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gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 06:49 PM
Its pretty self-explanatory, we make a list.



1. Have an intelligent conversation with a Bears fan. :P

Tubby
05-20-2007, 06:50 PM
Become a mod at NFLDC

Wootylicous
05-20-2007, 06:50 PM
3- See the Cards win the SuperBowl

draftguru151
05-20-2007, 06:50 PM
Ban tubby.

gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 06:51 PM
5. See people put numbers before their post :Z

Moses
05-20-2007, 06:51 PM
DMT.

http://www.dailygrail.com/images/BC_dmt_spirit_molecule_0.jpg

Shiver
05-20-2007, 06:56 PM
7. Travel to Mayan ruins at Chichen Itza for the spring equinox

Don Vito
05-20-2007, 06:57 PM
go streaking at a sporting event with 30,000+ people

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-20-2007, 06:57 PM
8.Live to see the Mayan end of the world in 2012(December 22nd?)

Since shiv posted the Mayan thing, it reminded me.

HuskerNation
05-20-2007, 06:58 PM
9. Poop in the White House

GB12
05-20-2007, 06:59 PM
10. Have sex with a midget

gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 06:59 PM
11. Not get neg repped by HuskerNation

HuskerNation
05-20-2007, 07:02 PM
12. Poop on the 50 yard line in "The Big House"

saintsfan912
05-20-2007, 07:06 PM
13. Visit all the SEC football stadiums. Step 1 will be going to Tuscaloosa in November for the LSU/Bama game. Hopefully this gets done within the next 10 years.

etk
05-20-2007, 07:08 PM
14. Dunk on Joakim Noah

fenikz
05-20-2007, 07:09 PM
**** a supermodel

gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 07:09 PM
15. Have a dream where you have sex, wake up the next morning and think it's true.

Xonraider
05-20-2007, 07:14 PM
I've had #15

Anyways, I'd like to have sex with a girl I really like... but she's completely out of my league. I think that is something most have.

Philliez01
05-20-2007, 07:16 PM
16. Go to every MLB ballpark.

HuskerNation
05-20-2007, 07:16 PM
17. Eat cotton candy, and then poop it out.

The Unseen
05-20-2007, 07:17 PM
18. Poop on HuskerNation

DChess
05-20-2007, 07:18 PM
19. sky dive

TitleTown088
05-20-2007, 07:18 PM
18. Blow up the metrodome. Suicide bomb too.

Don Vito
05-20-2007, 07:19 PM
13. Visit all the SEC football stadiums. Step 1 will be going to Tuscaloosa in November for the LSU/Bama game. Hopefully this gets done within the next 10 years.

Thats a great one, I get Ole Miss season tix for home and away games, I'm hoping to see every stadium in the SEC after my (hopefully) 4 years there.

Paul
05-20-2007, 07:20 PM
21. Participate in a forums' "Thing I have to do before I die" thread.

Boston
05-20-2007, 07:21 PM
I've had #15

Anyways, I'd like to have sex with a girl I really like... but she's completely out of my league. I think that is something most have.

So, simply put, you'd like to have sex?

20. Swim across Lake Michigan.

gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 07:21 PM
22. Actually get directions to Sesame Street

HuskerNation
05-20-2007, 07:22 PM
24. Find a picture of Scott Wright, then crop it into a *** porno picture, and post it here.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-20-2007, 07:24 PM
I have Scott's pic, but I need you to supply me with the *** porn from all your magazines.

gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 07:26 PM
I have Scott's pic, but I need you to supply me with the *** porn from all your magazines.

this can be arranged...

HuskerNation
05-20-2007, 07:26 PM
I have Scott's pic, but I need you to supply me with the *** porn from all your magazines.

Or you could just click on the history button on your comp.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-20-2007, 07:27 PM
Or you could just click on the history button on your comp.

Ahh, nice one :).

