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Hines
05-13-2007, 11:03 AM
whats the one thing that a women can do to u to get u goin and to turn you on


for some weird reason i like when the girls play with my nipples
haha

Addict
05-13-2007, 11:04 AM
whats the one thing that a women can do to u to get u goin and to turn you on


for some weird reason i like when the girls play with my nipples
haha

in my girlfriends case, existing.

Moses
05-13-2007, 11:13 AM
http://i8.tinypic.com/5zgh94i.jpg

Addict
05-13-2007, 11:15 AM
http://i8.tinypic.com/5zgh94i.jpg

Praying kids turn you on? To each his own I guess...

Sportsfan486
05-13-2007, 11:33 AM
Praying kids turn you on? To each his own I guess...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thought the same thing... lol

It turns me on when a woman says "no strings attached." ...I fall for it everytime.

Addict
05-13-2007, 11:35 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thought the same thing... lol

It turns me on when a woman says "not wearing a string" ...I fall for it everytime.

fixed it for you

KILLERSANTA
05-13-2007, 11:36 AM
When they suck my.......

Addict
05-13-2007, 11:39 AM
When they suck my.......

http://www.orgs.ttu.edu/techjugglingclub/images/Stage%20Balls.jpg?

http://www.polianna.com/2005/06/images/mixtures-nuts-deluxe-rs.jpg?

or...

http://www.schlongshotdogs.com/images/attack%20of%20the%20schlong%20latest%20small.gif

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 11:46 AM
When a woman's as horny and dirty as me, that's a turn on.

Notredameleo
05-13-2007, 11:53 AM
What turns me on? When a woman grabs my Peni5!!!! DUH!!

Sportsfan486
05-13-2007, 11:54 AM
http://www.orgs.ttu.edu/techjugglingclub/images/Stage%20Balls.jpg

Wait, is there supposed to be three..?

KILLERSANTA
05-13-2007, 12:24 PM
http://www.orgs.ttu.edu/techjugglingclub/images/Stage%20Balls.jpg?

http://www.polianna.com/2005/06/images/mixtures-nuts-deluxe-rs.jpg?

or...

http://www.schlongshotdogs.com/images/attack%20of%20the%20schlong%20latest%20small.gif


I don't have 3 balls or 5 nuts...So it must be the other one......

Addict
05-13-2007, 12:35 PM
I don't have 3 balls or 5 nuts...So it must be the other one......

whahaha I actually tried to look up pictures with just two but after about 3 seconds I got bored and figured this'd do the trick as well.

Tubby
05-13-2007, 01:13 PM
What turns me on?

Vaginas...

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 01:16 PM
What turns me on?

Vaginas...

I would have thought Stanback. Weird.

remix 6
05-13-2007, 01:18 PM
I would have thought Stanback. Weird.

maybe..theres a connection between the two?..

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 01:18 PM
maybe..theres a connection between the two?..

haha, good one! I'll have to remember some rep for that one later.

Star Wideout
05-13-2007, 01:26 PM
When she plays with her bitties.

etk
05-13-2007, 01:32 PM
whats the one thing that a women can do to u to get u goin and to turn you on?


for some weird reason i like when the girls play with my nipples


Perfect sig quote.

ripdw27
05-13-2007, 01:36 PM
when they slob on my knob lol moaning

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-13-2007, 01:49 PM
When they look at me. As soon as the eye contact is made, I know I'm just a chloroform face cloth away from making my dirty dreams come true.

ricky bobby
05-13-2007, 01:54 PM
I don't feel comfortable discussing this with a bunch of guys. Why do you care what turns other forum members on anyway? Are you planning on seducing them?

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 01:55 PM
I don't feel comfortable discussing this with a bunch of guys. Why do you care what turns other forum members on anyway? Are you planning on seducing them?

Are you concerned about a possible seduction?

Space Ghost
05-13-2007, 01:55 PM
I like it when they say, "I have herpes." Mostly because I have it, and they do to, so I can't get in any trouble!!! :D

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-13-2007, 01:55 PM
I don't feel comfortable discussing this with a bunch of guys. Why do you care what turns other forum members on anyway? Are you planning on seducing them?

HinesWard wants you to play with his nipples.

ripdw27
05-13-2007, 01:56 PM
I like it when they say, "I have herpes." Mostly because I have it, and they do to, so I can't get in any trouble!!! :D

some things are better left unsaid...

