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  • NFLs All Freak Team

    Make your NFL team with all freakish athletes. No Vick.

    Mine would be:

    QB: Jamarcus Russell - Freakish arm, freakishly slow at getting signed
    RB: Ronnie Brown - That big, that fast, it should be unfair....
    (Honorable Mention: Travis "I have 9 Illegitimate Children" Henry, how freakish is that?)
    FB:
    WR1: Randy Moss - He still has it
    WR2: Calvin Johnson - Randy 2.0
    TE: Vernon Davis - Fast as a wr, strong as ol, open field vision like a kr, he's a TE, no he's a wr, no he's a weapon... no he is always injured, so who gives a damn.
    RT: Joe Staley - fastest offensive tackle in the game
    RG: Shawn Andrews - Jeez this guy in humongous
    C: Jeremy Newberry - Can anyone think of any offensive lineman who have ever been more injured than this guy? And he is STILL starting!! FREAK
    LG: Robert Gallery - It used to be Larry Allen bc he eats children, but athletically, Gallery takes the cake.
    LT: Ogden - Mt of a man

    LE: Julius Peppers - Better than the original freak (Kearse)
    DT: Shaun Rodgers - HUGE and can do just about everything, when he feels like it
    NT: Haloti Ngata - He's huge and he can move
    RE: Mario Williams - Peppers V2 which really makes him Freak V2.5 (or something), Shawn Merriman would have been here, but I didn't want to put any asterisks.
    LOLB: Julian Peterson - Manny Lawson might have the fastest 40 time on the field, but Julian Peterson has actually played 4 positions in one game (DE, LB, CB, and S)
    MLB: Brian Urlacher - 250 lbs and can run like a gazelle
    ROLB: Adalius Thomas - Because he has to be on this list
    CB: Nate Clements - Size of a safety, covers like corner
    CB2: Fabian Washington - Who says track stars can't play?
    FS: Bob Sanders - Bc at any given time, he is one of the smallest players on the field, and he will knock the crap out of anyone.
    SS: Sean Taylor - 36=BEAST

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    Niners fan?

    haha
    Originally posted by Paul
    Eli's opportunity to become a legend.
    Originally posted by Vikes99ej
    These last 50 seconds will define Eli Manning.
    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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    • #3
      I was going to say Winslow at tight end then I realized how ******** the rest of the list was so I exclude Winslow from this list.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by WinslowBodden View Post
        I was going to say Winslow at tight end then I realized how ******** the rest of the list was so I exclude Winslow from this list.
        You're forgetting Jermaine Wiggins.

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        • #5
          just to make your Joe Staley comment look stupid, Allen Barbre ran a 4.8 in the camps, so no Staley not the fastest.

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          • #6
            How dare you even think of stealing Howard Mudd

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            • #7
              Ronnie Brown for freak RB?

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              • #8
                Stick Allen Barbe and Tony Moll in there (some homerism but theyre fast too, if not faster and very strong)



                Sig thanks to Bonekrusher

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                • #9
                  QB Jamarcus Russell 6'6 260
                  RB Steven Jackson 6'2 245
                  FB Greg Jones 6'1 255
                  WR1 Randy Moss 6'4 205
                  WR2 Calvin Johnson 6'5 240
                  TE Vernon Davis 6'3 260
                  OT Langston Walker 6'8 366
                  RG Shawn Andrews 6'4 340
                  C LeCharles Bentley 6'2 310
                  LG Leonard Davis 6'6 370
                  LT Jonatham Ogden 6'9 345

                  LE Julius Peppers 6'6 280
                  NT John Henderson 6'7 325
                  RE Mario Williams 6'7 290
                  ROLB Shawne Merriman 6'4 272
                  ILB Brian Urlacher 6'4 250
                  ILB Adalius Thomas 6'3 270
                  LOLB Jevon Kearse 6'4 265
                  CB Chris McCalister 6'1 205
                  CB Champ Bailey 6'0 195
                  FS Sean Taylor 6'3 225
                  SS Adrian Wilson 6'3 230

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by PACKmanN View Post
                    just to make your Joe Staley comment look stupid, Allen Barbre ran a 4.8 in the camps, so no Staley not the fastest.
                    Camps times are about unofficial as prodays so, Joe Staley ran a 4.79 at his. I sure look stupid... I showed you my link, now you show me yours.
                    proday.http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2938899

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                    • #11
                      Shawn Merriman should be in there somewhere. So should Brian Moorman. He is amazingly fast


                      Originally Posted by scottyboy
                      my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                      But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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                      • #12
                        Starting at guard...






                        You said freaks right?

                        stephenson86

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JF4 View Post
                          Starting at guard...






                          You said freaks right?
                          he got a haircut but he still haunts my dreams.

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                          • #14
                            Matt Jones, people. Dude runs a 4.49, all while being 6'6" and white. That's right, he's a white freak.

                            BEEEAAAASSSSTTTT.

                            by BoneKrusher
                            <DG> how metal unseen
                            <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bills2083 View Post
                              Shawn Merriman should be in there somewhere. So should Brian Moorman. He is amazingly fast
                              i think he isn't in there because people forget he is fast they only remember that he looks cool flying like 4-5 yards after a more impressively fast big man runs into him. a.k.a. sean taylor.


                              Silverback....still the best.

                              +rep to Jakey for the sig

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