HuskerNation
05-20-2007, 07:29 PM
Ahh, nice one :).

thanks friend

RoyHall#1
05-20-2007, 07:57 PM
23. Live to see Roy Hall become #1.

fischbowl
05-20-2007, 07:57 PM
25. Poop In A Urinal

DChess
05-20-2007, 07:58 PM
25. Poop In A Urinal

my friend already did that

gbpackers0065
05-20-2007, 07:59 PM
25. Poop In A Urinal

did it in high school

RoyHall#1
05-20-2007, 07:59 PM
I crapped in a trash can.

dabears10
05-20-2007, 08:03 PM
26. Get a first date paid for that results in sex.

islandboy843
05-20-2007, 08:06 PM
27. Be friends with Draft King again

Ravens1991
05-20-2007, 08:06 PM
4 countless years I wanted to go up on the price is wright and spin the big wheel. Well look at were that dream is now :(

RoyHall#1
05-20-2007, 08:16 PM
4 countless years I wanted to go up on the price is wright and spin the big wheel. Well look at were that dream is now :(

It's still alive?

MaxV
05-20-2007, 08:18 PM
23. Live to see Roy Hall become #1.

28. Live to see RoyHall#1 seeing Roy Hall become #1. :)

ripdw27
05-20-2007, 08:18 PM
29ish. do at least one chick from every state (all 50)

Smokey Joe
05-20-2007, 08:20 PM
29. Single handedly win the World Series and have a threesome with Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria on the same night.

saintsfan912
05-20-2007, 08:22 PM
Thats a great one, I get Ole Miss season tix for home and away games, I'm hoping to see every stadium in the SEC after my (hopefully) 4 years there.

Me and my crew are going to Tuscaloosa for the LSU game. We are thinking about going to Oxford this year too.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-20-2007, 08:24 PM
29. Single handedly win the World Series and have a threesome with Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria on the same night.

Been there, done that.

bantx
05-21-2007, 12:05 AM
30. t-bag earl boykins

KCJ58
05-21-2007, 12:18 AM
Ban tubby.

2nd

and Make yoda an admin

sweetness34
05-21-2007, 12:18 AM
Visit the playboy mansion, and not just get to the outside, but actually get in.

BuckNaked
05-21-2007, 05:52 AM
Visit the playboy mansion, and not just get to the outside, but actually get in.

Find out I am the heir to the Playboy Throne.

drowe
05-21-2007, 07:50 AM
32. Attend a Milwaukee Brewers Playoff game.

jkpigskin
05-21-2007, 07:51 AM
33. Meet Scott Wright

steelersfan43
05-21-2007, 09:24 PM
freedive to 50 meters.

KCJ58
05-21-2007, 09:30 PM
f*** a supermodel!

jag
05-21-2007, 09:32 PM
Meet up with Unseen and Stoner at the Jaguars (future) Superbowl party.

KILLERSANTA
05-21-2007, 09:34 PM
36. Have sex with all 3 jessicas, at the same thing!

KCJ58
05-21-2007, 09:38 PM
36. Have sex with all 3 jessicas, at the same thing!

Alba/Simpson/Biel???

255979119
05-21-2007, 09:39 PM
Kill Pauly Shore.

draftguru151
05-21-2007, 09:41 PM
33. Meet Scott Wright

I was supposed go to the senior bowl this year but didn't get the chance, I'm definitely going next year so hopefully I get to meet him.

Paul
05-21-2007, 09:44 PM
36. Have sex with all 3 jessicas, at the same thing!

Not the first time you said that on here is it.

KILLERSANTA
05-21-2007, 10:14 PM
Alba/Simpson/Biel???

Yup

Not the first time you said that on here is it.

Sure in the hell won't be the last.....

someone447
05-21-2007, 10:17 PM
32. Attend a Milwaukee Brewers Playoff game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!
At least they are looking good this year, I've all but given up on them, since their last winning season was when I was 5. They just find ways to suck.

KILLERSANTA
05-21-2007, 10:19 PM
38. Give Patrick Crayton a Hug

Paul
05-21-2007, 10:22 PM
38. Give Patrick Crayton a Hug

are you sure just a hug?