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 01:57 PM
I like it when they say, "I have herpes." Mostly because I have it, and they do to, so I can't get in any trouble!!! :D

If she actually tells you she's got herpes, that's probably the least of your worries.

Space Ghost
05-13-2007, 02:02 PM
I was kidding, gosh. You guys are such poopycocks. I have HSV-1 and HSV-2 and it is only cold sores. Jeeze louize.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-13-2007, 02:03 PM
I have a friend with those. He gave it to some girl, too :p. So now everyone makes fun of the girl so much, and doesn't even care that he has it.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 02:03 PM
I was just saying, if a chick tells you she has herpes, she's probably really got the ghonnasiphaherpaclap.

Space Ghost
05-13-2007, 02:05 PM
I have a friend with those. He gave it to some girl, too :p. So now everyone makes fun of the girl so much, and doesn't even care that he has it.

I don't know if I've given it to anyone and if I have I left them over in Europe. The same thing happened to a girl at my school a couple years ago and she jumped off the top of the school trying to kill herself and only broke her ankle. She got made fun of even more after that.

ricky bobby
05-13-2007, 02:08 PM
I don't know if I've given it to anyone and if I have I left them over in Europe. The same thing happened to a girl at my school a couple years ago and she jumped off the top of the school trying to kill herself and only broke her ankle. She got made fun of even more after that.
This thread is a downer.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 02:08 PM
You realize that herpes is actually incredibly common. It's estimated that over 90% of the adult population has some form of herpes antibodies. You could have it and never even have a symptom. Which is why it's always a good idea to wrap it up.

ricky bobby
05-13-2007, 02:10 PM
You realize that herpes is actually incredibly common. It's estimated that over 90% of the adult population has some form of herpes antibodies. You could have it and never even have a symptom. Which is why it's always a good idea to wrap it up.
Somebody needs to make a poll about herpes.

Jimmy
05-13-2007, 02:23 PM
what turns me on... hmmm.. well..i like my women like i like my coffee...
ground up and in the freezer

Addict
05-13-2007, 02:28 PM
what turns me on... hmmm.. well..i like my women like i like my coffee...
ground up and in the freezer

Funny... I like my women like my coffee as well... hot, sweet and wet.

Moses
05-13-2007, 02:33 PM
You realize that herpes is actually incredibly common. It's estimated that over 90% of the adult population has some form of herpes antibodies. You could have it and never even have a symptom. Which is why it's always a good idea to wrap it up.

I have no idea where you're getting that estimate but I would say it's too high. Most estimates I have read are around 20%, or 1 in 5 adults.

Addict
05-13-2007, 02:36 PM
I have no idea where you're getting that estimate but I would say it's too high. Most estimates I have read are around 20%, or 1 in 5 adults.

90 percent is rediculous. 20% is still quite high, but more realistic I agree.

Moses
05-13-2007, 02:38 PM
90 percent is rediculous. 20% is still quite high, but more realistic I agree.

The estimate I gave includes HSV-1 and HSC-2. Do you get cold sores on your face? You have herpes.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 02:46 PM
I have no idea where you're getting that estimate but I would say it's too high. Most estimates I have read are around 20%, or 1 in 5 adults.

No, no, you're misreading what I'm saying. You are correct in that most estimates put HSV-2, which is generally genital herpes(but of course not always), at 1 in 4 females and 1 in 5 males. But it is estimated that 50% of people have HSV-1 antibodies, which is generally oral herpes, by the time they're teenagers or young adults, and 80%-90% of Americans have them by the time they're 50 years old.

http://www.herpes.com/hsv1-2.html

Addict
05-13-2007, 02:47 PM
No, no, you're misreading what I'm saying. You are correct in that most estimates put HSV-2, which is generally genital herpes(but of course not always), at 1 in 4 females and 1 in 5 males. But it is estimated that 50% of people have HSV-1 antibodies, which is generally oral herpes, by the time they're teenagers or young adults, and 80%-90% of Americans have them by the time they're 50 years old.

Remind me to never bang an american chick.

PACKmanN
05-13-2007, 02:48 PM
i know some packer fans would say brett favre lol :D dont even think of that!

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 02:50 PM
Remind me to never bang an american chick.

That 50% mark also applies to the UK as well from what I've read.

