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kalbears13
05-22-2007, 09:31 PM
My most embarrassing moment...

My most embarrassing moment occurred around 6 months ago. Our school has video announcements and every week they would throw a dart at this huge board with all the students names on it. Of course, I was chosen and I said I would do it (I had the chance to say no. I really regret this.)

So they videotaped interviews and stuff. First they interviewed my friends while I wasn't there. They just fooled around and said random stuff. Then they interviewed me and I told some jokes that weren't even supposed to go on tape. On one of them I think I might have stuttered and I didn't know the joke very well. Anyways I told them after I said the joke just to not put that in. Then they videotape me at football practice. I totally manhandled the corner and then we did special teams and I was longsnapping and i was running down for punt coverage and some guy shoved me down to the ground from behind after the play was over. So this is basically how the video went...

Hi this is *** ****** (Video of me telling okay joke)
He plays football (videotape of me standing on the sideline during drills and then video of me getting shoved over)
He has friends (Did you know *** has a crush on Bleep bleep [not true])
He is funny (shows video of me totally ruining a joke.)

During football practice every single person mentioned something about it and it was definitelly depressing. It turns out that the joke I totally screwed up was a friend's girlfriend's. So now she hates me and at least once a day I'll get something about my appearance on the "video announcements". Remember that this was 6 months ago. Also remember that this is in front of 2500 other students and hundreds of faculty members throughout the school. That means around 400 prospective babes too.

So pretty much I wanna kill the girl who edited the video.

So this thread is going to be "Embarrassing Moments/Revenge Ideas" Thread.

I've got another embarrassing story (not even close to as embarrassing as the first one but still, embarrassing.)

critesy
05-22-2007, 09:34 PM
i pee mah pantss, duurrrrr.

WMD
05-22-2007, 09:54 PM
I'm involved in my schools Video Announcements, and about six months ago I accidentally showed this 'joke' tape we made of this Football player getting owned and coming off as a jackass. It was embarassing because I'm the best student involved in the program, I never make mistakes.

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 09:55 PM
I'm involved in my schools Video Announcements, and about six months ago I accidentally showed this 'joke' tape we made of this Football player getting owned and coming off as a jackass. It was embarassing because I'm the best student involved in the program, I never make mistakes.

At least it was an accident and that's all there was.

Does anyone have any revenge ideas? I was thinking of just deflating all her tires because it would be a pain in the butt to reinflate them. I'm open to suggestions.

bantx
05-22-2007, 09:57 PM
it was at track practice and we were warming up and i caught a huge crap on my calfs and thighs....and it was in front of the girls and i was acting like a *****, rolling around, and all the guys were like "aww not in front of the girls!!!"

Smokey Joe
05-22-2007, 09:58 PM
I almost got caught doing you know what.

kalbears13
05-22-2007, 10:35 PM
I almost got caught doing you know what.

Eating your boogars?

rainbeaukid2
05-22-2007, 10:39 PM
Eating your boogars?

boogers

get it right

Paul
05-22-2007, 10:41 PM
I made a girl I had a crush on, a mixed cd of love songs...with cover art. WTF was I thinking.

Xonraider
05-22-2007, 10:49 PM
The fact that I was talking about me flossing while I was out in a date.

Sportsfan486
05-22-2007, 10:50 PM
The fact that I was talking about me flossing while I was out in a date.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Smooooooooth.

Hey, at least you weren't talking about how you don't floss.

So.. I don't think I've ever been significantly embarrassed. I usually have my head screwed on straight and things don't bother me, so it's never come up.

PalmerToCJ
05-22-2007, 10:52 PM
I made a girl I had a crush a mixed cd of love songs...with cover art. WTF was I thinking.

Holy hell that is epic hahahahahah bravo for posting that.

I have to think about mine.

Modano
05-23-2007, 03:03 AM
I was with some friends at a supermarket, waiting to pay. In front of us there were a 12 year old girl with his father. She looked like she was gonna be hot when she growed up.
So a friend of mine looked at me and say: "hey, this girl is gonna take a lot of **** when she grow up". His father heard my friend and starred at us for all the time they were there.

Caddy
05-23-2007, 03:06 AM
I made a girl I had a crush a mixed cd of love songs...with cover art. WTF was I thinking.

Did it work? That is the important thing.

niel89
05-23-2007, 03:39 AM
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9208

Paul
05-23-2007, 07:41 AM
Did it work? That is the important thing.

Nope. Ends up she just met another guy, who eventually became her BF. Guys do stupid **** for girls.

Caddy
05-23-2007, 07:43 AM
Nope. Ends up she just met another guy, who eventually became her BF. Guys do stupid **** for girls.

From a female perspective that kind of thing might be appealing, in this environment, it's a little fruity. ;)

drowe
05-23-2007, 07:53 AM
ok, my most embarrassing moment.
first, couple things you must know:
1. walking home was not an option. i lived in a rather large suburb of milwaukee, and the school was on the other side of town. woulda had to cross highways.
2. we were not allowed to bring bookbags to class, so, yes, i had to go all the way back to my locker.

ok, so, when i was in 7th grade, my last class of the day was phy ed, this class was right by the doors to leave school and catch the bus. BUT, since we weren't allowed to bring bags or personal items to class, i had to walk to my locker first, then walk all the way back to the buses. and this was a big ass school (for some reason, it was the only middle school in the city at the time). AND, for some dumbass reason, the buses were always pretty quick to leave, so everyday, i would have to change from my gym clothes to my regular clothes, and then HAUL ASS across the school to my locker and then back across the school to wear i just came from. seriously, if i took my time, i'd get there as the buses were rolling away. and both my parents worked at the time, so missing the bus would be very bad.

So, one day, the phy ed teacher was a little late getting us out, so the final bell rang while i was still in my gym clothes. I had a brilliant time saving idea though. i would NOT take my shoes off. yes, i'd simply slide my gym shorts off over my shoes and pull my jeans on over my shoes. this could save valuable seconds. So, gym shorts slide off easy. BUT, remember, this is 1992. tapered jeans are still popular. so, one foot goes through ok, but the second foot gets wedged in the bottom of the jeans with just about one third of the shoe poking out. so, i start to panic a little. I stubbornly try to pull my pant leg all the way on over my shoe, but no luck. and now i have made my pants so tight around my shoe that i can't move my left foot in either direction. so, finally i decide to abort the mission. and pull the pants off, then take my shoe off and dress like a normal person. BUT I CAN'T EVEN PULL MY PANTS OFF OVER MY DAMN SHOE. I COULDN'T EVEN MOVE MY FEET ENOUGH TO TAKE THE PANTS/SHOE COMBO I HAD GOING ON OFF. and, of course every other guy in the locker room now knows what's going on and are laughing their asses off.

So, there is only one thing to do. I put my pants on as much as i could. (right leg all the way up, left leg up to the bottom part of my tightie whities), and bolted for my locker. NOW, remember, my foot is stuck at a downward angle very tightly, so as i ran down the hall, i could only tip toe with my left foot. and also, my underwear is almost completely exposed. so, i'm running down the hall, at a time when the halls are packed with my peers, with my pants half on and hobbling like a special kid. every step i took, i could hear countless people laughing their asses off. but, i had to make the bus. so, i kept hauling ass. by the time i got to my locker, the halls had started to empty out. which was good and bad. good, because i had less of an audience. bad because, that meant the buses would be leaving soon.

So, i made it outside, as the buses were pulling away. which is ok, my bus was one of the last in line...i'd have to keep running, but i'd make it. BUT, the fun isn't over. as i'm one of the last people out of school, every bus load of my classmates has a clear view of my dumb ass hobbling through the snow as fast as possible to try to catch the bus. and, in my hobbling state, i stepped on some ice (it was mid december) and fell right on my ass. i could see a hand coming out of every bus window pointing and laughing at me. but, got on the bus, sat down. breathed deep and enjoyed the ride home. then when i got home i took a knife to my jeans.

kalbears13
05-23-2007, 03:41 PM
Why did you need to take off your gym clothes? why didn't you just put on a sweater and go to the buses?

bantx
05-23-2007, 04:13 PM
I made a girl I had a crush on, a mixed cd of love songs...with cover art. WTF was I thinking.

hahahahaha

Ravens1991
05-23-2007, 04:55 PM
I was kind of friends with this kid in 5th grade. He came back to my high school this year. I see him in the bathroom by himself so I figured it would be a good time to ask him if he remembers me. I say "Hey do you remember me from elementary school" He doesnt even look at me and he says "no". This isnt very embarassing but I felt like a loser. It was very awkward.

fischbowl
05-23-2007, 04:57 PM
I stapled my hand to a wall last week.

Paul
05-23-2007, 05:03 PM
I was kind of friends with this kid in 5th grade. He came back to my high school this year. I see him in the bathroom by himself so I figured it would be a good time to ask him if he remembers me. I say "Hey do you remember me from elementary school" He doesnt even look at me and he says "no". This isnt very embarassing but I felt like a loser. It was very awkward.

LOL.

This probably happens to alot of people. Sitting in class or walking down the hall somebody you kind of know, but not really well, waves in your direction and you wave back with a smile. Then to find out they they were waving at the person behind or next to you. So may times that's has happened to me.

draftguru151
05-23-2007, 05:08 PM
Full leg cramps at dinner at a football camp. That really sucked.