KILLERSANTA
05-21-2007, 10:27 PM
are you sure just a hug?

Do you really want details?

M.O.T.H.
05-21-2007, 10:29 PM
Do you really want details?

ewwwwwww. :)

Paul
05-21-2007, 10:29 PM
Do you really want details?

Good point. A hug it is.

Paranoidmoonduck
05-21-2007, 10:39 PM
39. Witness a solar eclipse

islandboy843
05-21-2007, 10:47 PM
40.Be On SportsCenter Top Plays

dabears10
05-21-2007, 11:04 PM
41. Be a guest on PTI

pierce2walker
05-21-2007, 11:06 PM
14. Dunk on Joakim Noah
You must truly envy Alfred Aboya...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c3qxVAUbOto

kalbears13
05-21-2007, 11:09 PM
42. Run with the bulls.

DHVF
05-21-2007, 11:13 PM
43. Retire from a site before you hit 12,000 posts

DorianSmith
05-21-2007, 11:14 PM
beavers go undeafted

Sniper
05-21-2007, 11:17 PM
45. Witness the Eagles win the Super Bowl...Could be a while ;)

kalbears13
05-21-2007, 11:18 PM
45. Witness the Eagles win the Super Bowl...Could be a while ;)

Witness the Browns make it to the playoffs...Could be a while

HoopsDemon12
05-21-2007, 11:25 PM
watch the bills make it too 4 more superbowls.... and win 1..

Billingsley26
05-21-2007, 11:54 PM
I was supposed go to the senior bowl this year but didn't get the chance, I'm definitely going next year so hopefully I get to meet him.

I dont get it, how were you supposed to go, but didnt get the chance? You has the opportunity to go (like you said), but you never had the chance. I am confused!

I got nothing after hearing gbpackers say he wanted the real directions to sesame street! lmao.

draftguru151
05-22-2007, 12:05 PM
I dont get it, how were you supposed to go, but didnt get the chance? You has the opportunity to go (like you said), but you never had the chance. I am confused!

I got nothing after hearing gbpackers say he wanted the real directions to sesame street! lmao.

I was in Alabama the weekend of the senior bowl but the game was sold out like a week before so I didn't go.

Shane P. Hallam
05-22-2007, 01:05 PM
46. Meet the IRC crew

47. Have a sex with a deaf chick (Damn you sarf!)

48. Make sure Tubby NEVER becomes a mod

49. Convince Scott that he should start accepting his TV invites

50. Close this thread once it hits 500.

Addict
05-22-2007, 01:08 PM
51. Witness a football game
51½. Have sex with an amputee
52. Write a book

53. Fill in donor form

54. Reveal to the world that I'm half man, half pigeon

Shiver
05-22-2007, 01:15 PM
55. Go to a Rage Against the Machine concert

Addict
05-22-2007, 01:19 PM
57. prove the existence of Santa.

Notredameleo
05-22-2007, 01:36 PM
58. Go to every NFL stadium...

jag
05-22-2007, 03:25 PM
59. Live to see Maurice Jones-Drew break the Rushing Record.

S4L
05-22-2007, 04:01 PM
60. Meet your childhood hero.

60A. Meet Scott Wright (My 2nd favorite childhood hero)

61. Visit Normandy and tell the countless dead, "Thank you."

62. Streak at a sporting event.

63. Sing "I Want You to Want Me" karaoke. Badly.

64. Finish a marathon.

65. Win an NCAA Tournament pool. (#65. For 65 teams. Get it? Me neither.)

etk
05-22-2007, 04:11 PM
66. Send Severe Punishment to hell (#66. Get it? Me neither)

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 04:31 PM
67. Drink wiskey with Brett Favre, George Bush, Andrew Dice clay, Larry David, The Hof, and Steve Erwin.

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 04:33 PM
68. take a dump in a pizza box and then deliver it

remix 6
05-22-2007, 04:37 PM
69. Get it from Carmen Electra. yeaaaaaaaa

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 04:37 PM
68. take a dump in a pizza box and then deliver it

I once took a dump in a gulf ball cleaner on a golf course. That was hilarious.

