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bored of education
05-22-2007, 02:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-UvO6tS0II

I almost nearly forgot how great this kid was. I wish I could come up with WHATS IF's for this f*ckstick, but I think that would be useless.

Any word on his psychological diagnosis? Or is he just a f*ckstick?

Acreboy
05-22-2007, 02:29 PM
If he would have stayed in school he was going to be so freaking great.

Yet, this is sadly what he's been reduced to..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rAPT7O4x0

Paranoidmoonduck
05-22-2007, 02:31 PM
That mix of power, balance, and cutting ability is flat out amazing.

bored of education
05-22-2007, 02:32 PM
Yeah plucking at 3 cent table clothes while underneath the table is great. Must have listened to Dave Mathews a little too much.

Addict
05-22-2007, 02:38 PM
I read up on him via Wikipedia... sounds like an enormous waste of talent. Just comes to show that you need to be wired right to make it in Football.

bored of education
05-22-2007, 02:39 PM
Too make it to jail you don't need any wiring.

RoyHall#1
05-22-2007, 02:39 PM
He is in jail for a few years, correct?

bored of education
05-22-2007, 02:40 PM
Well lets say he is not playing football professionally for unforseen circumstances.

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 02:41 PM
It's a shame he started hanging around Windy, he would have never gotten involved in shady stuff had he not met Windy.

Moses
05-22-2007, 02:41 PM
Clarett's Car:

http://i1.tinypic.com/54oe70p.jpg

Clarrett's Agent:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/07/Snoop_trial.jpg

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 03:12 PM
Clarett's Car:

http://i1.tinypic.com/54oe70p.jpg

Clarrett's Agent:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/07/Snoop_trial.jpg

Looks like fun to me. However I have one question. What's the lint roller for?

cunningham06
05-22-2007, 03:22 PM
Looks like fun to me. However I have one question. What's the lint roller for?

MAN BIG MO'RICE DON'T WANT NO LINT ON HIS SWEATA!

Moses
05-22-2007, 03:30 PM
Looks like fun to me. However I have one question. What's the lint roller for?

He's gotta look fresh when he's packing a modified AK-47 and 2 pistols while sipping on Grey Goose.

Addict
05-22-2007, 03:33 PM
why does he drink french vodka?

Moses
05-22-2007, 03:41 PM
why does he drink french vodka?

It's the best vodka in the world according to a lot of people. You'll have to pay a couple thousand for a bottle of that stuff.

etk
05-22-2007, 03:53 PM
It's the best vodka in the world according to a lot of people. You'll have to pay a couple thousand for a bottle of that stuff.

A 1750 mL bottle of Grey Goose costs $100 Canadian. It is considered the best in the world but it's not nearly that expensive.

TitleTown088
05-22-2007, 04:34 PM
It's the best vodka in the world according to a lot of people. You'll have to pay a couple thousand for a bottle of that stuff.

What? I drank a liter of it last weekend.... Anyways, Grey Goose is really really good, pretty much the only thing the french got right. Well, that and French toast. Wait, it's liberty toast now.

Moses
05-22-2007, 04:37 PM
A 1750 mL bottle of Grey Goose costs $100 Canadian. It is considered the best in the world but it's not nearly that expensive.

Really? I always thought it was one of those really exlusive, super-expensive drinks.

UKfan
05-22-2007, 04:44 PM
Holy Crap, I gotta say I don't know a lot about him, but after that video all I can say is what a total waste. His ability to keep his momentum when he changed direction was frightening...

Space Ghost
05-22-2007, 04:53 PM
Balance was definitely his best attribute. His pad level when going into contact was pretty much perfect.

ripdw27
05-22-2007, 05:03 PM
word on the street is that he had ties with the russian mafia... i heard it on tv

Space Ghost
05-22-2007, 05:12 PM
I heard he is going to be in the next season of 24.

etk
05-22-2007, 09:37 PM
Really? I always thought it was one of those really exlusive, super-expensive drinks.

That would be Cristal Champagne. Any vodka over $100 dollars a bottle is an absolute ripoff.

PoopSandwich
05-22-2007, 09:44 PM
Sad, he's become a joke, too bad he ran into the wrong people.

Smokey Joe
05-22-2007, 10:00 PM
Thug fo life...

what an idiot.

yourfavestoner
05-22-2007, 10:07 PM
I'm on that grey goose, do I know you? NO!
Do I know you? NO!
Do I know you? NO!

j05son
05-23-2007, 02:53 AM
I live near the Youngstown/Warren area which is where he played H.S. ball.

I've seen him play and he WAS absolutely amazing. He went to Ohio State and you knew he was set. Amazing skills and was put on the big stage. I guess when you have no humility and have everything handed to you like he had you'll f*ck up the best opportunity of your life. Free education, with a great supporting cast to make him NFL ready and set his entire future and he ruins it.

As of now, he is at rock bottom. It's sad but it was his own doing.