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TitleTown088
11-17-2006, 01:45 AM
anyone actually think this flamer is funny? Everytime i see his stupid show on TV i want to smash my TV and slit my wrists with the broken glass because he sucks so much.
BTW porterforMVP, there is no way in hell Mencia>chapelle.
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/07/mencia.jpg
Windy
11-17-2006, 01:51 AM
O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.
TitleTown088
11-17-2006, 01:53 AM
O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.
what a fruitcake.
Windy
11-17-2006, 02:03 AM
Wanna go to hooters or something? we can still get some wings. what about dave & busters?
DChess
11-17-2006, 02:09 AM
Wanna go to hooters or something? we can still get some wings. what about dave & busters?
hey if you guys wait like 5 minutes i can go.
DChess
11-17-2006, 02:10 AM
oh and he is one of the least funniest people i've ever heard. listening to my grandma about her surgerys would be more interesting and a better use of my time
bigrick0016
11-17-2006, 03:51 AM
O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.
His name is not Carlos Mencia and he's not mexican. He's half Honduran and half German. He just pretends to be mexican so he can run around indiscrimantly yelling "beaner!" like a jackass. I have no problems with making up stage names (Rodney Dangerfield is a stage name, so stage names are ok by me), but Carlos Mencia is a douche. I'd rather fellate a hot curling iron than listen to the inane drivel he spews forth from Carlos Mencia's mouth.
Splat
11-17-2006, 09:06 AM
I can't stand him he goes why to far.
Tubby
11-17-2006, 09:22 AM
He just runs around on stage yelling "BEANERS!!!" and "WETBACKS!!!" until he gets to the part where he makes another terrible joke, then yells "SEE LOOK, THE STUPID PEOPLE DONT GET IT!!!" Then does his terrible impression of a stupid/lazy person. I cant stand him.
DChess
11-17-2006, 09:54 AM
man all this talk about him just pisses me off. he blows so much
danman253
11-17-2006, 10:59 AM
I hate Mencia. He is not funny at all. He just yells any racial slur at the top of his lungs and finds it funny, or criticizes people for being idiots. Not only were Chappelles episodes funny but he didn't go around criticizing everyone else but him.
diabsoule
11-17-2006, 11:36 AM
I used to find him funny back before his show. Now his stuff hasn't gotten tiresome.
bigbluedefense
11-17-2006, 11:39 AM
He's a fake, he steals other people's jokes, and is not respected at all amongst his fellow comedians.
He keeps everything hush hush though so the general public won't find out. I think he's corny, and his act got tired real fast.
draftguru151
11-17-2006, 02:57 PM
His stand up was decent but his show is the worst thing on television.
I like his show, it makes me laugh... ha ha ha (that's an impresion of me laughing when I watch the carlos mencia show)
I don't particularly like his indian impresion, but then again, I don't really like indians in general... however, the rest of the stuff is very funny... very funny indeed
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 12:31 AM
I love Carlos Mencia he is the funniest comedian I've ever seen. He's not afriad to say anything, god i laugh my ace of everytime I watch him.
I love Carlos Mencia he is the funniest comedian I've ever seen. He's not afriad to say anything, god i laugh my ace of everytime I watch him. What rock have you been living under?
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 01:42 AM
The big one.
I mean theres nothing wrong with thinking hes funny. But the best comedian ever? Have you ever heard of George Carlin, Bill Hicks or Richard Pryor?
The big one.Are you Mencia
O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.
His name is not Carlos Mencia and he's not mexican. He's half Honduran and half German. He just pretends to be mexican so he can run around indiscrimantly yelling "beaner!" like a jackass. I have no problems with making up stage names (Rodney Dangerfield is a stage name, so stage names are ok by me), but Carlos Mencia is a douche. I'd rather fellate a hot curling iron than listen to the inane drivel he spews forth from Carlos Mencia's mouth.QFT
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 01:48 AM
Yeah Carlin but I just love the racial jokes carlos has, you can't tell me he is not hilarious with his black and muslim jokes.
Yeah Carlin but I just love the racial jokes carlos has, you can't tell me he is not hilarious with his black and muslim jokes.They are not original at all. None of his stuff is original.
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 01:55 AM
So you don't think any of his jokes are funny. Not even the ones about the mexicans.
He isn't funny.
He laughs at his own jokes more than anybody else and if its not funny he'll just go oh stupid people dont get it then the audience would laugh because they dont want to look stupid. He is not funny.
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 02:03 AM
I'll admit "some of his jokes suck" but some of them are hilarious.
I'll admit "some of his jokes suck" but some of them are hilarious.for example...
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 02:07 AM
the good ones or the sucky ones?
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 02:07 AM
The Dee Dee song was hilarious.
