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  • #61
    [Chorus (2x):]
    Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
    My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
    Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
    My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

    Ahem.. excuse me!
    Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

    [Eminem:]
    Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
    Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
    Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
    And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
    Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
    Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
    Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
    Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
    And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
    I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
    Faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
    C'mere ****! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
    I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem:]
    My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
    Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
    I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
    And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
    Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
    Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
    Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
    In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
    Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
    I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
    I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
    Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
    You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
    And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
    This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
    (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
    So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem:]
    Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
    Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
    I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that!)
    I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
    Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
    I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
    All my life I was very deprived
    I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
    Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
    I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
    When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
    HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
    YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
    I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
    Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
    I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
    And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
    Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

    [Chorus]
    that is all.

    Sig by Fenikz

    I remember NFLDC
    don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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    • #62
      Lol seriously, you guys suck. I can make a 3 page post on the ins and outs of a teams offense, but I only get repped if I take a shot at NJX or argue with him.

      You all suck, NJX is right.
      Originally posted by SNIPER26
      fwiw, i amz deunks ofs myt ass. ilo vez drinmoinz befotre i post. wha t a hreat ideas.z.

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      • #63
        Hi my name is Ted "tightwad" Thompson and im a tightwad.


        mother****ing TTT ***** SURPRISE!



        ps saints-tigers njx does not know capital letters exist.
        Last edited by PackerLegend; 10-05-2010, 09:41 PM.

        Sick Sig By BoneKrusher

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Saints-Tigers View Post
          Lol seriously, you guys suck. I can make a 3 page post on the ins and outs of a teams offense, but I only get repped if I take a shot at NJX or argue with him.

          You all suck, NJX is right.
          being the funny guy helps too. Trust me.

          Sig by Fenikz

          I remember NFLDC
          don't tell anyone, but Charlie Casserly is a dope fiend

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          • #65
            Hi my name is Peyton Hillis and I hit defenders back into the locker room.

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            • #66
              Hi my name is Tr...

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              • #67
                Hi my name is fenikz and I like to party

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                • #68
                  Hi, my name is Kareem McKenzie and I wear this back brace to make a fashion statement.

                  Hi, my name is Eli Manning, I've played through a seriously dislocated shoulder, a cracked foot, a crack in the other foot caused by playing through the first cracked foot, get beaten on every game and have spent my career playing in one of the most crazy winded stadiums ever, have 4 out of my 5 picks come off of WRs who decided to volleyball-style set the ball instead of using their hands to actually catch it...do you want to be my fwiend? Cause I'm starting to get too old for this ****.

                  BK

                  Originally posted by AcheTen
                  JPP is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham
                  Originally posted by abaddon41_80
                  Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.
                  Originally posted by JBCX
                  Most misleading 10+ sack season EVER.

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                  • #69
                    Hi, I'm Peyton Hillis and the Broncos traded me AND picks for Brady Quinn.

                    Hi, I'm TJ Ward and this is my shoulder

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                    • #70
                      Hi my name is Randy Moss and I don't write checks

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                      • #71
                        Hi, my name is Sebastian Janikowski and where is that goal post again?

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                        • #72
                          hi my name is brett favre and i masturbate

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                          • #73
                            hi my name is Shaun Phillips and i have another SACK

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                            • #74
                              Hi, my name is Jeff Fisher, and I just wanted to feel like a winner.

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                              • #75
                                Hi my name is Vontae Davis and I've taken over Revis' Island.

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