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MP123
05-21-2007, 11:44 PM
http://men.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4885624&GT1=10015

All of them are ugly and well beyond their years.

BigDawg819
05-21-2007, 11:54 PM
Ain't nothing wrong wrong with Liz Phair and Liz Hurley! I'd take that action any time and any place! :D :D :D

bored of education
05-21-2007, 11:54 PM
http://www.blogas.lt/uploads/deives_kylie_minogue.jpg
http://www.apeculture.com/images/spin7.jpg
http://www.scifidesktop.org.uk/WallpaperStore/Actresses/=Others/Other/Kylie_Minogue_001.jpg

one of the best asses out, and shes 40+

VY10
05-21-2007, 11:56 PM
Ain't nothing wrong wrong with Liz Phair and Liz Hurley! I'd take that action any time and any place! :D :D :D

True that. What about Jennifer Aniston and Pamela? They're over 35 right...

kalbears13
05-21-2007, 11:58 PM
Your Mom! (Sorry, just had to throw that out there before someone else said it.)

GB12
05-21-2007, 11:59 PM
Damn, Halle Berry is 40 already.

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 12:13 AM
Your Mom! (Sorry, just had to throw that out there before someone else said it.)


Lame!

Besides over 35 means more experience so you youngins might learn some new tricks! ;)

bearsfan_51
05-22-2007, 12:14 AM
Yeah I love me some women over 35. A lot of people don't get it. But that's cause they ain't never tried it.

Plus most of you are like 17. That might have something to do with it.

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 12:16 AM
Yeah I love me some women over 35. A lot of people don't get it. But that's cause they ain't never tried it.

Plus most of you are like 17. That might have something to do with it.

Indeed these kids don't know what they're missing!

fenikz
05-22-2007, 12:17 AM
Monica Bellucci

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/monica-bellucci/pictures/monica-bellucci-picture-2.jpg
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/14903/normal_Monica_Bellucci.jpg
http://www.starkdavingmad.com/jpg/monicaBellucci03.jpg


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm

EdReedUnstoppable
05-22-2007, 12:19 AM
Halle Berry i smokin hot, Salma is hot, Jada is hot, and Elle Macpherson is smokin also!

Hawk
05-22-2007, 12:20 AM
elle mcpherson ftw

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 12:21 AM
What no Ricki Lake?

Giada De Laurentiis, I'd stuff her turkey.

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 12:24 AM
Halle Berry i smokin hot, Salma is hot, Jada is hot, and Elle Macpherson is smokin also!

You fail to mention Liz Phair?!?!?! She's a rock chick and she's smoking ***** hot! For shame............

rainbeaukid2
05-22-2007, 12:26 AM
http://men.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4885624&GT1=10015

All of them are ugly and well beyond their years.

each to their own i guess, and you are on your own. i think most people here believe that elle mcphereson(sp?), halle berry, and salma hayek are all hot, and if not that, i doubt that anyone would call them ugly

Tobzilla
05-22-2007, 12:42 AM
Boooooooo Mp123

Hooray Hot Older Women

Paul
05-22-2007, 12:56 AM
Monica Bellucci

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/monica-bellucci/pictures/monica-bellucci-picture-2.jpg
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/14903/normal_Monica_Bellucci.jpg
http://www.starkdavingmad.com/jpg/monicaBellucci03.jpg


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm

ahh yes Monica Bellucci. I am a fan.

VoteLynnSwan
05-22-2007, 01:11 AM
i'd definitely take a swing at any of the women on that list...

Moses
05-22-2007, 01:15 AM
People are way too harsh on celebrities for their looks. How many people do you know that look at good as those women do at 35+? Hell, all of those women could walk into any bar (even if they weren't celebrities) and be the most saught after women in the place.

Nightmares Win 6-0
05-22-2007, 01:20 AM
a few of them were hot like 15 years ago...

i couldn't be with a woman that old...it would be like laying pipe on my mom...

gross...

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 01:21 AM
a few of them were hot like 15 years ago...

i couldn't be with a woman that old...it would be like laying pipe on my mom...

gross...

Thats how I felt after tagging you mom! :D

Paranoidmoonduck
05-22-2007, 01:21 AM
I approve of this list.

Nightmares Win 6-0
05-22-2007, 01:22 AM
Thats how I felt after tagging you mom! :D

ah, an ode to the time you boned your mom...not sure why you're directing that to me, though...

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 01:23 AM
ah, an ode to the time you boned your mom...not sure why you're directing that to me, though...

Wow that was almost a good comeback, keep trying though......

someone447
05-22-2007, 01:25 AM
I didn't look, but if Monica Bellucci isn't on that list, it fails.

Sportsfan486
05-22-2007, 02:27 AM
I didn't look, but if Monica Bellucci isn't on that list, it fails.