Ravens1991
05-23-2007, 05:09 PM
yea Paul I hate that also, so usually I just smile and do a head nod.

draftguru151
05-23-2007, 05:11 PM
LOL.

This probably happens to alot of people. Sitting in class or walking down the hall somebody you kind of know, but not really well, waves in your direction and you wave back with a smile. Then to find out they they were waving at the person behind or next to you. So may times that's has happened to me.

Yea, that happened a few times to me so now I just always assume it's not to me, having them say wtf later isn't as bad as realizing they weren't talking to you.

gbpackers0065
05-23-2007, 05:20 PM
I forgot my clients name in the middle of a plea bargain, it was my first case on my own too. Needless to say I haven't done a solo case since.

-black
05-23-2007, 05:26 PM
threadstarters story is hilarious lmao

He plays football (videotape of me standing on the sideline during drills and then video of me getting shoved over)


LOL!

my most embarassing? idk, but 1 dat comes to mind was in 10th grade. I was messin with dis 1 chick and we had had sex a couple times or watever. So me and the girl play fight all the time and she was rollin her eyes at me and watnot. So i write her a little note like "u know u want some of this dicc nigg*" and we start passin notes back n forth talkin bout our sexual ronde vu's and wat we was gon do to each other....it was a fullout porno basically...well, we was writing this on da back of one of my assignemnts i had gotten back. The teacher comes around and collects papers and i guess she takes the little note too (i had no idea because it was on the chicks desk)

day later, come to class and the teacher is passing back homework and comes to me and is like "I suggest next time you keep your hardcore dialogue to yourself" and she hands me back the note.....the worse thing was she had in RED INK question marks and exclamation marks and ish, which means she read the whole thing

so it ended up lookin like this

"F that ima put it in da other hole"????

and

"black its not 9 inches, mayve 7 or 8" nine !!!!?

"just dont *** in my mouth" not hygenic




it was pretty weird

while writin that i just remembered

when i was younger i remember i was trying to look cool in front of these girls i liked.(i was maybe 10...11). And i was riding my bike with no hands and doin catwalks and watnot...then for some reason while riding i decided to spit up in the air...well little did i know the spit would get caught in the wind and carry. So i spit in the air while im pedaling fast and it hits me in my face (like right in my eye) and i lose control and fall....i skin my knee and stuff and the girls bust out laughin (forget pain, i was embarassed)...i got up and tried to laugh it off, but it was hard to with spit (mucus type spit from a cold) in my face and blood on my knee

HoopsDemon12
05-23-2007, 06:20 PM
Well its city track finals and everyone is just arriving..kinda fo rliek the opening day ceremony kinda things. So EVERYONE... i mean everyone like 500 kids were sitting in the stands and i was liek teh last one to get there. so im running across the feild trying to get to the stands.
No in fornt of these stands was a chain link fence maybe 4 feet high... ya i tried to hurdle it and my foot got caught... completly face planted and the whole place errupted wiht laughter... ya... ironic thing... i came first for the whole city in highjump HAHAHA!!.... ya easily most embarrasing

HoopsDemon12
05-23-2007, 06:25 PM
I stapled my hand to a wall last week.

haha ya i was bored at work awhile ago... and a couple guys bet me $400 bucks i wouldnt staple my hand to the wall... haha dumb... but im $400 richer... and no scars suprisingly haha... good times at sears loading docks!

kalbears13
05-23-2007, 07:12 PM
Here's another of my saga of embarrassing moments.

I work as a cashier. There are only 2 registers and it's in this shape...

\/Wall
|
|
|
|Line \/
|________
|----#----\
|-----------\
|------------\
|-------------|
|------------*|
|___________|___________________<wall


So it's kind of in a corner and I work at the * register and the other person works at the # register. Anyways, the line forms at the # register and if a line builds up I get the next customer in line. So there was this middle aged woman behing helped at the # register and I can't remember what I was doing but I looked over and behind her was some fat looking woman behind her with medium hair. So I say "Ma'am, I can help you over here." but she didn't hear me. So I say again louder "MA'AM, I CAN HELP YOU OVER HERE." but just as I was saying that I got a better angle and it turned out it was just a fat guy with a girly face and hair. When I was helping him it was really akward. I didn't know what to say because anything I said would insult him.

DorianSmith
05-24-2007, 12:26 AM
ok, my most embarrassing moment.
first, couple things you must know:
1. walking home was not an option. i lived in a rather large suburb of milwaukee, and the school was on the other side of town. woulda had to cross highways.
2. we were not allowed to bring bookbags to class, so, yes, i had to go all the way back to my locker.

ok, so, when i was in 7th grade, my last class of the day was phy ed, this class was right by the doors to leave school and catch the bus. BUT, since we weren't allowed to bring bags or personal items to class, i had to walk to my locker first, then walk all the way back to the buses. and this was a big ass school (for some reason, it was the only middle school in the city at the time). AND, for some dumbass reason, the buses were always pretty quick to leave, so everyday, i would have to change from my gym clothes to my regular clothes, and then HAUL ASS across the school to my locker and then back across the school to wear i just came from. seriously, if i took my time, i'd get there as the buses were rolling away. and both my parents worked at the time, so missing the bus would be very bad.

So, one day, the phy ed teacher was a little late getting us out, so the final bell rang while i was still in my gym clothes. I had a brilliant time saving idea though. i would NOT take my shoes off. yes, i'd simply slide my gym shorts off over my shoes and pull my jeans on over my shoes. this could save valuable seconds. So, gym shorts slide off easy. BUT, remember, this is 1992. tapered jeans are still popular. so, one foot goes through ok, but the second foot gets wedged in the bottom of the jeans with just about one third of the shoe poking out. so, i start to panic a little. I stubbornly try to pull my pant leg all the way on over my shoe, but no luck. and now i have made my pants so tight around my shoe that i can't move my left foot in either direction. so, finally i decide to abort the mission. and pull the pants off, then take my shoe off and dress like a normal person. BUT I CAN'T EVEN PULL MY PANTS OFF OVER MY DAMN SHOE. I COULDN'T EVEN MOVE MY FEET ENOUGH TO TAKE THE PANTS/SHOE COMBO I HAD GOING ON OFF. and, of course every other guy in the locker room now knows what's going on and are laughing their asses off.

So, there is only one thing to do. I put my pants on as much as i could. (right leg all the way up, left leg up to the bottom part of my tightie whities), and bolted for my locker. NOW, remember, my foot is stuck at a downward angle very tightly, so as i ran down the hall, i could only tip toe with my left foot. and also, my underwear is almost completely exposed. so, i'm running down the hall, at a time when the halls are packed with my peers, with my pants half on and hobbling like a special kid. every step i took, i could hear countless people laughing their asses off. but, i had to make the bus. so, i kept hauling ass. by the time i got to my locker, the halls had started to empty out. which was good and bad. good, because i had less of an audience. bad because, that meant the buses would be leaving soon.

So, i made it outside, as the buses were pulling away. which is ok, my bus was one of the last in line...i'd have to keep running, but i'd make it. BUT, the fun isn't over. as i'm one of the last people out of school, every bus load of my classmates has a clear view of my dumb ass hobbling through the snow as fast as possible to try to catch the bus. and, in my hobbling state, i stepped on some ice (it was mid december) and fell right on my ass. i could see a hand coming out of every bus window pointing and laughing at me. but, got on the bus, sat down. breathed deep and enjoyed the ride home. then when i got home i took a knife to my jeans.

dude ur a loser

M.O.T.H.
05-24-2007, 12:36 AM
I threw up on a my best friend and a girl i liked in 2nd grade, simultaneously... that was pretty embarrassing...haha.

Moses
05-24-2007, 01:01 AM
Woke up in the hospital with an IV attached to my arm.

I was confused and looked up to see a nurse standing over me. She said "Do you know where you are?"

I squinted at her, and said "Ummm...KB's?" (nickname for a friend of mine)

She looked at me confused, and said "No, you're in the hospital. You had too much to drink. Your parents brought you here."

My heart stopped. A few fleeting memories of what happened rushed back. I had been at a party at KB's house. I was a junior in high school and bought a 26er of Bacardi with a friend. No mix was available, so we had to drink it straight.

We took turns sipping out of the bottle. For some reason, I could chug pure rum like water that night. By the end, I'd estimate I drank about 16-18 ounces of it, the lion's share compared to my buddy. This was in the course of about 15 minutes.

It was still early, so the party was pretty small at that point. I think there was about 10 or 15 people there. I was playing Madden with my buddy who just helped me polish off the 26er. After about 15-20 minutes, we started to feel the effects.

It was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I went from being completely sober to blackout drunk within about 5 minutes. I remember starting to feel buzzed and standing up to go to the washroom. With every step I took towards the bathroom it was like I just took another 2 shots. By the time I reached the door, I blacked out. My last memory was reaching clumsily for the bathroom door handle.

What happened during my blackout is still somewhat of a mystery to me. From friends, I've managed to piece together a few parts of the night:

-The party got a LOT bigger. Probably about 75 people ended up there.

-I ended up getting kicked in the nuts REALLY hard by a guy out of nowhere. I started to berate him verbally (trying to start a fight) and he was about to step to me when a buddy (2 years older, member of the basketball team) grabbed him, dragged him outside, threw him into a snowbank, and kicked him out of the party.

