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  • #31
    So if she does press charges, will there need to be evidence and stuff?

    Will they need to get a urine from the scene of the crime and match it with Roethlisberger's?

    That would be a pretty lame, and slightly comical, trial.

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    • #32
      Haha.
      Retards have super human strength. And chimps have the strength of like 10 men. So if you ever see a ******** chimp, run away. Thats a market Hollywood never tackles. ******** chimp movies. Unless you count Vin Diesel movies...and I do!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn View Post
        So if she does press charges, will there need to be evidence and stuff?

        Will they need to get a urine from the scene of the crime and match it with Roethlisberger's?

        That would be a pretty lame, and slightly comical, trial.
        Or just an eerily accurate description of it haha

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        • #34
          Originally posted by TitanHope View Post
          I wanna know where his lookout was. Everyone knows you need a buddy to tell ya to hurry up and zip up when someone's coming.

          I'd seriously check Ben Roethlisberger for Down's Syndrome at this point. Y'know, just to be sure they didn't miss something at birth. Maybe that's why he's so strong? Mentally disabled guys have the strength of 6 men.

          You laugh now, but it'd explain a looooot.

          /tosh
          There was actually a serious article posted on the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette arguing that, according to "leading medical experts," Ben's history of multiple concussions could have very well modified his behavior. That would explain why he went from being a good family boy to a bathroom-raping, golf-pissing diva.

          I don't buy it, but it's out there. I just think he let his fame get to him and he got in waaaaaaaaaay over his head
          Last edited by Mr. Goosemahn; 07-13-2010, 12:49 PM.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn View Post
            There was actually a serious article posted on the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette arguing that, according to "leading medical experts," Ben's history of multiple concussions could have very well modified his behavior. That would explain why he went from being a good family boy to a bathroom-raping, gold-pissing diva.

            I don't buy it, but it's out there. I just think he let his fame get to him and he got in waaaaaaaaaay over his head
            He went to Miami. I doubt it is something new.

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            • #36
              its better to be pissed off than pissed on
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              • #37
                The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing, then lock me up.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Bengals78 View Post
                  Thats a market Hollywood never tackles. ******** chimp movies.
                  What are you talking about? There are plenty of Whoopi Goldberg movies out there.

                  And we're bound to get an Emmitt Smith movie sooner or later. Just you wait.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Bengals78 View Post
                    He went to Miami. I doubt it is something new.
                    Miami Ohio

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn View Post
                      What are you talking about? There are plenty of Whoopi Goldberg movies out there.

                      And we're bound to get an Emmitt Smith movie sooner or later. Just you wait.
                      Featuring Vin Diesel

                      ...but I like Vin Diesel.
                      Im sure you do but go back to coloring and hope it gets on the refrigerator but it wont because elephants aren't orange.

                      /tosh

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                      • #41
                        I won't be surprised if he did something wildly stupid, given the way Ben carries himself.

                        But if he just took a piss then it looks like a clear case of gold digging.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn View Post
                          Miami Ohio
                          Oh I know.
                          And I mean it.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn View Post
                            Miami Ohio
                            The U!

                            of M

                            of O!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Bengals78 View Post
                              Oh I know.
                              And I mean it.


                              I won't be surprised if he did something wildly stupid, given the way Ben carries himself.
                              Ben's been a disappointment for me. He was the reason I started liking the Steelers a couple of years ago, and he's now become the thing about the team that I hate the most.

                              But if he just took a piss then it looks like a clear case of gold digging.

                              Props to clover_jeez!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Mr. Goosemahn View Post

                                Always used to be Miami was for rich frat ***** who wanted to get by with that kinda crap. Add in he was the start football player and I'm sure this isn't a new situation for him.

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