She is, number 8 I think.

At least half of them are very hot but a few are like "WTF?"

Plus the order is all messed up... but definitely some very attractive older ladies on there.

M.O.T.H.
05-22-2007, 02:37 AM
Not a great pic of Diane Lane...

KILLERSANTA
05-22-2007, 06:17 AM
I don't hit anything before the age of 90........

Shane P. Hallam
05-22-2007, 06:50 AM
i'd definitely take a swing at any of the women on that list...

I'm with VLS for once. They are all smoking really.

And the list is the Sexiest Women, not Hottest, so be aware.

Jughead10
05-22-2007, 07:29 AM
I can't believe Giada De Laurentiis is on the list. I've been saying this for years how hot she is. I look foward everyday to coming home from work and popping her on for maybe only about 10 minutes just to see her and what she is cooking for me today.

All the women on that list are really sexy in my opinion except for Cate Blanchett and Jada Pinkett Smith. I can't stand Jada Pinkett Smith. Something about her makes me just want to kick her.

SuperMcGee
05-22-2007, 08:00 AM
A perfect rop 3 to me. Lane-Berry-Hayek is wonderful
Could've had some better pictures for a few of them, but a good list

Jughead10
05-22-2007, 08:02 AM
How old is Marisa Tomei? I'd add here to that list.

Scar
05-22-2007, 08:16 AM
Good list, though I would've added Kate Walsh. She's a big part of my ability to suffer through the wife watching Grey's Anatomy every week.

Jughead10
05-22-2007, 08:18 AM
Good list, though I would've added Kate Walsh. She's a big part of my ability to suffer through the wife watching Grey's Anatomy every week.

I don't even like to think of her as Kate Walsh. Addison is such a hotter name.

Scar
05-22-2007, 08:22 AM
I refer to her as Dr. McDoMe

Jughead10
05-22-2007, 08:23 AM
Dr. McFireCrotch for me.

ncst8fan83
05-22-2007, 08:23 AM
Wow that was almost a good comeback, keep trying though......

why do you show such hostility in every farking post you make? maybe if your first "insult" was even the least bit witty then you'd have room to make this statement. but since it was, at best, a lame attempt at a yo mamma joke, please spare us your trite oration on what is or isn't a decent comeback. mkay?

now, on to the women. give me salma hayek and i'm good.

Ewing
05-22-2007, 09:15 AM
All of them are ugly and well beyond their years.

If you think Salma Hayek is ugly you might as well cut it off as you have impossible standards.

Paul
05-22-2007, 09:21 AM
Biggest shocker. Drew Berrymore is #1 on People Magazine 100 Most Beautiful People. That's a big WTF. Over Alba, Longoria, Beyonce, Scarlett Johansson etc. WTF

Ewing
05-22-2007, 09:25 AM
Biggest shocker. Drew Berrymore is #1 on People Magazine 100 Most Beautiful People. That's a big WTF. Over Alba, Longoria, Beyonce, Scarlett Johansson etc. WTF

I'd tap Berrymore but not before any of the people you mentioned. Besides, People is a garbage magazine.

Giantsfan1080
05-22-2007, 12:33 PM
I think Lauren Graham is pretty hot also in her own way. I thought she would be on that list. I didn't realize how old Salma Hayek was.

cunningham06
05-22-2007, 12:41 PM
Biggest shocker. Drew Berrymore is #1 on People Magazine 100 Most Beautiful People. That's a big WTF. Over Alba, Longoria, Beyonce, Scarlett Johansson etc. WTF

You've got to be kidding, I don't find Drew Berrymore attractive at all and she got #1? That's ridiculous.

Shiver
05-22-2007, 12:49 PM
I like Barrymore, but not that high on the list...

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 12:53 PM
why do you show such hostility in every farking post you make? maybe if your first "insult" was even the least bit witty then you'd have room to make this statement. but since it was, at best, a lame attempt at a yo mamma joke, please spare us your trite oration on what is or isn't a decent comeback. mkay?

now, on to the women. give me salma hayek and i'm good.

And you became the forum authority on humor when? Thats right your not and this pathetic attempt at sarcasm is juvenile and whats worse is the fact that you try to use "college" words like trite and oration to make yourself sound intelligent when it really just shows you can use a thesaurus. Oh by the way, it a "Yo Momma Joke" not a "Yo Mamma Joke", spelling things correctly is never a bad thing junior!

someone447
05-22-2007, 12:56 PM
And you became the forum authority on humor when? Thats right your not and this pathetic attempt at sarcasm is juvenile and whats worse is the fact that you try to use "college" words like trite and oration to make yourself sound intelligent when it really just shows you can use a thesaurus. Oh by the way, it a "Yo Momma Joke" not a "Yo Mamma Joke", spelling things correctly is never a bad thing junior!