-Most of my night was spent bordering on passing out while people kept an eye on me, trying to keep me awake.

-To get me to a buddy's car, it took 3 guys to carry me because I was completely dead weight. Imagine carrying a 6' 4" dead corpse into a car.

-My buddy's at this point were very concerned. They brought me home and told my parents I had drank too much. My parents freaked out. They were convinced I was on some sort of narcotic (they accused my friends of letting me do drugs).

-My parents drove me to the hospital, where I woke up a few hours later.

I went back to sleep after that brief conversation with the nurse. When I awoke again, it was morning. The IV was removed and they FORCED me to eat breakfast. After a speech about binge drinking, I left the hospital. Needless to say, my parents were pissed. At least I didn't have a hangover though (thanks to the IV).

I was the talk of the school for the next few days. I wasn't proud of myself and it sucked having to answer everybody's questions.

Everybody has that one drinking experience that teaches them to drink responsibly, mine was just a bit worse than most.

drowe
05-24-2007, 07:41 AM
dude ur a loser

ah, ya think!?

drowe
05-24-2007, 07:50 AM
Why did you need to take off your gym clothes? why didn't you just put on a sweater and go to the buses?


well, if i woulda known what was gonna happen, i woulda done that. but, ya know, december in wisconsin. at the time, change into pants just seemed like a harmless idea.

kalbears13
05-24-2007, 10:43 AM
Still, no one hast topped my first one. The third one...

I was in spanish class in 8th grade and the kid in front of me was being a dbag. He was trying to do that thing with the rubberband where you kind of pull it back like a slingshot and then let go. Anyways, throughout the class he was trying to doing it to my bare legs and I kept on moving my legs. One time he got almost out of his chair so I had to slide to the left and backwards out of my desk. I didn't stand up or else the teacher would have said something so I kinda squated and used my desk and the desk next to me to hold me up. As I was backing away my foot got caught on his backpack and I fell on my butt. When my butt hit I realesed a loud fart due to the large amount of gas in my bowels. The whole class went silent. I just sat back in my seat and everyone laughed. My teacher tried to hold it back but she laughed. Everyone during school said the whole room shook when I farted.

And this even got more embarrassing when I was writing this, my dad walked in and asked "What are you doing?" I said "uh...I'm reading about football..." He doesn't know anything about these incidents thank god.

-black
05-24-2007, 10:47 AM
ok, my most embarrassing moment.
first, couple things you must know:
1. walking home was not an option. i lived in a rather large suburb of milwaukee, and the school was on the other side of town. woulda had to cross highways.
2. we were not allowed to bring bookbags to class, so, yes, i had to go all the way back to my locker.

ok, so, when i was in 7th grade, my last class of the day was phy ed, this class was right by the doors to leave school and catch the bus. BUT, since we weren't allowed to bring bags or personal items to class, i had to walk to my locker first, then walk all the way back to the buses. and this was a big ass school (for some reason, it was the only middle school in the city at the time). AND, for some dumbass reason, the buses were always pretty quick to leave, so everyday, i would have to change from my gym clothes to my regular clothes, and then HAUL ASS across the school to my locker and then back across the school to wear i just came from. seriously, if i took my time, i'd get there as the buses were rolling away. and both my parents worked at the time, so missing the bus would be very bad.

So, one day, the phy ed teacher was a little late getting us out, so the final bell rang while i was still in my gym clothes. I had a brilliant time saving idea though. i would NOT take my shoes off. yes, i'd simply slide my gym shorts off over my shoes and pull my jeans on over my shoes. this could save valuable seconds. So, gym shorts slide off easy. BUT, remember, this is 1992. tapered jeans are still popular. so, one foot goes through ok, but the second foot gets wedged in the bottom of the jeans with just about one third of the shoe poking out. so, i start to panic a little. I stubbornly try to pull my pant leg all the way on over my shoe, but no luck. and now i have made my pants so tight around my shoe that i can't move my left foot in either direction. so, finally i decide to abort the mission. and pull the pants off, then take my shoe off and dress like a normal person. BUT I CAN'T EVEN PULL MY PANTS OFF OVER MY DAMN SHOE. I COULDN'T EVEN MOVE MY FEET ENOUGH TO TAKE THE PANTS/SHOE COMBO I HAD GOING ON OFF. and, of course every other guy in the locker room now knows what's going on and are laughing their asses off.

So, there is only one thing to do. I put my pants on as much as i could. (right leg all the way up, left leg up to the bottom part of my tightie whities), and bolted for my locker. NOW, remember, my foot is stuck at a downward angle very tightly, so as i ran down the hall, i could only tip toe with my left foot. and also, my underwear is almost completely exposed. so, i'm running down the hall, at a time when the halls are packed with my peers, with my pants half on and hobbling like a special kid. every step i took, i could hear countless people laughing their asses off. but, i had to make the bus. so, i kept hauling ass. by the time i got to my locker, the halls had started to empty out. which was good and bad. good, because i had less of an audience. bad because, that meant the buses would be leaving soon.

So, i made it outside, as the buses were pulling away. which is ok, my bus was one of the last in line...i'd have to keep running, but i'd make it. BUT, the fun isn't over. as i'm one of the last people out of school, every bus load of my classmates has a clear view of my dumb ass hobbling through the snow as fast as possible to try to catch the bus. and, in my hobbling state, i stepped on some ice (it was mid december) and fell right on my ass. i could see a hand coming out of every bus window pointing and laughing at me. but, got on the bus, sat down. breathed deep and enjoyed the ride home. then when i got home i took a knife to my jeans.

LMAO.........

Vikes99ej
05-24-2007, 10:50 AM
When I was 8 or 9, I was at an Olive Garden. I wanted to go outside, and I decided the Emergency Exit was the one for me!!

-black
05-24-2007, 10:53 AM
Here's another of my saga of embarrassing moments.

I work as a cashier. There are only 2 registers and it's in this shape...

\/Wall
|
|
|
|Line \/
|________
|----#----\
|-----------\
|------------\
|-------------|
|------------*|
|___________|___________________<wall


So it's kind of in a corner and I work at the * register and the other person works at the # register. Anyways, the line forms at the # register and if a line builds up I get the next customer in line. So there was this middle aged woman behing helped at the # register and I can't remember what I was doing but I looked over and behind her was some fat looking woman behind her with medium hair. So I say "Ma'am, I can help you over here." but she didn't hear me. So I say again louder "MA'AM, I CAN HELP YOU OVER HERE." but just as I was saying that I got a better angle and it turned out it was just a fat guy with a girly face and hair. When I was helping him it was really akward. I didn't know what to say because anything I said would insult him.



smh lol....

NickBam
05-24-2007, 01:25 PM
Once I got blackout drunk and next thing I know I wake up strapped down to a table in the hospital. I guess I decided it would be a good idea to cross the street into oncoming traffic. Meh.

critesy
05-24-2007, 08:29 PM
lmao, drowe and black win.

skinzzfan25
05-24-2007, 08:38 PM
Few days ago this guy in the hall pantsed me...

I'll admit it was funny, but it was in front of the teachers lounge -.-

Ima get his ass back tomorrow rofl.

soybean
05-24-2007, 09:12 PM
watching a video in high school, room was silent, i fell asleep woke up all of a sudden, snorted/snored really loud and twitched like i had a small seizure.

PalmerToCJ
05-24-2007, 09:16 PM
watching a video in high school, room was silent, i fell asleep woke up all of a sudden, snorted/snored really loud and twitched like i had a small seizure.

haha I know a kid that fell asleep like 5 desks deep in a row in a dead silent math class and when he woke up he had that sort of spasm and kicked the desks forward like 4 feet lol

That poor kid was subject to tons of signs on his back, pulling his chair out from under him before he sits down and locker pranks. Those are the things I actually do miss about high school.

Xonraider
05-24-2007, 09:22 PM
I remember another one. I was 3 and I asked my mom (on church) CAN I TOUCH YOUR BREASTS?

Oh, God. That belt sure hurt me

KILLERSANTA
05-24-2007, 09:25 PM
I remember another one. I was 3 and I asked my mom (on church) CAN I TOUCH YOUR BREASTS?

Oh, God. That belt sure hurt me

What's wrong with that?

kalbears13
05-24-2007, 09:25 PM
I've always wanted to pull the prank where when somebody's sleeping, everyone leaves early including the teacher. Then you shut off the lights. When the person sleeping wakes up he has no idea what's going on. One time we had a sub though and we were doing work when she started to fall asleep reading a book. I almost got the class to do it to her but she woke up.

Xonraider
05-24-2007, 09:28 PM
What's wrong with that?

I pretty much yelled it, and church was full.

critesy
05-24-2007, 09:29 PM
I've always wanted to pull the prank where when somebody's sleeping, everyone leaves early including the teacher. Then you shut off the lights. When the person sleeping wakes up he has no idea what's going on. One time we had a sub though and we were doing work when she started to fall asleep reading a book. I almost got the class to do it to her but she woke up.


lmao your sub fell asleep, that would be sooo awesome.

kalbears13
05-24-2007, 09:29 PM
I pretty much yelled it, and church was full.

At least it wasn't your grandma.

KILLERSANTA
05-24-2007, 09:29 PM
I pretty much yelled it, and church was full.

