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  • My Mock Brings all the boys to the yard....

    and there like

    1- Oakland Raiders - Calvin Johnson WR

    Football Gods frown, financial gods smile.

    2- Detroit Lions - Brady Quinn's Sister QB

    This has the potential to make the NFC north a slightly interesting division.

    3- Cleveland Browns - Adrian Peterson RB

    Good pick for cleveland until he tears MCL, ACL, PCL in both knees and gets the plague.

    3- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Joe Thomas LT

    from freezing wisconsin to kick ass tampa.. how do you get anymore lucky? Seriously.

    5- Arizona Cardinals - Gaines Adams DE

    as one dimensional as dwight freeney but not half as good.

    6- Washington Redskins - Alan Branch DT

    This is who we should pick here.. if there's a god in heaven we won't go with leon hall unless we trade down.

    7- Minnesota Vikings -

    I think brad childress is stupid and he looks like a pedophile. My early prediction is that he trades the pick for some kiddie porn.

    8- Houston Texans - JaMarcus Russel QB -

    if they drop carr and go for jake the snake - beard hero... i say WHY NOT?

    9- Miami Dolphins - Leon Hall CB

    This pick makes too much sense for the phins, but since saban is gone... who knows.

    10- Atlanta Falcons - Jamaal Anderson DE

    I like Jamaal Anderson. If Branch is off the board he's who i want the skins to go after. Kerney replacement i guess.

    11- San Francisco 49ers - Dwayne Jarret -

    yeah they have other needs whatever...

    12- Buffalo Bills - Patrick Willis MLB

    Just imagine willis on willis action. I'm sorry that was really ________. I think I'm above the law because I fought the censor. Well, the censor won.


    I dunno... some other stuff probably happens.... marsshawn lynch to the pack... uh other stuff too. I'll finish later.

    EDIT - Part two: The Continuing Saga.... Continues.

    13. St. Louis Rams - Reggie Nelson

    I'm not sure if this is a need or not... but i'm rolling with it. Nelson brings the rams the cool they need and have been lacking since Marc Bulger took over qb... seriously, he looks like a nerd... if i ever meet him in real life i'm going to demand his lunch money at which point i will have my ass kicked. Then i will sue Marc Bulger get lots of money and live out my life dream sitting around smoking weed and doing nothing. Life is good.

    14. Carolina Panthers - one of the recievers not named ted ginn jr

    I think John Fox is old which has nothing to do with anything... i just thought i would mention that. Also i read on scott's mock that the pantero's might drop colbert/keyshawn in which case a wr wouldn't be much of a strech so i'm going to roll with that.

    15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Adam Carriker DE

    Yeah.. the steelers... tomlin? c2? I have no idea what i'm saying.

    16. Green Bay Packers - Tedward Ginn Jr Esquire WR

    Everyone has marshawn lynch here... i'm just saying no, in the most ridiculous way possible.

    17. Jacksonville Jaguars - LaRon Landry S

    I like his last name and it reminded me i needed to do some. Seriously.

    18. Cincinnati Bengals - Darrelle Revis

    Revis rhymes with beavis and cincinnati is full of buttheads. I just made that up.. i like it.

    19. Tennessee Titans - Sidney Rice WR

    I'm going to laugh when Vince Young sucks next year. Silly tits.

    20. New York Giants - Amobi Okoye DT

    Everyone is saying LB... i'm saying William Joseph sucks. To the giants fan who said that they would go o-16.. god i hope so.

    aCT 3?

    21. Denver Broncos – DE Charles Johnson

    Jay Cutler looks like 12 years old... i considered making it so the vikings traded for him. But i was high at the time i wrote the first 8 or so, so i wasn't looking to far ahead into the future.

    22. Dallas Cowboys –

    I hate the cowboys in my mock they don't get a pick... in fact in my mock a meteor strikes texas stadium during practice so the cowboys no longer exist.

    23. Kansas City Chiefs – a reciever of some kind.

    Damon Huard is the cooles! I've never understood why they benched him T-Rent. Isn't huard like 10-3 as a starter? He went like 5-1 for miami and 5-2 for the chiefs? As a UW fan i can't believe he hasn't gotten more chances... he played godly at washington.

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    You're Satan! :)


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    • #3
      Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.

      bonekrusher on the sig magic
      <beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
      <JBond> laughing so hard I am crying

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BeansDooma
        Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.
        Too bad this will be locked soon.

        sig by BoneKrusher

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        • #5
          nice lions pick


          Lionsmack

          Originally posted by elway777
          They should invite Reggie Ball to the Draft just to make him feel uncomfortable.
          The Lions will sweep the Vikings in 2007.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by dcrls
            nice lions pick
            Imagine AJ Hawk vs Quinn's sister twice a year. He's a beast so he would probably full out crush his own girl.

            sig by BoneKrusher

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            • #7
              See u in hell

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              • #8
                Re: My Mock Brings all the boys to the yard....

                Originally posted by McBain
                7- Minnesota Vikings -

                I think brad childress is stupid and he looks like a pedophile. My early prediction is that he trades the pick for some kiddie porn.

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                • #9
                  Good pick for the Bills. I like the explanations


                  Originally Posted by scottyboy
                  my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                  But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BeansDooma
                    Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.

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                    • #11
                      Peterson gets Leukemia, not the plague.

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                      • #12
                        VERY good oakland pick


                        "Just Win Baby"- Al Davis
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                        • #13
                          I did a few more picks.

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                          • #14
                            Re: My Mock Brings all the boys to the yard....

                            Originally posted by McBain
                            18. Cincinnati Bengals - Darrelle Revis

                            Revis rhymes with beavis and cincinnati is full of buttheads. I just made that up.. i like it.

                            .
                            LMFAO
                            Jamaal Charles is the best RB in the NFL

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                            • #15
                              Since when is the word gay censored? It switched it to cool. Wtf?

                              Seriously... this is pissing me off!

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