Addict
05-13-2007, 02:53 PM
That 50% mark also applies to the UK as well from what I've read.

don't care. Most british girls are ugly anyhow (of course there are some pretty ones...)

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 02:59 PM
don't care. Most british girls are ugly anyhow (of course there are some pretty ones...)

Can't really disagree with you there. For some reason I like finnish girls. No idea why. I saw alot of girls with dark hair and blue eyes there, that's probably why.

Addict
05-13-2007, 03:00 PM
Can't really disagree with you there. For some reason I like finnish girls. No idea why. I saw alot of girls with dark hair and blue eyes there, that's probably why.

Scandinavian chicks are HOT.
So are italians.
I quite like dutch girls as well, even though they're quite tall... my girlfriends as big as I am (well... I'm 5'10'' so she's no giant, but still)

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 03:03 PM
I liked italian chicks when I was there, as well as spanish chicks. And yea, those dutch chicks as well as germans can be pretty giant. But I haven't been overseas in a few years, and then it was in the middle east and southwest asia.

And I'm only like 5'7", so 5'10" would be huge to me.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-13-2007, 04:26 PM
I almost got herpes once. I have a story behind it too. Not half as good as you're expecting. I was at a party, and I was talking to this girl who was sitting at a table, we're both drunk, so I turn around to talk to some other people and turn around 2 seconds later and she is guzzling down my beer. So after she put it down, I picked it up and chugged it so she couldn't have any more(it was my job to keep her from continuing to drink). Turns out she mighta gotten herpes just a little while before that.

gbpackers0065
05-13-2007, 04:28 PM
im disease free :)

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 04:32 PM
I'm clean, I was recently tested. Now cancer from smoking or something, I don't know. But STD's= No.

fondoffilm
05-13-2007, 04:40 PM
Scandinavian chicks are HOT.
So are italians.
I quite like dutch girls as well, even though they're quite tall... my girlfriends as big as I am (well... I'm 5'10'' so she's no giant, but still)

Swedish chicks are where it's at.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 04:49 PM
pic was too big

luckyjackaubrey
05-13-2007, 04:51 PM
You are all *** for posting in this thread. Besides, shouldn't you all be oedipusing up to Mom right now ?

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 04:53 PM
Don't throw your problems on us.

thule
05-13-2007, 04:55 PM
Swedish chicks are where it's at.

Norweigan chicks are my fav.

Hines
05-13-2007, 04:59 PM
I'm clean, I was recently tested. Now cancer from smoking or something, I don't know. But STD's= No.


dont they stick a qtip in your pee hole

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:03 PM
dont they stick a qtip in your pee hole

Something like that. More of a plastic stick really.

Hines
05-13-2007, 05:17 PM
Something like that. More of a plastic stick really.


did it hurt
wat else happens when u get tested for a std

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:24 PM
Yes, it hurt quite a bit to be honest. Basically they do that, which tests for most things. You also give a urine sample, and they draw blood to test for HIV. They also ask a bunch of questions(if they're good doctors) like if you've had swollen glands or a swollen throat or anything, when was the last time you had sex, did you use protection etc.

sweetness34
05-13-2007, 05:28 PM
Nothing like a woman with some cottage cheese, mmmmm yummy.

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/img/0306/cottagecheese1.jpg

Hines
05-13-2007, 05:29 PM
Yes, it hurt quite a bit to be honest. Basically they do that, which tests for most things. You also give a urine sample, and they draw blood to test for HIV. They also ask a bunch of questions(if they're good doctors) like if you've had swollen glands or a swollen throat or anything, when was the last time you had sex, did you use protection etc.

sounds simple actually
but i dont feel too good about havin a plastic thing or watever in my pee hole

Sportsfan486
05-13-2007, 05:30 PM
Swedish chicks are where it's at.

Dude, no, Swiss girls. I spent the summer in Switzerland and they are, across the board, absolutely GORGEOUS. It's unbelievable walking the streets of a city like Luzern, every girl you pass is at least an 8.

Plus they party hard.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:30 PM
sounds simple actually
but i dont feel too good about havin a plastic thing or watever in my pee hole

I didn't either, but it doesn't hurt for that long. I personally get tested before I start any new relationship, just to be safe. My fiance and I went and got tested together about a year ago.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:31 PM
Dude, no, Swiss girls. I spent the summer in Switzerland and they are, across the board, absolutely GORGEOUS. It's unbelievable walking the streets of a city like Luzern, every girl you pass is at least an 8.