Sniper
05-22-2007, 06:23 PM
51. Witness a football game
51. Have sex with an amputee
52. Write a book

53. Fill in donor form

54. Reveal to the world that I'm half man, half pigeon

Classy #51 1/2

Paul
05-22-2007, 06:40 PM
70. Attend Super Bowl XLV at the new Cowboys Stadium.

saintsfan912
05-22-2007, 06:46 PM
55. Go to a Rage Against the Machine concert

Awesome one dude!

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 07:20 PM
[QUOTE=JBond93;410224]47. Have a sex with a deaf chick (Damn you sarf!)QUOTE]

Is that really a goal? Trust me, it's really really hard to find a hot deaf chick. I go to a high school where all the deaf kids from Orange County go to. I haven't seen one good looking one. I hope you find one though.

saintsfan912
05-22-2007, 07:40 PM
59. Live to see Maurice Jones-Drew break the Rushing Record.

Well you will die an unhappy life I guess cause that will never happen.

Boston
05-22-2007, 07:42 PM
71. Live to see Brett Favre retire.

jkpigskin
05-22-2007, 07:46 PM
72. Live to see Julio Franco retire

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 07:54 PM
73. Live to see jkpigskin stop making sigs

Shane P. Hallam
05-22-2007, 08:53 PM
[QUOTE=JBond93;410224]47. Have a sex with a deaf chick (Damn you sarf!)QUOTE]

Is that really a goal? Trust me, it's really really hard to find a hot deaf chick. I go to a high school where all the deaf kids from Orange County go to. I haven't seen one good looking one. I hope you find one though.

Oh, sarf already has his eyes set on a hot deaf chick. Plus, there was the deaf chick from the West Wing who was at least decent when she first got on the show.

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 08:57 PM
[QUOTE=kalbears13;411065]

Oh, sarf already has his eyes set on a hot deaf chick. Plus, there was the deaf chick from the West Wing who was at least decent when she first got on the show.

She is on My Name is Earl now. Jason Lee hit that!

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 08:58 PM
[QUOTE=kalbears13;411065]

Oh, sarf already has his eyes set on a hot deaf chick. Plus, there was the deaf chick from the West Wing who was at least decent when she first got on the show.

Are you sure she's deaf? I've never seen "hot", "deaf", and "chick" used in the same sentence before. I've got to see a picture. Have you thought that maybe she's faking?

steelersfan43
05-22-2007, 09:04 PM
[quote=JBond93;411444]

Are you sure she's deaf? I've never seen "hot", "deaf", and "chick" used in the same sentence before. I've got to see a picture. Have you thought that maybe she's faking?

Even if they are hot, I couldnt get over the annoying moaning sound that comes out when they try to talk.

nobodyinparticular
05-22-2007, 09:05 PM
Are you sure she's deaf? I've never seen "hot", "deaf", and "chick" used in the same sentence before. I've got to see a picture. Have you thought that maybe she's faking?

No, silly, she has to do the deed first before actually "faking it." Gosh. Even I know that.

nobodyinparticular
05-22-2007, 09:05 PM
Even if they are hot, I couldnt get over the annoying moaning sound that comes out when they try to talk.

I think you just killed an angel.

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 09:14 PM
[quote=kalbears13;411455]

Even if they are hot, I couldnt get over the annoying moaning sound that comes out when they try to talk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH they make the ugliest sounds. It's funny because I have a deaf kid on my baseball team and he plays centerfield. Whenever he calls for a flyball he screams "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
and they all ways make sounds like "Buh" or "Mah" when they're trying to get your attention. There was this hard of hearing kid on my football team and we could get him to say words but he didn't pronounce them well. So when he tried to say "Bull****" he would say "Booshie" and for "**** you" he would say "Fah Ou".

There was even an incident before I came to the school where some deaf kids stole a bunch of stereos from the school.

What is the deaf gang called?

