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etk
05-10-2007, 02:20 PM
Congratulations to sdpads24, who turned 105 years old today. The big 105 is quite the crowning achievement for a red-repped veteran.

Many still believe that the honour of oldest member goes to Bearsfan 51. The late great snuff thought he was 106.

This begs the question.....who is the oldest member of the NFLDC Message Boards?

Philliez01
05-10-2007, 02:20 PM
I think its "IamCanadian".

yourfavestoner
05-10-2007, 02:20 PM
Iamcanadian.

SeanTaylorRIP
05-10-2007, 02:21 PM
D is around 30 I think.

Jay
05-10-2007, 02:27 PM
I feel really old here sometimes. I'm 26. Probably not the oldest, but close to the top haha...

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-10-2007, 02:30 PM
I will be 4,346 in July.

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 02:31 PM
i honestly think im the youngest...

bigbluedefense
05-10-2007, 02:33 PM
Im 24....so thats probably upper tier.


Scottyboy, how old are ya?

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 02:34 PM
lets just say i get my permit in less than a month!!!! :)

bsaza2358
05-10-2007, 02:36 PM
I'm 27 and almost certainly over the actual 'mean' age.

Philliez01
05-10-2007, 02:36 PM
lets just say i get my permit in less than a month!!!! :)

Nah, I am about half a year younger than you I think.

Moses
05-10-2007, 02:37 PM
Mean age cannot be more than 17-18 here.

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 02:39 PM
Nah, I am about half a year younger than you I think.

wow thats pretty young. so im guessing your 15 now like i am? but your birthday's further off than mine

skinzzfan25
05-10-2007, 02:50 PM
I'm 15 and a half, just about.

TH3
05-10-2007, 02:52 PM
I turn 21 in December...

SeanTaylorRIP
05-10-2007, 02:54 PM
I'm 23 years old.

UKfan
05-10-2007, 02:55 PM
21 years young here. This thread makes me happy, I thought I was one of the old uns here!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-10-2007, 02:56 PM
Mean age cannot be more than 17-18 here.


Probably. There are a few posters in their 20s, a couple in the 30s are over, and a bunch right around the 17-18 spot. And then a whole ton of young kids.

TH3
05-10-2007, 02:56 PM
how old is NJX?

RoyHall#1
05-10-2007, 02:57 PM
Iamcanadian is about 60, don't remember the actual age though.

slightlyaraiderfan
05-10-2007, 02:58 PM
how old is NJX?
25, we're the same age. :(

He was wondering when an age thread would start up again..

bored of education
05-10-2007, 02:59 PM
I'm 25 years old

RoyHall#1
05-10-2007, 03:02 PM
I'm 25 years old

So... what's with the name? College still?

fischbowl
05-10-2007, 03:05 PM
Tomorrows my birthday. the big 17

Moses
05-10-2007, 03:06 PM
Tomorrows my birthday. the big 17

Worst age to turn. No extra benefits like 16, 18, and 19.

Paul
05-10-2007, 03:06 PM
20. Suck it oldies.

Im_a_Romosexual
05-10-2007, 03:09 PM
18. I assume I'm at the average age

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 03:10 PM
I'm 27. Right now i'm on the leaderboards...

Fantastic.

ccB
05-10-2007, 03:14 PM
Im 20, gonna be 21.

RoyHall#1
05-10-2007, 03:18 PM
Worst age to turn. No extra benefits like 16, 18, and 19.

R-rated movies, mature rated games... what's at 19?

Giantsfan1080
05-10-2007, 03:19 PM
Jughead and I are both 23 years old. It seems a lot of the guys with the most rep are older posters which makes sense.

Sportsfan486
05-10-2007, 03:19 PM
Iamcanadian is about 60, don't remember the actual age though.

Is anyone else thinking pedo???

Joking.

I'm 21 so.. above average?

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 03:20 PM
well, it could be the all-mighty Scott

Moses
05-10-2007, 03:21 PM
R-rated movies, mature rated games... what's at 19?

Oh, rating system is different in Canada. 18A is our equivalent to R-rated movies (obviously you have to be 18). That said, I haven't been turned down any movie/game since I was like 12.

19 is legal drinking age in Ontario, Canada.

dabears10
05-10-2007, 03:22 PM
R-rated movies, mature rated games... what's at 19?

Bars for America.
20 is the useless age, it's just to taunt you that you are not nearly as qualified as people who are 21 to drink.

princefielder28
05-10-2007, 03:25 PM
I turned 18 on March 4th

bsaza2358
05-10-2007, 03:26 PM
I remember 20 being a very frustrating year. Luckily, I had a few friends turn 21 the summer before, so getting booze wasn't an issue.

Shiver
05-10-2007, 03:26 PM
Jughead and I are both 23 years old. It seems a lot of the guys with the most rep are older posters which makes sense.

Except for me. I'm just a 17 year old who happens to make sense.

Philliez01
05-10-2007, 03:27 PM
wow thats pretty young. so im guessing your 15 now like i am? but your birthday's further off than mine

Yup, that's right. Good to see another RU fan on here too.

Moses
05-10-2007, 03:28 PM
I remember 20 being a very frustrating year. Luckily, I had a few friends turn 21 the summer before, so getting booze wasn't an issue.

