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BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 07:54 PM
Does he extremely annoy anybody else? He is just simply known as Jared the Subway Guy, or that guy who lost 300 pounds while eating a subway sandwich a day. He has managed to build an entire career off of it, while starring in all of their commercials that now feature athletes and celebrities. He travels around the world on his "Jared and Friends School Tour" speaking about his struggle with weight and how Subway sandwiched helped him lose all of it. He actually makes it sound that he lost all that weight by just eating their sandwiches.

I just really needed to vent. In English, we have to perform an oral presentation persuading the class on something. I am doing mine on how much I hate Jared.

ricky bobby
05-22-2007, 07:57 PM
I'm on the sea food diet. I see the food, then I eat it. I still manage to maintain 5% body fat.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-22-2007, 08:07 PM
He has Aides.

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 08:07 PM
I've never been obese my entire life....
*nobody cares*

I lost 300 pounds eating disgusting sandwiches...
*applause*

NickBam
05-22-2007, 08:09 PM
I strongly dislike Jared. I lost a lot of weight one summer and my friends dad started calling me Jared. Made me sad.

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 08:11 PM
I've never been obese my entire life....
*nobody cares*

I lost 300 pounds eating disgusting sandwiches...
*applause*

It's not even like Subway sandwiches contain actual food. Their meats are all processed and undeniably fake.

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 08:13 PM
It's not even like Subway sandwiches contain actual food. Their meats are all processed and undeniably fake.

I agree, subway sandwiches are absolutely terrible tasting and for you.

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 08:14 PM
I agree, subway sandwiches are absolutely terrible tasting and for you.

Quiznos is where it is at. I had one of their sandwiches this past weekend. So much better than Subway.

bearsfan_51
05-22-2007, 08:15 PM
I'm on the sea food diet. I see the food, then I eat it. I still manage to maintain 5% body fat.

Just wait till you hit your mid-20's. You'll be fat as ****.

princefielder28
05-22-2007, 08:15 PM
Those commercials are so dumb, especially the one with Michael Strahan

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 08:17 PM
Quiznos is where it is at. I had one of their sandwiches this past weekend. So much better than Subway.

I'm not huge fan of either but I agree that Quiznos owns Subway.

Tobzilla
05-22-2007, 08:19 PM
He has Aides.

Nice one, that's a very underrated south park episode.

soybean
05-22-2007, 08:22 PM
Quiznos is where it is at. I had one of their sandwiches this past weekend. So much better than Subway.

are you kidding me? I went there the other day and got a sandwich, i think like 10 inches, no drink or chips, it was 10 dollars!! 10 freakin dollars for a sandwich.

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 08:23 PM
are you kidding me? I went there the other day and got a sandwich, i think like 10 inches, no drink or chips, it was 10 dollars!! 10 freakin dollars for a sandwich.

Where the hell do you live?

soybean
05-22-2007, 08:25 PM
it was anaheim, i got a black angus steak, and after he told me the price i made him check it twice. Never going there again. I don't eat subway either, i think ill start going to togo's.

steelersfan43
05-22-2007, 08:26 PM
Yea, I hate him.

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 08:26 PM
it was anaheim, i got a black angus steak, and after he told me the price i made him check it twice. Never going there again. I don't eat subway either, i think ill start going to togo's.

It is a little more expensive than Subway, but not ten dollars for me. The quality of food is far superior however.

gbpackers0065
05-22-2007, 08:27 PM
are you kidding me? I went there the other day and got a sandwich, i think like 10 inches, no drink or chips, it was 10 dollars!! 10 freakin dollars for a sandwich.

NO ******* WAY

10 dollars for a snadwich!!! Tell the masses JESUS HAS COME!

ShutDwn
05-22-2007, 08:47 PM
I've never been obese my entire life....
*nobody cares*


Are you saying that he is lying? I can't tell, so I'll say this anyway.

He was actually huge, he went to IU and was in my Dad's class for a small amount of time. So, it isn't just a gimmick, it is a true story that has just been milked to death.

I don't like him, but I don't care

PalmerToCJ
05-22-2007, 08:49 PM
Is he *** or what's the deal?

Jay
05-22-2007, 08:50 PM
Quiznos is worth the 10 bucks for a sandwich. And it's bigger than 10 inches.

Chicken Carbonara is where it's at. Mmmm...

The Unseen
05-22-2007, 08:58 PM
Firehouse > all

soybean
05-22-2007, 09:02 PM
Is he *** or what's the deal?

***? far from it...

http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/05/11/jared-fogle-porn-provider/

BuckNaked
05-22-2007, 09:05 PM
***? far from it...

http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/05/11/jared-fogle-porn-provider/

That doesn't necessarily mean he is not ***. He could just be distributing it.

Bem1
05-22-2007, 09:06 PM
NO ******* WAY

10 dollars for a snadwich!!! Tell the masses JESUS HAS COME!
well the thing is you can go to a good local deli and get a good meal for 10 bucks while the more expensive quiznos sandwichs run you 10 bucks

yourfavestoner
05-22-2007, 09:15 PM
Quiznos is worth the 10 bucks for a sandwich. And it's bigger than 10 inches.

Chicken Carbonara is where it's at. Mmmm...

Turkey Ranch Swiss FTW!!

ricky bobby
05-22-2007, 09:20 PM
Just wait till you hit your mid-20's. You'll be fat as ****.
Nah, it's genetic. I get it from my dad.

LitoSheppard
05-23-2007, 10:55 AM
Subway fake meat? I love Subway, now its not that healthy cuz its cold cuts but its not all fake and processed

Most of the time Subway is the best but sometimes im in the mood for firehouse.
Quiznos good to

Scar
05-23-2007, 11:32 AM
Subway sucks. At least they had something going when they used to have those $2.49 daily specials. At least it was cheap eats that was healthier than McDonald's extra value meal. Now they raised their prices and cost almost as much as Jimmy John's & Potbelly's. I'll gladly spend the extra couple cents to upgrade to JJ's. Or even shell out a few extra bucks for Quizno's, Corner Bakery, or Au Bon Pain. Anywhere you've got better options, Subway has got to be losing tons of business since they jacked their prices.
And what's with the stupid commercial with that skater girl where Subway claims they've got more meat? More meat than what - Jared's cocktail weinie? Subway doesn't hardly put any meat on their subs.

bored of education
05-23-2007, 11:39 AM
Firehouse Subs are good butthey got some bizarre gross subs.
Quizno's is nice

Just go to your local lil italian joint and get sandwhiches from there

MP123
05-23-2007, 06:08 PM
If you all could get rich doing what Jared's doung, then you would do it. I know I would.

BuckNaked
05-23-2007, 08:17 PM
If you all could get rich doing what Jared's doung, then you would do it. I know I would.

That would also involve me going through 25 years of my life being a complete and utter fatass.