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  • Longest Poop of My Life: The Mock Draft.

    It was taco night about three hours ago...
    I've been sitting in my bathrooms squirting flames for awhile now & as my a$$ slowly grows numb, I decided to make a NEW MOCK!

    1) Jimmy Clausen, QB - Rams
    2) Ndamukong Suh, DT - Lions
    3) Gerald McCoy, DT - Bucs
    4) Russell Okung, OT - Redskins
    5) Sean Weatherspoon, LB - Chiefs
    6) CJ Spiller, RB - Seahawks
    7) Sam Bradford, QB - Browns
    8) Eric Berry, FS - Raiders
    9) Dez Bryant, WR - Bills
    10) Brandon Graham, DE - Jaguars
    11) Joe Haden, CB - Broncos
    12) Sergio Kindle, OLB - Dolphins
    13) Mike Iupati, OG - 49ers
    14) Taylor Mays, SS - Seahawks
    15) Rolando McClain, ILB - Giants
    16) Everson Griffen, DE - Titans
    17) Earl Thomas, FS - 49ers
    18) Trent Williams, RT - Steelers
    19) Derrick Morgan, DE - Falcons
    20) Ryan Matthews, RB - Texans
    21) Demaryius Thomas, WR - Bengals
    22) Jason Pierre-Paul, DE - Patriots
    23) Bryan Bulaga, OT - Packers
    24) Carlos Dunlap, DE - Eagles
    25) Jermaine Gresham, TE - Ravens
    26) Bruce Campbell, OT - Cardinals
    27) Jared Odrick, DT - Cowboys
    28) Dan Williams, DT - Chargers
    29) Arrelious Benn, WR - Jets
    30) Kyle Wilson, CB - Vikings
    31) Brian Price, DT - Colts
    32) Sean Lee, LB - Saints
    GO RAVENS

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    • #3
      Sweeeeeeet Vikings pick.


      www.minnesotavikingsnation.com

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      • #4
        that's an interesting KC pick that's for sure

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Pitt View Post
          hahahaha this picture says it all for your poop and rams pick

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          • #6
            Kyle Wilson will do.

            Bonekrusher.

            Originally posted by JordanTaber
            Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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            • #7
              I still believe Clausen will be the #1 pick.
              Bradford at #1 is a smoke screen & his durability and arm strength won't be able to lead an NFL team from the get go.
              GO RAVENS

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              • #8
                The Chiefs pick is from out in left field.

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                • #9
                  What the other Chiefs posters said.. I wouldn't hate Weatherspoon on the Chiefs though.

                  Originally posted by fenikz
                  His soft D really turns me off
                  ** RIP themaninblack. You will be missed. **

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by GoRavens View Post
                    It was taco night about three hours ago...
                    I've been sitting in my bathrooms squirting flames for awhile now & as my a$$ slowly grows numb, I decided to make a NEW MOCK!

                    1) Jimmy Clausen, QB - Rams
                    2) Ndamukong Suh, DT - Lions
                    3) Gerald McCoy, DT - Bucs
                    4) Russell Okung, OT - Redskins
                    5) Sean Weatherspoon, LB - Chiefs
                    6) CJ Spiller, RB - Seahawks
                    7) Sam Bradford, QB - Browns
                    8) Eric Berry, FS - Raiders
                    9) Dez Bryant, WR - Bills
                    10) Brandon Graham, DE - Jaguars
                    11) Joe Haden, CB - Broncos
                    12) Sergio Kindle, OLB - Dolphins
                    13) Mike Iupati, OG - 49ers
                    14) Taylor Mays, SS - Seahawks
                    15) Rolando McClain, ILB - Giants
                    16) Everson Griffen, DE - Titans
                    17) Earl Thomas, FS - 49ers
                    18) Trent Williams, RT - Steelers
                    19) Derrick Morgan, DE - Falcons
                    20) Ryan Matthews, RB - Texans
                    21) Demaryius Thomas, WR - Bengals
                    22) Jason Pierre-Paul, DE - Patriots
                    23) Bryan Bulaga, OT - Packers
                    24) Carlos Dunlap, DE - Eagles
                    25) Jermaine Gresham, TE - Ravens
                    26) Bruce Campbell, OT - Cardinals
                    27) Jared Odrick, DT - Cowboys
                    28) Dan Williams, DT - Chargers
                    29) Arrelious Benn, WR - Jets
                    30) Kyle Wilson, CB - Vikings
                    31) Brian Price, DT - Colts
                    32) Sean Lee, LB - Saints
                    Nothing says "squirting flames for awhile" like having Jimmy Clausen go 1st overall.

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                    • #11
                      Yuck.






                      To the Seahawks draft and the pooping.
                      "Oh **** it's Kam, RUN!!!"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GoRavens View Post
                        32) Sean Lee, LB - Saints
                        please tell me this is a joke


                        Saints 2014 draft wish list:
                        - No pass rusher till the fourth round (or preferably at all)
                        - Corner or Wideout in the first
                        - No reaching
                        - No Kelvin Benjamin

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                        • #13
                          I would be really happy if JPP fell to us, he could be a nice OLB in my opinion.

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                          • #14
                            Thomas is a reach at 21 and WR is not a 1st Round need anymore with signing of Bryant

                            Pierre-Paul, Pouncey, or Price would be better picks


                            RIP themaninblack

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by vidae View Post
                              What the other Chiefs posters said.. I wouldn't hate Weatherspoon on the Chiefs though.
                              oh I don't hate it just the first time I've seen it.a bit surprised

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