The wonders of Canada. ;)

18 you can get booze from Quebec (which is convient if you live close to it like me).

As a 15/16/17 year old, it's not hard to track down boozes or get your hands on a fake I.D. that works in LCBOs or depanneurs.

Chucky
05-10-2007, 03:32 PM
The wonders of Canada. ;)

18 you can get booze from Quebec (which is convient if you live close to it like me).

As a 15/16/17 year old, it's not hard to track down boozes or get your hands on a fake I.D. that works in LCBOs or depanneurs.

The only bad thing is the ****** LCBO, we pay so much for goddamn alcohal, thats kind of frustrating, but everyone who works there are retarted

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 03:34 PM
Except for me. I'm just a 17 year old who happens to make sense.

Which i think is pretty good.

Further proof that age is really irrelevant when determining true stupidity.

Moses
05-10-2007, 03:35 PM
The only bad thing is the ****** LCBO, we pay so much for goddamn alcohal, thats kind of frustrating, but everyone who works there are retarted

Yup, LCBO prices are terrible. It's because it's government-run and they pay their employees astronomical wages and don't have any competetion. I think the starting pay for an LCBO worker is like $12 or $13 an hour. It goes up quite quickly as well.

If you want cheap booze, head over the border to Quebec. Depanneurs will sell you a 24 for like $16 if you get something cheap. Alcohol is cheaper too.

As for ID checking at LCBO and depanneurs...complete joke. I've been 16/17 and not even been asked for ID at some places.

49ersfan_87
05-10-2007, 03:35 PM
Except for me. I'm just a 17 year old who happens to make sense.

I actually thought you were in your 20s.

Anyways, i am 19 years old.

OSUGiants17
05-10-2007, 03:36 PM
i honestly think im the youngest...
I think I am.

stephenson86
05-10-2007, 03:40 PM
18 and i have the knees of a 70 year old

UKfan
05-10-2007, 03:41 PM
18 and i have the knees of a 70 year old

Co-sign, my knees are ******!

Moses
05-10-2007, 03:43 PM
Co-sign, my knees are ******!

Same. They've been messed since I've been like 15 though. I grew too fast or something and the muscles (or tendons or something) started pulling off my knees. Pretty painful, especially when playing hockey.

Rub A5-35 is a godsend.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-10-2007, 03:43 PM
What are you guys doing over there in England?

Bengals1690
05-10-2007, 03:44 PM
16 baby....

Paul
05-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Except for me. I'm just a 17 year old who happens to make sense.

I swore you were in your 20's.

princefielder28
05-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Same. They've been messed since I've been like 15 though. I grew too fast or something and the muscles (or tendons or something) started pulling off my knees. Pretty painful, especially when playing hockey.

Rub A5-35 is a godsend.

That really sucks

UKfan
05-10-2007, 03:48 PM
Same. They've been messed since I've been like 15 though. I grew too fast or something and the muscles (or tendons or something) started pulling off my knees. Pretty painful, especially when playing hockey.

Rub A5-35 is a godsend.


Yeah, I have that going on now, patella tendonitis, my tendon completely ripped off my right knee.

Giantsfan1080
05-10-2007, 03:48 PM
Yup, that's right. Good to see another RU fan on here too.

There is surpisingly a good contingent of Rutgers fans on here. You, Scotty, Josh, me, Jughead. I'm not sure if I left someone out. Jughead is a ND fan first but he also goes to Ru so.

etk
05-10-2007, 03:49 PM
There is surpisingly a good contingent of Rutgers fans on here. You, Scotty, Josh, me, Jughead. I'm not sure if I left someone out. Jughead is a ND fan first but he also goes to Ru so.

You left out GRF....

and BeansDooma I think.

P-L
05-10-2007, 03:52 PM
I'm 20. However, Iamcanadian is the oldest member in his 60's.

Giantsfan1080
05-10-2007, 03:53 PM
You left out GRF....

and BeansDooma I think.

True. GRF was an obvious one. Beans I'm not sure I know.

diabsoule
05-10-2007, 03:54 PM
I feel really old here sometimes. I'm 26. Probably not the oldest, but close to the top haha...

I'm 24 and I feel really old on here at times.

terribletowel39
05-10-2007, 03:55 PM
20 here only a month and 12 days until i can go to a resturaunt and drink.

Moses
05-10-2007, 04:00 PM
That really sucks

You know it. If it didn't happen, I'd probably be a 3-sport athlete right now...NBA, NFL, NHL.

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 04:14 PM
You left out GRF....

and BeansDooma I think.

i think he left GRF off on purpose! ;)

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 04:15 PM
I remember 20 being a very frustrating year. Luckily, I had a few friends turn 21 the summer before, so getting booze wasn't an issue.

GASP!!! bsaza illegally consumer alcohol???? im very shocked!!! :)

Space Ghost
05-10-2007, 04:24 PM
I am nine and 5/365. I haven't learned LCD yet in school :(

Go_Eagles77
05-10-2007, 04:26 PM
I'm turning 16 in August, but I'll just give the old internet excuse and say I'm really mature for my age.

terribletowel39
05-10-2007, 04:27 PM
I am nine and 5/365. I haven't learned LCD yet in school :(
please tell me you aren't really nine years old.

princefielder28
05-10-2007, 04:30 PM
please tell me you aren't really nine years old.

