Planes

[TitleTown088]

Ok so i have to fly on a damn plane comming up here pretty quick and i ******* hate them, they scare the hell outta me and i cannot stand them. Last year on spring break i had to drink damn near a liter of Beam to get the courage to step on that pile of ****. All my friends tell me i'm a pus because i'm so scared of them . Am i just a weird pus, or does anyone else share this fear? also dont give me any stats i dont care if your more likely to die in a crash on the way to an airport, OOO car crash i can put on a seatbelt, when i plain crashes at 500mph into a damn fireball a seatbelt isn't going to help. heres some clips for you freaks who ride in these damn things.. terrorist also don't help the cause.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzCqVPMpHwg&NR = me pooping my panties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZElmPMglRM = more evidence not to step foot on those *******.

******* planes




more reasons not to fly...http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041014/041014_canada_plane_crash_hlg12p.hlarge.jpg



me and john madden should get along too, we bolth love brett Favre and hate planes [/img]

[VoteLynnSwan]

Planes....

[Vince Lombardi]

Planes....

:lol: Plains are nice, especially rolling ones.

[danman253]

Planes....

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C'mon how can you spell planes wrong?

[TitleTown088]

yeah i'm retarted
just noticed that
haha i guess i skipped kindergarden...

[DChess]

i saw the title and i thought that he was talking about a type of land, plains. i wa slike how interesting are plains? but now i knew he was talking bout planes and now i just think hes ********

[Jughead10]

I hate flying too, but I deal with it. Put myself to sleep or something. Got a long one coming up too. Flying to London in about 2 weeks.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I can edit the title, but that's just too cute.

[TitleTown088]

i saw the title and i thought that he was talking about a type of land, plains. i wa slike how interesting are plains? but now i knew he was talking bout planes and now i just think hes dumb
ah shut up. i spelled a word wrong big deal.

[drowe]

I love flying. i enjoy watching stuff get smaller and bigger during takeoff and landing.

[TitleTown088]

I love flying. i enjoy watching stuff get smaller and bigger during takeoff and landing.
then it gets closer and closer when you crash into the freaking ground!!!!!!!

[TitleTown088]

I can edit the title, but that's just too cute.

cute like that emo kid in ur sig. :? :wink:

[drowe]

I love flying. i enjoy watching stuff get smaller and bigger during takeoff and landing.
then it gets closer and closer when you crash into the freaking ground!!!!!!!

nah, then you land, and you realize...'hey, that wasn't that bad...but my ears hurt like hell.'

[VoteLynnSwan]

that second video was mostly military aircraft/air shows

and let me ask you a question...

do you drive a car? because you are far more likely to die in a fatal car accident than in a plane crash.

[TitleTown088]

that second video was mostly military aircraft/air shows

and let me ask you a question...

do you drive a car? because you are far more likely to die in a fatal car accident than in a plane crash.

so? a plane is a plane.

also did you read my post b/c i explain the difference between a car crash and a plane crash..

[Jughead10]

Out there in South Dakota I assume you have to take a plane to get anyplace meaningful.

[MaxV]

According to statistics Planes are safer then cars, but I still get nervous everytime I fly somewhere.

[TitleTown088]

Out there in South Dakota I assume you have to take a plane to get anyplace meaningful.

we'll actually i go to college in minnesota, but the town i'm from in SD isn't too small , about 150,000 but yeah it's pretty spread in the rest of the state.

[VoteLynnSwan]

that second video was mostly military aircraft/air shows

and let me ask you a question...

do you drive a car? because you are far more likely to die in a fatal car accident than in a plane crash.

so? a plane is a plane.

also did you read my post b/c i explain the difference between a car crash and a plane crash..

after i saw you misspell the word plane... i didn't put much value into the rest of your post.

[TitleTown088]

that second video was mostly military aircraft/air shows

and let me ask you a question...

do you drive a car? because you are far more likely to die in a fatal car accident than in a plane crash.

so? a plane is a plane.

also did you read my post b/c i explain the difference between a car crash and a plane crash..

after i saw you misspell the word plane... i didn't put much value into the rest of your post.

OoooOOOoOoOOooOooOoOOOooOoooOO burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

[bigbluedefense]

Don't let it get to your head. People die choking on food. Should you stop eating? Of course not. Don't be affraid of things you can't control. If it happens, it happens.

[Moses]

It's safer to travel by airplane than it is by automobile.

[Vince Lombardi]

yeah i'm retarted
just noticed that
haha i guess i skipped kindergarden...

******** :wink: :lol:

[drowe]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:

[njx9]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

[P-L]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

[njx9]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

they drank mercury as children.

[DChess]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

cause maybe it will blow up and youll get stranded on a mysterious island, and find people other than you, and make up a clever name for them such as "the others". later you find a mysterious hatch, and you get a T.v. show made about ur expierences.

[Vince Lombardi]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

I saw one with a lady who was deathly afraid of coins. :lol:

[DChess]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

I saw one with a lady who was deathly afraid of coins. :lol:

ok the oens that are afraid of cats are seriously nuts

[TitleTown088]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ****, who cares .

[DChess]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

obviously he cares if he's correcting you.

