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  • #16
    Your prayers have been answered:

    http://www.petducksblog.com/

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    • #17
      I want a pet midget
      my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
      <TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
      <+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
      <+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...
      Originally posted by Hermstheman83
      What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

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      • #18
        While it may be a terrible, terrible idea to get a pet duck, it does sound like it could be very, very interesting. I personally wouldn't even get a duck because I am lazy and would definitely kill it. If i were you, I would try and keep it alive until it gets big, then you have your own personally raised duck ready to cook. Duck is nummy.

        I also refuse to believe you weren't stoned when you ordered said duck. No sober and sane individual would ever purchase a duck online in college. + rep because this is ******* funny.

        Bonekrusher.

        Originally posted by JordanTaber
        Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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        • #19
          What the **** are you going to do with a duck?

          What are you going to name it? I'd go cliche with Donald.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by VoteLynnSwan View Post
            my landlord had 2 pet ducks... (I live in downtown Milwaukee) they were pretty badass... You need some kind of yard or something, and a pond is pretty essential.

            They need a food source, they'll eat insects and stuff, but you'll probably have to supplement that with some kind of grain or something. They also love cat food.

            Ultimately it's a terrible idea, and will only end poorly.

            They didn't die, but they really didn't like the snow much... My landlord ended up taking them to a farm in Minnesota.

            -edit
            also, I don't know what kind of duck you got, but if it's one capable of flying, then be prepared to have to go find it on occasion. You'll also need some kind of enclosed area like a coop for them to sleep in at night if you're going to keep them outside because they will be a target for raccoons and such.

            Be prepared to deal with a ton of duck **** too. It's gross, and they **** ALL the time.
            THIS! Do not under-estimate raccoons! Those little bastards WILL outsmart you no matter what you do. My ex-girlfriend had 3 baby chicks, and I had to take care of them for a few days. So the first night I was over there, I fed 'em and everything. When I went to put them away, this is what I did: I put them in a pet-carrier, and suspended it in midair from a tree branch with a bungie cord. So it was suspended in frickin' midair, about 5 feet off the ground. Also, surrounding the area underneath the pet-carrier was a dog pen. So yeah, I thought to myself, "Well done TitanHope, you've got these baby chickens secured. Your GF will love you so much for taking such good care of her chicks that she'll will express her gratitude via frisky endeavors."

            So I come back the next day and one of the chicks was gone!!! I was STUNNED! I called my GF and was like, "I dunno how it happened! There were 3 and now there are 2!" I was looking all over for feathers and stuff, but there was no evidence of chicknapping. She was cool about it though, and she said "It's ok TitanHope. Raccoons are evil, demonic creatures and are capable of this." And I was like, "No! I fool proofed this thing! I did not get outsmarted by a raccoon!" And she was like, "Yeah, you did...but it's ok though!!!"

            I was a sad panda. I felt bad for the chicknapped one. It got frickin' pulled through a pet-carrier cage door and eaten by raccoons. And yes, I totally brought the other two chicks home with me until she came back. I wasn't gonna leave the little tikes there in that death trap.

            So yeah, raccoons, ducks, and canadian geese are all evil and hopefully become extinct some day.
            Still Team The Ke$ha!!!

            [@TDWinstead]
            Originally posted by MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
            Damn Ke$ha is sexy.

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            • #21
              Sounds cool. Ducks aren't vicious unless they are wild.

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              You are just a terrible person.
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              I have an iPhone.

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              • #22
                So the consensus seems to be no, which is depressing. I've always wanted a duck. Somebody needs to give me some pros to having this thing. That duck blog doesn't make it seem too hard, outside of needing a coop....

                As for the name, my roommate wants to name it Duck, and I want to name it Scrambles. We're adamantly against each other's suggestion, so we'll hammer out the issue when we decide if we're keeping it.

                Originally posted by prock View Post
                I also refuse to believe you weren't stoned when you ordered said duck. No sober and sane individual would ever purchase a duck online in college.
                No comment.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
                  So the consensus seems to be no, which is depressing. I've always wanted a duck. Somebody needs to give me some pros to having this thing. That duck blog doesn't make it seem too hard, outside of needing a coop....

                  As for the name, my roommate wants to name it Duck, and I want to name it Scrambles. We're adamantly against each other's suggestion, so we'll hammer out the issue when we decide if we're keeping it.



                  No comment.
                  The name is obviously Darkwing.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by bored of education View Post
                    I want a pet midget
                    I was at a metal show last week and there was a midget in the mosh pit, haha! I felt bad so I had to keep pushing him away from me and I tried to get him out of harms way. He stayed in it though.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post
                      I was at a metal show last week and there was a midget in the mosh pit, haha! I felt bad so I had to keep pushing him away from me and I tried to get him out of harms way. He stayed in it though.
                      How disrespectful. Midgets are almost like real human beings so you need to try to treat them as if they are normal.

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                      • #26
                        This is probably the best idea I've ever heard, unqualified. You should definitely get a pet duck. It's beyond pro's and con's, buy a pet duck.

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                        PACKERS BADGERS BREWERS BUCKS

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                        • #27


                          I think a pet duck is a great idea.
                          I'm a state.

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                          • #28
                            Don't forget, ducks eat for free at subway.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by holt_bruce81 View Post
                              Don't forget, ducks eat for free at subway.


                              You win sir. I was just listening to this yesterday.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
                                So the consensus seems to be no, which is depressing. I've always wanted a duck. Somebody needs to give me some pros to having this thing. That duck blog doesn't make it seem too hard, outside of needing a coop....

                                As for the name, my roommate wants to name it Duck, and I want to name it Scrambles. We're adamantly against each other's suggestion, so we'll hammer out the issue when we decide if we're keeping it.



                                No comment.
                                Regarding Pros... It's pretty badass to say "I have a pet duck"... they're also funny as hell, they do some really weird stuff. Other than that there really is nothing.


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