I'm sure he's not

critesy
05-10-2007, 04:47 PM
17 years of age i am.

also my brothers looks exactly like me and they're 19 and 21 so i can use their id's to get booze :)

thule
05-10-2007, 04:58 PM
Since this is turning into a age census I'll chime in...I'm 19 years old.

Scotty D
05-10-2007, 05:00 PM
I'm 20. However, Iamcanadian is the oldest member in his 60's.

Are you serious? No wonder he is so bitter with all those losing seasons of Lions football.

kalbears13
05-10-2007, 05:17 PM
Tomorrows my birthday. the big 17

My Birthday is the day after tomorrow and I turn 17 so I'm a day younger than you.

etk
05-10-2007, 05:20 PM
My Birthday is the day after tomorrow and I turn 17 so I'm a day younger than you.

Nice math buddy....

I'm 16 by the way since everyone spammed this thread to suit their own needs :(

kalbears13
05-10-2007, 05:24 PM
Does anyone know how old Scott Wright is?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-10-2007, 05:26 PM
Does anyone know how old Scott Wright is?


He is the beginning, and the end.

Windy
05-10-2007, 05:36 PM
http://www.themaskedmarvel.com/Images/Mask_OldMan.jpg

KILLERSANTA
05-10-2007, 05:44 PM
I'm 1 + 10 - 82 + 523 - 43 -599 + 69 - 454 + 420 + 435 - 325 + 45 + 18......

etk
05-10-2007, 06:12 PM
I'm 1 + 10 - 82 + 523 - 43 -599 + 69 - 454 + 420 + 435 - 325 + 45 + 18......

Anyone who actually calculates the answer to that has no life.

terribletowel39
05-10-2007, 06:19 PM
Anyone who actually calculates the answer to that has no life.
not even if we already had calculator open due to work and there is nothing to do at work right now??

Go_Eagles77
05-10-2007, 06:21 PM
Anyone who actually calculates the answer to that has no life.

... He's 18.

etk
05-10-2007, 06:23 PM
not even if we already had calculator open due to work and there is nothing to do at work right now??

... He's 18.

You losers fail life. Go hide in a corner with GiantRutgersfan.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 06:26 PM
51 isn't the oldest... He is only like 25 I believe.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 06:29 PM
Same. They've been messed since I've been like 15 though. I grew too fast or something and the muscles (or tendons or something) started pulling off my knees. Pretty painful, especially when playing hockey.

Rub A5-35 is a godsend.
My knees are pretty painful as well, but I never really put much thought into it. They always pop and stuff whenever I crouch down. I think it is probably because I grew too fast as well. The Summer between 8th grade and high school, I grew about 6 inches, and about 2-3 inches from my freshman year to my sophmore year. As of now, I'd say I probably have at least 2 more inches left in me, and up to 5 depending on if I have another growth spurt.

Also, it is not as bad where you have your tendens popping off and stuff, but they still suck.

jkpigskin
05-10-2007, 06:31 PM
18
senior in high school

Tubby
05-10-2007, 06:35 PM
I'm sure D-Unit (yes, the admin) is the youngest here at 13 or 14.

Beans
05-10-2007, 06:40 PM
I joined at 14, 16 now. So not me.

OSUGiants17
05-10-2007, 06:46 PM
I'm under 15

sdpads24
05-10-2007, 06:51 PM
Ha. Got a good laugh about that. I forgot that I put this birth date in.

LitoSheppard
05-10-2007, 06:52 PM
i honestly think im the youngest...

How old are you?

bearsfan_51
05-10-2007, 06:52 PM
I wish I was 106 so I could just die already and get off of this miserable world.

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 07:35 PM
How old are you?

well, after reading alot of posts im not the youngest, and if you actually read the other threads im 15 soon turning 16(ahhh and it was indeed a SWEET 16 season :))

bantx
05-10-2007, 07:51 PM
im 12 years young, straight thug life fa sho

kalbears13
05-10-2007, 08:02 PM
im 12 years young, straight thug life fa sho

really? How'd you get so good at photoshop?

Staubach12
05-10-2007, 08:37 PM
16. Anybody here have kids (other than D-Unit)?

ny10804
05-10-2007, 08:38 PM
I'm part of the one six mafia.

Staubach12
05-10-2007, 08:39 PM
Anyone who actually calculates the answer to that has no life.

I did it, and then read your post. I just realized what a nerd I am.

Staubach12
05-10-2007, 08:40 PM
I'm sure D-Unit (yes, the admin) is the youngest here at 13 or 14.

He has a kid!

Scotty D
05-10-2007, 08:42 PM
I'm sure D-Unit (yes, the admin) is the youngest here at 13 or 14.

LoL. Did you really fall for that?

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 08:43 PM
16. Anybody here have kids (other than D-Unit)?

no i don't. praise allah.
i'm too 'young' to have kids. even though i have a whole bunch of friends with 2 yr olds. makes me a little scared.

Staubach12
05-10-2007, 08:48 PM
no i don't. praise allah.
i'm too 'young' to have kids. even though i have a whole bunch of friends with 2 yr olds. makes me a little scared.

There's a WR on my football team who has a 2-year-old kid.

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 08:50 PM
There's a WR on my football team who has a 2-year-old kid.

i'm 27.
it's normally for 25 yr olds to start popping out babies.
i'm not at that point yet.