The "Mah"fia

KCJ58
05-22-2007, 09:18 PM
Watch Portland pass on Greg Oden for Jokim Noah

Shane P. Hallam
05-22-2007, 09:19 PM
[QUOTE=JBond93;411444]

Are you sure she's deaf? I've never seen "hot", "deaf", and "chick" used in the same sentence before. I've got to see a picture. Have you thought that maybe she's faking?

Absolutely sure.

http://my-autographs.de/images/matlin.jpg

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 09:38 PM
[QUOTE=kalbears13;411455]

Absolutely sure.

http://my-autographs.de/images/matlin.jpg

1 in a thousand.

which brings me up to...

74. Beat up a deaf kid.

Hines
05-22-2007, 09:45 PM
75. go see a steeler game in person (never have) =(


76. do a celeberty chick

hahah

KCJ58
05-22-2007, 09:47 PM
75. go see a steeler game in person (never have) =(


76. do a celeberty chick

hahah

both will never happen

etk
05-22-2007, 09:47 PM
75. go see a steeler game in person (never have) =(


76. do a celeberty chick

hahah

How's this one? Have a celebrity chick lick your nipples! Isn't that your ultimate turn-on?

dabears10
05-22-2007, 09:53 PM
77. Attend the NFL Draft.

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 09:53 PM
How's this one? Have a celebrity chick lick your nipples! Isn't that your ultimate turn-on?

How about having a Celebrity Chick play for the Steelers?

Hines
05-22-2007, 10:21 PM
How's this one? Have a celebrity chick lick your nipples! Isn't that your ultimate turn-on?



hahahahahah =)

sweetness34
05-22-2007, 10:24 PM
[QUOTE=JBond93;411498]

1 in a thousand.

which brings me up to...

74. Beat up a deaf kid.

That is just pathetic, joking or not. Things like that do not belong on this forum.

yodabear
05-22-2007, 11:02 PM
Have some nasty jedi sex with a sexy jedi female.

Prove those damn mathmaticians wrong about the number pie.

yodabear
05-22-2007, 11:03 PM
Have some nasty jedi sex with a sexy jedi female.

Prove those damn mathmaticians wrong about the number pie.

and also the ******* scientists about Pluto, its a planet damn it!

HoopsDemon12
05-23-2007, 06:47 PM
56. discover immortality and give the secret to al davis.

OF ALL PEOPLE WHY HIM!!! i think he may have already have it... like i mean come on... why not give it to Chris Berman... haha WOOP!!

HoopsDemon12
05-23-2007, 06:49 PM
[quote=kalbears13;411455]

Even if they are hot, I couldnt get over the annoying moaning sound that comes out when they try to talk.

HAHAHA thats terrible

KILLERSANTA
05-23-2007, 09:56 PM
80. Get a blowjob at a football game.....

bantx
05-23-2007, 10:04 PM
81.) learn how to fly

82.) choke slam the undertaker

83.)find my own fairy odd parents

dabears10
05-24-2007, 12:20 AM
80. Get a blowjob at a football game.....

Is this pro, because if not; I'm one closer.

Addict
05-24-2007, 07:56 AM
84. make love to natalie portman (yes, I said 'make love')

85. if 84 fails, bang Natalie Portman
85½. if Natalie Portman is unavailable, find an amputee that looks like her and bang her
86. rebuilt the Eiffel tower using matches.

87. learn to crap in several colors at once

KILLERSANTA
05-24-2007, 08:55 AM
Is this pro, because if not; I'm one closer.

Pro unless it was college and your team won.......

LitoSheppard
05-24-2007, 09:02 AM
10. Have sex with a midget

What the ****?

LitoSheppard
05-24-2007, 09:03 AM
27. Be friends with Draft King again

Lmao

He still crying about that?

SubNoize
05-24-2007, 12:42 PM
88. Convince Peyton Manning to show Ryan Leaf his ring on live TV...And make sure to get close up on the tears and rage...

89. Watch Trump beat down Rosie...

90. Really give a chick my dick in a box...

KILLERSANTA
05-24-2007, 08:26 PM
91. Not go home with a fat chick when hammer.

