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    The days prior to the 2008 regular-season opener were dominated by discussion regarding whether Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman would be able to play due to a torn PCL.

    This year, the question is whether Merriman will be able to play after allegedly assaulting a D-level television celebrity named Tila Tequila.

    Merriman allegedly "choked and physically restrained" Tequila as she tried to leave his San Diego residence.

    He was taken into custody at 3:45 p.m. local time and charged with battery and false imprisonment. Tequila was taken to a local hospital for treatment.

  • #2
    Well that doesn't bode well. Roid rage


    • #3
      roid rage? hahhaa jk.

      But seriously, its Tila Tequila. Id choke the ***** too.


      • #4
        Roid rage can do that to a person.

        Originally posted by Jurrell Casey
        I love light skin and white women but my main chick is brown skin


        • #5
          first 3 posts about roids lol

          but yea, id rather give him a medal for choking Tila Tequila


          • #6
            Seriously, LOL. This guy is such an idiot.

            And I've always maintained that not only is he not the only idiot on the Chargers defense, but imo he's also not the only one using steroids. That's my personal opinion.

            At least they drafted a good guy and a good player in Larry English to replace this nimrod.
            Last edited by Geo; 09-06-2009, 12:40 PM.
            Pugnacity, testosterone, truculence, and belligerence.


            • #7
              This is bizarre.


              • #8
                I wonder if he did the lights out dance after he banged Tila Tequila.


                • #9
                  More good news for raider fans!

                  "Just Win Baby"- Al Davis


                  • #10
                    I'd like to see him do the lights out dance in an orange jumpsuit behind bars. That's the only time I'd like to see him do it.

                    And then lights do go out and he gets made a *****.

                    Pugnacity, testosterone, truculence, and belligerence.


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bigbluedefense View Post
                      I wonder if he did the lights out dance after he banged Tila Tequila.
                      Isn't that known to cause cancer in the state of California?


                      • #12
                        Death Sentence!

                        Or give him a medal.



                        • #13
                          Haha, after I read this, this was the first thing I thought of:

                          Shawne Merriman
                          Height: 6'4"
                          Weight: 260-270
                          Profession: Professional Football Player

                          Tila Tequila
                          Height: 5'4"?
                          Weight: 90-110 pounds?
                          Profession: Professional waste?

                          Nice Shawne, very nice.

                          BoneKruser with the DOPE sig


                          • #14
                            Let's go English!

                            Honestly if given the opportunity I'd probably choke Tila too so it's tough to pass judgment here.


                            • #15
                              Merriman mustve ripped her insides out Kobe Bryant on white girl style.

                              I seriously don't care since its Tila Tequila. I know I'll neg repped for that, but seriously, its Tila Tequila.



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