Staubach12
05-10-2007, 08:52 PM
i'm 27.
it's normally for 25 yr olds to start popping out babies.
i'm not at that point yet.

Ah, I see. Dude on my team is 18.

FlutiesDropKick
05-10-2007, 08:55 PM
Ah, I see. Dude on my team is 18.

that child has what people like to call.....a slutty mom

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 08:57 PM
that child has what people like to call.....a slutty mom

i hope you rot. you have no frickan clue.

FlutiesDropKick
05-10-2007, 08:58 PM
i hope you rot. you have no frickan clue.

sorry it was uncalled for, i;m just in a bad ****** mood

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-10-2007, 08:59 PM
sorry it was uncalled for, i;m just in a bad ****** mood

I still love you FDK.

FlutiesDropKick
05-10-2007, 09:04 PM
I still love you FDK.

thanks Chris, i've been gone for a while and its nice to see somethings, like our undying love, haven't changed

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 09:07 PM
I'm sure D-Unit (yes, the admin) is the youngest here at 13 or 14.
you are dumber then I would have thought if you actually believed that.

FlutiesDropKick
05-10-2007, 09:08 PM
you are dummer then I would have thought if you actually believed that.

you mean dumber ;-)

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 09:18 PM
you mean dumber ;-)

:eek:

lol, same difference...

someone447
05-10-2007, 09:34 PM
that child has what people like to call.....a slutty mom

Not necessarily slutty, but not the sharpest tool in the shed. Birth control FTW!!!

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 09:37 PM
boys. don't know their ****.

quit while you're all ahead.

as my mother always told us, make sure you keep the gun in the holster, but if you have to draw it, make sure you have a silencer.

Paul
05-10-2007, 09:49 PM
boys. don't know their ****.

quit while you're all ahead.

as my mother always told us, make sure you keep the gun in the holster, but if you have to draw it, make sure you have a silencer.

My parents used to say wear a condom. Euphemisms are silly.

Sportsfan486
05-10-2007, 09:55 PM
Condoms only work 8 to 9 times out of 10.

Condoms + pills is much safer.

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 09:57 PM
Condoms only work 8 to 9 times out of 10.

Condoms + pills is much safer.

that's what i say.

thule
05-10-2007, 10:00 PM
The pull out technique is just about as effective as condoms.

bearsfan_51
05-10-2007, 10:01 PM
16. Anybody here have kids (other than D-Unit)?
A couple, but I don't really claim them.

duckseason
05-10-2007, 10:01 PM
boys. don't know their ****.

quit while you're all ahead.

as my mother always told us, make sure you keep the gun in the holster, but if you have to draw it, make sure you have a silencer.
For whatever reason, my gun feels much more comfortable outside of it's holster. It seems to thrive in a much warmer and humid environment. So anytime I get the chance to do right by my gun, then that's what I do. And that's only a small part of what makes us bff. Your mom was trying her best to create a divide between her sons and their guns, it seems.

Paul
05-10-2007, 10:02 PM
The pull out technique is just about as effective as condoms.

I just said euphemisms are silly but whatever:

"Like basketball, you always dribble before you shoot."

bearsfan_51
05-10-2007, 10:02 PM
If you wear condoms you might as well just cut off your nuts and join the priesthood.

Seriously.

Condoms...just say no.

Windy
05-10-2007, 10:04 PM
16. Anybody here have kids (other than D-Unit)?

Define "have".

I haven't fathered any children but I do keep a few in my van out back.

Paul
05-10-2007, 10:05 PM
Define "have".

I haven't fathered any children but I do keep a few in my van out back.

You have the windows rolled down?

bearsfan_51
05-10-2007, 10:05 PM
Define "have".

I haven't fathered any children but I do keep a few in my van out back.
No that's own children Windy. And they aren't people if you don't feed them.

Windy
05-10-2007, 10:06 PM
You have the windows rolled down?


Only when I offer them some Jolly Ranchers.

duckseason
05-10-2007, 10:06 PM
If you wear condoms you might as well just cut off your nuts and join the priesthood.

Seriously.

Condoms...just say no.

I'd honestly rather make love to my hand than use a condom. They have their place, but not as a regular thing.

Paul
05-10-2007, 10:09 PM
Only when I offer them some Jolly Ranchers.

Spoiled little kids.

Paranoidmoonduck
05-10-2007, 10:15 PM
I'd honestly rather make love to my hand than use a condom. They have their place, but not as a regular thing.

More specifically, Trojan condoms suck. I'm at a point where not wrapping up is probably a really poor idea.

And for this whole census deal, I'm 18.

duckseason
05-10-2007, 10:20 PM
More specifically, Trojan condoms suck. I'm at a point where not wrapping up is probably a really poor idea.

And for this whole census deal, I'm 18.

Yeah, I've yet to find one that I really thought was adequate. A good policy is to use them when you obviously need to, and then work towards freedom with that particular girl. I've yet to have any problems. Except for that nasty burn I had for a week straight after windy spent the night a few months ago. Antibiotics cleared that right up though, so no harm done.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:33 PM
51 uses the sponge...

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:37 PM
51 uses the sponge...

51 isn't spongeworthy.


Please, some one get the reference.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:38 PM
51 isn't spongeworthy.