You are a very angry person.

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 12:58 PM
You are a very angry person.

Not really but peeps on this forum can make my blood boil from time to time.

ncst8fan83
05-22-2007, 01:21 PM
And you became the forum authority on humor when? Thats right your not and this pathetic attempt at sarcasm is juvenile and whats worse is the fact that you try to use "college" words like trite and oration to make yourself sound intelligent when it really just shows you can use a thesaurus. Oh by the way, it a "Yo Momma Joke" not a "Yo Mamma Joke", spelling things correctly is never a bad thing junior!

i'm sorry, i wasn't aware of which words i was allowed to use. maybe i'll contact you prior to my next posting, just to make sure. never called myself the authority, but you obviously don't have a grasp on the basics of said humor. also, it might do yourself some good to grab a dictionary every once in a while. momma and mamma are both correct, both in the dictionary, and both are lame attempts at jokes by mental midgets such as yourself. So, apparently, you're the forum authority on incorrect spelling as well as lame ass jokes that corky would spout off. good job, junior!

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 01:33 PM
i'm sorry, i wasn't aware of which words i was allowed to use. maybe i'll contact you prior to my next posting, just to make sure. never called myself the authority, but you obviously don't have a grasp on the basics of said humor. also, it might do yourself some good to grab a dictionary every once in a while. momma and mamma are both correct, both in the dictionary, and both are lame attempts at jokes by mental midgets such as yourself. So, apparently, you're the forum authority on incorrect spelling as well as lame ass jokes that corky would spout off. good job, junior!

Well at least you realize that your posts are worthless and I will gladly proof your future attempts so you can actually sound funny. Oh and biting the "junior" at the conclusion of your post is brilliant, oh wait of course it is since I started it.

Acreboy
05-22-2007, 01:35 PM
A lot of those women are still hot. Those are just some bad pics of them.

I like Barrymore, but not that high on the list...And who would go before her?

etk
05-22-2007, 01:50 PM
I'd hit it

someone447
05-22-2007, 01:52 PM
Not really but peeps on this forum can make my blood boil from time to time.

If people you have never met can make your blood boil, that stems from underlying anger issues in real life, methinks.

Paul
05-22-2007, 01:53 PM
Berrymore is not even in my top 20. But I'm pretty sure i'm not in her top 1,000,000.

Acreboy
05-22-2007, 01:55 PM
Berrymore is not even in my top 20. But I'm pretty sure i'm not in her top 1,000,000.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/87665%7EDude-Wtf-Posters.jpg

Paul
05-22-2007, 01:59 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/87665%7EDude-Wtf-Posters.jpg

She is not attractive at all to me. Personal opinion.

Giantsfan1080
05-22-2007, 01:59 PM
My #1 over 35.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/lauren-graham/pictures/lauren-graham-picture-3.jpg

She's sexy, funny, and if you ever saw Bad Santa you'd really understand.

Ewing
05-22-2007, 02:01 PM
i'm sorry, i wasn't aware of which words i was allowed to use. maybe i'll contact you prior to my next posting, just to make sure. never called myself the authority, but you obviously don't have a grasp on the basics of said humor. also, it might do yourself some good to grab a dictionary every once in a while. momma and mamma are both correct, both in the dictionary, and both are lame attempts at jokes by mental midgets such as yourself. So, apparently, you're the forum authority on incorrect spelling as well as lame ass jokes that corky would spout off. good job, junior!

http://supercanuk.gnn.tv/_var/blogs/17706-1d68e97f5e8457375ed687e587dabe78.jpg

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 02:02 PM
If people you have never met can make your blood boil, that stems from underlying anger issues in real life, methinks.

Thanks for the diagnosis Dr. Phil, I'll look into that. Maybe some meditation will help?

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 02:03 PM
http://supercanuk.gnn.tv/_var/blogs/17706-1d68e97f5e8457375ed687e587dabe78.jpg

That's hilarious but watch it you may get an infraction for what it may or may not imply.

Ewing
05-22-2007, 02:04 PM
That's hilarious but watch it you may get an infraction for what it may or may not imply.

It implies that people need to not take this forum so seriously when someone cracks a joke at their expense. It has nothing to do with politics.

etk
05-22-2007, 02:05 PM
My #1 over 35.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/lauren-graham/pictures/lauren-graham-picture-3.jpg

She's sexy, funny, and if you ever saw Bad Santa you'd really understand.

She's sexy, funny and she ain't gonna **** right for a week. I can't disagree with your logic.

BigDawg819
05-22-2007, 02:07 PM
It implies that people need to not take this forum so seriously when someone cracks a joke at their expense. It has nothing to do with politics.

Yeah well it had Bush, which I find offensive, and you now just mentioned politics. Just looking out for you, it seems that infractions are flying today and peeps skin is getting pretty thin. Meditation for all!