Plus they party hard.

Have to agree with you here. As I said, I like finnish girls, but Swiss girls are FINE.

gbpackers0065
05-13-2007, 05:31 PM
pic was too big

ill resize it for you if you send me the link

Scotty D
05-13-2007, 05:34 PM
English accent.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:35 PM
ill resize it for you if you send me the link

Here's the link. It doesn't look huge, but it comes up on here about double the page size.

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/SwedishFans-787783.jpg

LitoSheppard
05-13-2007, 05:36 PM
Here's the link. It doesn't look huge, but it comes up on here about double the page size.

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/SwedishFans-787783.jpg

Yummy.....

Space Ghost
05-13-2007, 05:37 PM
Here's the link. It doesn't look huge, but it comes up on here about double the page size.

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/SwedishFans-787783.jpg

The crouched blond is the hottest.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:37 PM
The crouched blond is the hottest.

As I said, I like brunettes better, but that's exactly what I was thinking.

sweetness34
05-13-2007, 05:39 PM
Yea but they're Swedish ironman. So that kinda trumps their hottness for me. :D

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 05:44 PM
Yea but they're Swedish ironman. So that kinda trumps their hottness for me. :D

Haha, that's what I'm saying right? But I had to post it for fondoffilm, since he said he liked Swedish chicks. Here's the actual pic. Resizing courtesy of gbpackers0065

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p173/nymets0065/SwedishFans-787783.jpg

KILLERSANTA
05-13-2007, 06:01 PM
Haha, that's what I'm saying right? But I had to post it for fondoffilm, since he said he liked Swedish chicks. Here's the actual pic. Resizing courtesy of gbpackers0065

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p173/nymets0065/SwedishFans-787783.jpg

Look at them hottie in the back with there shirts off......I mean I mean hot woman....


.................................................. ........

For real, I would bang everyone of them at the sametime.....

BuckNaked
05-13-2007, 06:07 PM
Look at them hottie in the back with there shirts off......I mean I mean hot woman....


.................................................. ........

For real, I would bang everyone of them at the sametime.....

You're talking about the topless men in the background, correct?

WMD
05-13-2007, 06:09 PM
http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/carrottop2.jpg

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 06:11 PM
The fact that's carrot top is too funny. He must have went on the Barry Bonds diet.

BuckNaked
05-13-2007, 06:12 PM
The fact that's carrot top is too funny. He must have went on the Barry Bonds diet.

"flaxseed oil". . .

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-13-2007, 06:15 PM
Lol, they're 30 pound dumbbells :p

BuckNaked
05-13-2007, 06:16 PM
Lol, they're 30 pound dumbbells :p

I don't blame him, he's a ginger. They're not known to be strong.

Sportsfan486
05-13-2007, 06:20 PM
http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/carrottop2.jpg

Uhh.. is it just me or does it look like he has a hernia in that picture?

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 06:28 PM
I don't blame him, he's a ginger. They're not known to be strong.

Plus he's got curly locks. That can't help.

BuckNaked
05-13-2007, 06:29 PM
Uhh.. is it just me or does it look like he has a hernia in that picture?

What are you talking about? There's no hernia.

ironman4579
05-13-2007, 06:32 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed um!

sweetness34
05-13-2007, 06:34 PM
Italian and Greek girls get my vote for hottest Euro women. Dark hair and dark skin...Gulp. :D

Tobzilla
05-13-2007, 06:40 PM
tubgirl...haha

Acreboy
05-13-2007, 06:43 PM
Why is Carrot Top in a thread about "what turns you on"?

BuckNaked
05-13-2007, 06:44 PM
Why is Carrot Top in a thread about "what turns you on"?

Don't judge us.

Sportsfan486
05-13-2007, 06:44 PM
Why is Carrot Top in a thread about "what turns you on"?

You really need to ask?

Tobzilla
05-13-2007, 06:49 PM
Why is Carrot Top in a thread about "what turns you on"?

People with gingervitus turn me on soooooooooo much.

Acreboy
05-13-2007, 06:54 PM
Don't judge us.
LMAO

You really need to ask?
I think I do.

KILLERSANTA
05-13-2007, 07:57 PM
You're talking about the topless men in the background, correct?