So, I ask your mom that all the time.....

critesy
05-24-2007, 09:37 PM
ok well....it was in drama class and i was on the stage with some friends and we were doing some improv. i was acting out a plane. with the attire i had on, i was wearing sweats...and im a guy who doesnt like to wear underwear, shhh. and in the back of the theatre, there is a booth where you control all the sounds and lights and such, and its facing directly towards the stage. anyways, i actually think i was doing the titantic scene where she spreads her arms and such and its all loving and such. and one of my friends come from behind me and pants me...bare balled, everything. hah, and in the booth it was a girls birthday so i guess i gave her kind of a birthday present, hah.

KILLERSANTA
05-24-2007, 09:39 PM
ok well....it was in drama class and i was on the stage with some friends and we were doing some improv. i was acting out a plane. with the attire i had on, i was wearing sweats...and im a guy who doesnt like to wear underwear, shhh. and in the back of the theatre, there is a booth where you control all the sounds and lights and such, and its facing directly towards the stage. anyways, i actually think i was doing the titantic scene where she spreads her arms and such and its all loving and such. and one of my friends come from behind me and pants me...bare balled, everything. hah, and in the booth it was a girls birthday so i guess i gave her kind of a birthday present, hah.


hahahahahaha.................

kalbears13
05-24-2007, 09:41 PM
ok well....it was in drama class and i was on the stage with some friends and we were doing some improv. i was acting out a plane. with the attire i had on, i was wearing sweats...and im a guy who doesnt like to wear underwear, shhh. and in the back of the theatre, there is a booth where you control all the sounds and lights and such, and its facing directly towards the stage. anyways, i actually think i was doing the titantic scene where she spreads her arms and such and its all loving and such. and one of my friends come from behind me and pants me...bare balled, everything. hah, and in the booth it was a girls birthday so i guess i gave her kind of a birthday present, hah.

I bet she is one of those girls that was screwed up that grows up to be a prostitute or porn star.

critesy
05-24-2007, 09:43 PM
I bet she is one of those girls that was screwed up that grows up to be a prostitute or porn star.

ahaha well, she is really weirdly funny... we're on the improv team together, so we make jokes and such about it, same with the guy who pants me

DragonMekha
05-24-2007, 10:00 PM
I've always wanted to pull the prank where when somebody's sleeping, everyone leaves early including the teacher. Then you shut off the lights. When the person sleeping wakes up he has no idea what's going on. One time we had a sub though and we were doing work when she started to fall asleep reading a book. I almost got the class to do it to her but she woke up.

Speaking of things like that.It was like 7th or 8th grade.We had this substitute that would fill in for several different classes and she was known to be highly emotional(In an English class she cried because some of us refused to sing the National Anthem before class). Anyway she was filling in for our music class.And in our class we seriously had all the goof off kids and trouble makers.The door was unlocked to the room but the teacher wasnt in there yet.So we all went in and we started taking everything in the room and flipping it upside down and hiding everything.Then we took all the chairs and were using them as weapons and moshing in the center of the room and then the teacher showed up and tried to settle us down and we temporarily did until she started playing the piano and trying to sing and we kept making rude noises and laughing and throwing **** and pulling out chairs from one another.The teacher just started crying and walked out of the room to the main office.

Well when she started walking away we fixed everything in the room and were all sitting nicely and quiet when the principal walked in while the sub was crying and she ended up getting fired from being a sub because they thought she was crazy lol. Those were the days.That year I think we went through 5-6 music teachers/subs.

kalbears13
05-24-2007, 10:03 PM
Speaking of things like that.It was like 7th or 8th grade.We had this substitute that would fill in for several different classes and she was known to be highly emotional(In an English class she cried because some of us refused to sing the National Anthem before class). Anyway she was filling in for our music class.And in our class we seriously had all the goof off kids and trouble makers.The door was unlocked to the room but the teacher wasnt in there yet.So we all went in and we started taking everything in the room and flipping it upside down and hiding everything.Then we took all the chairs and were using them as weapons and moshing in the center of the room and then the teacher showed up and tried to settle us down and we temporarily did until she started playing the piano and trying to sing and we kept making rude noises and laughing and throwing **** and pulling out chairs from one another.The teacher just started crying and walked out of the room to the main office.

Well when she started walking away we fixed everything in the room and were all sitting nicely and quiet when the principal walked in while the sub was crying and she ended up getting fired from being a sub because they thought she was crazy lol. Those were the days.That year I think we went through 5-6 music teachers/subs.

Seriously goof off kids? hahaha

That's a good prank.

soybean
05-24-2007, 11:05 PM
Speaking of things like that.It was like 7th or 8th grade.We had this substitute that would fill in for several different classes and she was known to be highly emotional(In an English class she cried because some of us refused to sing the National Anthem before class). Anyway she was filling in for our music class.And in our class we seriously had all the goof off kids and trouble makers.The door was unlocked to the room but the teacher wasnt in there yet.So we all went in and we started taking everything in the room and flipping it upside down and hiding everything.Then we took all the chairs and were using them as weapons and moshing in the center of the room and then the teacher showed up and tried to settle us down and we temporarily did until she started playing the piano and trying to sing and we kept making rude noises and laughing and throwing **** and pulling out chairs from one another.The teacher just started crying and walked out of the room to the main office.

Well when she started walking away we fixed everything in the room and were all sitting nicely and quiet when the principal walked in while the sub was crying and she ended up getting fired from being a sub because they thought she was crazy lol. Those were the days.That year I think we went through 5-6 music teachers/subs.

that really sucks for her but she should have been fired regardless, part of being a teacher/sub is being able to show responsibility not crying everything away. At least it made you guys settle down. :D

-black
05-25-2007, 12:07 AM
lol i remember in 5th grade our teacher use to have incentives for us to be good. She would have like candy and prizes for us at the end of the day. But the catch was she had a marker and she would write a mark on the board each time we got out of control. If we had 10 marks by the end of the day it was no candy/recess/prizes/movies or watever she had planned

idk wat was up with us 1 day but we kept actin up and she was like

"stop talking" **marks on board**

"STOP TALKING" **marks on board**

and the marks carry over each day and for this one day she had like 22 marks on the board and we just kept talkin and laughin and she just ran out of the room

it was hilarious because she was a devot christian and she ran out and screamed "God help me"

and this 1 fat kid used his deep voice and was like "this is God, you dont have to worry" as the teacher was running out and we all started laughin

wow the good old days....

Nightmares Win 6-0
05-25-2007, 12:09 AM
i got caught having sex in school...that was kinda embarrassing...

kalbears13
05-25-2007, 12:23 AM
This is kinda embarrassing. Don't know where to put this story so I'll put it here...

Freshman year and it's baseball season. I'm on the freshman team and practice is almost over. I've got bronchitis but for some reason i'm doing conditioning. For conditioning we were running poles on the varsity field(running from foul pole to foul pole along the outfield fence.) Anyways, the JV team was practicing on the fenceless JV field. We're running poles and I'm out of breath and wheezing. The slowest kid on the team passes me and I'm in last when all of a sudden I feel this huge hit to my cheek/jaw. I first think someone punched me but remembered no one was behind me. I didn't really care because I was in a huge amount of pain. I was screaming and I believe I was crying. I thought I was seriously injured. Everyone thought I was kidding for some reason or it had to do with the fact I had bronchitis. I was lying there in pain. I was horrified at what happened. I slowly walked back to the dugout and had this humongous bump on my cheek. This thing was like a tumor. It hurt like a mother too.

It turns out that the JV kids had just finished practice and found some golfballs on the field. They were then having a competition of who could hit it the farthest (BTW this was coach enforced). The kids were hitting it and this one kid Trent, who was like a humongous dork came up and amazingly crushed one 70 yards that sliced towards the varsity field fence. I don't know what happened midflight or how it went through or over the fence but it hit me square in the jaw and then the shoulder. The kid felt bad and the coach felt bad. I really don't like the coach, I had him the next year and he was horrible. So anyways we wen't to the emergency room and it was so busy and late I just decided to go home.

The next day at school I had to explain this big lump, about an inch high on my cheek. There was no serious damage. It only got really swollen. I still have calcium deposits left where it hit me.

tEk
05-25-2007, 01:46 AM
so when i was a senior in high school i had home ec right before lunch. so one day we have a sub and im like, "sweet, sleep time!" so i nod off on my desk kind of half hidden behind my backpack. i woke up and everyone was gone. i had thought i was dreaming but i got up and not a soul was in the room. i looked at the clock and it was still time for class to be in session. so i went outside and the whole entire class and the sub were there. they all pointed and lauged at me. they all said i snored loud as hell. so awesome. turns out the substitute had seen me asleep and motioned to the class to leave the room and just waited for me to wake up in the empty class.

god that was a good one. never lived that down while i was in high school. sucked too because that class was full of hot chicks.

KILLERSANTA
05-25-2007, 06:13 AM
i got caught having sex in school...that was kinda embarrassing...


If it was embarrassing, The girl wasn't hot.....

bernbabybern820
05-25-2007, 10:27 AM
Word of advice. Don't try to hold a fart and fall asleep while sitting. I was called adorable by all the girls though. Still very very embarrassing. Like a previous poster said, first all silence, then everyone starts laughing, giggling, and staring.

bsaza2358
05-25-2007, 10:36 AM
During senior week of college, I had a jam-packed schedule. Exams were done, but we all had a whole week to dick around on campus. We had lots of school-sponsored events, and we always closed down the bar each night. Needless to say, I was exhausted by the time Thursday night rolled around. My band had its final gig that night, and we played a sold out bar show, followed by an after-party. The girl I was hooking up with at the party ended up passing out, so I went home. I was a little worked up, so I decided to watch some porn in the common room of my suite. I turned on the TV, started watching, and I ended up falling asleep exhausted. One of my roommates walked out the next day and saw me asleep with my dick in my hand with porn playing on the TV.

