Make your NFL team with all freakish athletes. No Vick.
Mine would be:
QB: Jamarcus Russell - Freakish arm, freakishly slow at getting signed
RB: Ronnie Brown - That big, that fast, it should be unfair....
(Honorable Mention: Travis "I have 9 Illegitimate Children" Henry, how freakish is that?)
FB:
WR1: Randy Moss - He still has it
WR2: Calvin Johnson - Randy 2.0
TE: Vernon Davis - Fast as a wr, strong as ol, open field vision like a kr, he's a TE, no he's a wr, no he's a weapon... no he is always injured, so who gives a damn.
RT: Joe Staley - fastest offensive tackle in the game
RG: Shawn Andrews - Jeez this guy in humongous
C: Jeremy Newberry - Can anyone think of any offensive lineman who have ever been more injured than this guy? And he is STILL starting!! FREAK
LG: Robert Gallery - It used to be Larry Allen bc he eats children, but athletically, Gallery takes the cake.
LT: Ogden - Mt of a man
LE: Julius Peppers - Better than the original freak (Kearse)
DT: Shaun Rodgers - HUGE and can do just about everything, when he feels like it
NT: Haloti Ngata - He's huge and he can move
RE: Mario Williams - Peppers V2 which really makes him Freak V2.5 (or something), Shawn Merriman would have been here, but I didn't want to put any asterisks.
LOLB: Julian Peterson - Manny Lawson might have the fastest 40 time on the field, but Julian Peterson has actually played 4 positions in one game (DE, LB, CB, and S)
MLB: Brian Urlacher - 250 lbs and can run like a gazelle
ROLB: Adalius Thomas - Because he has to be on this list
CB: Nate Clements - Size of a safety, covers like corner
CB2: Fabian Washington - Who says track stars can't play?
FS: Bob Sanders - Bc at any given time, he is one of the smallest players on the field, and he will knock the crap out of anyone.
SS: Sean Taylor - 36=BEAST
Mine would be:
QB: Jamarcus Russell - Freakish arm, freakishly slow at getting signed
RB: Ronnie Brown - That big, that fast, it should be unfair....
(Honorable Mention: Travis "I have 9 Illegitimate Children" Henry, how freakish is that?)
FB:
WR1: Randy Moss - He still has it
WR2: Calvin Johnson - Randy 2.0
TE: Vernon Davis - Fast as a wr, strong as ol, open field vision like a kr, he's a TE, no he's a wr, no he's a weapon... no he is always injured, so who gives a damn.
RT: Joe Staley - fastest offensive tackle in the game
RG: Shawn Andrews - Jeez this guy in humongous
C: Jeremy Newberry - Can anyone think of any offensive lineman who have ever been more injured than this guy? And he is STILL starting!! FREAK
LG: Robert Gallery - It used to be Larry Allen bc he eats children, but athletically, Gallery takes the cake.
LT: Ogden - Mt of a man
LE: Julius Peppers - Better than the original freak (Kearse)
DT: Shaun Rodgers - HUGE and can do just about everything, when he feels like it
NT: Haloti Ngata - He's huge and he can move
RE: Mario Williams - Peppers V2 which really makes him Freak V2.5 (or something), Shawn Merriman would have been here, but I didn't want to put any asterisks.
LOLB: Julian Peterson - Manny Lawson might have the fastest 40 time on the field, but Julian Peterson has actually played 4 positions in one game (DE, LB, CB, and S)
MLB: Brian Urlacher - 250 lbs and can run like a gazelle
ROLB: Adalius Thomas - Because he has to be on this list
CB: Nate Clements - Size of a safety, covers like corner
CB2: Fabian Washington - Who says track stars can't play?
FS: Bob Sanders - Bc at any given time, he is one of the smallest players on the field, and he will knock the crap out of anyone.
SS: Sean Taylor - 36=BEAST
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