Incorrect

Don't judge us.
hahahahahahahahaha.....lmao....Spek!

awfullyquiet
05-13-2007, 08:03 PM
This is mildly funny.

I like good teeth. ****** up teeth don't do it for me.

Addict
05-14-2007, 01:16 AM
I'm clean, I was recently tested. Now cancer from smoking or something, I don't know. But STD's= No.

How do they test you? I really don't know... Don't need to either... Always had safe sex until my current girlfriend came around, she was a virgin, so there was no worries there.

ironman4579
05-14-2007, 05:03 AM
How do they test you? I really don't know... Don't need to either... Always had safe sex until my current girlfriend came around, she was a virgin, so there was no worries there.

Or so you think......................j/k, I'm sure you're fine.

BuckNaked
05-14-2007, 05:56 AM
Or so you think......................j/k, I'm sure you're fine.

Don't reassure him. He has every STD known to man.

LitoSheppard
05-14-2007, 07:32 AM
whats the one thing that a women can do to u to get u goin and to turn you on


for some weird reason i like when the girls play with my nipples
haha
When guys openely talk about what turns them on...


No.

LitoSheppard
05-14-2007, 07:33 AM
Don't reassure him. He has every STD known to man.

I imagene he has created a few of his own to..

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 09:05 AM
Lito has been pretty funny today. I give him non-rep props.

Vikes99ej
05-14-2007, 10:49 AM
I like it when my chick has all of her appendages. That's pretty hot.

BigDawg819
05-14-2007, 10:56 AM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/wrobel8/8561acaf9db6cb306d8135a1c7e417ea.jpg

someone447
05-14-2007, 12:27 PM
Everyone here has said the obvious things about what turn them on. No **** getting head, her playing with herself, etc are going to turn you on. Now, for me, and athletic girl. This girl I'm kinda seeing played softball in HS and was a really good pitcher, and might end up trying to play in college, asked if I would go and throw the ball with her, because all of her friends are scared to catch. So I said sure, that was the hottest non-sexual thing ever.

I need to get tested, because it has a mind of its own, and if a girl says we don't need to use a condom, well, I kinda say fine. At least the ones I've done that with I have actually trusted. And it takes a lot for me to trust someone.

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 01:22 PM
This girl I'm kinda seeing played softball in HS and was a really good pitcher, and might end up trying to play in college, asked if I would go and throw the ball with her, because all of her friends are scared to catch. So I said sure, that was the hottest non-sexual thing ever.



Yeah, that's pretty ******* awesome. Not sure I'd say it would "turn me on" persay but I'd definitely like her more.

Girls I go out with are always very active and usually nearly as crazy as I am (as in extreme sports, sky-diving, cliff jumping, white-water rafting, etc..) but even they don't usually like the predominatly male sports (football, baseball, hockey, basketball.)

I would probably fall in love with a girl if she asked me to go throw a baseball with her. At the very least she'd be getting the majority of the action that night.

I'm jealous.

SubNoize
05-14-2007, 01:33 PM
just like the 3-6 mafia song goes...

"I'm gonna get my chief on, while she sucks my ding-dong hard on like king-kong eyes like a ching-chong..." Very relaxing....

someone447
05-14-2007, 03:13 PM
Yeah, that's pretty ******* awesome. Not sure I'd say it would "turn me on" persay but I'd definitely like her more.

Girls I go out with are always very active and usually nearly as crazy as I am (as in extreme sports, sky-diving, cliff jumping, white-water rafting, etc..) but even they don't usually like the predominatly male sports (football, baseball, hockey, basketball.)

I would probably fall in love with a girl if she asked me to go throw a baseball with her. At the very least she'd be getting the majority of the action that night.

I'm jealous.

Ya, don't be jealous; I actually like this girl and she is moving in 2 weeks. So that actually really ******* sucks. It is very rare that I actually like a girl, and don't just want to get in her pants. I am completely obsessed with football(obviously) and this girl actually enjoys talking about it. Then we started talking about her playing softball, and she said Jennie Finch taught her her curveball, how ******* awesome is that?

Oh, and she loves giving head.

awfullyquiet
05-14-2007, 03:19 PM
is very rare that I actually like a girl, and don't just want to get in her pants. I am completely obsessed with football(obviously) and this girl actually enjoys talking about it.

Ha.
Girls liking (and being able to talk about) football is a rare thing indeed.

