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  • #31
    PROS
    -you have a freaking duck
    -chicks may like the duck

    CONS
    -youll have to take care of a freaking duck
    -chicks may not like the duck shat

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    • #32
      Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
      No comment.
      By this comment, I assume my comment was correct haha. But seriously, get the ******* duck for the sole reason that it would make a god damn funny story to tell people.

      Bonekrusher.

      Originally posted by JordanTaber
      Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by HawkeyeFan View Post
        If they get mad ( which they can ), they hit very hard. They've broken arms.
        I've handles many ducks and geese while hunting. I sure don't think they can break any arms.

        What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
        they get smoked.

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        Hint:Not the Bears.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by TitleTown088 View Post
          I've handles many ducks and geese while hunting. I sure don't think they can break any arms.
          When they flap there wings at you, I've heard of it happening before. Of course your hunting, so they should be did prior to you handling them ;)
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          • #35
            So I've been laughing my ass off for 15 minutes. Weirdest thread ever.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by ChiFan24 View Post
              Alright listen I don't know what your rules are here for starting off topic threads but time is of the essence and I need opinions. You all strike me as wise people when it comes to the draft so odds are you also know a lot about ducks.

              My roommate and I just ordered a baby duck for $55 from eFowl.com. It's a real website. We have a 4 person apartment at the U of Illinois. We don't really care whether the other two roommates want it or not, they won't say anything either way, and we think it will be funny when the duck shows up unannounced. Now, my roommate and I really want a pet duck, but we know nothing of taking care of a duck. Almost everyone we've talked to thinks we'll kill it and are telling us to cancel the order immediately. We really don't think we'll kill it; we've both taken care of other pets before. On the other hand we're in college and enjoy drinking and what not, so that's to be considered.

              Anyway, I need opinions. In the off chance that any of you have ever had a pet duck, let me know whether you killed it. If so, let me know where you went wrong. Like I said, there's only so much time to cancel the order, so let me know.
              lmao...the bold

              i found a duck once, it was a baby duck in reno and i cradled it while i rode my bike home and it lived for like a week, it would follow me and eat ants and cereal...i mean i was only like 10 so it did die, but it would follow me around which was pretty sick

              they are easy to take care of though, theres legit duck food you need to get...my aunt and uncle raised ducks and stuff and if you get the dry duck mash they stay pretty healthy.

              i could imagine it ******** everywhere though, if i was getting an aquatic bird id get a penguin
              E]

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              • #37
                My backyard neighbor has several ducks. They can be a pain in the ass in numbers. One may be cool, but don't let that get out of hand. I mean, don't let him invite his little duck friends over because where as it sounds like fun, before you know it, they are teenage ducks and they are out of control. There will be no end to their constant honking, beer drinking, porn addiction....wait, are we still talking about ducks?




                2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                • #38
                  Well you should def. do it and tell us in SWDC about your great/horrible experience with the duck.

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                  • #39
                    Yea def get a duck. Think of the lines you could use on girls.

                    "Hey if you come back to mine I'll let you stroke my duck"

                    If you said that any girl would go back, in fact if I was a girl I would go back with you. It's ok it wouldn't be weird though I would close my eyes so that doesn't count right???


                    BoneKrusher killing it with the sig

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                    • #40
                      In the state of Iowa, 1 in 6 men have had sexual intercourse with a chicken. True story.

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                      • #41
                        Definitely a good conversation starter at the very least with the womenz but you have to take care of it.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Jakey View Post
                          In the state of Iowa, 1 in 6 men have had sexual intercourse with a chicken. True story.
                          What animal do the other 5 choose?




                          2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                          • #43
                            Put a baby pool in your room Clarissa explains it all style and just let it swim around.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                              What animal do the other 5 choose?
                              I was guessing at duck. If they can fit an egg out of there...they can fit a bell-end in!

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                              • #45
                                It will rape you in your sleep.

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