LitoSheppard
05-25-2007, 10:42 AM
i got caught having sex in school...that was kinda embarrassing...

How the hell do you have sex in school?

You go in the bathroom?

drowe
05-25-2007, 10:49 AM
During senior week of college, I had a jam-packed schedule. Exams were done, but we all had a whole week to dick around on campus. We had lots of school-sponsored events, and we always closed down the bar each night. Needless to say, I was exhausted by the time Thursday night rolled around. My band had its final gig that night, and we played a sold out bar show, followed by an after-party. The girl I was hooking up with at the party ended up passing out, so I went home. I was a little worked up, so I decided to watch some porn in the common room of my suite. I turned on the TV, started watching, and I ended up falling asleep exhausted. One of my roommates walked out the next day and saw me asleep with my dick in my hand with porn playing on the TV.


THAT is awesome. sometimes, i'm amazed i made it through college and life in general (knock on wood) without getting caught.

bsaza2358
05-25-2007, 10:58 AM
Yeah, I got caught, but I was mostly covered by the clothing I was wearing. It was just a funny scene.

cunningham06
05-25-2007, 11:07 AM
Ok heres one. It was finally the weekend after a long week so I was really ready to blow off some steam. There was a party that night that everyone was going to. I hadn't drank a lot in a while so I decided that night would be a good one. I mixed beer, jello shots and straight liquor for about 45 minutes not taking any breaks, and then BAM right away I started puking. There wasn't a bathroom close enough so I puked over a railing on his back porch. My sister's friend's little sister who goes to my school texted her sister that I was puking because I drank too much. Her sister then texted my sister and told me the same thing. I was spending the night out that night so at least I didn't have to go home like that. My mom had specifically said don't drink to much that night.

When I woke up to my cell phone ringing, I was feeling really groggy and wasn't thinking clearly at all. Here's pretty much what the dialogue was:

Mom: Hey ------, are you coming home soon?
Me: Yea I'll come home in a few minutes.
Mom: So I heard you had a wild night last night.
Me: Yea but I only threw up for a little bit. (Immediately grimace at having said that).
Mom: YOU THREW UP?

I later found out that all my sister had said was that I had had a wild night, which my mom wouldn't have gotten mad about, except for me being a total moron really messed things up.

cunningham06
05-25-2007, 11:09 AM
THAT is awesome. sometimes, i'm amazed i made it through college and life in general (knock on wood) without getting caught.

Nice pun. (10 Char.)

drowe
05-25-2007, 11:49 AM
Nice pun. (10 Char.)

hah, yeah, i was gonna put 'no pun intended' in parentheses, but the words, 'knock on wood' were already in parentheses...glad ya caught it.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
05-25-2007, 06:38 PM
I've been on a school trip from Wednesday to Today, and last night I got totally effed. Like I was completely out of it. I actually blacked out, and have a point where I remember nothing. I humped the wall, slapped a guy, wouldnt shut up about anything, danced like a moron in my boxers doing hip thrusts, it was awful. Worst part: It's all on film.

Xonraider
05-25-2007, 06:41 PM
i got caught having sex in school...that was kinda embarrassing...

You didn't have sex on school.

KILLERSANTA
05-25-2007, 07:15 PM
I have a few bad ones...So here one:



About a year ago my friends and I were at Wal-mart(I think), There was a hot Girl it line a head of us...My friend said "she's F***in Hot" and I reply "She would look hotter on my d***"...And little did i know her friend was standing behind me......

sweetness34
05-25-2007, 08:10 PM
This one is going to sound made up but it's not -- ehem;

Ok so I had a girlfriend my Junior year in high school (I know shocking huh), we'd been dating for about 4 months and she invited me over to dinner at her house with her parents on a Saturday. So I go over to their house, sit down and chat with her dad (her dad was awesome, loved Chicago sports and we'd talk about that all the time). About 20 minutes after I get there we sit down for dinner, and here's where it gets embarassing.

I'm almost done eating and all of the sudden I feel a fart coming on. And it was one of those that if I got up, I knew it'd make a loud noise. So I kept sitting there and tried to hold it in until dinner was done and everyone got up. But that didn't work. I couldn't hold it in any longer. Luckily it was silent, but the bad part is that it was deadly. About 20 seconds later I noticed everyone at the table looking around, and acting like they smelled something bad. My girlfriend looked over at me and I gave her that "what's wrong" look. Her dad then asked, "who just passed gass?" And then said, "well if I did it, I'd call it, so it wasn't me." So he asked me if I did it, and I said no.

Then arrived an akward silence where my face started to get red and I started sweating. Before anyone could notice I quickly decided I'd blame it on the dog, and thankfully it flew. They told me he'd been having a lot of gas problems lately.

So yea, that's probably my most memorable one. And my girlfriend actually came up to me the next day and said, "I knew you did it, just by how you looked before you blamed it on the dog." But I just kept denying it, although I still don't think she believed me.

kalbears13
05-25-2007, 08:13 PM
This one is going to sound made up but it's not -- ehem;

Ok so I had a girlfriend my Junior year in high school (I know shocking huh), we'd been dating for about 4 months and she invited me over to dinner at her house with her parents on a Saturday. So I go over to their house, sit down and chat with her dad (her dad was awesome, loved Chicago sports and we'd talk about that all the time). About 20 minutes after I get there we sit down for dinner, and here's where it gets embarassing.

I'm almost done eating and all of the sudden I feel a fart coming on. And it was one of those that if I got up, I knew it'd make a loud noise. So I kept sitting there and tried to hold it in until dinner was done and everyone got up. But that didn't work. I couldn't hold it in any longer. Luckily it was silent, but the bad part is that it was deadly. About 20 seconds later I noticed everyone at the table looking around, and acting like they smelled something bad. My girlfriend looked over at me and I gave her that "what's wrong" look. Her dad then asked, "who just passed gass?" And then said, "well if I did it, I'd call it, so it wasn't me." So he asked me if I did it, and I said no.

Then arrived an akward silence where my face started to get red and I started sweating. Before anyone could notice I quickly decided I'd blame it on the dog, and thankfully it flew. They told me he'd been having a lot of gas problems lately.

So yea, that's probably my most memorable one. And my girlfriend actually came up to me the next day and said, "I knew you did it, just by how you looked before you blamed it on the dog." But I just kept denying it, although I still don't think she believed me.

How is that embarrassing?

kalbears13
05-25-2007, 08:37 PM
So this is my 5th embarrassing moment I've posted. This one isn't THAT embarrassing but still bad...

I used to be a huge Stanford fan. I used to want to go there, but then I realized that I have a very very slim chance at making it in. Anyways, my neighbor is a huge USC fan and has a lot of connections (knows Anthony Davis [I actually have talked to AD multiple times because he comes to the carwash I work at a lot {My neighbors own the carwash}]). So my neighbor gives me and my dad tickets to the USC vs. Stanford game at the Collisseum. So the Friday right before the game, I had a (high school) football game. We won so on saturday, we didn't have practice and instead went to IHOP to celebrate the victory. I had a good meal but since there were a lot of us at IHOP we didn't get to eat until 12ish and I was starving so I ate a lot. So I go home do whatever and my dad and I leave for the 7:00 game at around 4:00. It's a 1 hour drive. For some reason there's traffic and we get to the Colliseum around 6. Not bad eh? Well our neighbor gave us a parking pass so we could park in the parking structures. We wen't to 4 parking structures all around the Collisseum. It took forever to get to each one because the streets were packed and the campus is big. All of them were full. It's right around game time when my dad just says "screw this, we're parking anywhere." So we end up parking our brand new car in some shady alley with some sketcy guys selling spots for $20. We run to the game and it's the most USC has scored in the first half ever. So it's a blow out. At least I got to see Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart. So we walk down to the tunnel, to exit and I start to feel really bad. For some reason my stomach really hurt. As we're walking down the tunnel to get out of the stadium (the tunnels are very very long, about 40 yards long and about 7 feet high and 7 feet across) I start puking. I'm in the middle of the tunnel and everyone's leaving and I'm puking on the side of the tunnel because there's no where to go. I can't puke in any trash cans and I can't go back. So I'm walking down the tunnel to get out of the stadium and I'm puking simultaneously. Everyone's making comments "Looks like he had some chicken soup (Hash Browns)" and "Watch out Suzie and Jimmy, stay on the left side." Everyone must have thought I was a drunk or something. So I go to the bathroom and wash my mouth. We start walking to our new car (it could or couldn't be there) and I start cramping up really bad. My sides are killing me. I can barely walk. So I'm like limping and crawling at the same time around 10:30 at night in the middle of the ghetto. Finally I make it back to the car which is stil there after a painful 15 minutes. I sit in the car and I magically feel better. All the pain went away and I went home. I really feel sorry for the people who probably stepped in my puke. That probably was really gross.

critesy
05-25-2007, 08:52 PM
not really embarssing but funny...

i was in class and went to go write something on my paper (sitting in a desk, durr) and when i put my elbow down to write i hit my funny bone and i threw my pen at the persons head and it explodeded on her, hah. oops.

kalbears13
05-25-2007, 08:54 PM
not really embarssing but funny...

i was in class and went to go write something on my paper (sitting in a desk, durr) and when i put my elbow down to write i hit my funny bone and i threw my pen at the persons head and it explodeded on her, hah. oops.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhaahahahahaha that's funny.

ripdw27
05-25-2007, 08:58 PM
one time i lit one of those color smoke bombs n tried to throw it in the street... well before the smoke comes out there is like a flame that shoots out n caused the s.b. to roll across the road into the ditch and a few seconds later it started a fire... just a small one tho n some dude came with a shovel n put it out...

