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    Chuck Norris Status with all these sayings.

    The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is.

    T-Mobile has been in contact with Champ Bailey to provide their nationwide coverage.

    The movie "Catch me if you can" would have been a hell of a lot shorter if Champ Bailey was in it.

    Barry Bonds tested positive for Champ Bailey.

    On the seventh day, God rested and turned on the football game. He saw Champ Bailey and said, "Dear Me, what have I done!?"

    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Champ Bailey calls this "any given Sunday."

    Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone.

    Every player that has ever caught a pass over Champ Bailey is now under official investigation by the NFL for performance-enhancing drugs.

    All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey.

    When Champ Bailey goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets.

    Champ Bailey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Champ Bailey.

    The only thing Champ Bailey can't do is work in law enforcement. He refuses to undercover.

    Glue is made from Champ Bailey's sweat.

    Champ Bailey isn't black, he is a shadow.

    Champ Bailey's football jersey has been issued to all US soldiers overseas to be worn as a bullet proof vest.

    Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull.

    Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide.

    Ninjas are Champ Bailey in training.

    The next edition of Madden NFL will feature five difficulties: Rookie, Pro, All-Pro, All-Madden, and Champ Bailey.

    Champ Bailey does not wear pads to protect himself, he wears them to protect others.

    CB doesn't stand for cornerback, it stands for Champ Bailey.

    Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey.

    Wide Receivers reported being unable to see around champ bailey. His coverage is so lockdown not even light could escape.

    Baltimore: 7-4

  • #2
    "Barry Bonds tested positive for Champ Bailey."

    Haha.:)

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    • #3
      huh, I have to write some of those down.

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      • #4
        please...I can put any CB in there and most of em would work...
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        • #5
          Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey.
          that one's old...it's been used by the Bears for a while...

          Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by the Bears Defense.

          it was better then...

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          • #6
            Psh some of these are copies of ones on colehamelsfacts.com, Cole Hamels is the originator...
            Is that a rash?



            Give JKPIGSKIN credit for this masterpiece

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            • #7
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              Champ Bailey Is Just A P.i.m.p!
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              • #8
                it had some good ones

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by PackerLegend View Post
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                  Champ Bailey Is Just A P.i.m.p!
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                  • #10
                    champ bailey is the MANN

                    haha he covers the blankets thats pretty funny
                    i dont play on all madden any more, i play on champ bailey haha
                    man that is good stuff 300,000 x better then chuck norris haha
                    Bubba kush for breakfast, with my captain crunch
                    I smoke ten blunts before lunch
                    Gucci Mane

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Canadian_kid16 View Post
                      please...I can put any CB in there and most of em would work...
                      Really? let's try that.


                      T-Mobile has been in contact with Deltha O'Neal to provide their nationwide coverage.
                      doesn't work quite as well, does it?

                      All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of R.W. McQuarters.
                      Yeah, not really sounding the same...

                      When Stanley Wilson goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets.
                      Uh, no.

                      CB doesn't stand for cornerback, it stands for Leigh Bodden.
                      Haha snort

                      Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Jason David.
                      I rest my case.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Canadian_kid16 View Post
                        please...I can put any CB in there and most of em would work...
                        like this?:


                        The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Terence Newman is.

                        T-Mobile has been in contact with Terence Newman to provide their nationwide coverage.

                        The movie "Catch me if you can" would have been a hell of a lot shorter if Terence Newman was in it.

                        Barry Bonds tested positive for Terence Newman.

                        On the seventh day, God rested and turned on the football game. He saw Terence Newman and said, "Dear Me, what have I done!?"

                        Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Terence Newman calls this "any given Sunday."

                        Terence Newman has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone.

                        Every player that has ever caught a pass over Terence Newman is now under official investigation by the NFL for performance-enhancing drugs.

                        All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Terence Newman.

                        When Terence Newman goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets.

                        Terence Newman's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Champ Bailey.

                        The only thing Terence Newman can't do is work in law enforcement. He refuses to undercover.

                        Glue is made from Terence Newman's sweat.

                        Terence Newman isn't black, he is a shadow.

                        Terence Newman's football jersey has been issued to all US soldiers overseas to be worn as a bullet proof vest.

                        Terence Newman decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull.

                        Terence Newman is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide.

                        Ninjas are Terence Newman in training.

                        The next edition of Madden NFL will feature five difficulties: Rookie, Pro, All-Pro, All-Madden, and Terence Newman.

                        Terence Newman does not wear pads to protect himself, he wears them to protect others.

                        Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Terence Newman.

                        Wide Receivers reported being unable to see around Terence Newman. His coverage is so lockdown not even light could escape.



                        I like them better......

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                        • #13
                          Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Ahmad Carroll calls this "any given Sunday."


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                          • #14
                            Did he really say these things? Well, that makes him one of my favorite players then.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                              Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Ahmad Carroll calls this "any given Sunday."
                              I can honestly say I did not expect to hear an Ahmad Carroll joke in this thread. Well done, well done.

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