching the divers in the tank try to keep him under water while he was fighting them off though. Letting David Blaine die on national tv really would have boosted their ratings.

thats what we already do

[Psycho]

Paris Hilton is going to get raped by a woman named Frank.LINK !!!!!
I wonder what the tape is going to be called...

[GiantRutgersFan]

Did you get your Root Beer?

yes. I think it was Dr. Pepper actually not really sure.


But yea, I was wearing dark sunglasses. Idk why I didnt just say it was me, but I didnt.

[DChess]

^ a night of scissoring in paris

[nobodyinparticular]

I go up to the machine, and the women is talking spanish...
...and this women gets it wrong about 4 times thinking that I want a meal...
...the women working...
...this women...

Holy crap. You are supposedly in college, taking college finals yet you don't know the difference between "women" and "woman". The word "women" being the plural form of the female gender of the human species. While the word "woman" is the singular form of the female gender of the human species.

Saying "the women is" would be like saying "the mice is" or "the geese is" or "the cats is" or "I have absolutely no grasp of the English language."

So:

a) You are lying to us in this elaborate, pathetic scheme to make us think that you are in college when you are really in 5th grade.

or

b) You really are in college and you have the language arts level of a 5th grader.

A lot of other people on this forum make the same mistake, but none of them try to talk about "college finals" while making a fool of themselves. That's absolutely ridiculous.

[GiantRutgersFan]

Holy crap. You are supposedly in college, taking college finals yet you don't know the difference between "women" and "woman". The word "women" being the plural form of the female gender of the human species. While the word "woman" is the singular form of the female gender of the human species.

Saying "the women is" would be like saying "the mice is" or "the geese is" or "the cats is" or "I have absolutely no grasp of the English language."

So:

a) You are lying to us in this elaborate, pathetic scheme to make us think that you are in college when you are really in 5th grade.

or

b) You really are in college and you have the language arts level of a 5th grader.

A lot of other people on this forum make the same mistake, but none of them try to talk about "college finals" while making a fool of themselves. That's absolutely ridiculous.



.....

I dont care what you guys think. This isnt english class mang. I dont even know what an adjective or a verb is but im in a good college

What is so hard to believe im 20...

[nobodyinparticular]

My favorite is they show a clip of Socom or some other military game, and then the real army and they talk about how awesome the army is. It's just like a video game, we promise!

"And then they explained to me that there is no respawn and I was like, forget this!"

[cunningham06]

I is in colledge!

[nobodyinparticular]

I is in colledge!

I be edumacated.

[DChess]

I be edumacated.

i's speak english good

[cunningham06]

This is how I picture GRF if he is in college like he says.

http://static.flickr.com/24/47770786_006d389ee5.jpg

[iowatreat54]

.....

I dont care what you guys think. This isnt english class mang. I dont even know what an adjective or a verb is but im in a good college

What is so hard to believe im 20...

how do you graduate high school let alone get into any college with out knowing what a adjective or a verb is? I'm not trying to rip on you, that's just pathetic...for you and the college that accepted you...

what school do you go to?

[kalbears13]

.....

I dont care what you guys think. This isnt english class mang. I dont even know what an adjective or a verb is but im in a good college

What is so hard to believe im 20...

Ughh...haven't you ever played Mad Libs?

[Psycho]

I love the looks on other people's faces in that photo... priceless

[iowatreat54]

This is how I picture GRF if he is in college like he says.

http://static.flickr.com/24/47770786_006d389ee5.jpg

although I love the comparison...your discrediting Tommy Callahan Jr. a little too much...I mean he atleast knew Herbie Hancock

[GiantRutgersFan]

how do you graduate high school let alone get into any college with out knowing what a adjective or a verb is? I'm not trying to rip on you, that's just pathetic...for you and the college that accepted you...

what school do you go to?

Believe it or not, good SAT scores. And my football coaches pulling me into their classes and giving me A's to up my GPA lmao.

[cunningham06]

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.

This quote was what sold the comparison for me.

[iowatreat54]

Believe it or not, good SAT scores. And my football coaches pulling me into their classes and giving me A's to up my GPA lmao.

last time I checked you kinda had to atleast know grammar and parts of speech to do well on atleast part of the SAT...explain that one...and again, what school do you go to?

[Psycho]

You're one shameless attention *****.

[GiantRutgersFan]

what school do you go to?

mmmmm..... I dont really feel comfortable saying exactly. One of these ones though


TCNJ, Drew University, Fairleigh Dickinson University, Montclair State University, Stockton college, or Rider university.

