Why you must watch what you eat...Literally

[Paul]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7007445582

Teenager Fined $750 For Ejaculating In School's Salad Dressing

May 24, 2007 9:40 p.m. EST

Nidhi Sharma - AHN Staff Writer

Wheaton, IL (AHN) - A DuPage County Judge has ordered a teenager to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients after he was found guilty of contaminating salad dressing with his semen and returning it to his high school's cafeteria.

The Judge has also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials.

AP reports that Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He confessed he took a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculated into it.

After performing the disgusting act, Castor returned the semen-contaminated bottle to the cafeteria where most of the school students eat lunch. Thankfully, there are no cases of any kinds of illness following the incident.

"I have no explanation for what I did. I felt bad after I did it," Castro said in the Court adding that the idea of the prank came into him mind after watching some movie.

[WMD]

Ha.. I wonder how he got caught.

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

haha.thats pretty funny.

[BlindSite]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This kid shouldn't have been such a pansy about it, that's gold.

[fenikz]

thats quality shiznit

and a reason why i don't like mayo or ranch

[RyanLeaf#1]

Looks like the kids got their protein that day.

[Go_Eagles77]

I knew the dressing tasted funny....

[WinslowBodden]

Ha.. I wonder how he got caught.

The guy who helped him do it of course ;)

[Shane P. Hallam]

Ha.. I wonder how he got caught.

Heh, I'm sure he told everyone he knew about it since it is hilarious.

[princefielder28]

good, I don't like salad anyways

[Shane P. Hallam]

Yeah, but I know many people in high school who put ranch dressing on random stuff...

[P-L]

Yeah, but I know many people in high school who put ranch dressing on random stuff...
Really? I remember in High School it seemed like everyone got Ranch and Ketchup for their Chicken and Fries. Luckily I didn't like the way the School's Ranch tasted so I didn't have it more than once.

[SubNoize]

I had a buddy do this on his last day at Quizno's, he hated his manager and he always ate a chicken carbonara sandwich, so my buddy bricked into the sauce and watched as his manager enjoy, thank god they always have more than 1 bottle, and the contaminated one never was used on the public... That was my fav. sandwich there until this story. Bastard!

[jballa838]

Thats why i brown bag it every day.

[jkpigskin]

thats nastayyyyyyyyy

[Damix]

Really? I remember in High School it seemed like everyone got Ranch and Ketchup for their Chicken and Fries. Luckily I didn't like the way the School's Ranch tasted so I didn't have it more than once.

It tasted that way because...

[ATLDirtyBirds]

That's gotta suck for the kids who found out that they ate it. But still, this is utterly hilarious.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

I don't know what to say about this.

[cunningham06]

That is hilarious.

[ricky bobby]

If I ate that salad dressing, I would have pounded that kid into a bloody pulp.

[Hines]

talk about that kids own kind of herbs and spices eh
hahaha

thats some funny stuff

[M1Koter]

Ha.. I wonder how he got caught.

thats what I want to know, probably bragged about it and somebody ratted him out

[GiantRutgersFan]

thats what I want to know, probably bragged about it and somebody ratted him out

you say that like its a bad thing.

[MP123]

haha.thats pretty funny.

Funny and gross at the same time.

[bored of education]

I think he should be sued for copyright infringement, I've been doing this **** for years