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    Hey guys, I need some help.

    I need to come up with a David Letterman-style Top 10 list of rejected ways to make the Detroit Lions more intimidating next season.

    They changed the logo to a more fierce looking Lion. Now I need some other ones . . . they gotta be funny. Can be about anything from the stadium, to the coaches, to the players, to the owner, to who they draft/sign, etc.

    #1 on the list might be to simply WIN a game next season.


    Help me out boys. Make them funny.
    R.I.P. L.E.F.
    "I am the one who knocks!"

  • #2
    Add a dick to the logo, like the old Buffalo Bills one.

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    • #3
      Get Cheerleaders that don't attract sex offenders.

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      • #4
        Jet packs, nuff said.

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        • #5
          Bigger Boats.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Burger View Post
            Bigger Boats.
            We're talking about the Vikings now?

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            • #7
              Replace the players with actual lions.

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              • #8
                draft rockstars and not piano men

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                • #9
                  Move to Grand Rapids

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lions WMD View Post
                    Add a dick to the logo, like the old Buffalo Bills one.

                    He... That's funny.

                    Dream Mock (Eagles)
                    1 Knowshon Moreno RB
                    2 Cornelius Ingram TE
                    3 Darcel McBath S
                    5 Chris Owens CB
                    5 Augustus Parrish OT
                    (Anquan Boldin)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Burger View Post
                      Move to Grand Rapids
                      yes!!! the van andel holds about the same amount of fans that showed up for home games at the end of last season

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                      • #12
                        my ten ways of making the detroit lions more intimidating.
                        1 Clone Megatron 4 times so you have 3 of him receiving and two of him playing safety(he would be a freaking scary safety)
                        2 Get someone who can actually throw those three megatrons the ball
                        3 Give every fired auto industry guy a free ticket to a game near the player tunnel.
                        4 Get good coaching
                        5 Let all the players grow manes so they actually look like lions a bit
                        6 Go away from baby-blue in the teams color scheme
                        7 win a game
                        8 roar instead of bark when defense makes plays
                        9 hire chuck norris to play linebacker
                        10 bribe god


                        Saints 2014 draft wish list:
                        - No pass rusher till the fourth round (or preferably at all)
                        - Corner or Wideout in the first
                        - No reaching
                        - No Kelvin Benjamin

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                        • #13
                          These are good, keep them coming.

                          Here's a few of mine to potentially include:

                          - Hire Jack Bauer as head coach.
                          - Abandon the old team motto of "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."
                          - During the season, the team will grow playoff beards like hockey players
                          - Use real Lions on the defensive line
                          - Have each player paint their face on gameday to resemble 'The Joker'
                          - Inflatable shoulder pads
                          Last edited by Xiomera; 03-29-2009, 10:12 AM.
                          R.I.P. L.E.F.
                          "I am the one who knocks!"

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                          • #14
                            1) Take Ramses Barden
                            2) rent a big party boat
                            3) hire scott as a GM
                            4) Trade for Rex Grossman : http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...tion-here.html
                            5) Make Chuck Norris middle linebacker

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                            • #15
                              Ask your opponents to wear a lookalike face of WCF.
                              Tell the players they can have an opportunity to kick Millen in the ass for every game they win.
                              Throw a player to the Lions every time the team loses and parade the unfed Lion behind the team bench as the game is played.
                              Don't feed the team before the game and have a buffet at the opponents end zone so they can celebrate every score by eating.
                              Make my avatar available for a win and I don't mean the picture.
                              Build a second training facility in the North Pole and place WCF in charge until the team wins a Super Bowl.
                              Have the team practice there every time they lose.
                              Last edited by Iamcanadian; 03-29-2009, 01:58 PM.
                              And proud of it!!!

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