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 03:26 PM
Ya, don't be jealous; I actually like this girl and she is moving in 2 weeks. So that actually really ******* sucks. It is very rare that I actually like a girl, and don't just want to get in her pants. I am completely obsessed with football(obviously) and this girl actually enjoys talking about it. Then we started talking about her playing softball, and she said Jennie Finch taught her her curveball, how ******* awesome is that?

Oh, and she loves giving head.

Umm.. wherever she's moving... go there.

Or better yet, tell ME where she's moving and I'LL go there.

someone447
05-14-2007, 03:39 PM
Ha.
Girls liking (and being able to talk about) football is a rare thing indeed.

Then I just seem to find the ones who do. Maybe thats because if a girl doesn't at least pretend to like football, she is going to hate me. Because I am not paying attention to them if anything regarding football is on. And that is something the have to understand. So its just natural that the ones who actually enjoy watching football are the girls I always find.

Damix
05-14-2007, 04:37 PM
twins.....

neko4
05-14-2007, 04:43 PM
Its rare to find hot softball chicks

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 04:46 PM
Too many lesbians...

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 04:56 PM
Too many lesbians...

There's never too many lesbians to turn me on!!!

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 04:58 PM
Fine, too many manish, feminist, hippie women who look nothing like the chicks in those videos...

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 04:59 PM
There's never too many lesbians to turn me on!!!

Do you maybe want to rephrase this?

JF4
05-14-2007, 05:02 PM
Its rare to find hot softball chicks

But when you find them you get this....


http://www.jenniefinch.net/images/espnmag.jpg

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 05:03 PM
Do you maybe want to rephrase this?

You can never have enough lesbians?

Wait...

Oh no..

I jynxed it..

LESBIANS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

sweetness34
05-14-2007, 05:04 PM
twins.....

Triplets, we've got a trio at my college and they're all incredibly hott.

Damix
05-14-2007, 05:05 PM
Triplets, we've got a trio at my college and they're all incredibly hott.

Actually so do we, they all play field hockey, apparently our QB got with all 3 one night aswell.

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 05:07 PM
Actually so do we, they all play field hockey, apparently our QB got with all 3 one night aswell.

Wow, a four-way with lesbian incest.. kinky.

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 05:09 PM
Triplets, we've got a trio at my college and they're all incredibly hott.

Pictures!!!!

sweetness34
05-14-2007, 05:11 PM
Pictures!!!!

Haha nope, I bet NicBam has seen them though. I'll do my best to get a picture but it'll be tough since I don't really know them.

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 05:11 PM
Let's go! Chop chop. Get on myspace or whatever and get that stuff up here.

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 05:12 PM
Haha nope, I bet NicBam has seen them though. I'll do my best to get a picture but it'll be tough since I don't really know them.

BS. Use the school's team photo, plus other internet resources. Don't shirk. You've planted the seed, now water it and let it grow!!!!

Flyboy
05-14-2007, 05:13 PM
Dakota Fanning.

Duh.

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 05:21 PM
Oh, I forgot to relay this story from the weekend.

I had a kink in my golf swing, so I went to the range to try to work it out. Within 3 minutes after I set up, 2 gorgeous blonde HS-age girls and their grandfather come in and set up shop in the 2 bats right in front of me (in front meanint to my right. Basically, I'm trying to concentrate on the ball, but I have a sexy little blonde backside right in my line of sight the entire time. I managed to work the problem out, but it was a very entertaining time.

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 05:23 PM
Oh, I forgot to relay this story from the weekend.

I had a kink in my golf swing, so I went to the range to try to work it out. Within 3 minutes after I set up, 2 gorgeous blonde HS-age girls and their grandfather come in and set up shop in the 2 bats right in front of me (in front meanint to my right. Basically, I'm trying to concentrate on the ball, but I have a sexy little blonde backside right in my line of sight the entire time. I managed to work the problem out, but it was a very entertaining time.

You should have "accidently" hit the grandfather in the temple with a line drive and offered to drive the two girls home since he was dizzy.

C'mon dude, you screwed that up..

bsaza2358
05-14-2007, 05:24 PM
I'm 27. These girls were probably 17 and 15. I also have a gf that I love. No dice. It was fun to watch, though.

sweetness34
05-14-2007, 05:28 PM
BS. Use the school's team photo, plus other internet resources. Don't shirk. You've planted the seed, now water it and let it grow!!!!

