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  • My Depressing Mock for a Post 9/11 World

    I entered this into the Contest. I made a couple picks with a trade in mind.. You clearly don't know what trade I projected. I also got depressed because I couldn't find a spot that I liked for Marshawn Lynch.. and Levi Brown fell way to far. Don't even pay attention to Round 2. As a matter of fact, don't pay attention to anything after pick 22 or so.. at that point in the draft, I started asking my Suicidal Cousin with Down Syndrome for advice.. I know it's bad (except for the Lions picks).. Anyways, here goes. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

    Round 1

    1) Oakland Raiders: JaMarcus Russell, QB, Louisiana State - Junior
    2) Detroit Lions: Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech - Junior
    3) Cleveland Browns: Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame - Senior
    4) Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Joe Thomas, OT, Wisconsin - Senior
    5) Arizona Cardinals: Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson - Senior
    6) Washington Redskins: LaRon Landry, S, Louisiana State - Senior
    7) Minnesota Vikings: Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma - Junior
    * Atlanta Falcons (from Houston): Patrick Willis, LB, Ole Miss - Senior
    9) Miami Dolphins: Joe Staley, OT, Central Michigan - Senior
    *10) Houston Texans (from Atlanta): Amobi Okoye, DT, Louisville - Senior
    11) San Francisco 49ers: Adam Carriker, DE, Nebraska - Senior
    12) Buffalo Bills: Paul Posluszny, LB, Penn State - Senior
    13) St. Louis Rams: Alan Branch, DT, Michigan - Junior
    14) Carolina Panthers: Reggie Nelson, S, Florida - Junior
    15) Pittsburgh Steelers: Jamaal Anderson, DE, Arkansas - Junior
    16) Green Bay Packers: Ted Ginn Jr., WR, Ohio State - Junior
    17) Jacksonville Jaguars: Darrelle Revis, CB, Pittsburgh - Junior
    1 Cincinnati Bengals: Leon Hall, CB, Michigan - Senior
    19) Tennessee Titans: Robert Meachem, WR, Tennessee - Junior
    20) New York Giants: Jon Beason, LB, Miami - Junior
    21) Denver Broncos: Jarvis Moss, DE, Florida - Senior
    22) Dallas Cowboys: Dwayne Jarrett, WR, Southern California - Senior
    23) Kansas City Chiefs: Levi Brown, OT, Penn State - Senior
    *24) New England Patriots (from Seattle): Michael Griffin, S, Texas - Senior
    25) New York Jets: Greg Olsen, TE, Miami - Junior
    26) Philadelphia Eagles: Eric Weddle, S, Utah - Senior
    27) New Orleans Saints: Chris Houston, CB, Arkansas - Junior
    2 New England Patriots: David Harris, LB, Michigan - Senior
    29) Baltimore Ravens: Lawrence Timmons, LB, Florida state - Junior
    30) San Diego Chargers: Dwayne Bowe, WR, Louisiana State - Senior
    31) Chicago Bears: Aaron Ross, CB, Texas - Senior
    32) Indianapolis Colts: Justin Harrell, DT, Tennessee - Senior

    Round 2

    33) Oakland Raiders: Justin Blalock, OG, Texas - Senior
    34) Detroit Lions: Brandon Meriweather, S, Miami - Senior
    35) Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Anthony Spencer, DE, Purdue - Senior
    36) Cleveland Browns: Marshawn Lynch, RB, California - Junior
    *37) Chicago Bears (from Washington/New York Jets): Ben Grubbs, OG, Auburn - Senior
    3 Arizona Cardinals: Ryan Kalil, C, Southern California - Senior
    *39) Atlanta Falcons (from Houston): Victor Abiamiri, DE, Notre Dame - Senior
    40) Miami Dolphins: Quentin Moses, DE, Georgia - Senior
    41) Minnesota Vikings: Marcus McCauley, CB, Fresno State - Senior
    42) San Francisco 49ers: Sidney Rice, WR, South Carolina - Sophomore
    43) Buffalo Bills: Zach Miller, TE, Arizona State - Junior
    44) Atlanta Falcons: Tony Ugoh, OT, Arkansas - Senior
    45) Carolina Panthers: Charles Johnson, DE, Georgia - Junior
    46) Pittsburgh Steelers: Justin Durant, LB, Hampton - Senior
    47) Green Bay Packers: Antonio Pittman, RB, Ohio State - Junior
    4 Jacksonville Jaguars: Tim Crowder, DE, Texas - Senior
    49) Cincinnati Bengals: DeMarcus Tyler, DT, North Carolina State - Senior
    50) Tennessee Titans: Buster Davis, LB, Florida State - Senior
    51) New York Giants: Arron Sears, OT, Tennessee - Senior
    52) St. Louis Rams: Trent Edwards, QB, Stanford - Senior
    53) Dallas Cowboys: Tanard Jackson, CB, Syracuse - Senior
    54) Kansas City Chiefs: Jason Hill, WR, Washington State - Senior
    55) Seattle Seahawks: Ray McDonald, DT, Florida - Senior
    56) Denver Broncos: Ryan Harris, OT, Notre Dame - Senior
    57) Philadelphia Eagles: Brian Leonard, FB, Rutgers - Senior
    5 New Orleans Saints: Ben Patrick, TE, Delaware - Senior
    59) New York Jets: LaMarr Woodley, DE, Michigan - Senior
    *60) Miami Dolphins (from New England): Josh Beekman, OG, Boston College - Senior
    61) Baltimore Ravens: Drew Stanton, QB, Michigan State - Senior
    62) San Diego Chargers: Eric Wright, CB, UNLV - Junior
    *63) New York Jets (from Chicago): James Marten, OT, Boston College - Senior
    *64) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from Indianapolis): Samson Satele, C, Hawaii - Senior

  • #2
    What a horrible mock those Ravens picks are the worst yet.....go die :)
    HALL OF FAMER!
    PUT ART MODELL IN THE HALL OF FAME!
    JUSTIN BLACKMON IS A GOLDEN GOD!

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    • #3
      Let it be known that I was sent from the Devil to try and ruin the Ravens franchise..

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      • #4
        Well you've done a bang up job with this piece of trash filth!! :)
        HALL OF FAMER!
        PUT ART MODELL IN THE HALL OF FAME!
        JUSTIN BLACKMON IS A GOLDEN GOD!

        Xbox Live - Kevown8999

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        • #5
          Stop smiling at me, you pervert. And I'm going to tell your manager that your sig is still up.

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          • #6
            SSHHH Keep it on the hush!!!

            Anywho in all honesty, I would love to get Timmons in rd 1, however not a big Drew Stanton fan.......oh and btw :)
            HALL OF FAMER!
            PUT ART MODELL IN THE HALL OF FAME!
            JUSTIN BLACKMON IS A GOLDEN GOD!

            Xbox Live - Kevown8999

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            • #7
              lions wont take merriweather, unless he comes with a cheerleading squad for free, and a MLB named Willis.

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              • #8
                Yeah, you can thank my Suicidal Cousin with Down Syndrome for those picks.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lions WMD View Post
                  Yeah, you can thank my Suicidal Cousin with Down Syndrome for those picks.
                  okay, tell him I said thanks.

                  Sig by Fenikz

                  I remember NFLDC
                  don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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