KILLERSANTA
05-25-2007, 10:17 PM
Reading the hot chick thread Reminded me of this(there was a girl with a hooters shirt):


This happen on tuesday......It was hot so my nuts were sticking to my leg. So I got up and pull them away. My friend did it half-ass....so i got up and said "you pull it like this"(while grapping my nuts)..2 hooters girls were right behind me. One padded me on the back and said " I think you need help with that probelm" .............................. :)

Go_Eagles77
05-25-2007, 11:07 PM
One time in 8th grade, we had a substitute, but she was also a teacher in the school, she just didn't have a class at the time, and she was really strict, well me and my friend were writing stuff on the desk, and the sub was really fat and ugly, and I wrote on the desk, "Would you rather have sex with (this teacher) or (this other girl in my class that was unattractive), well the teacher noticed me writing on the desk and started storming over, I tried erasing it but she started yelling "Don't erase it!!!" she ordered me to stand up and it took me like 20 seconds because I was in shock, and everyone was whispering and laughing because I'm normally quiet and they think I never get in trouble, well she was outraged by what I wrote and I got a detention and written up, she left the room for a couple minutes and by this time she had already dragged the desk I had written on to the front of the room, when she left, a bunch of kids ran up and read what I wrote and started giggling and looking at me funny, and the other girl I wrote saw it too and I'm pretty sure she was crying, when I left the class I didn't really feel too bad about it but it really doesn't make me feel good when I think about it because I never really make fun of people except to my very close friends and I'd never want to hurt anyone, it was in good fun.

WMD
05-26-2007, 04:33 AM
I'm involved in my schools Video Announcements, and about six months ago I accidentally showed this 'joke' tape we made of this Football player getting owned and coming off as a jackass. It was embarassing because I'm the best student involved in the program, I never make mistakes.

I don't know if anyone picked up on it, but my post was just directed at the first post.. Either it went over everybodies head or it was dumb.. probably a little of both.. but, yeah.

Go_Eagles77
05-26-2007, 10:21 AM
I don't know if anyone picked up on it, but my post was just directed at the first post.. Either it went over everybodies head or it was dumb.. probably a little of both.. but, yeah.

I just thought it was a coincidince. :D

-black
05-26-2007, 11:15 AM
1 time in 5th grade i was caught havin sex with 2 other girls in class and i got arrested

Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged guard, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17980152/

ripdw27
05-26-2007, 11:18 AM
sex offender ^^

-black
05-26-2007, 11:20 AM
13 and 11?

WMD
05-26-2007, 02:18 PM
13 and 11?

This happened last month.. Exactly how old are you..? Huh? Spill the beans!

sweetness34
05-26-2007, 02:51 PM
How is that embarrassing?

Did you not read what I said? Passing gass at your girlfriends parents house while at the table and then lying about it. I'd call that embarassing myself.

soybean
05-26-2007, 02:59 PM
1 time in 5th grade i was caught havin sex with 2 other girls in class and i got arrested



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17980152/

in compton this substitute had narcolepsy so he fell asleep during class and when he woke up the kids were having a BJ contest. He couldn't report them because then he would have got in trouble.

WMD
05-26-2007, 03:01 PM
I love BJ contests... I always win.

fenikz
05-26-2007, 03:02 PM
i passed out last night and i woke up this morning with my entire right arm covered in drawings, no dicks or anything just some random flowers, shrooms, & pixies and a big tit mermaid

i guess thats kinda embarrassing, and it won't come off all the way my arm looks like its bruised to hell

anyone know a good way to get rid of sharpie?

sweetness34
05-26-2007, 03:03 PM
i passed out last night and i woke up this morning with my entire right arm covered in drawings, no dicks or anything just some random flowers, shrooms, & pixies and a big tit mermaid

i guess thats kinda embarrassing, and it won't come off all the way my arm looks like its bruised to hell

anyone know a good way to get rid of sharpie?

Paint over it. :D

UKfan
05-26-2007, 03:21 PM
i passed out last night and i woke up this morning with my entire right arm covered in drawings, no dicks or anything just some random flowers, shrooms, & pixies and a big tit mermaid

i guess thats kinda embarrassing, and it won't come off all the way my arm looks like its bruised to hell

anyone know a good way to get rid of sharpie?

Spray deodorant on it.

My friend fell asleep on the final day of College, got twat written on his forehead and that got it off.

kalbears13
05-26-2007, 03:24 PM
i passed out last night and i woke up this morning with my entire right arm covered in drawings, no dicks or anything just some random flowers, shrooms, & pixies and a big tit mermaid

i guess thats kinda embarrassing, and it won't come off all the way my arm looks like its bruised to hell

anyone know a good way to get rid of sharpie?

Put ***** stickers over them.

SubNoize
05-26-2007, 03:32 PM
who the hell is 13 in the 5th grade??? That frickin kid is going to be able to drive himself to school in Jr High, that mongoloid had to have been held back...

WMD
05-26-2007, 03:54 PM
I was 13 for my first month of High School...

kalbears13
05-26-2007, 04:48 PM
I just realized that most of my embarrassing moments were totally by accident and I couldn't have done anything about. It seems like most of the people here were just doing stupid things and deserved to get embarrassed. Just an observation..

gbpackers0065
05-26-2007, 05:02 PM
I was 13 for my first month of High School...

me too....

sweetness34
05-27-2007, 01:11 AM
I've got a new one that just happened tonight, while probably common it's never happened to me before;

So I start talking to this girl about a week ago. We went to HS together and I figured I'd give it a shot and see what happened. We talked for about an hour and at the end I asked her if she'd be interested in doing something with me during the summer sometime, and she said yes.

I was busy this whole week with work and some other stuff and I finally got to talk to her again tonight. We chatted for a bit and then I asked her if she was free at all this week to do something. She said "maybe" but that we'd probably see each other at a party. That kinda puzzled me so I went back and said well that's cool, but I was more along the lines talking about like a date. And I got a response of "well um that's not a possibility because I have a boyfriend."

I've had crap luck with girls throughout high school and college (so far) and many of you have read about my experiences. I just felt like a complete jackass because I really had no idea, and I didn't think she had a facebook (I researched her and she didn't come up) so I didn't know she was committed. She was cool as hell about it though and she understood. She'd been there before and she knew how I felt.

But yea, I was kinda speechless at first, like what the f*** just happened? I figured she'd get the clue that I was interested when I came out of the blue and asked her if she'd be interested in doin' something with me last week but since I wasn't direct with it she thought that I was just talkin about hangin out and drinkin some time. But at the same time I didn't want to just ask her flat out "so do you have a boyfriend?" Even thought it would've prevented this from happening, if she was single that would've not boded well for me at all coming on strong like that.

The embarassing part about all of this is that she told me she did actually have a facebook and when I checked my account, I had a friend request from her. And when I read her page, it said "In a relationship." Goddamn, I just want one time where things go my way. Haha I could write a book on some of the **** I've been through. Anywho, yea that's my most recent embarassing moment.

kalbears13
05-27-2007, 01:15 AM
I think it's funny how you have to check somebody's facebook to see if they're in a relationship or not.

Paul
05-27-2007, 01:18 AM
Myspace or Facebook, first place guys always look is at the "relationship status". That sucks Sweetness.

kalbears13
05-27-2007, 01:20 AM
Yeah, that is true. I guess that is the easiest way to find out.

sweetness34
05-27-2007, 01:33 AM
I think it's funny how you have to check somebody's facebook to see if they're in a relationship or not.

Considering I haven't talked to her in about 6 months, yea I had to do that. And I wasn't about to go and ask her friends either, so I just found out the hard way. As far as I knew she didn't have a boyfriend. I usually find out who's dating who through my friends but this girl never came up.

But I searched her on facebook and she didn't come up. Maybe I just spelled her name wrong, or maybe she's unlisted. I have no idea. But I don't have her cell number so it was through AIM. Which is really Junior High'ish but it's the only way I could talk to her.

When she sent me that friend request, I figured oh she just made it this past week, but nope she has like 800 comments on her wall so that wasn't a possibillity. It was a shot in the dark anyway, I just figured what the hell I might as well, pretty much have nothing to lose. But damn, that kinda sucked. She was like "well if you were about 4 months earlier then it would've been a possibility." ****, haha. Oh well.