BuckNaked
05-24-2007, 08:31 PM
87. learn to crap in several colors at once

You must feel pretty crappy that you can't do that.

KCJ58
05-24-2007, 08:32 PM
92. see njx9 become an Admin

bills_red
05-24-2007, 08:34 PM
93. Kick Tom Brady in the nuts

Chucky
05-24-2007, 08:35 PM
94. Shave Joakim Noahs head, and then send him away to Guantanamo Bay

BuckNaked
05-24-2007, 08:38 PM
94. Shave Joakim Noahs head, and then send him away to Guantanamo Bay

95. Throw Joakim Noah into the middle of the ghetto and see what happens.

sweetness34
05-24-2007, 08:39 PM
93. Kick Tom Brady in the nuts

And steal his girl, well actually no. I'd just kick him in the nuts and **** his girl, then laugh in his face.

sweetness34
05-24-2007, 08:40 PM
95. Throw Joakim Noah into the middle of the ghetto and see what happens.

96. Pick up the remains of Noah's body.

SubNoize
05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
97. Burn the remains after urinating on them first...

BuckNaked
05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
96. Pick up the remains of Noah's body.

I'd rather have some rats fight over the remains.

bills_red
05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
98. All in 1 day, throw a TD pass in a NFL game, hit a MLB home run, score in a NHL game and hit the winning shot in a NBA game.

islandboy843
05-24-2007, 09:01 PM
Lmao

He still crying about that?

IDK if he is now. Haven't talk to him since.

KILLERSANTA
05-24-2007, 09:16 PM
98. All in 1 day, throw a TD pass in a NFL game, hit a MLB home run, score in a NHL game and hit the winning shot in a NBA game.

Deion could do that.....Twice!!!!

Sniper
05-25-2007, 01:04 AM
84. make love to natalie portman (yes, I said 'make love')

85. if 84 fails, bang Natalie Portman
85. if Natalie Portman is unavailable, find an amputee that looks like her and bang her
86. rebuilt the Eiffel tower using matches.

87. learn to crap in several colors at once

All about the amputees eh?

Addict
05-25-2007, 03:21 AM
All about the amputees eh?

limbless chicks need lovin' too...

Paranoidmoonduck
05-25-2007, 03:26 AM
99. Watch the NFL tearfully apologize for the infamous tuck rule play.
100. Tape the apology and watch it over and over again.

M1Koter
05-25-2007, 11:42 AM
101. Do a burnout infront of a cop station

Shiver
05-25-2007, 11:47 AM
102. Own a Mustang GT.

Cashmoney
05-25-2007, 12:07 PM
103) Get the crap beat out of you by chuck norris

Nitschke-Hawk
05-25-2007, 12:53 PM
104:Become a millionaire.
105: the thread is titled 500 things to do before you die, so I'd find the 500 hottest chicks in the world and do them.

Shiver
05-25-2007, 12:58 PM
106. Go to the Super Bowl, and watch Michael Vick win the MVP of said game.

scar988
05-25-2007, 01:01 PM
107. have sex with shiver's mom

Shiver
05-25-2007, 01:14 PM
http://www.orlyowl.com/osnap.jpg

bsaza2358
05-25-2007, 01:18 PM
108. Piss in Paris Hilton's mouf.

ricky bobby
05-25-2007, 01:35 PM
109. Watch my german shepard chew Michael Vick.

bsaza2358
05-25-2007, 02:17 PM
110. Lock Billy Packer in Room 23, LOST-style and brainwash him like Ben did to Karl...

Scar
05-25-2007, 02:20 PM
111. Hang a cowbell around Rosie O'Donnell's neck. Or lack of neck.

bsaza2358
05-25-2007, 02:21 PM
112. Kick Rosie O'Donnell square in the gunt, then run away very quickly before her head explodes with rage about prejudice, yada yada yada .