What team photo? They aren't on a team. They party with some friends of mine though so I'll see if I can get the hook up through that.

They aren't amazing looking but they're pretty hott, and them being triplets just makes them even hotter.

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 05:30 PM
I'm 27. These girls were probably 17 and 15. I also have a gf that I love. No dice. It was fun to watch, though.

....

....

Pedo...?

Dude, you never say you thought they were 17 and 15. You ALWAYS think they're 18. C'mon, really.

Flyboy
05-14-2007, 06:23 PM
whats the one thing that a women can do to u to get u goin and to turn you on


for some weird reason i like when the girls play with my nipples
haha

How did I miss this? Yeah, that **** is incredibly hot. Get the nipple action + handjob action? Beastly.

awfullyquiet
05-14-2007, 06:38 PM
How did I miss this? Yeah, that **** is incredibly hot. Get the nipple action + handjob action? Beastly.

it was the first post? maybe you were looking for 'alternative' things?

can i just mentioned, smelling good is fantastic...

Flyboy
05-14-2007, 07:12 PM
it was the first post? maybe you were looking for 'alternative' things?

Nah, just bypassed to the latest page and worked my way backwards.

ricky bobby
05-14-2007, 07:37 PM
What doesn't turn me on? Even the slightest wind can...

sweetness34
05-14-2007, 07:38 PM
Let's go! Chop chop. Get on myspace or whatever and get that stuff up here.

No go, they're like the only girls I know that don't have a myspace or a facebook. I'll do my best though. When I get them I'll send them to you.

Sportsfan486
05-14-2007, 07:42 PM
No go, they're like the only girls I know that don't have a myspace or a facebook. I'll do my best though. When I get them I'll send them to you.

Dude, I'm gunna need in on the semi-hot triplet action, too.

ironman4579
05-14-2007, 08:13 PM
....

....

Pedo...?

Dude, you never say you thought they were 17 and 15. You ALWAYS think they're 18. C'mon, really.

Mt problem is, I ALWAYS think girls are older than they are. My fiance's only turning 22 now, and I thought she was at least 24 when I met her. I'm terrible with ages. I almost banged a 16 year old when I was 23 because I thought she was 21. Fortunately my buddy guessed her age correctly, and I bailed to another chick. He humped her that night though.

-black
05-14-2007, 08:43 PM
when we argue and she gets mad.....

ironman4579
05-14-2007, 08:45 PM
And then she throws that revenge lovin' on you.

etk
05-14-2007, 08:47 PM
when we argue and she gets mad.....

Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose
When you make your angry face
That makes me wanna just take off all your clothes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way you storm around
That makes me wanna tear you down
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is


Every time you scream at me
I wanna kiss you
Baby when you put your hands on me
I wanna touch you
And when we get to arguing
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy
When you're mad

-black
05-14-2007, 08:51 PM
there is nothing like make up sex.....


a phrase that always gets to me no matter wat


"I want to feel you inside me"



hellooooo!

sweetness34
05-14-2007, 08:54 PM
Dude, I'm gunna need in on the semi-hot triplet action, too.

No problem. I still can't believe these girls don't have a myspace, every girl I know has one and are obesessed with it.

I guess these girls have done one night stands before so maybe that'll be my ticket in. :D

remix 6
05-14-2007, 09:22 PM
when a girl says
"i want to do it..right here, right now!" and reaches down below slowly

Stash
05-15-2007, 12:07 AM
What turns me on: when she passes out on the floor after 2 roofy colatas.

MP123
05-15-2007, 12:09 AM
Girls with beautiful blue eyes.

Sportsfan486
05-15-2007, 12:13 AM
Girls with beautiful blue eyes.

You only have to replace one word in that sentence to make me fit.

Wanna get a drink or something?

bsaza2358
05-15-2007, 08:42 AM
Girls with beautiful blue eyes.

You only have to replace one word in that sentence to make me fit.

You like beautiful blue boobies?

drowe
05-15-2007, 10:00 AM
so, hi.

i woke up this morning immediately after having a really fun dream about a girl i work with. she sits right by me and it's really made for an interesting work day so far.

bored of education
05-15-2007, 10:09 AM
you have to tell her that you hada dream about her.

drowe
05-15-2007, 10:25 AM
you have to tell her that you hada dream about her.


yeah, not gonna happen
i'm having a hard time concentrating though.
seriously, very real dream.

and, of course, i'm happily married. and drowe is a very faithful guy (look but don't touch rule always applies). but, apparently, 'dream drowe' is a shady man *****.

ironman4579
05-15-2007, 11:09 AM
You only have to replace one word in that sentence to make me fit.