Creek
11-25-2006, 11:59 AM
Carlos Mencia is an abomination to stand up comedy. He doesn't have any original bits. He's just taking tired stereotypes we're all aware of and shouting them while wearing a member's only jacket. He stands there and warns us about how "edgy" he's gonna be for 5 minutes then tells a joke about black people and watermelons. OH MAN, CARLOS, NO ONE HAS THE BALLS TO MAKE THAT JOKE!
Here's a tip: If a comedian ever warns you about how edgy he is, he isn't very edgy. In fact, he probably sucks.
My impression of a Mencia joke:
"No, no, listen up. Now I know some of you will be like 'no, Carlos, you can't say that,' but I'm going to anyway...
Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
P.S.- anyone who says "Dee Dee Dee" deserves the same punishment as Saddam Hussein.
The Dee Dee song was hilarious.
Are you serious? I can't stand the show but a couple of my friends like it so I ocasionally see an episode. And that song was worse than the rest of the show.
Harvey Birdman
11-25-2006, 01:03 PM
Worst show ever. Not funny at all, complete waste of 30 minutes of air-time.
Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOU CANT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tobzilla
11-25-2006, 02:26 PM
I hate Carlos Mencia.
couldnt have said it better
I hate Carlos Mencia.
couldnt have said it better
I ******* hate carlos mencia
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 06:34 PM
Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOU CANT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hell yeah he isn't afriad to say anything.
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 06:35 PM
The guy has the best Micheal Jacskon jokes, down ****** jokes, *** jokes, and muslim jokes.
draftguru151
11-25-2006, 06:35 PM
http://www.mindofmencia.net/carlos-mencia-tickets.jpg
doingthisinsteadofwork
11-25-2006, 06:36 PM
http://www.mindofmencia.net/carlos-mencia-tickets.jpgdee de dee!
People who like Carlos Mencia probably think the movie 'Little Man' is hilarious.
Creek
11-25-2006, 07:44 PM
Have you ever noticed... that black people... have some similarities and differences with white people? And Mexican people, what's goin' on over there? And you know Mexican people are in the crowd right now screaming 'No, Carlos, usted no puede decir eso!' But it's true, you know it's true!"
YOU CANT SAY THAT!! YOU CANT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hell yeah he isn't afriad to say anything.
That's the point I'm trying to make!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you being sarcastic or dense?
He's not afraid to say anything, but apparently he is afraid to come up with original concepts and ideas.
josh07039
11-25-2006, 07:50 PM
Hes almost as unfunny and overrated as Dane Cook, however, the crown of biggest lameass douche goes to Dane Cook.
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 07:55 PM
http://www.mindofmencia.net/carlos-mencia-tickets.jpgdee de dee!
Thats what I'm talking about, if you even look at him your gonna laugh. Just listen to his ADHD jokes those are funny.
jets future
11-25-2006, 07:55 PM
he is not funny at all. i dont watch his show i stare at it. Chappel show is so much funnier than mind of mencia, chappel show is one of my favorite shows.
portermvp84
11-25-2006, 08:01 PM
Tell me I want to know what is so great about the Chapell show?
Would it kill anybody if I put Chris Rock= Carlos Mencia?
It would kill me. Chris Rock has actually made me laugh.
Chappelle's Show is great because it takes stereotypes and presents them in a fresh, funny, comical way.. that also makes fun of the stereotype. Carlos Mencia, when talking about stereotypes, just jumps around with a ******** look on his face.. He's "offensive" just to be offensive..
scar988
11-25-2006, 09:03 PM
O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.Holness is his dad's last name. he had it legally changed to his mom's maiden name because he was raised by his aunt and uncle. His Dad is Honduran. He was renamed Carlos by his Aunt and Uncle. So his true name is Ned Carlos Mencia
O man i agree. His real name isnt even Carlos Mencia. It's Ned Holness. Yes, Ned Holness.Holness is his dad's last name. he had it legally changed to his mom's maiden name because he was raised by his aunt and uncle. His Dad is Honduran. He was renamed Carlos by his Aunt and Uncle. So his true name is Ned Carlos MenciaHow dare you correct Windy
i met mr mencia before...
he reminded me of gaaayyy...
portermvp84
11-26-2006, 12:57 AM
You met Carlos?
Boston
11-26-2006, 12:59 AM
i met mr mencia before...
he reminded me of gaaayyy...
Ha, that looked like gravy...
portermvp84
11-27-2006, 03:21 PM
You guys can't tell me that this isn't funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lqP0TLGyXyo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFjGoDBHTBM
these are hilarious
You guys can't tell me that this isn't funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lqP0TLGyXyo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFjGoDBHTBM
these are hilarious
You must have meant to post theese.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jm4D7t6TccU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Llh7pDtR1Q
danman253
11-27-2006, 04:05 PM
You guys can't tell me that this isn't funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lqP0TLGyXyo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFjGoDBHTBM
these are hilarious
That's not funny
portermvp84
11-27-2006, 08:59 PM
The seond one I laughed pretty hard.
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