[njx9]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

anyone you want to take you seriously.

[TitleTown088]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.


Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.
obviously i have some short of disorder then.

[DChess]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.


Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.
obviously i have some short of disorder then.

you mean sort?

[TitleTown088]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

anyone you want to take you seriously.


and that statement right there is supposed to be perfect english too?

[njx9]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.


not on an airplane. it's not like they go down that often. i'm seriously more concerned that my neighbor's cat is going to kill me in my sleep than i am about terrorists taking over another plane.

[TitleTown088]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.


Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.
obviously i have some short of disorder then.

you mean sort?
sure.

[TitleTown088]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.


not on an airplane. it's not like they go down that often. i'm seriously more concerned that my neighbor's cat is going to kill me in my sleep than i am about terrorists taking over another plane.
good one.

[njx9]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

anyone you want to take you seriously.


and that statement right there is supposed to be perfect english too?

it basically is.

[drowe]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

yeah, i was just being a douche and piling on....hence the laughy face. :lol:

[DChess]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.


not on an airplane. it's not like they go down that often. i'm seriously more concerned that my neighbor's cat is going to kill me in my sleep than i am about terrorists taking over another plane.
good one.

thats one of the best comebacks ive ever heard, you cant beat the good ole "good one". it trumps any other comeback

[TitleTown088]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

anyone you want to take you seriously.


and that statement right there is supposed to be perfect english too?

it basically is.

We'll maybe i'm just that bad at english, but anyone THAT you want to take you seriously would sound better to mr, but actually i really don't care i'm not a stickler about it obviously, as long as the message gets across i don't care....... moving on.....

[TitleTown088]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

Your not scared of anything? wow , you are all that is man.


not on an airplane. it's not like they go down that often. i'm seriously more concerned that my neighbor's cat is going to kill me in my sleep than i am about terrorists taking over another plane.
good one.

thats one of the best comebacks ive ever heard, you cant beat the good ole "good one". it trumps any other comeback
i know.

[drowe]

sound better to mr,

you mean ME?


i'm being a douche again....i can't stop myself...its a serious problem.

I don't mind flying at all, infact i don't like it because it is sooooo boring. After take off it is just agonizing to have to sit there for 3,4,5-10 hours, the seats are never as comfortable as they looks and are impossible to find a good sleeping position in.

Take off is cool because of the acceleration, as is turbulence because it is rollercoaster esque...but overall yawn.

[TitleTown088]

I don't mind flying at all, infact i don't like it because it is sooooo boring. After take off it is just agonizing to have to sit there for 3,4,5-10 hours, the seats are never as comfortable as they looks and are impossible to find a good sleeping position in.

Take off is cool because of the acceleration, as is turbulence because it is rollercoaster esque...but overall yawn.
that statement right there explains your location. :wink: crazy SOB.

[TitleTown088]

sound better to mr,

you mean ME?


i'm being a douche again....i can't stop myself...its a serious problem.

Am i that bad at english or is it IT'S?

[nobodyinparticular]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZElmPMglRM = more evidence not to step foot on those *******.

That first clip is of the jet breaking the sound barrier, not breaking down....

[njx9]

well i cannot spell , and you cannot read. so were even?

WE'RE even :lol:


uh- o i forgot an apostrophe , i'm glad i have my english teacher here to remind me. I mean holy ***********, who cares .

anyone you want to take you seriously.


and that statement right there is supposed to be perfect english too?

it basically is.

We'll maybe i'm just that bad at english, but anyone THAT you want to take you seriously would sound better to mr, but actually i really don't care i'm not a stickler about it obviously, as long as the message gets across i don't care....... moving on.....

actually, were that level of detail necessary, it would be "whomever you want to take you seriously."

[DChess]

i could seriously make a thread on how i have to drive to the store and i am terrified to get in my death trap or what america likes to call it a "car". then show videos of horrific car crashes, and i would get more "yeah i would be scared if I were you too", than people agreeing that flying isnt safe, because it is one of the safiest things.

[snuff]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

they drank mercury as children. Mercury didn't have any effect on me when I drank it as a child.

[DChess]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

they drank mercury as children. Mercury didn't have any effect on me when I drank it as a child.

what about your webbed feet?

[njx9]

*yawn*

they take off. they land. yippee. i don't understand how people have such a hard time with them.

I don't understand how those people on talk shows freak the hell out when they see tin foil...

they drank mercury as children. Mercury didn't have any effect on me when I drank it as a child.

it's still busy collecting in the blood vessels in your brain.

[Nerv]

Flying is so boring.. I dont like it not because im scared of it but because I have to sit there in a little seat next to god knows who. They dont even really give you drinks & peanuts anymore. All you can do is hope you have a window seat and look at stuff outside the plane.

[MaxV]

The worst thing about flying are the HORRIBLE movies that you have to watch, most of the time.

[DChess]

The worst thing about flying are the HORRIBLE movies that you have to watch, most of the time.

SHANGHI NIGHTS IS A BAD MOVIE!!!!! WTF

[Nerv]

Ive flown quite a few times and I have never once been on a plane that offered an in flight movie. I would watch some awful movie in a second, its better than staring at the back of the seat in front of you.