[cunningham06]

Why do you not feel comfortable theres probably a decent amount of people at this so called "college" it's not like people would instantly know who you were.

[NickBam]

That was a disappointment. I was expecting so much more out of that story. As soon as I read the title, I was praying GRF wrote it, only to be let down by an uneventful story.

[Flyboy]

By far my favorite part.

Nah, man. It was all about:

I go up to the machine, and the women is talking spanish. So I am like "this is america, I speak english".

[Psycho]

Hmm... it makes you wonder why someone would care about giving the name of their university away after they have already forcibly shared uninteresting, insignificant, boring details about their personal life over an internet football forum, such as their embarassing moments, their job(s), and their supposed "sex life"

[Sportsfan486]

Hmm... it makes you wonder why someone would care about giving the name of their university away after they have already forcibly shared uninteresting, insignificant, boring details about their personal life over an internet football forum, such as their embarassing moments, their job(s), and their supposed "sex life"

Speaking of which, how is the right hand doing GRF?

[GiantRutgersFan]

allrite you haters..... heres part of my transcript with my SAT scores on it and proof i am in college


http://images7.pictiger.com/thumbs/86/b07c8e626d70d85490f7bf1b14c1a086.th.jpg


I expect + rep

[iowatreat54]

Speaking of which, how is the right hand doing GRF?

I heard he broke up with Jill and is now going out with Rosie Palm

[Psycho]

A Big X mark... very impressive...
BTW, anyone else thinks that JetsFuture and GRF are related?
Both are likey to reside in NJ.
Both are immature and annoying.
Both address others as haters.
Both are giant homers.
Both are shameless attention whores.

[49ersfan_87]

GRF is the most entertaining poster ever.

[GiantRutgersFan]

http://img502.imageshack.us/my.php?image=proofyz9.jpg

[GiantRutgersFan]

A Big X mark... very impressive...
BTW, anyone else thinks that JetsFuture and GRF are related?
Both are likey to reside in NJ.
Both are immature and annoying.
Both address others as haters.
Both are giant homers.
Both are shameless attention whores.

fixed. what now

[iowatreat54]

what are you going to do with an economics degree? teach economics...because that's really what its good for...

[GiantRutgersFan]

what are you going to do with an economics degree? teach economics...because that's really what its good for...

pssshhh John Elway had an economics degree. Its basically just a more versatile business degree. and dont go changing the subject.

[49ersfan_87]

fixed. what now

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[Caddy]

GRF is the most entertaining poster ever.

I don't know if that is necessarily a good or bad thing. Sure he is funny, but to laugh at such stupidity seems kind of unfortunate for GRF.

[Psycho]

A Big X mark... very impressive...
BTW, anyone else thinks that JetsFuture and GRF are related?
Both are likey to reside in NJ.
Both are immature and annoying.
Both address others as haters.
Both are giant homers.
Both are shameless attention whores.

fixed. what now

Still doesn't change any of the last five sentences.

[iowatreat54]

John Elway is also a hall of fame QB so I'm guessing he never really used that degree...and the subject is you didn't get into a "good college" based solely on your SAT...your best score, if I read clearly, was a 1230...while good, that is not a great score and would not get you into a "good college" alone...so again, you had to have done well in high school, which would imply you should know some kind of grammar...or that your school just accepted anyone willing to apply...

[GiantRutgersFan]

I don't know if that is necessarily a good or bad thing. Sure he is funny, but to laugh at such stupidity seems kind of unfortunate for GRF.

stupid? i got 1230 on the SATs and am in college brah

[GiantRutgersFan]

John Elway is also a hall of fame QB so I'm guessing he never really used that degree...and the subject is you didn't get into a "good college" based solely on your SAT...your best score, if I read clearly, was a 1230...while good, that is not a great score and would not get you into a "good college" alone...so again, you had to have done well in high school, which would imply you should know some kind of grammar...or that your school just accepted anyone willing to apply...

2.0 GPA.


Im a baller. what can i say.

I gave you a list of respected schools, and im in one of them.


dont try to be a hater and deny, cause im living it

[iowatreat54]

well good luck with your economics degree...I'll look for you on the streets with all the english and dance majors...I'll be the one sparing change for your next crack fix

[GiantRutgersFan]

well good luck with your economics degree...I'll look for you on the streets with all the english and dance majors...I'll be the one sparing change for your next crack fix

well good luck living in Iowa. I will be looking for you in fields of corn and potatos. I might give you a calzone or something.

[iowatreat54]

Yea too bad I'm from Chicago...good try though, either way a living in Iowa is more than anything you will do with your life

oh and Iowa is twice the school of any of those you listed...