-black
05-28-2007, 06:43 PM
LOL

message boards/chat/IM/and text have taken over. No longer do we have to talk to people straight up. I know a dude who asked a girl to prom over text. I know this 1 chich that i only talked to twice over the phone (for like 5 mins each) for like 5 months but we talked online or through text all the time.....wen we actually got together to smash it felt weird hearing her actual voice.....lol @ Brittany Spears divorcing K Fed THOUGH A TEXT.

technological words have taken over. Myspace and Facebook....who needs to go to a club or party anymore to meet people

bantx
05-28-2007, 07:11 PM
lol thats great

kalbears13
05-28-2007, 07:14 PM
LOL

message boards/chat/IM/and text have taken over. No longer do we have to talk to people straight up. I know a dude who asked a girl to prom over text. I know this 1 chich that i only talked to twice over the phone (for like 5 mins each) for like 5 months but we talked online or through text all the time.....wen we actually got together to smash it felt weird hearing her actual voice.....lol @ Brittany Spears divorcing K Fed THOUGH A TEXT.

technological words have taken over. Myspace and Facebook....who needs to go to a club or party anymore to meet people

F***ing Tom

ATLDirtyBirds
05-28-2007, 07:22 PM
LOL

message boards/chat/IM/and text have taken over. No longer do we have to talk to people straight up. I know a dude who asked a girl to prom over text. I know this 1 chich that i only talked to twice over the phone (for like 5 mins each) for like 5 months but we talked online or through text all the time.....wen we actually got together to smash it felt weird hearing her actual voice.....lol @ Brittany Spears divorcing K Fed THOUGH A TEXT.

technological words have taken over. Myspace and Facebook....who needs to go to a club or party anymore to meet people

Asking girls out via text/computer is a big no-no for me. Either in person, or on the phone.

Phrost
05-28-2007, 07:23 PM
Myspace or Facebook, first place guys always look is at the "relationship status". That sucks Sweetness.

It DOES suck, sweet sig btw.

-black
05-28-2007, 07:23 PM
Asking girls out via text/computer is a big no-no for me. Either in person, or on the phone.

at first i thought it was lame....but i dont really care anymore. I do it now, well did it...im kinda tied down again for now

MP123
05-28-2007, 07:23 PM
When I gave a speech and speech class and everybody laughed at the dumb comment I said. Oh the irony. I'm probably going to bashed for saying that.

sweetness34
05-28-2007, 07:24 PM
Asking girls out via text/computer is a big no-no for me. Either in person, or on the phone.

Well in my case I didn't have her number and she was still away at college.

-black
05-28-2007, 07:26 PM
let me put it like this

askin girls out that u just wanna smash......you can do it through whatever...word of mouth, text, IM, myspace...who cares....she just a random chick

askin a woman out that you want to build somethin with or get to know....always do it in person somehow

ATLDirtyBirds
05-28-2007, 07:28 PM
Well in my case I didn't have her number and she was still away at college.


I understand that. I'm talking about the people who know the person and are scared of rejection and do it via computer to hide themselves just in case.

drowe
05-29-2007, 07:23 AM
sweetness, if i could play devil's advocate here...reading your story, it kinda seems like this chick might be interested in you anyway. i mean, talking to chick that much without her mentioning her boyfriend is a goddamn miracle. ya know how chicks are like that. they love to talk about their boyfriends. plus, you asked her if she wanted to do something and it didn't come up the first time...i dunno man. i wouldn't abort this mission yet.

stephenson86
05-29-2007, 08:14 AM
sat on the back row of my high school exam hall, got one of them really annoying erections where u have no idea why u have it

of course given the situation it would go

end of the exam arrives

"could the students from the end of each row collect the exam papers for that row"

so here i am with a huge erection, i stand up, stick my ass out in an attempt to hide my bulge and it worked

well at least i thought it did until this girl sat to the left of me went, nice *****

good lord i was embarrassed

drowe
05-29-2007, 08:37 AM
ah yes, the spontaneous erection. i've been there....allthough, it's less than spontaneous. everyday at around 10 am, up it goes. one time, while joking around at lunch, the subject of spontaneous erections came up (get the pun) at work, and i made the mistake of telling a co-worker about the strict schedule mine seemed to follow. now, everyday at 10, i recieve at least one e-mail asking me "what's up?"

stephenson86
05-29-2007, 09:00 AM
haha, they are really bad becuase mine always comes up when i want it too least, like in swimming pools as im going to get out or when im called down for tea

not as bad as someone i know had one in the guys changing rooms...ouch

bsaza2358
05-29-2007, 10:27 AM
Spontaneous wood is part of life. You just have to deal with it. In most cases, people won't notice, but your being uncomfortable about it tends to alert attention anyway.

Vikes99ej
05-29-2007, 10:31 AM
Spontaneous wood is part of life. You just have to deal with it. In most cases, people won't notice, but your being uncomfortable about it tends to alert attention anyway.

So I should just walk around with it proudly, then? I can do that.

I always get those at work, and it's difficult, because I am always standing.

bsaza2358
05-29-2007, 10:35 AM
Well, when it hits, you have to duck down and do a quick adjustment to shield the effects, if you catch my drift. I mean, if you keep things relatively symmetrical with the cut of the pants, you shouldn't have a problem. Trust me, no one is looking at your crotch.

Vikes99ej
05-29-2007, 10:40 AM
If I'm at work. I will just go and sit behnd a counter for as long as it takes. It sucks though when I'm in the drive thru. The window is approximatley crotchal level.

bsaza2358
05-29-2007, 10:41 AM
Well, in that case, you're in a little bit of a "pickle" ha ha. You could always shield yourself behind the cash register or something.

Vikes99ej
05-29-2007, 10:45 AM
Yeah, worst case scenario I just go and hide in the kitchen. There is usually only one or two people there, and they're usually doing something. The only real place I can hide is the bathroom.

bsaza2358
05-29-2007, 11:07 AM
At least your stuff works. Look at it on the bright side.

Vikes99ej
05-29-2007, 11:20 AM
Yeah, I know. I don't even know what I would say if someone noticed. "Oops" I guess.

drowe
05-29-2007, 12:16 PM
I always get those at work, and it's difficult, because I am always standing.

thanks for saying "difficult" instead of "hard". i woulda laughed like a 12 year old.

Shiver
05-29-2007, 12:23 PM
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection."

bsaza2358
05-29-2007, 12:25 PM
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection."

"Really??? Oh, yes. Well, it's the pleats... in the pants. They cause an illusion. I'm actually taking them back right now... to the pants store..."

"Look away, everyone! Nothing to see here! Don't act like you're not impressed!"

Vikes99ej
05-29-2007, 12:36 PM
"Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection."

Ahhh, the most profilic erection embarassment ever.

Philliez01
05-29-2007, 02:28 PM
Well, when it hits, you have to duck down and do a quick adjustment to shield the effects, if you catch my drift. I mean, if you keep things relatively symmetrical with the cut of the pants, you shouldn't have a problem. Trust me, no one is looking at your crotch.

The Tuck Method, it never fails. Though sometimes, you have to do a couple "turns" to maximize the TM to it's full effect.

Mine is kinda embarassing.

I am at this girl's house ready for our first date together and I am in the "Meet the Family" bit of the relationship. She goes to my house, I go to hers (a dumbass thing to do by the way, who the hell does that outside of me?) and I have dinner there. It seems to be a nice family but I guess from all the stress beforehand, mixed in with a hot ice cream I ate before (it was summer), I started getting stomach cramps. They started off easy, then became more intense; it started to feel like I was in labor. So I am slowly sinking into the HARD WOODEN (no ****) chair but since you can't really shift in there, you are screwed. All of a sudden, I get a SbD (silent but deadly) fart. It wasn't a 10 on the Richter Scale, but it was like a 3; enough to infilitrate small rooms. But with that last "ummph" I get a strange liquid sensation. I had diarrhea. So I'm sitting there, with my legs clenched together and hoping I get a break in the action. But it never occurs and at this point, I am taking on water. Like, give me 1 minute and it's over. Thankfully, her baby brother is crying upstairs and they go up, I just ask "may I use the bathroom?" and I go.

End of story, right?


NO!

So I go back to my seat, feeling so much better and I look down and there is a tiny stain on the seat cushion. So I had no choice but to swap the cushions and make it look like I was sitting in the clean one the whole time.

It was potentially embarrasing.

Go_Eagles77
05-29-2007, 02:37 PM
Dude.... gross

UKfan
05-29-2007, 02:45 PM
Some of these stories are real bad....

I guess my worst was on the school bus as a teenager, about 15 or so. My mate pinched this girls arse who he knew I had a crush on, then he slinked away so she couldn't see him, turned and saw me.... *Slap* bang on my cheek in front of half of the school by the girl I had a crush on, yeah that sucked.

-black
05-29-2007, 03:06 PM
this is a great thread

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 07:50 PM
The same girl whose joke I stole in the very first post is the main proponent in this story.

Y........................Z
\/.......................\/
....._______.............________
.....|.........|X______|............|
.....|..........F.....|....G............|
.....|.................|..................|
.....|.................|..................|
.....|.................|..................|

The Dots are spaces. I am Z, The girl is Y and X are 2 random ELD(English Learning Deficent or something like that) kids that are sitting outside the classroom. F and G are doors to F and G classrooms. Find the probability of X given Y.

This is during finals week and I'm on my way back to G classroom from the bathroom because I finished early. I'm walking back to class when all of the sudden I hear a whistle "Whee Whoo" (Like when somebody whistles at an attractive girl.) I look over and the X guys are giggling behind the wall. She's walking behind the building and she looks and thinks it's me because the stupid kids are sitting behind the wall and I'm the only one there because everyone else is inside taking the finals. So pretty much that girl hates me now.

