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MP123
05-10-2007, 06:39 PM
The Female athlete that's going to pose nude for playboy? It was said on the Herd this moring, but I wasn't there when it was revealed.

slightlyaraiderfan
05-10-2007, 06:41 PM
Amanda Beard

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/arash_markazi/11/22/on.scene/p1_beard.jpg

nvot9
05-10-2007, 06:51 PM
She's got an ugly face to be honest.

Nice bod though.

MP123
05-10-2007, 06:54 PM
She's got an ugly face to be honest.

Nice bod though.

Exactly what I think.

Philliez01
05-10-2007, 07:45 PM
Heh, she was the one that was with Carl Edwards (NASCAR driver).

scottyboy
05-10-2007, 07:48 PM
playboy's got some bad writers, too.

you read playboy?? wow the 2nd person i ever heard say that

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 07:51 PM
I'd hit it.

awfullyquiet
05-10-2007, 08:09 PM
the articles are actualy pretty good.

Creek
05-10-2007, 08:09 PM
i was commenting on the silliness of talking about a girl in playboy's face. as in no one reads the articles like no one looks at the faces.

although i do read the articles. most of them aren't bad.

Anytime you gotta explain a joke you know it's a good one.

Sportsfan486
05-10-2007, 08:10 PM
Anytime you gotta explain a joke you know it's a good one.

I got it right away, sorta made me smirk..

Clever at least.

Creek
05-10-2007, 08:12 PM
I got it right away, sorta made me smirk..

Clever at least.

I got it too, I was just making fun of njx.


And thanks for making me explain my own joke, by the way. Now we all look ridiculous.

princefielder28
05-10-2007, 09:34 PM
i was commenting on the silliness of talking about a girl in playboy's face. as in no one reads the articles like no one looks at the faces.

although i do read the articles. most of them aren't bad.

very true!

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:27 PM
I like it when 15-17 year old boys say negative things about that chick as if they could do any better than their laptop.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:29 PM
I like it when 15-17 year old boys say negative things about that chick as if they could do any better than their laptop.


I'd hit it.
.......................................

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:32 PM
.......................................

I know you'd hit it. You'd put your dong in a warm cup of vegetable beef soup to bust a nut.

but.... She's got an ugly face to be honest.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:36 PM
I know you'd hit it. You'd put your dong in a warm cup of vegetable beef soup to bust a nut.

but....
Me and my dog are good buddies... but we decided not to take our relationship to the next level. We felt it would only cause problems.

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:39 PM
Me and my dog are good buddies... but we decided not to take our relationship to the next level. We felt it would only cause problems.

You give your dog the bulldozer?

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:40 PM
You give your dog the bulldozer?

Nope, not even that far.

HoopsDemon12
05-10-2007, 10:42 PM
Me and my dog are good buddies... but we decided not to take our relationship to the next level. We felt it would only cause problems.

You give your dog the bulldozer?

HHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD ON THIS WEBSITE!!!

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:43 PM
Nope, not even that far.
well, your obviously doing it doggy style, so just kick those front legs out, push it around, and start making bulldozer noises.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:45 PM
well, your obviously doing it doggy style, so just kick those front legs out, push it around, and start making bulldozer noises.

Kinda tough to do when your dog has a dick down there though, but I'll see what I can do.

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:46 PM
Kinda tough to do when your dog has a dick down there though, but I'll see what I can do.

oh... come one, you know that you fornicate in your dogs butthole, so the dick is just a minor inconvience.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:48 PM
Okay... this thread isn't weird at all... :o

DChess
05-10-2007, 10:49 PM
I'd throw it in her

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:51 PM
Okay... this thread isn't weird at all... :o What your *uncomfortable* with beastiality?

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 10:54 PM
What your *uncomfortable* with beastiality?
yeah a little bit...

But I am surprised a packer fan isn't...

ba da bum! :D

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 10:57 PM
yeah a little bit...

But I am surprised a packer fan isn't...

ba da bum! :D
Oh snap.... wait didn't you bring you dog into this?

Your a bears fan.... I think your a burly bear. Do you what a burly bear is?

Paul
05-10-2007, 10:58 PM
I guess the Katie Price pics weren't working out for you, were they Smokey. :)

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 11:03 PM
I guess the Katie Price pics weren't working out for you, were they Smokey. :)

they worked fine...

I am tired of talking about fornicating my dog. It never happened, or will happen. It is just putting bad images into my head right now.

PS, we need avatars back.

TitleTown088
05-10-2007, 11:07 PM
they worked fine...

I am tired of talking about fornicating my dog. It never happened, or will happen. It is just putting bad images into my head right now.

PS, we need avatars back.
Whatever you burly bear you.

Smokey Joe
05-10-2007, 11:08 PM
Whatever you burly bear you.

lol, I hate you.

drowe
05-11-2007, 08:20 AM
Amanda Beard

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/arash_markazi/11/22/on.scene/p1_beard.jpg

hmmm...this excites me. as a former swimmer, i watch swimming every chance i get. seeing a chick naked is way more fun if you've already seen her with clothes on and pictured her naked.

ironman4579
05-11-2007, 07:06 PM
That's a pretty bad picture of her. A little better.

http://www.fen.org.ar/amanda/normal_6.jpg

Flyboy
05-11-2007, 07:09 PM
Butterface.

ironman4579
05-11-2007, 07:10 PM
Well, she's no belladonna of course!

sweetness34
05-11-2007, 07:12 PM
I personally think Amanda Beard is pretty damn hott. She's got an incredible body and her face is actually pretty decent. The pic that ironman posted does her justice.

cunningham06
05-11-2007, 07:15 PM
What your *uncomfortable* with beastiality?

HEY, IT'S INTERSPECIES EROTICA!

ricky bobby
05-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Butterface.
might as well have a beard.

Flyboy
05-11-2007, 07:17 PM
Well, she's no belladonna of course!

Haha, actually, Belladonna is hit and miss with me. Sometimes I think she looks gorgeous and other times she just looks like a trailer trash girl to me.. but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Plus, she's not in my sig for her looks but rather for her work ethnic and performances she gave when she was at the peak of her game.

Enough thread hijacking, though.

SubNoize
05-11-2007, 07:58 PM
While were on Belladonna, anybody seen "Jenna Loves Bella" weirdest porno flick ever... then again it has necrophelia, midgets jerkin it on tricycles, nurses and creepy old balls, it fits in perfect w/ this board! 5 stars I recommend it!

MP123
05-12-2007, 12:33 AM
That's a pretty bad picture of her. A little better.

http://www.fen.org.ar/amanda/normal_6.jpg

Whoa!!! I never would have guessed that that's Amanda Beard. The law of makeup must apply to all women. It's like not even the same person.

Is it against the rules to post pictures of naked chicks on these forums?

ironman4579
05-12-2007, 11:30 AM
yep, against the rules.

SugarSean
06-13-2007, 12:39 PM
I just saw this chick on ESPN on the new Cold Pizza. She is a DEFINITE butter face. Her face is putrid and when she smiled about an inch and a half of her top gums where visible. That is a one of my biggest turn-offs. She looks pretty good in those pictures, but a lot of woman can look good with all the airbrushing technology.

Scar
06-13-2007, 12:44 PM
Body: 10
Face: 5
Average Score: 7.5
Final assessment: I've certainly hit worse.

wiscbadgerfootball
06-13-2007, 01:03 PM
Nice bod though.

what do you expect.. she's a swimmer