Please, some one get the reference.
easy... if someone doesn't get that reference they should be banished from the earth.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:39 PM
also, it is 51's decision who is sponge-worthy, if you know what I mean :D

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:40 PM
also, it is 51's decision who is sponge-worthy, if you know what I mean :D

True. I bet 51's va J J is loose. Kinda like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

NickBam
05-10-2007, 10:43 PM
Bars for America.
20 is the useless age, it's just to taunt you that you are not nearly as qualified as people who are 21 to drink.

It's 19 in some colleges like S. Illinois and Iowa. Although, it's 21 here in Normal, IL.

DChess
05-10-2007, 10:44 PM
18, dont turn 19 till august, im extremely young for my grade

Paranoidmoonduck
05-10-2007, 10:52 PM
18, dont turn 19 till august, im extremely young for my grade

What is your grade?

DChess
05-10-2007, 10:53 PM
What is your grade?

13th .

duckseason
05-10-2007, 10:54 PM
What is your grade?

Yeah, I thought they stopped using "grades" in college....

duckseason
05-10-2007, 10:56 PM
13th.

That is hot. But not quite as hot as my poster of Doogie Howser that hangs above my bed.

Paranoidmoonduck
05-10-2007, 11:04 PM
13th .

Then I'm in the same boat as you. August birthday, college freshman, etc.

duckseason
05-10-2007, 11:07 PM
Then I'm in the same boat as you. August birthday, college freshman, etc.

Same here. August 19th. Always the youngest in my classes as a kid. Should beat up my mom for sending me to that hell hole when she could have waited another year. F'n B.

PACKmanN
05-10-2007, 11:07 PM
still at 16.

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 11:09 PM
13th .

So you're a supersenior?

DChess
05-10-2007, 11:10 PM
Same here. August 19th. Always the youngest in my classes as a kid. Should beat up my mom for sending me to that hell hole when she could have waited another year. F'n B.

wow, august 18th, so close.

duckseason
05-10-2007, 11:13 PM
wow, august 18th, so close.

We're like peas and carrots. Except we're dchess and duckseason. Leo's pwn all and everybody knows it.

DChess
05-10-2007, 11:15 PM
We're like peas and carrots. Except we're dchess and duckseason. Leo's pwn all and everybody knows it.

you say toe-mate-o, i say ta-mat-o

drowe
05-11-2007, 08:15 AM
yeah, i'm 27. i think we need to have a 25+ only thread. that'd be a good time.
as far as kids.........not yet. but i do have a pregnant wife. so, i'll have one in november.

Jughead10
05-11-2007, 08:19 AM
We're like peas and carrots. Except we're dchess and duckseason. Leo's pwn all and everybody knows it.

QFT from another Leo. I'll be 24 on August 6th.

Tubby
05-11-2007, 09:19 AM
LoL. Did you really fall for that?

quiet, Im tricking the newbies.

portermvp84
05-11-2007, 09:35 AM
I'm the same age as CTCOWBOYSFAN

bernbabybern820
05-11-2007, 09:50 AM
wow, august 18th, so close.

Wow wtf!! Same with all you guys.

18 years old.

Finished up my freshman year in college.

Birthday is august 20th.

Look 15 years old.

Vikes99ej
05-11-2007, 10:01 AM
I am 18 years old.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-11-2007, 10:28 AM
Same here. August 19th. Always the youngest in my classes as a kid. Should beat up my mom for sending me to that hell hole when she could have waited another year. F'n B.

Really, you were the youngest? Is it different then where you're from, where it isn't one birth year as the benchmark for school? Like I'm a 1990 baby, I was enrolled with all the other 1990 babies in 1994.

DaBears9654
05-11-2007, 10:31 AM
I'm 27 and almost certainly over the actual 'mean' age.
That eliminates me. As of today (5/11), 24 years, 304 days.

bearsfan_51
05-11-2007, 10:52 AM
yeah, i'm 27. i think we need to have a 25+ only thread. that'd be a good time.
as far as kids.........not yet. but i do have a pregnant wife. so, i'll have one in november.
So you think it's yours huh? That's kinda cute...

bigbluedefense
05-11-2007, 10:57 AM
I hate condoms, but birth control sucks too. Her weight fluctuates.

Im not ready for a kid just yet, so its condoms for me =(

Xonraider
05-11-2007, 11:05 AM
I hate condoms, but birth control sucks too. Her weight fluctuates.

Im not ready for a kid just yet, so its condoms for me =(

Or just take a chance.. thats what your parents did. :)

bigbluedefense
05-11-2007, 11:09 AM
Or just take a chance.. thats what your parents did. :)

Lol :(

Condoms seriously do suck though. You don't feel anything.

terribletowel39
05-11-2007, 11:13 AM
you should feel SOMETHING atleast. if you ain't feeling anything either
A. whoever you are boinging has a cavernous vajayjay

or

B. you have a small magic stick

but judging by your name, she has a cavernous, echoing poon.

Paul
05-11-2007, 11:14 AM
Kinda like throwing a hot dog in a hallway.

Sportsfan486
05-11-2007, 11:16 AM
you should feel SOMETHING atleast. if you ain't feeling anything either
A. whoever you are boinging has a cavernous vajayjay

or

B. you have a small magic stick

but judging by your name, she has a cavernous, echoing poon.