Wanna get a drink or something?

Men with beautiful blue eyes? Whatever floats your boat I guess............

bsaza2358
05-15-2007, 11:11 AM
so, hi.

i woke up this morning immediately after having a really fun dream about a girl i work with. she sits right by me and it's really made for an interesting work day so far.

And your wife is pregnant.

bored of education
05-15-2007, 11:13 AM
yeah, not gonna happen
i'm having a hard time concentrating though.
seriously, very real dream.

and, of course, i'm happily married. and drowe is a very faithful guy (look but don't touch rule always applies). but, apparently, 'dream drowe' is a shady man *****.


you can look at the menu but you cannot order

bsaza2358
05-15-2007, 11:14 AM
My mom always says, "I don't care where your father works up his appetite, as long as he eats at home."

Addict
05-15-2007, 11:15 AM
What doesn't turn me on? Even the slightest wind can...

even when it comes from the back door ;)?

uhm... dead babies anyone?

bored of education
05-15-2007, 11:18 AM
call me anything but late for dinner

P-L
05-15-2007, 11:20 AM
I think comahan and Damix turn me on more than anyone or anything else.

EdReedUnstoppable
05-15-2007, 11:28 AM
I girl that smells great but dresses kinda like a punk/goth chick and has piercings and tattoos...........I rock solid just thinkin about it! :P

Addict
05-15-2007, 11:35 AM
I girl that smells great but dresses kinda like a punk/goth chick and has piercings and tattoos...........I rock solid just thinkin about it! :P

I don't like them pierced and tattooed... but alternative chicks are HOT.

ironman4579
05-15-2007, 11:36 AM
Too many piercings turn me off though. Like I think a girl with a piercing in her chin or lip is a turn off. But my fiance has pierced nipples, and that rules. It makes the nipples much more sensitive!

Sportsfan486
05-15-2007, 11:44 AM
My mom always says, "I don't care where your father works up his appetite, as long as he eats at home."

I probably would have shot myself in the forehead if my mom had ever said something like that to me.

I like the saying, though.

drowe
05-15-2007, 11:47 AM
And your wife is pregnant.


yeah, like i said, "look, but don't touch." it's not like women magically stop being hot when ya get married.

Addict
05-15-2007, 11:58 AM
yeah, like i said, "look, but don't touch." it's not like women magically stop being hot when ya get married.

thank god. Because girlfriends tend to stop being hot when you marry them ;)

ironman4579
05-15-2007, 12:12 PM
If you're married, never join the Army. I've rarely seen an Army wife that wasn't fat or skanky, and I know they weren't all fat in the first place. Might have been skanky though.

bsaza2358
05-15-2007, 12:22 PM
I think that these Army wives were one of the local ladies who hung out around the barracks hoping to rope one of the men as a husband. It's a cultural thing. It's not like the women became fat skanks when their husbands joined the Army. They were already skanks, then let themselves go.

-black
05-15-2007, 12:25 PM
how could i forget a woman who can throw down in the kitchen.....

ironman4579
05-15-2007, 12:33 PM
I think that these Army wives were one of the local ladies who hung out around the barracks hoping to rope one of the men as a husband. It's a cultural thing. It's not like the women became fat skanks when their husbands joined the Army. They were already skanks, then let themselves go.

Oh believe me, alot of the wives are ex barracks rats that hoped to get a free ride after the humped everyone. Maybe they'd get lucky and get pregnant. Then if the guy dumped them he'd still have to pay. Those are the ones that are the skanks, because they don't care about their husband anyway, just his benefits, so they go hump everyone.

But I've seen too many kids come in the Army with a hot wife, and withing 2 years that chicks a freaking porkchop. Army wives get fat. Armry girlfriends are usually hot, but the wives are fat. I wouldn't have joined the Army if I was married, and I wouldn't have gotten married while I was in the Army.

Phrost
05-17-2007, 03:18 PM
I don't like them pierced and tattooed... but alternative chicks are HOT.

Whats the exact definition of alternative?