Scotty D
05-29-2007, 07:51 PM
New Years Party, two exchange students, my butt crack, akward farting

Paul
05-29-2007, 07:53 PM
Some of these stories are real bad....

I guess my worst was on the school bus as a teenager, about 15 or so. My mate pinched this girls arse who he knew I had a crush on, then he slinked away so she couldn't see him, turned and saw me.... *Slap* bang on my cheek in front of half of the school by the girl I had a crush on, yeah that sucked.

That's pretty f'ed up of your friend. He deserves a shot in the nuts.

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 07:59 PM
New Years Party, two exchange students, my butt crack, akward farting

Wild Three-some?

Paul
05-29-2007, 08:00 PM
Wild-Threesome?

And if so, the good kind or the bad kind?...or the really bad kind?

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 08:02 PM
And if so, the good kind or the bad kind?...or the really bad kind?

Bottle Guy Bad?

Scotty D
05-29-2007, 08:03 PM
Wild Three-some?

Nah. One was a large german girl. The other was a very petite asian. So yeah it would be embaressing if we had a threesome. The german girl looked like she was ready to go chop down a tree or something, very manly. I would have broke the korean.

Scotty D
05-29-2007, 08:04 PM
But the embaressing part was me using the bathroom which was right next to whereeveryone was hanging out, and I guess you could hear everything. Then when I bent down to put my shoes on and leave I ripped a huge fart right at em.

TitleTown088
05-29-2007, 08:33 PM
My mom always tells me that the most embarrassing moment of her life was the day I was born. I could never figure out why. I mean, my head isn't THAT big.

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 08:45 PM
My mom always tells me that the most embarrassing moment of her life was the day I was born. I could never figure out why. I mean, my head isn't THAT big.

That's what your mom said.

PalmerToCJ
05-29-2007, 09:59 PM
There are not enough embarrassing sexual stories (minus spontaneous erections). Thankfully I have none to share haha.

I've gotta say I haven't had an embarrassing moment with it yet but I'm sure my parents wonder why every morning I wake up and walk to the bathroom scratching the side of my leg haha.

I still can't think of any good embarrassing moments I've had...

-black
05-29-2007, 10:03 PM
1 time i left my windows media playing it was on music....but after the music was done playing it went to the next playlist which was porn....so basically i had big booty bouncin and moaning blasting from my computer. I came home from work and my grandma was like "go inside your room right now" and a dude nutting on a females face is the first thing i see.....my sister thought it was hilarious....we had company over too i heard and my grandma doesnt know how to work computers so she just closed my room door and had it playing the whole time our company was there

pretty embarassing

BuckNaked
05-29-2007, 10:04 PM
1 time i left my windows media playing it was on music....but after the music was done playing it went to the next playlist which was porn....so basically i had big booty bouncin and moaning blasting from my computer. I came home from work and my grandma was like "go inside your room right now" and a dude nutting on a females face is the first thing i see.....my sister thought it was hilarious....we had company over too i heard and my grandma doesnt know how to work computers so she just closed my room door and had it playing the whole time our company was there

pretty embarassing

Maybe your grandma got off to it.

-black
05-29-2007, 10:05 PM
my sister prolly would have

Paul
05-29-2007, 10:11 PM
my sister prolly would have

What??????

PalmerToCJ
05-29-2007, 10:12 PM
1 time i left my windows media playing it was on music....but after the music was done playing it went to the next playlist which was porn....so basically i had big booty bouncin and moaning blasting from my computer. I came home from work and my grandma was like "go inside your room right now" and a dude nutting on a females face is the first thing i see.....my sister thought it was hilarious....we had company over too i heard and my grandma doesnt know how to work computers so she just closed my room door and had it playing the whole time our company was there

pretty embarassing

haha that sucks pretty bad man. I'm pretty amazed that I've managed to get away with the massive porn I've looked at over the years while avoiding embarrassing moments.

-black
05-29-2007, 10:14 PM
no comment

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:20 PM
my sister prolly would have

Tell me more...

-black
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
what you wanna know?

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:25 PM
what you wanna know?

First how old she is to keep it legal.

-black
05-29-2007, 10:26 PM
16....not legal in some places

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:27 PM
16....not legal in some places

oooh. If you're not her brother...is she hot?

-black
05-29-2007, 10:27 PM
nah i'd say she's cold

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:28 PM
nah i'd say she's cold

Yeah, she's related to you so she can't be THAT good looking.

-black
05-29-2007, 10:31 PM
basically.....wanna see a pic?

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:35 PM
basically.....wanna see a pic?

yeah sure....

-black
05-29-2007, 10:35 PM
ok just scroll down

























http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg
can you have a seat rite over there

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:37 PM
ok just scroll down

























http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg
can you have a seat rite over there

HAHAHAHAH THAT SHOWS HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA. BTW I'm 17. My parents don't think it's funny but I think it's hilarious. Chris HAnson= greatest actor ever.

-black
05-29-2007, 10:38 PM
yea, their always 17:rolleyes:

PalmerToCJ
05-29-2007, 10:39 PM
LOL at the to catch a predator reference, greatest show EVER!

Ok, back on track with embarrassing moments.

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:40 PM
yea, their always 17:rolleyes:

Did you see the one guy with the turban? Freakin' hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0

BTW To Catch A Predator is embarrassing for those people.

-black
05-29-2007, 10:44 PM
a whole bunch of embarasing moments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWMYZSCBX2Q&mode=related&search=


"I dont want this cookie"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbc04uf74uw&mode=related&search=

"I dont have a last name"

LMAO

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 10:51 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq0sspghVi8

NAMBLA has too much power.

kalbears13
05-29-2007, 11:00 PM
Started a To Catch A Predator thread. Gonna beat The Office Thread.

bsaza2358
05-30-2007, 11:51 AM
I was just telling my dad about this thread, and he was laughing about it. He relayed a story that happened to my grandmother when he and my uncle (his older brother) were kids back in the early 1950's:

My grandfather worked and had a home office, and my grandmother was a stay-at-home mom. One day, my dad gets home from first grade, and the phone is ringing. My grandmother asks my father to answer the phone because she's in the bathroom, indisposed. It was some sort of sales call.

Salesman: Is your father home?
Dad: No, he's at work.
Salesman: How about your mother? May I speak with her?
Dad: My mommy's making a doody!


Faaaaaantastic!

ripdw27
05-30-2007, 08:43 PM
Woke up in the hospital with an IV attached to my arm.

I was confused and looked up to see a nurse standing over me. She said "Do you know where you are?"

I squinted at her, and said "Ummm...KB's?" (nickname for a friend of mine)

She looked at me confused, and said "No, you're in the hospital. You had too much to drink. Your parents brought you here."

My heart stopped. A few fleeting memories of what happened rushed back. I had been at a party at KB's house. I was a junior in high school and bought a 26er of Bacardi with a friend. No mix was available, so we had to drink it straight.

We took turns sipping out of the bottle. For some reason, I could chug pure rum like water that night. By the end, I'd estimate I drank about 16-18 ounces of it, the lion's share compared to my buddy. This was in the course of about 15 minutes.

It was still early, so the party was pretty small at that point. I think there was about 10 or 15 people there. I was playing Madden with my buddy who just helped me polish off the 26er. After about 15-20 minutes, we started to feel the effects.

It was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I went from being completely sober to blackout drunk within about 5 minutes. I remember starting to feel buzzed and standing up to go to the washroom. With every step I took towards the bathroom it was like I just took another 2 shots. By the time I reached the door, I blacked out. My last memory was reaching clumsily for the bathroom door handle.

What happened during my blackout is still somewhat of a mystery to me. From friends, I've managed to piece together a few parts of the night:

-The party got a LOT bigger. Probably about 75 people ended up there.

-I ended up getting kicked in the nuts REALLY hard by a guy out of nowhere. I started to berate him verbally (trying to start a fight) and he was about to step to me when a buddy (2 years older, member of the basketball team) grabbed him, dragged him outside, threw him into a snowbank, and kicked him out of the party.

-Most of my night was spent bordering on passing out while people kept an eye on me, trying to keep me awake.

-To get me to a buddy's car, it took 3 guys to carry me because I was completely dead weight. Imagine carrying a 6' 4" dead corpse into a car.

-My buddy's at this point were very concerned. They brought me home and told my parents I had drank too much. My parents freaked out. They were convinced I was on some sort of narcotic (they accused my friends of letting me do drugs).

-My parents drove me to the hospital, where I woke up a few hours later.

I went back to sleep after that brief conversation with the nurse. When I awoke again, it was morning. The IV was removed and they FORCED me to eat breakfast. After a speech about binge drinking, I left the hospital. Needless to say, my parents were pissed. At least I didn't have a hangover though (thanks to the IV).

I was the talk of the school for the next few days. I wasn't proud of myself and it sucked having to answer everybody's questions.

Everybody has that one drinking experience that teaches them to drink responsibly, mine was just a bit worse than most.

thats how mine happend, me n my friend were drinking straight cognac (courvasier) or w,e but anyway he was makin pizza n i tried to take the knife away n we were just fightin over it n i let go in the knife stabbed him less then an inch from his eye he had a black eye for about 3 weeks lol