Wwwwwwwooooowwwwww.

terribletowel39
05-11-2007, 11:17 AM
Kinda like throwing a hot dog in a hallway.
exactly. :)

bigbluedefense
05-11-2007, 11:20 AM
you should feel SOMETHING atleast. if you ain't feeling anything either
A. whoever you are boinging has a cavernous vajayjay

or

B. you have a small magic stick

but judging by your name, she has a cavernous, echoing poon.

Lol, of course I feel something. Im just saying relative to hittin it raw, condoms are boring.


Cavernous echoing poon, lol.

terribletowel39
05-11-2007, 11:23 AM
Lol, of course I feel something. Im just saying relative to hittin it raw, condoms are boring.


Cavernous echoing poon, lol.
haha yea i figured you felt something but i couldn't resist.

Jughead10
05-11-2007, 11:45 AM
Only raw dog for me. All my friends shake their head at me thinking I'm gonna get a girl knocked up or get the clap.

draftguru151
05-11-2007, 11:47 AM
I turned 14 at the end of April.

terribletowel39
05-11-2007, 11:48 AM
i'll do raw after the first 5. but that first five gots to wrap him up. i ain't trying to a broccoli dangle.

Sportsfan486
05-11-2007, 11:53 AM
I turned 14 at the end of April.

Wow... so like... I know you probably just went through a lot of changes and you might be a little unsettled right now but everything is going to be fine..

Yeahhhh.

Giantsfan1080
05-11-2007, 12:42 PM
Only raw dog for me. All my friends shake their head at me thinking I'm gonna get a girl knocked up or get the clap.

Well you are.

bigbluedefense
05-11-2007, 01:28 PM
When you go in raw youre rollin the dice. Sooner or later it will catch up with you.

I just don't want to have any kids before I get married.

Jughead10
05-11-2007, 01:30 PM
I always tell the ladies that if they are worried about getting pregnant we can alway do anal. They never fall for it.

bigbluedefense
05-11-2007, 01:34 PM
I always tell the ladies that if they are worried about getting pregnant we can alway do anal. They never fall for it.

hahahhaha, i laughed out loud now everyone is lookin at me....

someone447
05-11-2007, 01:41 PM
When you go in raw youre rollin the dice. Sooner or later it will catch up with you.

I just don't want to have any kids before I get married.

Alcohol+condom=no feeling=bad decisions
Me+alcohol+girl saying, "We don't need to use one"=even worse decisions

UKfan
05-11-2007, 01:46 PM
Alcohol+condom=no feeling=bad decisions
Me+alcohol+girl saying, "We don't need to use one"=even worse decisions

Now this is the type of math kids need!

Sportsfan486
05-11-2007, 01:47 PM
Alcohol+condom=no feeling=bad decisions
Me+alcohol+girl saying, "We don't need to use one"=even worse decisions

Oh man, I hate it when they say that... I haven't been drunk enough to agree yet but I definitely see it happening one day and then *BAM* I get the call.

Giantsfan1080
05-11-2007, 01:48 PM
I always tell the ladies that if they are worried about getting pregnant we can alway do anal. They never fall for it.

You'll find that special lady.

Jughead10
05-11-2007, 01:49 PM
You'll find that special lady.

One can only hope. She better not cry either.

portermvp84
05-11-2007, 01:54 PM
Now this is the type of math kids need!

What kind of math would you call that?

drowe
05-11-2007, 01:55 PM
One can only hope. She better not cry either.


ya gotta ask in a tricky kinda way...like, if you're at a bar, ask if you can 'push in her stool'
if she says yes, then pound her in the pooper.

Jughead10
05-11-2007, 01:58 PM
I just generally live by the rule that when a girl says "NO" its means no. But she can't say no with tape over her mouth.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-11-2007, 02:06 PM
She can't say no either if she's unconcious. Or dead.

drowe
05-11-2007, 02:06 PM
another idea is ask if you can do something REALLY kinky like poop on her face. then when she says no, act all offended and say, "ok fine, for now, i'll just put it in your butt."

how could she refuse?

Addict
05-11-2007, 02:14 PM
Kinda like throwing a hot dog in a hallway.

more like waving a pencil in a cave.

I'm twenty years old. But football-knowledge wise I think I'm a teen (Damn you europe, for getting me born upon your precious soil!). Hell, at least I can legally drink beer (ever since I was 16...) thank you Europe, for gettingme born upon your precious soil.

duckseason
05-11-2007, 02:15 PM
Really, you were the youngest? Is it different then where you're from, where it isn't one birth year as the benchmark for school? Like I'm a 1990 baby, I was enrolled with all the other 1990 babies in 1994.

Yeah, because school started in September. They leave it up to the parent to decide. So my mom had me go in as soon as she could. Say I have my birthday and turn 8, so I'm the same age as everybody else in that class. Except all those kids who were born in Sept turn 9 when school starts, and then all the October kids turn 9, and by the time May rolls around, I'm the only kid who is still 8. Not a big deal, except for the whole *****-envy issue when other kids went through puberty first. Boy oh boy what I wouldn't do for a couple of pubes.

Paul
05-11-2007, 02:18 PM
I'm surprised by the number of potential rapist we have in this forum. Good to know.

Jughead10
05-11-2007, 02:19 PM
I'm surprised by the number of potential rapist we have in this forum. Good to know.