[D-Unit]

I just had to laugh after the first post. I thought it was funny GRF. :D

I have to ask though... How did you manage to lie to her with a straight face? I would've busted out laughing after lying the first time!!! hahaha

[Addict]

allrite you haters..... heres part of my transcript with my SAT scores on it and proof i am in college


http://images7.pictiger.com/thumbs/86/b07c8e626d70d85490f7bf1b14c1a086.th.jpg


I expect + rep

I expect to be sexually pleased by beautiful busty women every day of my life. But like you getting positive repped, I just can't see it happen anytime soon.

[Tobzilla]

I find it hard to believe you're someone over the age of 16.

[niel89]

I mean, yea I take advantage of girls and stuff, but idk.

i like this the best

[Bengals1690]

wtf...GRF has positive rep!!!

[bored of education]

the puppy that lost his way by GRF

[drowe]

wtf...GRF has positive rep!!!

yeah, how the hell did that happen?

[Damix]

A 2.0 is academic probation is a lot of schools

[nobodyinparticular]

i like this the best

I like this one better...

idk, i've had sex with like 10 girls so whatever.

[bored of education]

like so whatever GRF

[Vikes99ej]

How in the hell does GiantsRutgersFans not have three red bars?

[BigDawg819]

Why does the tool we know as GRF have positive rep? Who would +rep him? I go away for 2 days and this happens? I am very disappointed in the forum right now........

[AlexDown]

The funny thing is he is the biggest troll on this forum and you all keep responding to his topics. Just stop.

[ncst8fan83]

http://i8.tinypic.com/4osh2mu.jpg

[NIN1984]

Lies! Lies I tell you! Burger King doesn't have Root Beer

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

[TedGinn07]

Yea too bad I'm from Chicago...good try though, either way a living in Iowa is more than anything you will do with your life

oh and Iowa is twice the school of any of those you listed...
What are you doing that is so important? Getting a business degree from Iowa?

[awfullyquiet]

those are testicles

[Xonraider]

So your real name is GiantsRutgersFan?

[princefielder28]

Wow! You're brilliant!

[slightlyaraiderfan]

Nice job with that picture guy.

[eacantdraft]

Why does the tool we know as GRF have positive rep? Who would +rep him? I go away for 2 days and this happens? I am very disappointed in the forum right now........


Had to be a moderator. I give him positive reps just to help eliminate the competition for the red square king.

[etk]

Had to be a moderator. I give him positive reps just to help eliminate the competition for the red square king.

Your rep is as worthless as you are.

[Charm City Byrdgang]

Why does the tool we know as GRF have positive rep? Who would +rep him? I go away for 2 days and this happens? I am very disappointed in the forum right now........

I rep him regularly. Hes is my absolute favorite poster. I dont know if its schtick or hes really that ignorant to the world, but whatever it is hes the absolute funniest poster on this board. GRF is the only poster on this board who makes me laugh out loud.

[Addict]

I rep him regularly. Hes is my absolute favorite poster. I dont know if its schtick or hes really that ignorant to the world, but whatever it is hes the absolute funniest poster on this board. GRF is the only poster on this board who makes me laugh out loud.

that's a good point you make.
Still the guy is a tool.

[bigbluedefense]

This was the stupidest thread ever.....


GRF.....stop pretending to be over the age of 15

[soybean]

I rep him regularly. Hes is my absolute favorite poster. I dont know if its schtick or hes really that ignorant to the world, but whatever it is hes the absolute funniest poster on this board. GRF is the only poster on this board who makes me laugh out loud.

seriously... how could you not like him? he's like: screech from saved by the bell, urkel from family matters, kimmy gibler from full house, joey/phoebe from friends, kelly from married with children, i could go on and on.

besides, i rather read about this than read about what people have in their cd players or about the mlb draft.

[VoteLynnSwan]

Had to be a moderator. I give him positive reps just to help eliminate the competition for the red square king.

you have a long way to go to catch tnewfan... and you'll never catch RWFender, although that rep is entirely undeserved...

but yea, your rep has no effect on me... so nice try.

[-black]

I repped him......

[Addict]

you have a long way to go to catch tnewfan... and you'll never catch RWFender, although that rep is entirely undeserved...

but yea, your rep has no effect on me... so nice try.

Tnewfan is miles ahead. And RWFender's rep was rediculous, I still don't understand how it dropped so low.

Anyways, I think EA ment he positive reps GRF so that he can have most red squares, I don't think he repped you, but then again what the hell do I know.