Tank Johnson had 162 beef sticks in his mouth while in jail

[BPSL-Baller]

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/406124,CST-NWS-tank30.article


he spent $700 on snacks in 60 days. Heres the entire bill


Beef sticks 162
Honey buns 40
Summer sausage 35
Chips 35
Coffee 22
Fruit punch 10
Tuna fish 10
Jalapeno cheese spread 9
Tortillas 9
Refried beans 6
Cookies 6
Reese's cups 5
Lemonade 5
Swiss rolls 4
Dill pickles 3
Sugar 3
Cream 3
Oatmeal sandwiches 3
Bag of Jolly Ranchers 2
Butterfingers 2
Peanut butter bars 2
Cupcakes 1

[UKfan]

This thread name had me quite worried, yet I clicked it anyway... :S

[Moses]

What is a beef stick?

[JoeMontainya]

a slim jim basically

[Michigan]

what's an oatmeal sandwich?

[duckseason]

No Ramens? You can't make a proper spread without some ramen noodles. Sounds like Tank needs to step up his canteen culinary game.

[duckseason]

what's an oatmeal sandwich?
It's like a cookie. Two oatmeal pattie things with some cream in the middle. Nasty.

[awfullyquiet]

and by nasty you mean delicious.

[NYmoney]

It's like a cookie. Two oatmeal pattie things with some cream in the middle. Nasty.

wrong. it's very good.

[duckseason]

Nah. That crap is nasty. But I'm not big on sweets at all. That cream filling is downright cloying. If I'm gonna eat something sweet, I want it to be a bit more subtle. Plus, the ingredients in processed foods like that are just really worthless. But the same can be said for every other product you'll find on a canteen list.

[Eaglez.Fan]

Whats the big deal, the guy eats.

[Scotty D]

What he put the cheese spread on? Everything?

[duckseason]

Whats the big deal, the guy eats.

Yeah, that list is about what you'd expect to see after 2 months. He's gotta feed himself somehow. No way was he getting nearly enough calories from the standard meals.

[SeanTaylorRIP]

What he put the cheese spread on? Everything?

The Tortillas, for a 300+ pound man for 2 months this isn't nearly as much food as some are making it out to be.

[duckseason]

The Tortillas, for a 300+ pound man for 2 months this isn't nearly as much food as some are making it out to be.

Yeah, I guarantee I'd go through far more than just 9 cheese spreads in 2 months. Sounds like tank really liked his beef though. If I were an athlete like him, I probably would've utilized the tuna and dehydrated beans a lot more. I don't think he really cares though.

[bearsfan_51]

He was probably buying some for his cellmates so that they wouldn't try to shank his ass. I'd sacrifice a oatmeal cookie to keep my pooper safe.

[High Roller]

The Tortillas, for a 300+ pound man for 2 months this isn't nearly as much food as some are making it out to be.

162 beef sticks is pretty fat imo.

Love the 1 Cupcake at the end.

[Boston]

He was probably buying some for his cellmates so that they wouldn't try to shank his ass. I'd sacrifice a oatmeal cookie to keep my pooper safe.

Yeah, he's going to have to worry about his pooper in prison...

[The Dynasty]

I dont i have even had 162 slim jims in my life....I wonder what his weight is. 300 to 335 probably lol.

[bearsfan_51]

Yeah, he's going to have to worry about his pooper in prison...
He's out. He's been out for a few weeks now.

[duckseason]

I dont i have even had 162 slim jims in my life....I wonder what his weight is. 300 to 335 probably lol.

Yeah, that is a lot. But you probably eat quite a bit of meat in a 2 month span too. Or at least most people do. He just didn't have much to choose from when it came to the protein department.

[TitleTown088]

He's out. He's been out for a few weeks now.

He's a damn NFL D-lineman. Who's going to rape him? The entire C block?

[duckseason]

He was either in PC, or out there signing autographs for everybody including the staff.

[Moses]

He's a damn NFL D-lineman. Who's going to rape him? The entire C block?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/90/Pb_bagwell.png/250px-Pb_bagwell.png

[jag]

If I was in isolation and loaded like him, I'd spend my time eating all day too.

[bearsfan_51]

http://user.chol.com/~jsw1/PIC/Sailor_Bubba.jpg

[Michigan]

http://user.chol.com/~jsw1/PIC/Sailor_Bubba.jpg

why? :( (10 char)

[duckseason]

why did I just repost this giant picture of a fat chomo just so I could ask why?:( (10 char)

Only you can answer that question, my friend.

[Green Bay Scat]

oh so thats what 51 does on his weekends... I love the fact that no one is staring at him, like its a normal thing, hense the weekends

[TitleTown088]

oh so thats what 51 does on his weekends... I love the fact that no one is staring at him, like its a normal thing, hense the weekends

BF doesn't have weekends he's too busy with all the games on the road.

[Acreboy]

This thread name had me quite worried, yet I clicked it anyway... :SI know, had me wondering too.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

mmm beefy.

[bantx]

wtf 1 cup cake

[jriles0522]

thats only what 2-3 a day? thats not bad for a 300+ pounder. Whats the big deal?

[jkpigskin]

o man,

this made me laugh

[bearsfan_51]

BF doesn't have weekends he's too busy with all the games on the road.
Huh?? You're going to have to spell that one out for me...I don't follow.

[TPFKA#1SaintsFan]

He was probably buying some for his cellmates so that they wouldn't try to shank his ass. I'd sacrifice a oatmeal cookie to keep my pooper safe.

Hahaha... totally sig worthy.

[fenikz]

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/406124,CST-NWS-tank30.article


he spent $700 on snacks in 60 days. Heres the entire bill


Beef sticks 162
Honey buns 40
Summer sausage 35
Chips 35
Coffee 22
Fruit punch 10
Tuna fish 10
Jalapeno cheese spread 9
Tortillas 9
Refried beans 6
Cookies 6
Reese's cups 5
Lemonade 5
Swiss rolls 4
Dill pickles 3
Sugar 3
Cream 3
Oatmeal sandwiches 3
Bag of Jolly Ranchers 2
Butterfingers 2
Peanut butter bars 2
Cupcakes 1


this list is just full of sexual innuendos

the Jalapeño Cheese Spread sounds kinky

[mcdlaxbonz13]

Yeah, that is a lot. But you probably eat quite a bit of meat in a 2 month span too. Or at least most people do. He just didn't have much to choose from when it came to the protein department.

well there is one way to get your protein in prison,

[-black]

Nah. That crap is nasty. But I'm not big on sweets at all. That cream filling is downright cloying. If I'm gonna eat something sweet, I want it to be a bit more subtle. Plus, the ingredients in processed foods like that are just really worthless. But the same can be said for every other product you'll find on a canteen list.

your taste buds suck, oatmeal pies are incredibly good

[awfullyquiet]

yeah, he's somewhere around 300

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://user.chol.com/%7Ejsw1/PIC/Sailor_Bubba.jpg

Is it bad that I know that's Sailor Moon?

[mcdlaxbonz13]

no u just watched to much toonami as a kid, which alot of us are guilty of