Potential?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-11-2007, 02:23 PM
And don't forget the necrophiliac.

bearsfan_51
05-11-2007, 03:14 PM
When you go in raw youre rollin the dice. Sooner or later it will catch up with you.

I just don't want to have any kids before I get married.

That's why God invented stairs and gave me arms.;)

bearsfan_51
05-11-2007, 03:18 PM
I hate condoms, but birth control sucks too. Her weight fluctuates.

Im not ready for a kid just yet, so its condoms for me =(
I would never touch a girl that isn't on birth control. I've turned down sex on numerous occasions, it's not even a discussion. Men have been tricked into using condoms quite frankly. Birth control is more effective and it barely phases women. So they gain 5 pounds. Shut up and find a gym fattie.

Moses
05-11-2007, 03:35 PM
I would never touch a girl that isn't on birth control. I've turned down sex on numerous occasions, it's not even a discussion. Men have been tricked into using condoms quite frankly. Birth control is more effective and it barely phases women. So they gain 5 pounds. Shut up and find a gym fattie.

With birth control pills, there are two main sacrifices:

1. You rarely actually know if they're on birth control or if they've missed a pill (that wasn't a placebo)

2. No STD protection

awfullyquiet
05-11-2007, 03:35 PM
I would never touch a girl that isn't on birth control. I've turned down sex on numerous occasions, it's not even a discussion. Men have been tricked into using condoms quite frankly. Birth control is more effective and it barely phases women. So they gain 5 pounds. Shut up and find a gym fattie.

it makes the boobs bigger. five pounds of breast meat.

Phrost
05-11-2007, 03:46 PM
I just generally live by the rule that when a girl says "NO" its means no. But she can't say no with tape over her mouth.

F'in hilarious, I swear people are trying to make sig worthy quotes.

someone447
05-11-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh man, I hate it when they say that... I haven't been drunk enough to agree yet but I definitely see it happening one day and then *BAM* I get the call.

I've been drunk enough to agree multiple times. Hell, I have agreed sober. In my defense on that one, I had worked with her for about a year, so I knew her pretty well. Well, then I figured after I hooked up with this other girl bareback drunk, no harm doing it sober, if I caught something, I already have it. Plus, she was kinda friends with my sister, so that makes it a little better, right?

Damn it, I have no self control...

bearsfan_51
05-11-2007, 04:02 PM
With birth control pills, there are two main sacrifices:

1. You rarely actually know if they're on birth control or if they've missed a pill (that wasn't a placebo)

2. No STD protection
Anybody stupid enough to have sex with a random ***** they just met deserves to get an STD. I mean I always feel bad when people do, but let's face it, if have a brain and some self control it's not hard to avoid it.

As for whether you know, I ask to see the pills, if a girl doesn't have them on her I won't have sex with her till she does.

Addict
05-11-2007, 04:06 PM
One can only hope. She better not cry either.

You're sick dude. Tears are a turn-on.

devinhester=R.O.Y 2006
05-11-2007, 04:12 PM
I turn 21 in December...

I also turn 21 in December.

portermvp84
05-11-2007, 04:23 PM
How old is Snuff?

awfullyquiet
05-11-2007, 04:25 PM
I'm surprised by the number of potential rapist we have in this forum. Good to know.



i just get the feeling i should reiterate this.

bigbluedefense
05-11-2007, 07:11 PM
Lesson of the day:

Stay away from the skeeze pieces.....

someone447
05-11-2007, 07:56 PM
Anybody stupid enough to have sex with a random ***** they just met deserves to get an STD. I mean I always feel bad when people do, but let's face it, if have a brain and some self control it's not hard to avoid it.

As for whether you know, I ask to see the pills, if a girl doesn't have them on her I won't have sex with her till she does.

This is the biggest misconception about STDs, as long as you use a condom when you are ******* random whores, the chances of actually getting an std are small. You can usually smell them first if they are gonna be problematic anyway.

SubNoize
05-11-2007, 08:02 PM
I don't worry about STD's Penicillin is god's gift... By the way, awesome dating tip, paint "free candy!" on an 89 ford E series van and park next to your local highschool, jr high or elementary and wait for all the action to ensue! Make sure to shave as to appear more legit...

Sportsfan486
05-11-2007, 08:26 PM
I don't worry about STD's Penicillin is god's gift... By the way, awesome dating tip, paint "free candy!" on an 89 ford E series van and park next to your local highschool, jr high or elementary and wait for all the action to ensue! Make sure to shave as to appear more legit...

Not even a little funny.

SubNoize
05-11-2007, 08:37 PM
yeah if you have a sandy vag... If you saw the poster for which i based my statement off you would cry.. then again probably not, you seem like a stick in the mud... you're proabbly offended by dead baby jokes and such...

GB12
05-11-2007, 08:54 PM
yeah if you have a sandy vag... If you saw the poster for which i based my statement off you would cry.. then again probably not, you seem like a stick in the mud... you're proabbly offended by dead baby jokes and such...

It wasn't because you went to far or anything. That joke just flat out sucked.

Sportsfan486
05-11-2007, 09:09 PM
It wasn't because you went to far or anything. That joke just flat out sucked.

What he said.

Everyone knows the best way to pick up elementary chicks is to dress up as Ronald McDonald and claim you have a free hamburger in your pocket.