[Windy]

I like movie

[MaxV]

The worst thing about flying are the HORRIBLE movies that you have to watch, most of the time.

SHANGHI NIGHTS IS A BAD MOVIE!!!!! WTF

No, but I didn't have it when I was flying.

I had to sit through "Junior". Watching Ahnold get knocked up isn't exactly my idea of a good time.

[draftguru151]

I flew on a plane for the first time about a month ago, and I was really scared. I still don't like them.

[TitleTown088]

The worst thing about flying are the HORRIBLE movies that you have to watch, most of the time.

SHANGHI NIGHTS IS A BAD MOVIE!!!!! WTF

No, but I didn't have it when I was flying.

I had to sit through "Junior". Watching Ahnold get knocked up isn't exactly my idea of a good time.

are you kidding me? great movie. Arnold and Devito, dosen't get any better than that.

Bring a jacket, planes are always cold as balls. Oh and yes, you are a weird little pus.. :wink:

[MaxV]

The worst thing about flying are the HORRIBLE movies that you have to watch, most of the time.

SHANGHI NIGHTS IS A BAD MOVIE!!!!! WTF

No, but I didn't have it when I was flying.

I had to sit through "Junior". Watching Ahnold get knocked up isn't exactly my idea of a good time.

are you kidding me? great movie. Arnold and Devito, dosen't get any better than that.

They were great in "Twins", but not in "Junior".

[njx9]

Bring a jacket, planes are always cold as balls. Oh and yes, you are a weird little pus.. :wink:

:|

[TitleTown088]

has anyone ever flew over the ocean for a long distance? I have been on a plane a lot of times, but never over the ocean and i have to go to spain for a semster next year and i think i'm gonna spend all my money during the plane ride on booze.

[njx9]

been to japan (20ish hours), back from hong kong (22 hours), london twice (10 hours) and going to oz tomorrow (17 hours).

[TitleTown088]

Bring a jacket, planes are always cold as balls. Oh and yes, you are a weird little pus.. :wink:

:|

yeah i dont need a jacket because i sweat in fear the whole god awful ride.

[TitleTown088]

been to japan (20ish hours), back from hong kong (22 hours), london twice (10 hours) and going to oz tomorrow (17 hours).

are you bringing toto, the scarecrow, the tinman, and the lion with you too?

[MaxV]

has anyone ever flew over the ocean for a long distance? I have been on a plane a lot of times, but never over the ocean and i have to go to spain for a semster next year and i think i'm gonna spend all my money during the plane ride on booze.

Yes, that's how I came here.

I also went back to visit once.

The flight is very long and boring.

[DChess]

has anyone ever flew over the ocean for a long distance? I have been on a plane a lot of times, but never over the ocean and i have to go to spain for a semster next year and i think i'm gonna spend all my money during the plane ride on booze.

did i not tell you earlier last time i floated over the ocean?

cause maybe it will blow up and youll get stranded on a mysterious island, and find people other than you, and make up a clever name for them such as "the others". later you find a mysterious hatch, and you get a T.v. show made about ur expierences. like i did a couple years ago

[DChess]

been to japan (20ish hours), back from hong kong (22 hours), london twice (10 hours) and going to oz tomorrow (17 hours).

are you bringing toto, the scarecrow, the tinman, and the lion with you too?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

not really

[Windy]

Tokyo 12 Hours

Thailand 16

[DChess]

Tokyo 12 Hours

Thailand 16

whats the capital of thailand

[njx9]

been to japan (20ish hours), back from hong kong (22 hours), london twice (10 hours) and going to oz tomorrow (17 hours).

are you bringing toto, the scarecrow, the tinman, and the lion with you too?

oz is australia.

[Windy]

Tokyo 12 Hours

Thailand 16

whats the capital of thailand

Bangyourcok

[DChess]

Tokyo 12 Hours

Thailand 16

whats the capital of thailand

Bangyourcok

wow the tables turned on me on that one

[The Unseen]

I flown a couple of times before. I don't mind it.

[Windy]

http://www.bibyco.com.au/secure/catalog/images/planeaustin.jpg

[TitleTown088]

planes... i hate those prick basterds

[Eaglez.Fan]

I fukin hate planes, i've been on them alot and i always throw up alot, even tho i usually have a very strong stomach

and i can't eat on them it tastes and smells like my ass crack

[jayceheathman]

If you are scared of a terrorist taking over your plane then fly Southwest. Its like Carlos Mencia says "a terrorist isnt dumb enough to highjack a Southwest plane from LA and tell a black guy and mexican that they wont be landing in Oakland." I fly Southwest just for that reason and I hope I dont have to sit in between two fatasses because there is no room at all.

[Vikings Fan]

The idea of being in a Sardine can whizzing above the ground at 500 MPH sitting next to the fattest, smelliest, ugliest guy on the plane doesnt SOUND that appealing but its not that bad. I get a little nervous but nothing major.

[sweetness34]

http://www.bibyco.com.au/secure/catalog/images/planeaustin.jpg

"Do I make you horny, randy.....Do I make you horny baby...Yeaa!!!"

God I love that movie. :D