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  • #31
    Originally posted by BUSTKUNTLAWL View Post
    Not everyone knows that.

    My typing style? Okay..
    Everyone knows that.

    Yes, your typing style.

    I don't like it.

    I think it's ludicrous.

    Why would you always make a new paragraph for a sentence, even when it continues on with the same idea?

    This makes no sense.

    Help. I can't stop. Oh, there we go.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by frogstomp View Post
      Everyone knows that.

      Yes, your typing style.

      I don't like it.

      I think it's ludicrous.

      Why would you always make a new paragraph for a sentence, even when it continues on with the same idea?

      This makes no sense.

      Help. I can't stop. Oh, there we go.
      Make a new paragraph? I'm writing paragraphs? I don't give a **** if you don't like how I type. Why do you care so much..? Are you in love with me?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by bigbluedefense View Post
        no sorry...he'd still kick your ass
        You stab somebody in the side with a shank and you've got a huge head start. I don't care how big you are.


        Nobody cares about your stupid fantasy team.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by BUSTKUNTLAWL View Post
          Make a new paragraph? I'm writing paragraphs? I don't give a **** if you don't like how I type. Why do you care so much..? Are you in love with me?
          Yes, but you didn't have to let everyone know.

          Anyways, regardless of my love for you, thank you for changing for me. You were almost perfect, and now, BAM!, you are. Well... almost. Just never talk to me again, and we'll be set.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
            You stab somebody in the side with a shank and you've got a huge head start. I don't care how big you are.
            See, I just have no faith in your stabbing skills. You'd probably hit him with the wrong end, and then stab yourself in the process.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
              You stab somebody in the side with a shank and you've got a huge head start. I don't care how big you are.
              He'd shove your body in the cut to prevent too much blood loss. After he clots, he'll remove you, have his way with you, then eat you for dinner.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
                You stab somebody in the side with a shank and you've got a huge head start. I don't care how big you are.
                Not to mention it wouldn't be 1 vs 1 either.

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                • #38
                  Greatest thread in a long time...

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                  • #39
                    I Am The Greatest Stabber Of All Time!!!


                    Respect My Authority!!!!


                    Nobody cares about your stupid fantasy team.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
                      I Am The Greatest Stabber Of All Time!!!


                      Respect My Authority!!!!
                      I can picture it all go down.

                      You gathering an army of goons to take on Tank.

                      You lead the pack, trying to slowly creep up and sneak attack him.

                      But little did you realize, your goons decide to betray you, hit you in the back of the head, and anal rape you while Tank let's his bath water pour into your mouth.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by frogstomp View Post
                        Everyone knows that.

                        Yes, your typing style.

                        I don't like it.

                        I think it's ludicrous.

                        Why would you always make a new paragraph for a sentence, even when it continues on with the same idea?

                        This makes no sense.

                        Help. I can't stop. Oh, there we go.
                        Holy ****, just shut up. If you don't
                        like how
                        someone types
                        don't read it.
                        do you really
                        have enough time on your hands to *****
                        about how someone types?

                        What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
                        they get smoked.

                        2010-2011 Super Bowl Champions
                        Hint:Not the Bears.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
                          I Am The Greatest Stabber Of All Time!!!


                          Respect My Authority!!!!
                          You say that now, but when Tonya Harding hired you to stab Nancy Kerrigan, all you did was beat her in the leg... with a PIPE! I mean, stab with a pipe? Come on.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by bigbluedefense View Post
                            I can picture it all go down.

                            You gathering an army of goons to take on Tank.

                            You lead the pack, trying to slowly creep up and sneak attack him.

                            But little did you realize, your goons decide to betray you, hit you in the back of the head, and anal rape you while Tank let's his bath water pour into your mouth.
                            That sounds like a Hallmark Card.

                            Tisk tisk..it's lets, not let's. C-

                            Not to mention that it would clearly be shower water, and not bath water.
                            Last edited by bearsfan_51; 03-15-2007, 07:06 PM.


                            Nobody cares about your stupid fantasy team.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by bearsfan_51 View Post
                              I'm sure he's going to get his own nice little area. Martha Stewart went to jail people...she was nice and safe. They don't let celebrities get attacked, it reflects very poorly on them.

                              Come on...use your skulls.
                              There is a big difference between a women's white collar crime jail and a men's regular prison. How can you compare the two?

                              Glad to see a athlete not get away with misdeeds for once.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by eacantdraft View Post
                                There is a big difference between a women's white collar crime jail and a men's regular prison. How can you compare the two?

                                Glad to see a athlete not get away with misdeeds for once.
                                I'm sure he's going to go to a white collar prison as well. He lives in one of the nicest burbs in the Chicago area.

                                By the way, have you ever been to a woman's prison? I have. They are all ******* scary. White collar or not.


                                Nobody cares about your stupid fantasy team.

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