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My name is NJX and if you must know then I suppose I will quietly tell you, just between the two of us mind you, that I actually would prefer it if the Broncos had a different set of running backs than Knowshon Moreno and Laurence Maroney.
Hi, my name is Wade Phillips & I have absolutely no sense of humor whatever.
Hi, my name is Jason Garrett & I'm a goddamned playcalling genius who's just waiting for that man with no sense of humor to leave so I can take his job that's been rightfully mine all along b/c Jerry promised :--).
Hi, I'm Jay Cutler & why is there no one on the line when I keep picking up this ringing phone?
Hi, I'm Brad Childress & I have an absolute ironclad control over my team.... if that's OK with you, Brett.
Hi, my name is Albert Haynesworth & I've earned every one of those millions I've stolen from Mr. Snyder, & If you keep saying I don't I will rake my cleats over your ************* face!
Hi, I'm Bruce Gradkowski & now that I've shaved my unibrow I no longer look like a sex criminal.
Hi, I'm Roger Goddell & I'm the best shakedown artist premium cable has ever seen.
Hi, I'm Matt Schaub & I'm gonna laugh at all you fools who said we're mediocre when I hoist the Lombardi Trophy.
Hi, I'm Marvin Austin & Coach Blake said I didn't have to wait to graduate for my $ now!
Hi, I'm Bill Bellichick & I'm so goddamned smart, sneaky & ruthless my team doesn't need an OC or a DC so Mr. Kraft can pay me all 3 salaries & put the $ saved toward new video equipment.
Hi, I'm Josh McDaniels & any opponent who beats up my precious cutesy-poo Broncos is cheating!
Hi, my name is Mike Singletary & I haven't got clue one as to what I'm do.......... Rat! That's a rat! Didn't you see that rat?
Hi, my name is Kyle Boller & I can throw it a ******* mile but have no control whatever over where it goes.
Hi, I'm Tim Tebow & I'm not a spoiled brat! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!!
Hi, I'm Pete Carroll & I had no knowledge of that condo where Mr. & Mrs. Bush lived.
Hi, I'm Alex Smith & I can throw it to open receivers that only my super power ultravision can see.
Hi, Mr. Peppers, I'm (name of whatever OT is blocking on Peppers that day) & I would like to apologize in advance for getting in your way while you're en route to concuss my QB.
Hi, my name is Mike Vick, AKA Ron Mexico, don't my prison tats look snazzy?
Hi, my name is Jerry Jones & I'm gonna charge a special $500 a head toll on every paid admission to the next Super Bowl in my own personal Jerryworld stadium if my team isn't in the game b/c the Commissioner said I could.