"Wait mister, that's not a hamburger..."

"You're right..! But it is a quarter-pound of meat!"

ironman4579
05-11-2007, 09:26 PM
I'm 28, although I honestly forgot how old I was last year and thought I was 26. I was seriously pissed when I realized.

ironman4579
05-11-2007, 09:27 PM
Wow, guess I should have read through the whole thread before posting. Clearly this went in a totally different and somewhat disturbing direction.

ironman4579
05-11-2007, 09:28 PM
I don't worry about STD's Penicillin is god's gift... By the way, awesome dating tip, paint "free candy!" on an 89 ford E series van and park next to your local highschool, jr high or elementary and wait for all the action to ensue! Make sure to shave as to appear more legit...

Apparently the high schools in your area start at 6 years old? Because I can't imagine too many high school girls going crazy over free candy. Free beer maybe.

smittyjs
05-11-2007, 09:56 PM
:eek: 17 .........

awfullyquiet
05-12-2007, 03:02 AM
Wow, guess I should have read through the whole thread before posting. Clearly this went in a totally different and somewhat disturbing direction.

enough so to even irritate me.

SubNoize
05-12-2007, 11:12 AM
No they start at the normal age but i live in such a rich idiot blonde town that highschool girls fall for free candy...(ASK TERELL SUGGS) no lie. Anyways, I guess to throw this back on topic I'm 22 and I do have a 9 month old daughter, kids are amazing.

iloxygenil
05-12-2007, 11:21 AM
24 here...

HoopsDemon12
05-12-2007, 11:24 AM
i'm 17... wow i didnt know how young some people on here were

ironman4579
05-12-2007, 11:28 AM
No they start at the normal age but i live in such a rich idiot blonde town that highschool girls fall for free candy...(ASK TERELL SUGGS) no lie. Anyways, I guess to throw this back on topic I'm 22 and I do have a 9 month old daughter, kids are amazing.

In that case, they probably aren't fooled by the free candy, they just want to get laid.

SubNoize
05-12-2007, 11:58 AM
how can a blonde not be fooled, that's implying they can rationalize a situation and we all know that's not possible...

awfullyquiet
05-12-2007, 12:01 PM
it's true. blonds got nothing.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-12-2007, 01:01 PM
Have you ever noticed how intelligence seems to go down as hotness goes up? Girl I know, used to do really well in school(so I assume she had some degree of smartness) when she was pretty cute, now she's totally hot and dumb as a stump.

ironman4579
05-12-2007, 01:06 PM
I'm not sure it has to do with actually being stupid most of the time. Alot of girls think guys will be intimidated by intelligence, and will like them better if they act like airheads. They see their friends acting dumb, and so they act dumb. Eventually, they just become stupid through osmosis.

Paul
05-12-2007, 01:13 PM
Not to sound cheesy, but dumb girls are a turn off. I find it annoying more then endearing.

ironman4579
05-12-2007, 01:14 PM
Not to sound cheesy, but dumb girls are a turn off. I find it annoying more then endearing.

So so I, but alot of girls don't seem to get that.

Sportsfan486
05-12-2007, 01:26 PM
Not to sound cheesy, but dumb girls are a turn off. I find it annoying more then endearing.

This is the truth. I've woken up beside a few girls that I knew were completely "missing something" and it's so awkward. Granted they were smokin' hot but they seemed a lot more interesting when wasted.

It's just like "so uhh..yeah, I have to get to class.. I'm sure I'll see you soon." Followed by a dash for the door.

..

Who am I kidding, dumb or not I still try to get a morning quickie.

ironman4579
05-12-2007, 01:47 PM
I mean, you can scromp a dumb girl, but you'd never want a relationship with one.

gbpackers0065
05-12-2007, 07:19 PM
25 years old, i think that may be in the older crowd

SubNoize
05-12-2007, 09:40 PM
http://www.pyzam.com/php/funpix/misc/free_candy_van.jpg

^^^ TELL ME THAT'S NOT FUNNY

BuckNaked
05-12-2007, 09:40 PM
http://www.pyzam.com/php/funpix/misc/free_candy_van.jpg

^^^ TELL ME THAT'S NOT FUNNY

That's not funny

doingthisinsteadofwork
05-12-2007, 10:00 PM
its old.(10)

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-12-2007, 10:23 PM
The first time I saw that pic, I rofld for a good six minutes.

KCJ58
05-12-2007, 11:14 PM
17 years old!

awfullyquiet
05-13-2007, 08:09 PM
Have you ever noticed how intelligence seems to go down as hotness goes up? Girl I know, used to do really well in school(so I assume she had some degree of smartness) when she was pretty cute, now she's totally hot and dumb as a stump.

that's the shits man.

but it's true. you sell your soul for beauty.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-13-2007, 08:10 PM
that's the shits man.

but it's true. you sell your soul for beauty.


I sold my soul in 03 for a Devils Stanley Cup win. It was so worth it.

awfullyquiet
05-13-2007, 08:12 PM
I sold my soul in 03 for a Devils Stanley Cup win. It was so worth it.

You didn't have to sell your soul for that, I'm sure it'd come around again, the devils are a good team. It's much different than say, selling your souls for a blackhawks SC win. because. well. it'll never happen. just like the cubs.