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  • #16
    ha nice burn by PFT.

    Even if he's cleared, the fact that Big Ben would put himself in position to be on the wrong end of these allegations given everything he has experienced in Nevada makes us think that, yes, he really is as dumb as he looks.

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    • #17
      What is wrong with you Ben? No means no!

      "Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!"
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      Oh, my bad. Didn't realize SWDC was the pinnacle of class and grace.

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      • #18
        Last summer after a training camp practice, I had a conversation with Ben Roethlisberger. He told me that if I were to head back to his dorm room, I'd have the chance to meet Hines Ward. Excited to meet my hero, I decided to stay back and go. Around 8 at night, I went to Big Ben's room. When I arrived, candles were lit and the lights were off. I asked him what he was doing. He replied and said this is how Hines does things. Too excited about the chance to meet Hines, I didn't think twice about it. Me and Ben had a few drinks waiting on Hines because he had to shower, eat, and call his wife and son. Well, I drank a little bit more. After that, I felt Big Ben trying stuff. I said no. He kept doing it. He then proceded to rape me. I am coming clean now.





        Well since everyone is accusing him, I might as well now!

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        • #19
          Except this is apparently coming from something that happened this morning. Not last year.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Bengals78 View Post
            Except this is apparently coming from something that happened this morning. Not last year.
            I am coming out with the accusation now. It's troubled me ever since.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HinesWardJr View Post
              Last summer after a training camp practice, I had a conversation with Ben Roethlisberger. He told me that if I were to head back to his dorm room, I'd have the chance to meet Hines Ward. Excited to meet my hero, I decided to stay back and go. Around 8 at night, I went to Big Ben's room. When I arrived, candles were lit and the lights were off. I asked him what he was doing. He replied and said this is how Hines does things. Too excited about the chance to meet Hines, I didn't think twice about it. Me and Ben had a few drinks waiting on Hines because he had to shower, eat, and call his wife and son. Well, I drank a little bit more. After that, I felt Big Ben trying stuff. I said no. He kept doing it. He then proceded to rape me. I am coming clean now.





              Well since everyone is accusing him, I might as well now!
              Yeah...


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              • #22
                TMZ says the alleged assault occurred in the ladies' room.

                How drunk/stupid would you have to be?

                "Gee, no one will ever see this?"

                Either the accuser is not credible, or Ben is incredibly dumb.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
                  TMZ says the alleged assault occurred in the ladies' room.

                  How drunk/stupid would you have to be?

                  "Gee, no one will ever see this?"

                  Either the accuser is not credible, or Ben is incredibly dumb.
                  Maybe a bit of both.

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                  • #24
                    He is going deep whether you like it or not.


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                    • #25
                      ESPN has said nothing yet

                      If his name was Mike Irvin, we would have seen it on the bottomline already

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                      • #26
                        Is Big Ben mormon? It would make sense imo

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by NOLAFan View Post
                          Is Big Ben mormon? It would make sense imo
                          No just a MORON.

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                          • #28


                            Mmmm Missy Peregrym. Was there something else to talk about when it comes to Captain Caveman McRape?


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                            • #29
                              I'm wondering if he got the nickname "Big Ben" for another reason. Maybe he is just to much for these girls to handle and they are "assualted" due to not being able to handle the size. :o

                              Actually he is just keeping his streak alive of having an eventfull offseason. It just wouldn't be right if he didn't do something stupid.

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                              • #30
                                lol if this actually happened, im giving my roommate (from pittsburgh) so much **** for the rest of his life. he wanted to order a miami of ohio big ben jersey hahaa
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