High Roller
05-25-2007, 03:56 PM
113. Get paid millions of dollars to play a game I love.

bsaza2358
05-25-2007, 04:00 PM
114. Bluff Mike Matusow out of a big pot, then call him a smelly donkey.

ricky bobby
05-25-2007, 04:03 PM
112. Kick Rosie O'Donnell square in the gunt, then run away very quickly before her head explodes with rage about prejudice, yada yada yada .
bam, right in the FUPA

113. Get paid millions of dollars to play a game I love.
My favorite game to play is badmitten. That's the game Ortiz and Urlacher are playing in the Vitamin Water commercial.

ricky bobby
05-25-2007, 04:04 PM
115. Make sweet love to Megan Fox.

dabears10
05-25-2007, 04:06 PM
116. Make angry love to Megan Fox.

islandboy843
05-25-2007, 04:15 PM
117. Make a porno with Megan Fox.

etk
05-25-2007, 06:19 PM
106. Go to the Super Bowl, and watch Michael Vick win the MVP of said game.

118. Michael Vick plays for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in said game.

Shiver
05-25-2007, 06:33 PM
118. Michael Vick plays for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in said game.

http://liepins.de/mirrorshades/media/absolut_****.png


Stupid censors. The acronym I wanted to use is blocked, weak. That's why it's an acronym in the first place!

draftguru151
05-25-2007, 07:51 PM
Ha, that's a funny picture though.

Bills2083
05-25-2007, 07:56 PM
119. Watch the Bills win a superbowl.

ricky bobby
05-25-2007, 08:02 PM
119. Watch the Bills win a superbowl.
Good luck with a small market team. Same applies for Green Bay and Jacksonville.

islandboy843
05-25-2007, 08:17 PM
120.Make it rain with Pac-Man

MP123
05-25-2007, 08:34 PM
121. Meet Scott Wright.

jballa838
05-25-2007, 08:53 PM
122.Flip a coin between doing Jessica Alba or doing Eva Longoria

kalbears13
05-25-2007, 08:55 PM
Flip a coin between doing Jessica Alba or doing Eva Longoria

I would flip a baseball and whatever side it lands on I do both.

ripdw27
05-25-2007, 09:05 PM
123. pimp slap the president

Sniper
05-25-2007, 10:27 PM
120.Make it rain with Pac-Man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious.

124. Watch Bill Simmons and Bill Walton cover the NBA Draft and rip every selection to pieces.

MP123
05-25-2007, 11:28 PM
123. pimp slap the president

What's a pimp slap?

Bearsfan123
05-26-2007, 12:04 AM
125: Solve all my friends problems and pay for my own funeral

Addict
05-26-2007, 08:23 AM
126. go to my old HS and spit in the janitors face (I hate that guy)

127. soil the reputation of an Amish girl by cutting her leg off and taking her virginity

Forenci
05-26-2007, 01:35 PM
128. Make love to Pam Oliver after the Giants win a game.

129. See a live telvised race between Reggie Bush and the Pepsi Machine. (With play by play from CutlerChris)

130. Kick the following people in the nuts: Tom Brady (to help stop the spread of his seed), Dave Brown, Jerry Jones, Rosie O'Donell, and Barry Bonds (just to see if he has any left after using steroids).

140. Watch Al Davis draft a kicker next year with the first overall pick.

141. Last but not least - see Amani Toomer enshrined in the Hall of Fame.

Dave
05-26-2007, 02:32 PM
142. Complete a list of 500 things to do before I die.

kalbears13
05-26-2007, 02:32 PM
143. Eat a 10x10

255979119
05-26-2007, 02:44 PM
144.

See the world end wooooot

Sniper
05-26-2007, 02:57 PM
126. go to my old HS and spit in the janitors face (I hate that guy)

127. soil the reputation of an Amish girl by cutting her leg off and taking her virginity

You might have issues with amputees buddy

etk
05-26-2007, 03:02 PM
56. discover immortality and give the secret to al davis.



