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Ravens1991
05-13-2007, 12:10 PM
I dought anybody here is a mother, but today is the day you have to say thanks to your mother for helping you out in life. Today my dad and I made my mom breakfast in bed and we are getting Crabs tonight for dinner.

KCJ58
05-13-2007, 01:41 PM
Happy Mothers day to all those mothers out there...

Space Ghost
05-13-2007, 01:42 PM
I dought anybody here is a mother, but today is the day you have to say thanks to your mother for helping you out in life. Today my dad and I made my mom breakfast in bed and we are getting Crabs tonight for dinner.

My mom gave my dad crabs.

Addict
05-13-2007, 01:46 PM
My mom gave my dad crabs.

LOL!

I bought my mom towels, at her own request.

Hail all mothers. I will quote a Stephen Lynch song for you:

Thank you dear lady for being my mom,
you did all my homework you took me to prom,
and I was the only guy who got lucky that night...

art vandelay
05-13-2007, 02:19 PM
LOL Ravens...I put your quote in my sig.

Jimmy
05-13-2007, 02:22 PM
i was gonna say something.. but i thought it might be a tad immature... so i knew someone else was gonna say it... lol

sweetness34
05-13-2007, 03:21 PM
I ain't got no mom or no dad. I created myself and I'm invincible biotch.

Ravens1991
05-13-2007, 03:34 PM
lol that is preety funny.

Ravens1991
05-13-2007, 03:40 PM
My mom gave my dad crabs.

Really.


Its a Maryland thing to get Crabs on special occasions, especially when family is over. :)

Go_Eagles77
05-13-2007, 03:43 PM
Really.


Its a Maryland thing to get Crabs on special occasions, especially when family is over. :)

Oh god. :(

Shane P. Hallam
05-13-2007, 04:17 PM
I dought anybody here is a mother, but today is the day you have to say thanks to your mother for helping you out in life. Today my dad and I made my mom breakfast in bed and we are getting Crabs tonight for dinner.

Will you and your Dad be getting the crabs separately? Or will you just go for the ol' triple threat crab making?


Anyways, for Mother's Day, I will be having sexual relations with Creek's Mom.

TPFKA#1SaintsFan
05-13-2007, 04:22 PM
You're all a bunch of mothers.

Ravens1991
05-13-2007, 05:17 PM
Will you and your Dad be getting the crabs separately? Or will you just go for the ol' triple threat crab making?


Anyways, for Mother's Day, I will be having sexual relations with Creek's Mom.

Actually my dad went for a hair cut at 12:30 then they went to the crab shack and had a scheduled 1:30 pick up time. Then she brought them home, we enjoyed the crabs we recieved but my mom wouldnt let me give my dog any.

TitleTown088
05-13-2007, 05:20 PM
I wish I was going to get crabs. I can't remember the last time I had crabs.

Space Ghost
05-13-2007, 05:35 PM
Actually my dad went for a hair cut at 12:30 then they went to the crab shack and had a scheduled 1:30 pick up time. Then she brought them home, we enjoyed the crabs we recieved but my mom wouldnt let me give my dog any.

uhh... my mom gave your dad crabs at like 3:30 this morning... your story doesn't make any sense because your dog got them anyways when he started licking around when my mom was over... your mom probably knew that though and thats why she didn't want you to give your dog any...

Tobzilla
05-13-2007, 06:51 PM
I gave my mother crabs too, but she didn't even say "thank you."

Go_Eagles77
05-13-2007, 06:52 PM
I wish I was going to get crabs. I can't remember the last time I had crabs.

I got some in Baltimore a couple years ago, boy was that a mistake, I was regretting it all night.

LitoSheppard
05-13-2007, 06:54 PM
Really.


Its a Maryland thing to get Crabs on special occasions, especially when family is over. :)

Really? I thought that was more of a Southern thing..