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 02:08 PM
MacPherson, Hurley, Watts, Lane, Berry, Hayek are the best

someone447
05-22-2007, 02:13 PM
Yeah well it had Bush, which I find offensive, and you now just mentioned politics. Just looking out for you, it seems that infractions are flying today and peeps skin is getting pretty thin. Meditation for all!

http://www.sterlingtimes.org/frightening_troll.jpg

Ewing
05-22-2007, 02:18 PM
http://www.sterlingtimes.org/frightening_troll.jpg

http://macrochan.org/source/T/X/TXYC22X4U57Y66UWIKUXNOOWEB24YFQF.jpeg

bored of education
05-22-2007, 02:20 PM
Kylie Minogue gets not love, esp with that ass!!!

someone447
05-22-2007, 02:36 PM
Yeah well it had Bush, which I find offensive, and you now just mentioned politics. Just looking out for you, it seems that infractions are flying today and peeps skin is getting pretty thin. Meditation for all!

You sir, need help.

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 03:02 PM
Berrymore is not even in my top 20. But I'm pretty sure i'm not in her top 1,000,000. Finally some one else agrees with me, that ET loving, side-talking, pasty girl is not good looking at all.

Scar
05-22-2007, 03:30 PM
Another notable omission is Jennifer Garner. Or maybe she just didn't make the list because she's exactly 35?

bearsfan_51
05-22-2007, 03:37 PM
Finally some one else agrees with me, that ET loving, side-talking, pasty girl is not good looking at all.

What are you talking about? Who finds Drew Barrymore attractive?

etk
05-22-2007, 03:39 PM
Another notable omission is Jennifer Garner. Or maybe she just didn't make the list because she's exactly 35?

Or maybe she didn't make it because she looks like a man. It's sexiest women over 35.

draftguru151
05-22-2007, 03:39 PM
What are you talking about? Who finds Drew Barrymore attractive?

Biggest shocker. Drew Berrymore is #1 on People Magazine 100 Most Beautiful People. That's a big WTF. Over Alba, Longoria, Beyonce, Scarlett Johansson etc. WTF

Someone apparently.

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 03:53 PM
I think People's list was based off personality as well, Drew is not top 100 but she's higher than Cameron Diaz.

VY10
05-22-2007, 04:06 PM
the editors of people may not necessarily qualify as "someone".

Do they qualify as people?...pun intended.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-22-2007, 04:15 PM
I'm a big fan of Liz Hurley :)

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 04:17 PM
What are you talking about? Who finds Drew Barrymore attractive?
Plently of people.. acreboy to name one.

bearsfan_51
05-22-2007, 04:34 PM
Well we all know acreboy is ********.

diabsoule
05-22-2007, 04:41 PM
Gwen Stefani, Elle MacPherson, Elizabeth Hurley, Monica Bellucci, Naomi Watts, Diane Lane, Halle Barry, and Salma Hayek all deserve to be on that list.

Salma Hayek, Me-ow!

I'm sure there are plenty of other people that deserve to be on that list.

bearsfan_51
05-22-2007, 04:46 PM
Honestly they act like 35 is that old. You could make a list of hot women over 45. Check out Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers. I love me some cougars baby.

Jughead10
05-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Honestly they act like 35 is that old. You could make a list of hot women over 45. Check out Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers. I love me some cougars baby.

Oh hell yeah. Haven't been with a woman over 40 yet, but I would love to. Also again add Marisa Tomei to that list. She is over 40 and still hot.

diabsoule
05-22-2007, 04:49 PM
Oh hell yeah. Haven't been with a woman over 40 yet, but I would love to. Also again add Marisa Tomei to that list. She is over 40 and still hot.

Marisa Tomei, giddity-giddity. But yeah, there are a ton of hot women over 40. I haven't been with a 40 year old either, but I've been with a 33 year old and that was pretty friggin good.

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 04:55 PM
Halle Berry is definitely the sexiest

bearsfan_51
05-22-2007, 05:22 PM
Wow...Jane Seymour is 56...wow....

And I've been with a 39 year old, we actually dated for a while, real fun gal. I've been propositioned by older women, as I like to go to hole in the wall bars where cougars generally hang out, but I've always been too drunk to do much about it.

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 06:09 PM
Wow...Jane Seymour is 56...wow....

And I've been with a 39 year old, we actually dated for a while, real fun gal. I've been propositioned by older women, as I like to go to hole in the wall bars where cougars generally hang out, but I've always been too drunk to do much about it.
Banging and older women is a dream of mine. I'm very envious right now.

iworshipbender
05-22-2007, 06:18 PM
http://thebosh.com/Salma%20Hayek1.jpg

selma hayek dropped below bangable in my eyes.