140. Watch Al Davis draft a kicker next year with the first overall pick.



njx's is better.

jkpigskin
05-26-2007, 04:25 PM
145. To see the rebirth of hip/hop

kalbears13
05-26-2007, 05:15 PM
146. Beat a dead horse.

ricky bobby
05-26-2007, 05:20 PM
146. Beat a dead horse.
very kinky.

ATLDirtyBirds
05-26-2007, 05:52 PM
147. See a race around the bases consisting of

Joey Gathright
Carl Crawfrod
Jose Reyes
Carlos Gomez

So the debate can end.

255979119
05-28-2007, 12:13 AM
147. See a race around the bases consisting of

Joey Gathright
Carl Crawfrod
Jose Reyes
Carlos Gomez

So the debate can end.

Ichiro Suzuki?

kalbears13
05-28-2007, 02:15 AM
Ichiro Suzuki?

Benjie(spelling?) Molina

255979119
05-28-2007, 02:24 AM
Benjie(spelling?) Molina

He stole one last year. LOL. Funniest thing I ever seen.


P.S. Bengie :P

kalbears13
05-28-2007, 02:28 AM
He stole one last year. LOL. Funniest thing I ever seen.


P.S. Bengie :P

Yeah Benjie looked wierd. Did you see his triple?

bills_red
05-28-2007, 02:49 PM
148- Make sure the super bowl stays in the US

dabears10
05-28-2007, 06:49 PM
149. Walk on water.

KCJ58
05-28-2007, 07:27 PM
143. Eat a 10x10

i ate an 8x8 In and Out sounds really good right now

kalbears13
05-28-2007, 08:09 PM
i ate an 8x8 In and Out sounds really good right now

Yes. Yes it does. I don't think I could do an 8x8. I usually eat two double doubles and a (charlie)frye and a shake. That should come close.

bsaza2358
05-29-2007, 09:09 AM
150. Punt a minature daschund. Why? Why the heck not?

SubNoize
07-28-2007, 02:36 PM
151. Bring a months old thread back from the DEAD!

HoopsDemon12
07-28-2007, 02:40 PM
152: Outrun a heard of elk down the street.....




personal experiance

ccB
07-28-2007, 02:40 PM
....your mom. Ok that was cheap I admit. Its probably been said in this thread a few times but im too lazy to look.

HoopsDemon12
07-28-2007, 02:41 PM
....your mom. Ok that was cheap I admit.

im pretty sure there was about 12 or so other your mom/sister posts liek that near the begining haha

ccB
07-28-2007, 02:43 PM
im pretty sure there was about 12 or so other your mom/sister posts liek that near the begining haha

Yeah I figured. It was the easiest set up in the world. Corniest joke in the book but I cant help myself. Its just like those damned thats what she saids.

doingthisinsteadofwork
07-28-2007, 03:14 PM
See Matt Millen have a winning season in Detroit.

Boston
07-28-2007, 03:29 PM
Teach Francisco Cordero how to pitch.

ATLDirtyBirds
07-28-2007, 03:31 PM
Explain to Carl Everrett that dinosaurs are in fact real.

HoopsDemon12
07-28-2007, 03:36 PM
Explain to Carl Everrett that dinosaurs are in fact real.

HAHAHA i still cant belive he said that...

BamaFalcon59
07-28-2007, 04:58 PM
1. Have sex with every woman on the LT Giants How Women Draft http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11252 Including Beyonce and Shakira at the same time.

2. Marry Elisha Cuthbert afterwords.

BamaFalcon59
07-28-2007, 05:15 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jeter/women

It isn't fair I tell you. And add Gabrielle Union and possibly Tyra Banks.

trkaline
07-28-2007, 05:17 PM
Get real drunk and wait at an intersection for old people stopped at a redlight then piss right on there hood....just a suggestion you get some funny reactions....

cardsalltheway
07-28-2007, 05:55 PM
See IU win the Big Ten football title. I don't plan on dying anytime soon

Canadian_kid16
07-28-2007, 05:59 PM
Live 20 years in Canada (bet some of you couldn't do THAT!) :)

KCJ58
07-28-2007, 06:29 PM
finish this list before i die